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Anonymous No.719877731 >>719877958 >>719878104 >>719878165 >>719886150 >>719887347 >>719887719 >>719888856 >>719888903 >>719889364 >>719891431 >>719891525 >>719892107 >>719893670 >>719901007 >>719901087 >>719902052 >>719903714
Why are video games so expensive?
Anonymous No.719877958
>>719877731 (OP)
because fuck you, you'll buy it anyways
Anonymous No.719878061
>bikeslut
Anonymous No.719878104 >>719878175 >>719879373 >>719879985 >>719880302 >>719885643 >>719888961 >>719889094 >>719903714
>>719877731 (OP)
...was the rape really necessary???
Anonymous No.719878165 >>719879842 >>719886907 >>719888424
>>719877731 (OP)
>debt
Lmao, how do you let debt surpass expendable income?
Anonymous No.719878175
>>719878104
rape is always necessary this is what the courts don't understand
Anonymous No.719879373
>>719878104
The rapist was more happy than the girl was sad, so the total happiness in the world has increased.
Anonymous No.719879842
>>719878165
It's called speculation
Anonymous No.719879985 >>719880165 >>719881089 >>719881592 >>719882182 >>719885779 >>719887136 >>719887814 >>719888575 >>719889898 >>719891052 >>719891368
>>719878104
yes
Anonymous No.719880165
>>719879985
women can't handle banter.
Anonymous No.719880302
>>719878104
Yes because it's funny.
Anonymous No.719881089
>>719879985
male humor, female fantasy
Anonymous No.719881592 >>719887742
>>719879985
female sexual fantasies be like "rape"
Anonymous No.719882182 >>719883336
>>719879985
>male huemour
didn't know females could be funny
Anonymous No.719883336
>>719882182
OI WUZ ROIPED BUY MINN
Anonymous No.719885643
>>719878104
she owed money, so it was prostitution
Anonymous No.719885707
This slut liked big depression cock more, so she deserved it.
also video games??!?
Anonymous No.719885779
>>719879985
that’s my humor and I say that
Anonymous No.719886150 >>719886719
>>719877731 (OP)
r34 tag?
Anonymous No.719886719
>>719886150
miscon
Anonymous No.719886907
>>719878165
>He doesn't debtmax
Anonymous No.719887136
>>719879985
lol
Anonymous No.719887347 >>719896259
>>719877731 (OP)
so bike cuck trooned out LMAO! sissy weak faggot cannot bear to be a man
Anonymous No.719887719 >>719887894 >>719887983 >>719888292 >>719891101 >>719892716 >>719892971 >>719893343 >>719893350 >>719893634 >>719898706
>>719877731 (OP)
Anonymous No.719887742 >>719888159 >>719888415 >>719889117
>>719881592
Tranny fantasy*
No real woman thinks like that. It's only coomers in a dress indulging on their porn addiction, thinking rape feels good which it makes sense from a male perspective.
Anonymous No.719887814
>>719879985
Humor?
Anonymous No.719887894
>>719887719
Anonymous No.719887983 >>719891101 >>719893094 >>719893343
>>719887719
>She was busy texting seemingly all of her friends as we finished our meals and stood up, when I decided to pipe up again.

>Me: "Um, y-you know wh-what would make the happiness in the world increase..."

>She looked up from her phone with a sly smile.

>Her: "What?"

>Me: "I-if...if we k-- um, kissed..."

>Her amused smile slowly descended into an absolutely indiscernible neutral expression.

>then, after a pause

>it rose again into a smile

>Her: "You... are so cute. Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."

>I closed my eyes tight, and gently puckered my lips, bracing for a kiss.

