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Anonymous No.719896707 >>719896801 >>719896909 >>719896932 >>719897023 >>719897095 >>719897129 >>719897146 >>719897165 >>719897190 >>719897235 >>719897256 >>719897273 >>719897429 >>719897463 >>719898319 >>719898691 >>719899052 >>719899293 >>719899395 >>719899894 >>719899921 >>719900056 >>719900089 >>719900181 >>719900528 >>719900915 >>719900968
>Oh hey, Anon! Gonna play any cool new games this weekend?
>*snickers*

How do you respond without sounding like a mad incel?
Anonymous No.719896801 >>719897018
>>719896707 (OP)
yea :)
Anonymous No.719896909
>>719896707 (OP)
>yea :)
you could also ask them what they're doing and then say your parents are a big fan of that or grandparents even

everyone i work with is at least a decade older than me so like why would i care what people that took longer to get to the same company as me think? sure they might make more but this is the best caliber of a company they could get into.
Anonymous No.719896932
>>719896707 (OP)
AAAAA GAMERS RISE UP
Anonymous No.719897018 >>719897087 >>719897148
>>719896801
remind him about the dude fucking his crush downstairs
Anonymous No.719897023 >>719897082 >>719899580
>>719896707 (OP)
by tell them what game Iโ€™m playing
normies get really mad at direct and succinct answers for some reason
Anonymous No.719897082 >>719899580
>>719897023
>get really mad at direct and succinct answers
i didnt realize this now. that explains why people get mad when i give very literal answers
Anonymous No.719897087
>>719897018
not meant to be a reply
Anonymous No.719897095
>>719896707 (OP)
>he canโ€™t do office banter
ngmi
Anonymous No.719897129
>>719896707 (OP)
Dwight won't save you this time, Halpert!
Anonymous No.719897146
>>719896707 (OP)
>*I stand there in silence*
>"A-anon?"
>He's unnerved by my demeanor, so much that when I step forward he jumps back a little bit, a beta move Pam clocks in disappointment
>"You know, Jim," I begin with a cool sigh, cracking my neck, "I've seen a lot of your boyish pranks over the years. The hitting on an engaged woman. Going out of your way to make everyone else's job just a little bit harder for your own amusement. But at the end of the day, you're in same place you always were. You haven't advanced in your career or your life. Your pranks are all forgotten by the end of the day. And that's what you'll be. Let me tell you something the others won't tell you because they fear your reprisal: This won't last forever. Your looks will fade, your jokes will run out of steam, and you'll end up bitter and alone, the only joy in your miserable existence being masturbating to the fleeting joy of the memories of your supposed victories, using your own tears as lubricant."
>"I was just-"
>"Your time of talking is over, Jimmy boy. Now you listen. I'm not Dwight. You hit me, I hit you back. Harder. And if you annoy me or inconvenience me, even delay me in my hard work (ever wonder why I'm advancing and you're not?), I'll make your life a living nightmare. I won't do it in the office. I'm smart, unlike you. But every wind that breaks, every passing shadow, you'll perceive in fear, knowing I am waiting, and one day, you won't know the hour, I will spring out to make your life a living nightmare, and the hell I send you to will seem like Heaven. You're nothing, J. You're nobody."
>*By now he's a blubbering wreck, his tears twin rivers to the lake of his pissed pants. He runs away and we can see he also shat himself from fear*
>*I also see a puddle under Pam, of vaginal fluid. I caress the side of her cheek, softly, and she closes her eyes, leaning into my finger*
>"You don't have to take this Pam. You're better."
>I leave her with just a taste and go back to work
Anonymous No.719897148
>>719897018
ask him where he got his hair transplant so you can go somewhere better
Anonymous No.719897165
>>719896707 (OP)
Say yeah enthusiastically as if it was an honest question and you dont realize theyre trying to insult you.
Anonymous No.719897190 >>719897414
>>719896707 (OP)
I don't play new games. I'm going to boot up a map painter, have my zoomette gf over for dinner and smash her pussy into next Tuesday.
