Thread 719892259

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Ancient Era America, we had Aztec GDRs, We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, made Civ 5.2 and made as much DLC money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your ages and your civ-switching! You just had to be Humankind 2. If you'd done your job, known your place, you and your workers would be all fine right now.

>thumbnail of the latest update video is a pic of one of the developers looking off into the distance, joking about how the next update of actual substance is way off in the distance

imagine buying this shit

blame their dumb 1/3rd sequel philosophy

I hope everyone has learned to disrespect Mike now. He was never right
>waltuh...

>>719892259 (OP)
>We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had a dumb boring game for nerds that a woman streamer would never play!

>>719892259 (OP)
HANK! HANK! NO! DON'T GO TO WAR WITH CHINA! HANK!

>>719892259 (OP)
Based

>>719892259 (OP)
fun new copypasta OP I somewhat enjoyed reading it, 7/10, keep going you'll get better

why can't hitler lead germany?

>>719893005
Being a leader in Civ is for successful historical leaders

>>719892786
>Blame the thing that has worked for 6 entries in a game series probably older than you because they finally had a dev with his head so stuck up his ass he felt like reinventing the wheel and stripped away the series foundations as a result nad made the game ape the failed Civ knockoffs for fucks sake
Yeah, somehow I don't think Sid's rule is to blame.

>>719892810
Imagine siding with a traitorous faggot who has woman outburst moments and guns down affiliates because he feels insulted. Fuck waltercucks.

>>719893068
lmao you're a joke most new iterations had rough launches because they often left out shit that worked previously until re-added in some way with an expansion or dlc
also I'm 39 and you're just a dumb cunt

Here's your modern civ bro

>>719893061
france had napoleon

>>719893061
Like tubman?

>>719893439
>no straw roofed skyscrapers

>>719892259 (OP)
good post
would you like a trade agreement with england?

glad this shit game flopped
wakanda civ and tubman sealed the deal on it being irredeemable garbage

>>719893109
Mike was having a woman moment too

>>719893825
For telling the truth straight to his face?

>>719893497
Napoleon was extremely successful even if he lost in the end

>If you don't like civ-switching and ages, you can just keep playing the older g-ACK
>NOO STOP PLAYING THE OLDER GAMES PLEASE COME BACK

>>719894586
Oof, not a good look

>>719894586
grim

>>719893439
I've never even heard of Buganda.

>>719894889
Don't worry about it, I'm sure the devs know what they're doing. Representing a modern African civ with two ikwas and a kikuyu shield isn't racist btw.

>>719895083
Why would it be racist? Also nearly every Euro country's coat of arms includes an animal with a medieval sword.

>>719894685
>Oof
yikes

>>719897364
Oof is old school gamer lingo.

I prefer this version.

It's going to be so funny if they just straight-up shut down Firaxis for the string of bombs and the VII shillbase still went BUT MUH CONSOLE PLAYERS.

>>719894889
>Jpg from Urotsukidoji

Muh nigga

This is what happens when the people with real talent leave, like Luigi

>>719897425
lol!

>main xcom guy leaves after the marvel game flops and is now making sim slop
>civ dead in the water
>0 actual talent left at the company

firaxis bankruptcy when

Someone should tell the layoffed employees they are going through a 'crisis' is leading to a 'job transition'

>Next Civ game won't come out until 2035 at the earliest
>It will probably be shit anyways
I am sad

>>719900465
I was really interested in the marvel game until I found out it had card mechanic bullshit

>>719902837
I really have no idea how they spent so long making 7 when it was so garbage.

They Removed workers.
Six months later, Firaxis removed workers.

>>719893109
Wait, there are people over the age of 13 that side with Walter?

>>719892259 (OP)
i copy my real life mannerisms and dress code from Gustavo Fring but i have never been involved in the criminal underworld and I'm actually just a regular employee in a Spanish restaurant that isn't a front for the cartel.
what level of autism am i working with friends?

>>719907574
You're on level 4, but it's not until 6 or 7 that you start doing crimes because you think one of the ladies in CSI was hot and you want her to arrest you. That is vital headroom that you need to preserve. Level 5 is just gonna have you paying too much money for shoes so that's fine.

>>719894889
There is a GOOD REASON for that.

>>719892259 (OP)
>civ5
Shit game also.

>>719894008
So was Germany you fucking nitwit.