Thread 719894783

Is Tomb Raider still relevant in 2025?

>>719894783 (OP)
No, but I wish it was.

>>719894783 (OP)
I just asked my penis and he said yes

>>719894783 (OP)
this but without boots

No, the Adventure genre died in the 90's.

No and based on the fact that the recently greenlit Amazon show will almost certainly be feminist trash, I think the franchise will finally be put to rest. Basically it will be completely irrelevant until someone decides to make a game or show that appeals to men again, and my guess is that will never happen.

>>719894783 (OP)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WHITE SPOT BETWEEN HER LEGS UNDER HET CROTCH

>>719895473
A place where the sun doesn't shine

>>719895473
that is an untanned vagina my virgin friend

>>719894783 (OP)
No the franchise was gangraped by woketards

>>719895657
Disgusting, women should tan their vaginas but only in my front yard.

>>719895369
What a fragile snowflake

>>719895473
Have you ever interacted with a woman?

>>719895948
If your franchise was worth anything squeenix would've kept it instead of selling it to shovel ware pusher Embracer, troonie

>>719895948
How does calling me a snowflake apply in any way to what I wrote? All I did was soberly explain that the only way the franchise becomes relevant again is if it's made to appeal to males. Women don't give a shit about raiding tombs, and the feminist Amazon show is going to flop. I'm not claiming to be special or expressing anything in an overly sensitive or offended manner. These are just the facts of the matter.

>>719894783 (OP)
Did she know what she was doing or she just didn't give a fuck?

>>719894783 (OP)
Tomb Raider is dead, sadly. Collecting artifacts is considered a no-go. Lara's feminine look is considered sexist.

>>719895369
>appeals to men
Girls have always loved Tomb Raider, too. The fact of the matter is that no one actually gives a shit about making decent media, so whatever Tomb Rader branded that comes out is just boring dogshit that no one likes.

>>719894783 (OP)
It's not relevant. Men don't give a shit, and when men don't care about a thing that thing has no value to anybody.

Tomb Raider could make a return but only if it accepts and embraces the roots of the franchise as male masculine penis entertainment again.

>>719895369
Classic Lara has a large appeal to women and fags. More than any other old franchise I've seen. The new Lara was always about pandering to certain political ideals.

>>719896815
>Girls have always loved Tomb Raider
This is blatantly false. Women complained about her tits in the 90s, they shamed Angelina Jolie for being too hot, and they turned Lara Croft into Nu-Lara in the 2010s by chopping off her tits, and turning her into some stupid depressed bitch with daddy issues. Women hate any woman who's prettier and better liked than them, and Lara Croft is a prime example of a femme fatale.

It would be very easy to make a successful Tomb Raider game or movie. Just make it appeal to boys and men. Anyone who did this would make $100 million easily. It's just that the media-propaganda-investment complex is so ideologically captured that they would rather leave those stacks of cash on the table in favor of shitting out ESG slop.

>>719897259
>This is blatantly false.
Literally go anywhere Tomb Raider is talked about and a large portion of the people who are fans of the games, especially the classic games, are women. Girls liked playing Tomb Raider in the 90s because it was basically one of the only video games that had a female lead. I'm talking about real people playing the game, not HR ladies who never played video games to begin with.

>>719894783 (OP)
>>719895369

>>719897259
Some of the most dedicated people still making custom content and other shit in the fandom are women and gays. You have no idea what you're talking about. Jerking off to her doesn't count as being part of the fandom either.

>>719897445
> Girls liked playing Tomb Raider in the 90s because it was basically one of the only video games that had a female lead
What a load of bullshit. The few girls that played video games either played tetris and pokemon on a gamboy or monkey island 3 on their dad's pc. retard.

>>719896986
No, it's like bayonetta, they pretend to like her now because it's trendy, all women and faggots were fully on board with the 2013-2022 decade of wanting to completely erase her

>>719895473
pusy

>>719897480
Wrong Lara

>>719897685
All 4 billion females on planet Earth unanimously supported an Uncharted clone. If only we could get that kind of popular support for more important issues.

>>719897685
>>719897662
>n-no my black and white jew propaganda worldview is correct and you're wrong!
retard

>>719897772
a white woman is a white woman

>>719897794
Oh i'm not saying they bought it, in fact, most of the people who wanted her gone didn't even like videogames to begin with, they just supported it to stick it to the evil sexist gamers.

>>719897794
>>719897868
Where were all these women who loooooved classic lara the decade every single danger hair bitch was attacking her relentlessly every chance they got? Why do the only people telling them to fuck off and die where dudes? Please enlighten me

>>719897445
Agreed. My friend's now wife was into classic Tomb Raider. I remember asking her what she liked about it and she said the protagonist.

>>719897259
>This is blatantly false. Women complained about her tits
>fat landwhale moms that didnt play games
my female cousin literally loved the series back in the PS1 PS2 days

>>719897907
I unironically think you should kill yourself, and that you will never get any pussy in your entire life. Literally go to the comment section of any video about Tomb Raider, any game, from PS1 to nu-TR, and you'll see lots of women. Literally normie women who use their face and name on the profiles.

>>719898026
They were busy enjoying the games and making their own maps instead of paying attention to the CIA psyop

>>719894783 (OP)
Considering the fact that, by the time the next comes out, it will have been a decade since the last, every game might as well be a total reboot.