>Then she slapped my ass so hard that there is still a palm print on it.

https://www.tumblr.com/shencomix/771982490562871296/i-went-on-a-date-today-and-she-found-out-i-made
Anonymous No.719888159 >>719888765
>>719887742
You have to interact with biological women to understand that they absolutely want guys to be overly physical with them but only if they are sexually attracted to (you)
Its kind offputting at times. I just wanna cuddle but she wants me to tie her up and full force punch her in the liver then cum on her chest.
Anonymous No.719888292 >>719890734 >>719891168
>>719887719
did they fuck
Anonymous No.719888415 >>719900702
>>719887742
It depends on the woman. I attract a lot of mentally broken bitches and they all have fantasies of kidnapping and rape. With the right guy, of course.
Anonymous No.719888424 >>719891532 >>719903519
>>719878165
Asmongold's mom literally died with 90k in debt and nobody paid for it. She just kept maxing out credit cards.
Anonymous No.719888575
>>719879985
I can just tell she's being serious with the statement and it makes it funnier.
Anonymous No.719888606 >>719888662 >>719888671 >>719888716 >>719889479 >>719891131 >>719891423 >>719898379 >>719903807 >>719904818 >>719906135
In all seriousness though, isn't it about time we got emojis on 4chan? I'm not kidding.
Anonymous No.719888662
>>719888606
We have images for that.
Anonymous No.719888671
>>719888606
You'd get banned for using them anyway
Anonymous No.719888716
>>719888606
Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
Anonymous No.719888765 >>719889113
>>719888159
I'm sorry man, if you don't enjoy choking a bitch you're probably just gay.
Anonymous No.719888856
>>719877731 (OP)
>unexpanded picrel looks like she touching her breasts
was this bikecuck's intention?
Anonymous No.719888903
>>719877731 (OP)
wait why is she lifting her own skirt
Anonymous No.719888917 >>719889959
>debt
Do Americans really?
Anonymous No.719888961
>>719878104
You see the rape in there is actually genius. As it is an analogy for how much the girl gets fucked by her debts.
Anonymous No.719889094
>>719878104
debt is basically rape
Anonymous No.719889113 >>719889238 >>719889291
>>719888765
Theres a difference between erotic asphyxiation and wanting me to make a 1950s marriage look like playful roughhousing.
I dont enjoy hurting other people.
Anonymous No.719889117 >>719889750
>>719887742
No anon, women fantasize about this shit but they have to like you, and not "she's my girlfriend" tier of liking but "I'm marrying in 2 weeks but I want you to come fuck me before I'm someone else's wife" tier of liking. Once you are aware that level exists that shit fucks with your mind, you can't really trust women after that.
Anonymous No.719889238
>>719889113
fag
Anonymous No.719889254 >>719889354
Don't spend more than you earn, don't borrow money from the jews.
It's that easy.
Anonymous No.719889291
>>719889113
based
Anonymous No.719889354 >>719890923
>>719889254
How get house??
Anonymous No.719889364 >>719889558 >>719889576
>>719877731 (OP)
male on female findom is a rare and underutilized fetish
Anonymous No.719889479 >>719889854 >>719890316
>>719888606
We had them for one April Fool's and they were fun despite how much people whined they violated the spirit of the site reaction images are functionally emojis
Anonymous No.719889558 >>719889752 >>719889763 >>719889991
>>719889364
Female on male findom is absolutely vile and should be fucking illegal.
Butr I am a lot more fine on male on female findom. Really that is more like taking back what belongs to men from the female on male findom degenerates.
Anonymous No.719889576 >>719902230
>>719889364
That's because men can just dominate women physically. Women need to get more creative when it comes to dominating men.
Anonymous No.719889750 >>719891391 >>719894297 >>719900974
>>719889117
>"I'm marrying in 2 weeks but I want you to come fuck me before I'm someone else's wife" tier of liking
This shit firmly has me in the 'don't trust a woman ever' line of thinking.
Anonymous No.719889752
>>719889558
Somewhere out there is a guy that genuinely believes this and that kinda terrifies me.
Anonymous No.719889763
>>719889558
