Thread 719902978

Incelbros.... its over

just tackle the cunt, pull her tits out of her stupid top, and suck. what will she do? push the 400lb amerilard off her? fatbros win

>>719902978 (OP)
amazon position

how do i stop being fat

>>719902978 (OP)
Fat nerds are so cute.

He was a dick later in the game so fuck’em

>>719902978 (OP)

Greatest R* game so far. Amazing OST.

Can't ever be replicated.

I was bullied by two girls in school and they both secretly liked me. Why do they do this?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Femme boy! The girliest boy in school! Petey haven't you got some imaginary friends to go annoy?

>>719903140
Even AI knows

>>719903243
I was never bullied but the girl who I had a distaste for had a video of her sucking her dog's dick leaked. She ended up leaving school early from people making fun of her.

>>719902978 (OP)
post the edit

>>719902978 (OP)
post the edit

>>719902978 (OP)
post the edit

>>719902978 (OP)
post the original

>>719902978 (OP)
never be shorter than a woman

>>719903464
why do people do this shit
let alone reccord it

>>719902978 (OP)
It's not over. I bet she'd let you incels lick her shoes if you pay enough

>>719903140
Fix your diet and get some exercise. I lost like 30 pounds this year just by cutting out junk food and skipping meals, as well as doing yardwork and taking walks.

>>719905463
He asked how you stop being fat without expending any effort.

>>719903491
>>719903541
>>719903791
>be a gooner
>don't know how to goon
Damn man, it must be sad...
Go to rule34.xxx and copypaste this into the search bar: "Bully_(game) sort:score"
Third and forth pics are the edits.

>>719905656
kek, but seeing the juxtaposition of the original and the edit on /v/ is peak tho

>>719902978 (OP)
I can work out her societal issues

>>719905656
>Most of it is gay
You know I'm not sure what I expected

>>719902978 (OP)
there is only one way to fix this - dress as darth vader and rape correct that bitch

>>719903491
>>719903541
>>719903791

>>719905916
thank you for your sacrifice.

>>719905916
awesome now post the one where he's hung like a horse

>>719905247
A lot of people literally can't think ahead. I don't even think it's them being inherently stupid because I've known some smart people who do stupid shit but can't even fabricate the concept of consequences.

>>719905916
awesome now post the one where she's hung like a horse

>>719902978 (OP)
Call it bullying but that kid should be doing better ngl. No excuse to be that fat or retarded enough to make your pants do that

>>719905916
IT'S NOT THAT SMALL, DELET THIS

>>719905916
retard

https://files.catbox.moe/1i60ry.jpeg

>>719903140
Eat less food and move around more.

>>719906138
idk, if he lost weight he'd have a foot long dick

>>719906138
it is merely 3/6

>>719905916
The Fat Bastard needs to stop crying and just pin her down.

>>719905827
i think a lot of women play this game surprisingly

>>719902978 (OP)
At this point I don't care anymore. Modern women are pile of shit. Even fucking is not worth all this money and drama.

>>719905827
>>719906665
I'm a believer that the whole tumblr nose shit started from bully

>>719903140
Have a single shred of self control and self respect

>>719905916
>>719906230
Me on the right, and you on the left

>>719903145
No we're not. It's a horrible but comfertable experience.

>>719903140
I drink coffee whenever i start feeling hungry of fiending for junkfood since it supresses hunger

>>719903145
The opinions of gay men have literally zero value in the sexual market

I jerked off to this game. I remember beating up one of the hot chicks and then peeking up her skirt when she laid on the ground

>>719905463
>all that sacrifice just to lose 30lbs
No wonder people just choose to be fat instead.

>>719902978 (OP)
This guy fucks desu

>>719902978 (OP)
Did the game ever get referenced in any other Rockstar title?

>>719906138
>>719906293
who is this slut

>>719906754
nah it's called being out in the cold

>>719903464
Hot

>>719903140
One meal a day.

>>719907392
The school shows up in a commercial in GTA IV.
Also the logo sometimes shows up in liveries and such in GTA Online.

>>719903140
Start taking walks and move on to regular exercise. People that say you don't need to work out don't get the full picture. You're far less likely to eat shit that makes you feel like shit when you move around instead of sitting on your ass or lying down.

