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Anonymous No.719897007 >>719897125 >>719897171 >>719897197 >>719897228 >>719897316 >>719897513 >>719897909 >>719899485 >>719899552
It's no masterpiece.
Anonymous No.719897115
It's a masterpiece.
Anonymous No.719897125
>>719897007 (OP)
>we remade the exact same game. now give us your money
Anonymous No.719897171
>>719897007 (OP)
Doesn't have to be one to be 2025 GotY.
Anonymous No.719897197 >>719897495 >>719903372
>>719897007 (OP)
Anonymous No.719897228 >>719897631
>>719897007 (OP)
very curious to see what he'll say about it given I agree with a lot of his HK criticisms
Anonymous No.719897316
>>719897007 (OP)
barely a goty candidate
Anonymous No.719897387
I don't understand where the 7 years went, just feels a little underwhelming
Anonymous No.719897495 >>719900456
>>719897197
Was Steam fighting Team Cherry?
Anonymous No.719897513 >>719897607
>>719897007 (OP)
neither was hollow knight.
Anonymous No.719897607 >>719897781
>>719897513
at least hollow knight was original, no reused assets and backgrounds and designs. silksong feels extremely derivative
Anonymous No.719897628
xbox live arcade tier game
pic related did it better
Anonymous No.719897631 >>719897906
>>719897228
>what he'll say
Who? I'm just using a default shitposting template, is the quote from some e-celeb?
Anonymous No.719897781
>>719897607
>metroidvania
>original
Anonymous No.719897906 >>719898150
>>719897631
the shitposting template originated from this video where the creator was highly correct and pissed tendies off, the resulting outrage and the inherent comedy of reviewing a baby game with a title like that is what made it a shitpost
Anonymous No.719897909
>>719897007 (OP)
It's a solid game and worth $20
Anonymous No.719898150 >>719898276 >>719900403
>>719897906
Is that the one where he lists every moon "to make a point" when it's just blatantly padding the video length
Anonymous No.719898276
>>719898150
iirc he put the actual uncut comp on his second channel but he has multiple portions listing tons of moons in sequence
Anonymous No.719898285
ITT: tendie melty
Banan and mario shart will only be at the nominations as fillers, literally won't actually be considered
Anonymous No.719898312 >>719899584
Nigger
Anonymous No.719898484 >>719898576 >>719898627
I was interested briefly because people said it's a difficult action game, but looking at gameplay really makes me doubt it. A simple slash attack and a dash? heal whenever you want? are you kidding me with this shit? It's like no one has played an actual 2D action game ever. Go no damage a gunvolt game, that's actually impressive. This looks like an action game for old people with shaky hands.
Anonymous No.719898576 >>719898704
>>719898484
There's nothing challenging about the boss movesets or anything like that, they basically just doubled the damage everything deals compared to the first game.
Anonymous No.719898627 >>719898979
>>719898484
>Go no damage a gunvolt game
No thanks, I don't consoom anime shit
Anonymous No.719898704 >>719898771 >>719898796
>>719898576
This game looks like it's moving slow motion and the bosses telegraph their attacks from a year ago.
Anonymous No.719898771
>>719898704
ok
Anonymous No.719898796
>>719898704
ok
Anonymous No.719898864 >>719898895 >>719900802
It's on gamepass so I downloaded it for "free" and beat the first 2 bosses. The music is not that great, the artstyle is cute but it does feel too much like the first one, samey environments, also the "lore" is kinda meh. I think I might uninstall it and go back to finish Risky Revolution, it's just more fun to play.
Anonymous No.719898895
>>719898864
why does hornet have a tinder icon
Anonymous No.719898979 >>719899071
>>719898627

You only eat westoid shit, got it.
Anonymous No.719899071
>>719898979
I don't eat any shit actually, but congratulations on having a more refined shit palate
I play non-anime jap games too
Anonymous No.719899173 >>719899436
>it's been only one day and the hype already lost all momentum
kekaroo
Anonymous No.719899436
>>719899173
the game doesn't do anything special, it's just a solid experience. not worth 7 years of hype.
Anonymous No.719899485
>>719897007 (OP)
Team Cherry made one good game by complete accident, clearly.
Anonymous No.719899552
>>719897007 (OP)
Yea eldenring still the game of the century
Anonymous No.719899584 >>719900186 >>719900468
>>719898312
his moveset:
>moves left and right across the screen
>slams the ground
>summons adds from the top of the screen that drop down
people are having trouble with this lmao
Anonymous No.719900186 >>719900318 >>719901898
>>719899584
problem is he is a big fucker that deals 2hp, and when he summons minions your mobility goes down, this also all in one tiny ass room.
Anonymous No.719900318
>>719900186
Most of the time he kills his minions himself
Anonymous No.719900403 >>719902130
>>719898150
he lists every moon because if he avoided showing 20 moons in the video then tendies would go to the comment section and say "hm curious how you missed mentioning 20 moons, thoese were the most good moons in the game, so you're biased".

The point of showing every moon ius proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that all of them are shit and starts are obviously superior.

Bananas in Bananza are shit too.

nintendo can make good games enjoyable to all but nowadays they are actively designing them for 5 year olds only
Anonymous No.719900456
>>719897495
No but Silksong purchases lagged all the storefronts.
Anonymous No.719900468 >>719900589
>>719899584
I beat the hardest games like Dark Souls and Cuphead, but this guy fucks me up
Anonymous No.719900589
>>719900468
in every game it's just about finding the right mental note for the telegraphs/animations
Anonymous No.719900802
>>719898864
>risky revolution
>more fun
Lmfao
Anonymous No.719901898 >>719901939
>>719900186
He's big, he's slow, he's stupid and the adds die in no time.
Play punch out
Anonymous No.719901939 >>719902003
>>719901898
Punch Out is easy as hell
Anonymous No.719902003 >>719904041
>>719901939
You've never beat it
Anonymous No.719902130 >>719902683
>>719900403
Dogshit opinion. He was outed as a shitter who couldn't even beat the medium-difficulty moons like walking in a circle and I'm guessing you are too.
Anonymous No.719902683
>>719902130
bad bait
Anonymous No.719903372
>>719897197
I can't wait for sales figures to start coming out because I'm pretty sure no other game has crashed multiple store fronts like it did.
Anonymous No.719904041
>>719902003
It's dodgeslop