We need to start teaching boys that showering random girls with money is a bad thing and the root of society's ills.
Anonymous No.719889854 >>719889989 >>719890316 >>719898690
>>719889479
Yeah but sometimes it's easier to do this than to look for that one image in your folder.
Anonymous No.719889898
>>719879985
But women have loads of rape fantasies so what does this mean?
Anonymous No.719889959 >>719891564
>>719888917
Must really suck to see a word than immediately think about Amerilards.
Anonymous No.719889989
>>719889854
Reaction images are better because they can be tailor made for the situation, rather than some standardized image.
Nu internet is lazy
Anonymous No.719889991 >>719890028
>>719889558
Nobody asked
Anonymous No.719890028 >>719890183
>>719889991
Nobody asked if anyone asked
Anonymous No.719890183
>>719890028
Nobody asked if nobody asked nobody
Anonymous No.719890316 >>719890927
>>719889854
>>719889479
>zoomers too lazy to use reaction images
This site is barely recognizable from even just 5 years ago
Anonymous No.719890734 >>719890841 >>719890868 >>719890962
>>719888292
they got mugged on the way home
heres a comic showing what happened
Anonymous No.719890841
>>719890734
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EPIC TROLL!!!!
Anonymous No.719890868
>>719890734
happiness 2
sadness 1
>condomcuck
Anonymous No.719890923
>>719889354
Save up like your gramps did
Build it yourself
Or own nothing and be happy
Anonymous No.719890927
>>719890316
I would like to use reaction images, but my ip is banned probably because some spamming autist who share my ip range
Anonymous No.719890962 >>719891990
>>719890734
Did the "mugger" actually take the loot in the end though or not?
Anonymous No.719891019 >>719891431 >>719891525 >>719891539
Anonymous No.719891052 >>719891127
>>719879985
>female humore
>muh vagiiiina
Anonymous No.719891101
>>719887719 >>719887983
lmao this guy is going to end up actually trooning
Anonymous No.719891127
>>719891052
That's western female homiure THOUGH
Anonymous No.719891131 >>719892587
>>719888606
Absolutely not. Reaction images are the core apex of 4chan's spirit and culture
I get you Zoomers want to change it more to be like a social media site or reddit or Twitter but that is an absolute NO
Anonymous No.719891168
>>719888292
of course
Anonymous No.719891368
>>719879985
>female humor
Anonymous No.719891391 >>719894297 >>719901102
>>719889750
Yeah it's fucking uncanny. It's like they are 2 different people, a girl I fucked a couple of times a decade ago asked me advice because she was having issues with her fiancΓ©, she's getting married in January. After I gave her the best advice I could (not that "that's toxic, leave him" but rather trying to make her empathetic and stop bickering over inane shit) she started sending me nudes and telling me how she has never been with a married guy before and I'm like bitch wtf
Anonymous No.719891423
>>719888606
Why are you stupid?
Anonymous No.719891431 >>719891572 >>719891575
>>719877731 (OP)
>>719891019
So, I get it he trooned out?
Anonymous No.719891525 >>719891575
>>719877731 (OP)
>>719891019
God damn it, I fucking hate actual, unironic trannies.
Bike cuck was funny in a trashy way but this is just fucking foul and degenerate.
Anonymous No.719891532
>>719888424
And it's based. All the banks are debtmaxxing, why shouldn't you?
Anonymous No.719891539 >>719896082
>>719891019
I don't get it
Anonymous No.719891564
>>719889959
>than
Way to out yourself, mutt
Anonymous No.719891572
>>719891431
He didn't draw those you stupid goofy bamboo
Anonymous No.719891575 >>719891693 >>719895334
>>719891431
>>719891525
>Retard Zoomers never heard of Rule 63
Anonymous No.719891693 >>719891989
>>719891575
Trooning is disgusting and no stupid "rule" can change that.
Anonymous No.719891989
>>719891693
Go back unironically senpai
Anonymous No.719891990 >>719892201
>>719890962
The pockets are empty. The only thing he didn't take, is the guy's blue balls.
Anonymous No.719892107
>>719877731 (OP)
Uhm... bike tranny?
Anonymous No.719892201
>>719891990
Kek! Absolutely fucking BRUTAL! I love it!
Anonymous No.719892587 >>719892703 >>719892771 >>719894932
>>719891131