>>719902978 (OP)
The 3D model of the girl here is probably the ugliest of all the girls sadly.

>>719906973
isn't that too much caffeine? Won't you be tired and not able to sleep at night?

>>719908000
You can use decaf for night hungers.

>>719908000
Don't chug it all day, just drink it at strategic valuable points. 3 weak coffees a day are totally fine. Also coffee doesn't make you energetic, it suppresses temporary tiredness.

>>719908000
Nah, one in the morning and one at noon is usually enough

>overweight as a kid to the point where I could barely run a mile
>grow up and decide I've had enough, start eating healthy and going on a diet
>lose a bunch of weight, develop immunity to junk food/dessert, can now run a 5k at a pretty good pace.
I often snacked on garbage while playing vidya. That was a big one.

>>719903140
Eat properly (not necessarily less) and exercise, it's LITERALLY that easy.
Trust me when I say it's way worse when you're a skeleton and want to gain weight.

>>719903140
OMAD

>>719902978 (OP)
someone post the edit

>>719902978 (OP)
It sucks that Rockstar will never ever do a Bully sequel between the political incorrectness and then being trapped in the GTA mines

>>719907284
This is an unironic issue, at most you can loose like 50 pounds in a year without risking health issues if you go full /fit/ mode. So if your already at 350+ dropping the weight doesn't let you look in the mirror and casually see the difference giving you the motivation to continue.

>>719908842
>Eat properly (not necessarily less) and exercise, it's LITERALLY that easy.
>Trust me when I say it's way worse when you're a skeleton and want to gain weight.
I eat only one meal a day and have stayed a skeleton for 20 years. I don't care about women or looking good so it's whatever. I'm still told every time I shave that I look 10 years younger so I assume I must look good enough to people
I don't understand people who eat so much
It's a chore to eat, and nothing is satisfying to eat after the 2nd or 3rd time...I'd rather nutrients were just injected or taken through a pill or a drink instead

>just don't eat xDDD
I'm fucking tired of this meme. Yes, we fat fucks can resist a burger once or twice but eventually the burger will become irresistible. The problem is always that you need to be highly consistent to lose the weight for good.

I'm tired of hearing that it's so easy, especially from people that think it's hard to talk with a woman.

>>719903140
Move to mainland Europe, you can keep the same lifestyle and eating habits while dropping like 30 pounds naturally because they can't get away with putting the same amount of shit in the food over there.

>>719909183
For me it's not a chore to eat, it's the only thing that makes me happy. That's why I am fat.

I weigh over 300 pounds and I haven't had sex in over 4 months.
I know how you incels must feel.... this is torture.

>>719903140
Count calories. Eat fewer than your basal expenditure (find calculators) plus some depending your activity.
Doesn't get any shrimpler.

>>719910307
Yes, all undesirable habits are vicious cycles. How did you know? It's almost like there is a reason all of us have problems we seemingly can't fix despite the solution being simple on paper.

>>719903140
No joke buying adderall from the dark web was the best choice i made in life, lost 30 pounds and it gave me the motivation to go to the gym every day.

>>719903140
the better question is how do you even get fat?
it took me 2 years of habitual snacking, multiple meals a day, large portions, and multiple servings all to put on 15 pounds
and then a week of going back to regular meals I lost 5

>4chan is fat
wtf i thought you guys were shredded chads with 8 inch cocks. what the fuck happened?

>>719911019
Your parents just feed you poorly. Your blood sugar gets higher and then you feel hungry all the time. Then you reach a weight where you need like 2 years of consistent work to reach a healthy weight again and then you try and try but you only last like 6 months at best. Because you're on a caloric deficit you feel more lethargic, sluggish and get easier agitated, or in other words you feel an extra layer of stress. Now imagine life doesn't run ideal and pressure and stress increases. The other problems are not easy to fix but at least that burger will temporarily release you from the stress of a caloric deficit. Back we are at eating.

>>719903140
>Mandatory
Watch dbz
>Optional
Eat more protein
Eat less calories
Exercise and build muscle

>>719911348
Isn't the solution then to find another coping mechanism than eating?
If you experiment and find just one thing that can take the pressure off that isn't food then by making that one thing your go to stress reliever you'll eventually lose the hunger as your stomach shrinks.

