why the hype
>MUH HECKIN' METROIDVANIA
so? literally no good game ever came out good out of this genre, except maybe for Street Fighter 2010.
>HECKIN' 6 YEARS IN DEVELOPMENT
I waited through the Stalker development from 1999 till 2007. It was much more eventful and dramatic than this.
>STORY AND DESIGN
Blasphemous did it better anyway.
There is literally nothing appealing about this game. I just fail to understand why is everyone so hyped?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:57:01 PM
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>>719886208
you are an extremely narcissistic person
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:08:19 PM
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poster who claims to care so little about new game still makes thread for new game about how much they don't care
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:09:05 PM
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>>719884939 (OP)
>don't play good game
>play other good game
Are 8/10s just a waste of time nowadays?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:09:58 PM
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Because other people are not you.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:11:13 PM
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>>719884939 (OP)
>I just fail to understand
I bet you feel like that a lot in life, is it frustrating for you?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:12:27 PM
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>>719886915
>so? literally no good game ever came out good out of this genre, except maybe for Street Fighter 2010.
>Street fighter
>metroid vania
>blasphemous
>good and not just bang on the level sub par mediocre
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:12:35 PM
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>>719884939 (OP)
Ewww nasty ESL. You sound brown and like poop, fuck off.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:14:07 PM
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>>719886915
>Street fighter 2010
>a good metroidvania
Nigga it's pretty damn far from a metroid vania and as one of the few niggas on this board who's played it it fucking sucks in general anyway
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:16:36 PM
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>>719887067
>terrible grammar and English
>remembers the wait for stalker
>thinks street fighter 2010 is a metroid vania
>thinks its a good game in general but also the best of the genre
>likes blasphemous
I'm having a difficult time telling if your brown or Eastern European, either way you're poor and low IQ.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:20:18 PM
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>>719886372
blasphemous was meh but I liked the aesthetics. I won't recommend it to anyone really.
>>719886492
no idea what you mean. It was good.
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9/5/2025, 6:20:36 PM
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>>719884939 (OP)
Then don't play it fucking retard
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:22:15 PM
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>>719886650
>I'm having a difficult time telling if your brown or Eastern European, either way you're poor and low IQ.
>your
haha. A dozen HIV-poz niggers raped your mother but she's too ashamed to tell you that. We should stage another 9/11 just to see more of your kind jump out in joy.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:49:02 PM
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>>719884939 (OP)
>street fighter 2010 >metroidvania
>waa the development cycle wasn't a shitstorm and now i have nothing to bitch about because i actually don't play videogames, i just bitch about them on the internet waa!!!!
>assphymosys did it better
bait used to be believable