Reaction images are barely even a thing anymore.
Anonymous No.719892703 >>719892771
>>719892587
>mfw Reaction images are barely even a thing anymore.
Anonymous No.719892716 >>719892771
>>719887719
holy shit
Anonymous No.719892771
>>719892587
>>719892703
See >>719892716
Anonymous No.719892830 >>719892951 >>719893268 >>719895057 >>719895598
qrd on bikecuck after the, well, bikecuck comic?
How can a single comic destroy an """artist""" like that? Not even "loss" managed to reach that level
Anonymous No.719892951 >>719893018 >>719893073 >>719894662
>>719892830
I think nobody outside of 4chan actually cares about the "bike cuck" comic.
Anonymous No.719892971 >>719893094 >>719893165
>>719887719
I have a hard time believing this is legit. Only /v/ calls him bike cuck so I don't believe some random girl he went on a date with would call him that.
Anonymous No.719893018 >>719893316
>>719892951
nobody cares for him
but the dude became a meme
and clearly he kept living as a cuck
Anonymous No.719893073 >>719893316
>>719892951
I mean, it clearly had an effect on him considering his content after it started trending.
Anonymous No.719893094 >>719893208
>>719892971
read >>719887983
https://www.tumblr.com/shencomix/771982490562871296/i-went-on-a-date-today-and-she-found-out-i-made