>>719911652
You're right. I'm going to switch to having tons of sex instead of eating. Thanks for fixing my problem.

>>719911741
Why wouldn't it work? Without the sarcasm.

>>719911984
NTA but you have to eat to not die. You're essentially interacting with your addictive substance every day. It'd be like trying to quit drinking but still having to down a shot every day to avoid starvation.

Sex and even masturbation burns a lot of calories.

>>719911984
You first have to find a coping mechanism that is as reliably and easy to obtain. A great video game you're really into would work but that isn't consistent and for sure not reliable. At any point a section can come up that is just shit and frustrating. I'm fat so sex for sure is not easy to obtain and trying to obtain it would bring far more stress than it ever could relief.

What is left? Drugs? Replacing a smaller problem with a bigger one. I'm open to suggestions but I don't see it.

I'm getting moobs, what do I do

>>719912342
This is a meme. Not even intense workouts burn that many calories.

>>719912397
What do you mean. Lose weight you fucking retard.

>>719912397
Milk
become a bike cyclist
or become a baron Harkonnen maxxer

Fat all my life. Now 30. Frankly I genuinely have stopped giving a fuck after I learned that sweating a lot won't change if I lose weight. Sweating a lot is the only thing that really bothers me.

>>719911141
We are now ugly bastards with 18 inch bitchbreakers

>>719912442
Intensity is irrelevant. If you pick up a brick and raise to above your head that brick now has a ton of energy stored it in that can be released when you let go.

Working really hard might benefit your cardio or muscles but it's not going to benefit your weight loss in the same way. For burning calories distance is what matters. Walking far is more important than walking fast.

>>719913589
Of course intensity has a far higher calorie burn and is not irrelevant at all, midwit. It's just that easier easier is more sustainable in long bursts and will beat a short period of higher intensity.

But if other factors are considered for example that you will lose muscle mass when on a caloric deficit if you don't do intense workouts (and eat a shitload of proteins) or that no one has time to walk for 4 hours every day then intense workouts become your beast friend when losing weight.

>>719910440
This is the only method that really works almost 100% guaranteed. Exercise doesn't burn much calories unless you exercise several hours every single day. The only downside is that counting calories and eating less than usual is miserable.

>>719903140
Smaller portions
Less carbs, fat, and sugar

Sub, fries and soda? Cut the sub in half and save it for tomorrow, Replace the fries with some vegetables and drink water instead.

>>719911141
Im fat but I still have an 8 inch cock

>>719911141
4chan has gone from
>word around the office is you have a fat cock
to
>word around the office is you have a fat, cock

>>719914209
Everyone on 4chan is a tranny little faggot that plays gacha games and wishes they could get assfucked every single day of their life.

>>719906230
Her tits were perfect in the original. I hate silicone niggers so much it's unreal. AI can't replace all artists soon enough if all you faggots always change the original proportions.

>>719903140
1400 calories a day. Diet soda is your new best friend

>>719910465
lmao buddy is pissed

>>719911141
It's called getting old and ignoring your changing metabolism. I'm not some obese landwhale but I've gone from 160 when i was 21 to 176 at 34, and that's only because I've cut out fast food and supermarket meat from my diet

>>719914209
>has gone
Always was

>>719914541
There is a drink called water.

How do I get fatter. I’m 20 pounds underweight

>>719903140
Lol Hit the gym hard do cardio eat more good stuff then bad and you should lose weight
and you have to realize that food is addiction we might not talk about it but it is so you have to change your outlook on it i personally eat once to twice a day high protein

>>719903140
I don't know, but in my very personal experience there's often a weak point indulgence.

>got chubby getting older and drinking soda.
Cut soda from my diet (switched to coffee because I ain't no superman) and lost weight. Especially combined with some mild exercise like even walking a lot.
>Getting fat again because even older and drinking tons of beer

Find your dragon and slay it. I guess.

>>719914669
Just eat more, retard.
>b-but eating is so hard
Stop drinking so much semen, then you will have more of an appetite.

>>719911141
I still have a wonderful cock but did get a little fat this year. My posting prowess has only grown, of course.

>>719914783
eating SUCKS

>>719914829
Drink lots of beer, you will gain weight

>>719914703
forgot to add take one day at a time and dont look to rush the process you cant expect to lose all the weight you gained from eating like shit for 5+ years in 2-3 months

>>719905656
Paheal is better for old edits, fag.