>>719898086
Yeah i'm sure buddy
>>719898176
>LE CIA PSYOP
Lmao

>>719898220
>no argument
I accept your concession

>>719897662
>Ew video games are for boys not girls
Are you a literal child? Every woman likes playing as the princess/hot girl in a video game because it's fun wish fulfillment. Same reason why men are drawn to characters like Kratos.
Pearl clutching soccer moms making noise in the news were never and still aren't playing video games, so I'm not sure why their retardation is relevant to women who actually do play games.

>>719897445
>>719897601
I mean, sure. Hot girls and gay guys like tomb raider. Whoopee. But the fanbase of the games and the movies has always been 90+ percent male. And I will say for the third time in this thread, given the fact that the VAST MAJORITY of the fanbase is men, the franchise will not be relevant in games or movies until they're made to appeal to males.

No more lesbian Lara. No more daddy issues. No more wallowing in depression. Lara Croft is an actual strong women who knows how to use her wiles and charm to get what she wants, and she likes going on adventures. It's not an appropriate franchise for the writers to vent about how their fathers never loved them. Tomb Raider is about cunning, mystery and excitement. It's a franchise for boys and men, but girls can enjoy it too. This should be very, very simple to understand.

>>719898026
melonie mac has been simping for it for decades

>>719897259
>e. Women complained about her tits in the 90s
no they didnt. they were cosplaying her like crazy. stfu and stop listening to wall'd women

>>719898278
The people rallying against characters like lare in the last 10 years weren't catholic soccer moms and you know it
>so I'm not sure why their retardation is relevant to women who actually do play games.
Their retardation is very relevant because unlike catholic soccer moms them and their ilk infiltrated gaming studios to push their retarded shit

>>719897259
NO YOU DUMB CHILD
YOU LYING FUCKING SACK OF SHIT
YOU UTTER RETARD

MY MOTHER AND EVERY GIRL I HAVE EVER KNOWN FUCKING LOVE TOMB RAIDER REGARDLESS OF HOW LARA LOOKED OR BEHAVED

YOU KNOW WHY????
BECAUSE WOMEN ARE FUCKING STUPID AND WILL EAT ANY SLOP YOU PUT IN FRONT OF THEM IF IT SEEMS LIKE IT CATERS TO THEM IN ANY WAY.

YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT AND NEED TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>>719898375
She's a childless divorced 40 year old former leftist that used to be a gigawhore in her 20s. She will never be based or trad, her past will always haunt her.

>>719894783 (OP)
She could be if she was barefoot more often.

>>719898301
Reminder that the Lara's original writer was a woman. She wasn't just made with the intent of appealing to men. Maybe visually yeah, but that also appeals to women too because she always wore different outfits.

>>719898606
>I AM TRANS!
Sista... we know. Please try to stay on topic

>>719898614
cool seething, didn't ask

>>719896027
What's a woman?

>>719896027
no
:(

>>719898026
Fun people aren't on twitter to begin with nigga.

>>719898732

What is the reason for the retarded assumption that games written by a woman aren't written for men?

>>719899081
How many men are out writing things for women?

>>719899151
Nicholas Sparks made billions off it, from the top of my head

>>719899081
Writers write things that resonate with them based on their own life experiences. A woman would naturally write things that are more appealing and relatable to other women whether it was intentional or not.

>>719898489
What's this aesthetic called?

>>719899620
the kino years, tech is advanced but not dystopian advanced, you still had to go outside, and physical thing where valued

>>719898489
I wonder if she had a hairy cunt

>>719900219
can't you see the fuck huge shaved spot?

>>719900283
there's still lots of covered area for a nice bush

>>719899620
>>719899937
Dudes really look at those haircuts and call it "the kino years"

>>719895473
#BLEACHED

>>719894783 (OP)
Tried of woke feminist shit, time to make Lara Croft a beefcake white man.

>>719900340
a landing strip maybe

>>719900591
That's pretty much what Nathan Drake is supposed to be

>>719896815
>>719896986
So they liked it when it was still firmly aimed at young men. Okay, glad we could clear that up. Do you mind not butting in every time we try and steer a franchise back to that audience?

>>719900345
yes

>>719896427
Did the woman getting paid to wear skimpy cosplay doing a high kick in short shorts without any panties on know what she was doing?
It is a mystery!

>>719900737
>men only played it because boobs
>women played it because they enjoy video games
Hmm...

>>719900892
you bet she did
and she enjoyed every second of it

>>719900219
There’s pretty much only room for a landing strip or a triangle based on what we see in this photos.

>>719900721
Nathan drake sucks.

>>719900937
Okay now we're getting somewhere. So, you want classic Lara Croft but not young men as part of the playerbase?

>>719898489
Wtf I thought she was like 30 when these were taken

>>719901176
That's because you're underage. To kids, everybody looks older.

>>719898614
You do realize that people can change over time, right? Don’t apply someone’s past personality or errors to who they are now. She's better than most of the egirls and thot-beggars right now.

>>719897259

If Lara Croft came to my door in 1999 and handed me a Voodoo 3, I would tell her to go back to the PC store and replace it with a GeForce 256.

>>719899620
new jersey

>>719900721
>when you realize nathan drake was actually meant to be jewish

>>719901669
If Lara Croft came to my door in 1999 and handed me a Voodoo 3, I would lick her asshole until 2013

>>719900345
>Broccoli hair judging anyone

>>719902385
>we live in an era was this type of add is no longer allowed

meanwhile ign today

>>719894783 (OP)
Only to horses.

>>719902385
>Expose yourself
I'm about to.

>>719896320
What a fragile snowflake