Anonymous No.719897235
>>719896707 (OP)
I would explain in overbearing detail what game Iโ€™m playing to waste as much company time as possible
Anonymous No.719897256
>>719896707 (OP)
Nah I'm gonna be playing an old N64 game called Mystical Ninja starring Goemon.
Anonymous No.719897273
>>719896707 (OP)
no new games but a few new 18 year old korean girls :) btw Jim, how is it going sleeping with a droopy 40 year old? see ya at the staff meeting in 5 minutes!
Anonymous No.719897414
>>719897190
sheesh Timmy boy, wild dreams, don't wet yourself
Anonymous No.719897429
>>719896707 (OP)
No, I hate video games now. I'm just going to jerk off to Natalie Mars instead the whole weekend. Ok cya!
Anonymous No.719897463
>>719896707 (OP)
No need to because no one knows I play videogames in the first place.
Anonymous No.719898319
>>719896707 (OP)
>yes
Anonymous No.719898546
No one talks to me at work
Anonymous No.719898691
>>719896707 (OP)
Yeah after I go to the gym
*laughs while they eat their snickers*
Anonymous No.719899052
>>719896707 (OP)
These 2 characters got completely flanderized. Season 3 and 4 are absolutely unwatchable. Luckily they got some decent writers back for the last few seasons.
Anonymous No.719899293 >>719899549
>>719896707 (OP)
Ive never watched the office because "mockumentary" style shows seem retarded and on par with reality tv only slightly high budget
Anonymous No.719899395
>>719896707 (OP)
I'm gonna play Deadlock and Breath of Fire 2.
They're sad people not worth ridicule or care.
Anonymous No.719899549 >>719899778
>>719899293
>I'm too intellectual for the office but I will watch tranime like frieren instead
Anonymous No.719899580 >>719899719 >>719899813 >>719900154
>>719897023
>>719897082
Anonymous No.719899719 >>719900015 >>719900268
>>719899580
itโ€™s hilarious how hard they try to virtue signal about autism but still get the ick
Anonymous No.719899778
>>719899549
At least frieren is a show and not something pretending it's reality tv
Anonymous No.719899813
>>719899580
One time some clearly autistic guy started talking to me out of nowhere when I was waiting to cross the road, and I played along and had a conversation with him as long as we were going the same way, but he almost immediately asked if I have aspergers and when I said no he insisted I must have it because I seem so much like I have it. Then he started talking about cryptocurrency and how having aspergers is actually a superpower that makes you into a savant. It was very upsetting to hear.
Anonymous No.719899894
>>719896707 (OP)
>Oh hey, Anon! Gonna play any cool...
>AI dick enters the scene
>starts cumming all over her face
>she first makes a face like she doesn't like it but eventually opens her mouth
>dick gives her a bukkake
>she looks at the camera smiling
Anonymous No.719899921
>>719896707 (OP)
>yeah I was thinking of playing some Magical Girl Konoha, what about you guys?
Anonymous No.719899961
>tfw now it's coworker normies that keep talking about AAA games and I have to nod and pretend I care about them
I miss when normies were normies.
Anonymous No.719900015 >>719900268
>>719899719
Mental Illness & autism is fashion now, just a โ€œteehee I do *NORMAL THING* Iโ€™m so autistic heehooโ€
Anonymous No.719900056
>>719896707 (OP)
I would sexually assault them both
Anonymous No.719900089
>>719896707 (OP)
>yeah man, i sure am
>whips out cock and starts whacking it against the table to assert dominance
This will get buried and ignored among a sea of office drama shitposting, but if a CAMERON COOK who grew up in KERRVILLE TEXAS happens to be reading this I want you to know I rawdog fucked your cute whore of a wife some weeks back and it wasn't the first time and won't be the last - you need to move on chubby buddy because it ain't just me shagging her either.
Anonymous No.719900093
I wish, I don't have my video games anymore.
Anonymous No.719900154
>>719899580
yea this is why i gave up. i got my dream job and normies wouldn't collaborate with me in the office, they'd leave me out of meetings, i'd suggest something and get shot down and watch someone literally say what i said word for word in the same meeting or months later and they'd be praised.