The guy did not made a green, he quoted
Anonymous No.719893165
>>719892971
Obviously, it's just a joke like a greentext story
Anonymous No.719893208
>>719893094
Anonymous No.719893268
>>719892830
Buckley's loss is a universal meme. Gen A kiddies parrot it without even knowing what it actually is. They straight up think "reference = funny".
Anonymous No.719893316
>>719893018
>>719893073
Outside the "bike cuck" meme that is only popular on 4chan, he is just another mediocre and irrelevant online "artist".
Anonymous No.719893343
>>719887719
>>719887983
none of this happened. He's sharing his humiliation fantasy to beat off to.
Anonymous No.719893350
>>719887719
This didn't happen
But it should have
Anonymous No.719893634
>>719887719
Yo, I wish I could kidnap bike cuck and his wive and then tie bike cuck to a chair and force him to watch my dog fucking his wife.
Anonymous No.719893670 >>719893821
>>719877731 (OP)
There's always a better answer
Anonymous No.719893821 >>719894798 >>719895385 >>719896017
>>719893670
How did he murder the guy who took his sword if his sword was stolen?
Did he use a rock?
Anonymous No.719894297
>>719889750
>>719891391
These are just shitty people rationalizing themselves. Its not much different than dudes who pull the
>I just rawdogged like 20 hookers during the bachelor party, but like.. I'm not MARRIED YET BRO I don't need to tell the wife. Syphilis test? Nah, no time I'm getting married in like 2 days to the woman I love more than anything!
sort of shit. Some people are just garbage. it happened in the old days too but there was more to think about ie someone wants to bang the milkman/delivery guy, or his secretary, or a friend of the family's husband/wife etc.. you have to worry about the proximity socially and get to know the person etc. These days social media means that anyone can go online and find someone to hook up with they've never met before in like 2 minutes if woman or gay, 10 minutes if a guy. Or perhaps even worse, you can always find someone to tell you that you're beautiful and funny and that your current partner is totally unreasonable and doesn';t value you and you should be treated like a queen and.. etc and some people are very vulnerable to that sort of flattery
Anonymous No.719894662
>>719892951
No, that shit was a widespread meme for a good while, even sites like twitter were making fun of how pathetic the guy was. He was even accused of promoting toxic positivity.
Anonymous No.719894798
>>719893821
he used the other guy's sword
Anonymous No.719894932
>>719892587
Yes they are
Anonymous No.719895057
>>719892830
Well funnily enough, his current comics constantly get posted on here. You've probably seen his shit without realising.
Anonymous No.719895334 >>719895394 >>719895526
>>719891575
>there's nothing suspect about rule63ing your self-insert authorial avatar
Anonymous No.719895385
>>719893821
He stole a sword from the sword cuck.
Anonymous No.719895394 >>719895594
>>719895334
Anon you fucking retard that art isn't made by him...
Anonymous No.719895526
>>719895334
Yes anon, very clearly the guy made porn art of himself as a girl
Like cmon bro
Anonymous No.719895594 >>719896023 >>719896084 >>719896115 >>719902441 >>719902942
>>719895394
Anonymous No.719895598
>>719892830
Bike fuck is funny and mocked but it's nowhere near loss
Loss trancends like 95% of memes in the past 20 years
Anonymous No.719896017
>>719893821
He bought another sword and killed the other guy with it.
Anonymous No.719896023
>>719895594
Having that bike stolen did a number on her, huh
Anonymous No.719896082
>>719891539
She got a dick
Anonymous No.719896084
>>719895594
I would fuck femshen
Anonymous No.719896115
>>719895594
Nice bike shorts
Anonymous No.719896259 >>719896581
>>719887347
Anonymous No.719896581 >>719903730
>>719896259
HAHA! LOOOL!
This edit is very funny. I like it very much.
Anonymous No.719898379
>>719888606
Where did this come from?
Anonymous No.719898690
>>719889854
grim.
Anonymous No.719898706 >>719899091 >>719899130
>>719887719
I want to make a webcomic and be made fun of by women :(
Anonymous No.719899091
>>719898706
Relax, brownoid. It didn't actually happen. He made up this humiliation story in his head to goon to it.
Anonymous No.719899130
>>719898706
You don't need a webcomic for that, just be yourself!
Anonymous No.719899335
Book cuck
Anonymous No.719900702
>>719888415
This, women are into some pretty mental shit IF they actually want to fuck you. It's like a bouncer at a club, once you get past her defensive bullshit it's free game once you're inside.
Anonymous No.719900974
>>719889750
I firmly believe every modern bitch pulls this. Don't let those pregnancy and marriage pics on instsgram/Facebook fool you. She was absolutely getting plowed elsewhere before she decided to settle with this sucker. What ppl dont like to admit are their backups, almost every person who can get dick/pussy has SOME back up out there JUST in case you fall through.
Anonymous No.719901007
>>719877731 (OP)
why are you always indebted? what shit do you that desperately need and cannot afford?
Anonymous No.719901087
>>719877731 (OP)
Because you're unemployment
Get a fucking job
Anonymous No.719901102
>>719891391
Tbh I've always wanted to fuck a taken chick, especially if shes about to settle, but I can see the disgusting aspect of it once the excitement wears off.
Anonymous No.719902052
>>719877731 (OP)
Gaming doesn't have to be expensive. There's always a way to do it cheaper, if you're creative and accommodating.
Anonymous No.719902230
>>719889576
Which is why it's a shame there isn't very much male on female findom content, especially that doesn't use violence. There should be more
Anonymous No.719902441
>>719895594
>bike shorts

Perfection
Anonymous No.719902942 >>719903416
>>719895594
Bike cuck becomes... the bike?
Anonymous No.719903416
>>719902942
utilitarianism demands that the most happiness possible derived from the least possible suffering

which means bikecuck-chan owes everyone sex
Anonymous No.719903519
>>719888424
based. banks can't collect on that shit.
Anonymous No.719903714
>>719878104
>>719877731 (OP)
artist?
Anonymous No.719903730
>>719896581
ikr
Anonymous No.719903807
>>719888606
Anonymous No.719904818
>>719888606
anyone using emojis that arent made out of keyboard characters should be euthanized
Anonymous No.719906135
>>719888606
>have the ability to post any image we want
>can I have emojis

fuck off