the entire workforce is gatekept by incompetent normies that would rather act like they know what they're doing and network than be good at their job and efficient.

why should i feel compelled to play the social game when i always lose and if by some miracle i can blend in instead of being on the outside looking in, guess what? being on the inside FUCKING SUCKS. everyone is sacrificing their happiness and peace to continue to fit in.

and for what? i get into a slightly better company? I get a slightly larger crumb from the rat race?

even friend group wise its all drama and fake smiles. they'll pretend to like you and gossip behind your back. you have to deal with people using you but because they're in the group you can't "make waves" or else they'll silently isolate you. and for what? company? ew.

i got a job, automated all my work, and now i just do fuck all for the next 40 years.

there is no winning the game. so why play it?
Anonymous No.719900181
>>719896707 (OP)
It's strange seeing these characters as a good bit older than me. And now I see them as a good bit younger than me.
Also the snicker that normies do when talking to other people doesn't automatically mean condescending. Their own snicker could be away of hiding their own insecurities when talking about something they're not that familiar with.
Anonymous No.719900268 >>719900534
>>719900015
>>719899719
4chan users found out what the fuck was wrong with them, still got rejected by the world, and then the fucking normies took the term and made it about them.

disgusting. i reduce my required social interaction to the bare minimum.
Anonymous No.719900528 >>719900784 >>719900807
>>719896707 (OP)
>sorry jim i dont have time this weekend to play video games with you, busy with a uhh church function.
Never admit to playing video games in public.
Anonymous No.719900534 >>719900718 >>719900840
>>719900268
if anything, you should blame post modern psychology
normies just follow orders, and they got an update in the form of the dsl5 that makes them think they have autism
Anonymous No.719900620 >>719900776 >>719900798
The top dog where I work is a turbo autist and it's amusing to see normies having to defer to him.
So it's kinda true you can identify someone as "weird" quickly, but this guy made if to the top anyway.
Anonymous No.719900681
is it bad that i loathe small talk with honest normgroids at work. I really dont want to go through the motions especially at 6 am
Anonymous No.719900718
>>719900534
>normies just follow orders
kinda. normies will avoid orders by making excuses and aid each other in their double standard bullshit if it benefits them to do so more. i think normies only follow orders if they can benefit from them or exploit them. as stupid as they are they're still cunning and selfish so i feel blaming them is understandable.
Anonymous No.719900776 >>719900926
>>719900620
Good for him. What's his secret to success?
Anonymous No.719900784
>>719900528
>Never admit to playing video games in public
why
Itโ€™s a billion dollar industry at this point, itโ€™s more stranger to never had played a game before really
Anonymous No.719900798
>>719900620
>top dog
that's the key there. if they couldn't siphon off their success they would throw him out immediately. the fact that it means more money and success for the company and by extension them is the only reason they deal with it and even then they actively try to avoid interaction with them.
Anonymous No.719900807
>>719900528
I'd rather admit to playing games than reading books nowadays.
Also if you think we in 4chan are autists, try talking to people while doing the literal church function.
I'm catholic and I tell you, that's one place I feel like a total normie. There's this one chick that's always mentions how she doesn't know her dad, she doesn't talk much about her mother but implies she's alive but has little contact and how her aunts and uncles raised her and how that didn't affect her. At all.
Anonymous No.719900819
>I'll prob play CS with a friend
everytime
Anonymous No.719900840
>>719900534
I wouldnt say follow orders i would say follow (((current thing)))
Anonymous No.719900915
>>719896707 (OP)
But I do want to sound like a mad incel.
Anonymous No.719900926
>>719900776
No idea. He's way above my station. But the three times I had small talk with him I had this "he's one of us" feeling.
Anonymous No.719900968
>>719896707 (OP)
Yeah I'm gonna play some Captain of Industry, almost have my space station crewed and then I can research the last nuclear plant!