>>719903140
For me it's bbws smokes and coffee and fasting

Thick girls don't care if your fat bro

>>719914612
caffeine suppresses hunger

>>719911141
>i thought you guys were shredded chads with 8 inch cocks

Why? No, seriously, what lead you to believe that?

>>719915018
Then drink a coffee. No need to drink a chem cocktail like a little 12 year old faggot who plays fortnite and later gets assraped by his father.

>>719907816
uhh not even remotely true pretty sure this is supposed to be pinky whos looks pretty good compared to the other girls in the game

>>719915235
Coffee tastes like shit

Never bring up gay child rape with me again please. Jeet rangeban when?

>>719915235
>>719915304
>>719915341
No no no, don't change the subject, I want to know exactly what compelled >>719911141 to believe that 4chan is Chad Central.

>>719915304
She looks like a tranny. The prettiest 3D model is the one from the redhead with the ponytail.

>>719915397
Why have you replied to us you fucking retard. The thread can move on without us needing to wait till your boyfriends gives you cock to suck.

>>719915017
Ironically, the only woman I've ever dated who wanted me to lose weight was fatter than me. And she got fatter after I dumped her lmao

>>719914871
I have a small bladder and zero tolerance, it's actually so fucked.

>>719915484
Yeah but she has a lot of blue blood money

>>719915484
yeah your right she does look terrible, honestly i remember her looking better on ps2 could just be
bad memory

>>719915484
why'd they make her nose so wide

>>719915573
Because I really want to know what the fuck was going through that guy's head. For a website where everyone is constantly nitpicking logical inconsistencies in games, you'd think more people would be baffled by that dude's horridly flawed logic.

Being poor is a great way to lose weight.
Can't afford snacks or soda or sauces.
Just rice and beans and water.

>>719915807
Holy shit, you can't be serious. Even if you are autistic. Even if you're a discord tranny. Why would you latch on to this kind of shit for your outlet. From all posts you could try to take serious for your spastic bait you picked this? Holy fucking retard shit.

>>719915916
I just buy snacks on credit card. Problem solved.

>>719902978 (OP)
how do you actually know when to ask a girl out
what's too soon/too late

>>719916128
Just ask on /adv/ little transmongoloid. This is a fat fuck thread.

>>719912380
Take up smoking.

>>719916238
i did and they called me autistic and didnt answer

>>719916284
Just make it so she can't say no. Take that advice as you will.

>>719916284
Lol. how old are you? Tell me about yourself? Are you a likable person, what do you have going for you? Do you have irl friends? Do you talk to women irl?

>>719916128
Research "cold approach"

>>719916267
I'm not a homosexual so this is out of the question.

>>719903145
kys

>>719916518
Seething tranny detected.

>>719916582
>>719916518
both of you are trans i think

>>719916128
You don't. Take your swing! If it's a freind you will lose them on failure so you better be sure it's worth it! If you're lucky she'll ask first but their is a risk she's crazy and won't respect you afterwards.

>>719914468
truth nuke

>>719902978 (OP)
Bro I want to get bullied by girls or to be a girl bully. Why is there no real game like this? Cockstar doesn't count because they can't take anything seriously.

>>719916607
Why? Because you will never be able to get a real women you now wish for every male to be trans? Kill yourself.

I SMELL FREE FOOD

>>719916128
You just gotta be good at reading body language anon, if a girl is blatantly head over heels about you and you don't see it then that's on you

I'm 25 and never kissed a woman. Is it over for me?

>>719915990
Well fuck me for trying to understand how other people think, right?

imagine if rockstar never went to shit

>>719917002
It was over ten years ago.

i just want one more game with a soundtrack as absolutely funky and bass-tastic as bully's

>>719916352
22, im in college
i dont think im very likeable, i have friends from high school but i only met them on a fluke
as for what i have going for me, im tall and that's about it
i usually avoid women irl but i just met someone in one of my classes im attracted to, and ive been talking to her somewhat frequently since, which is why im asking

>>719916795
Pic related. I don't know what this game is called, I just googled time traveler girl game but all articles bombarded me bullshit so it was not worth finding out the name. Anyway, pretty sure you get bullied a lot in it by girls and it has a lot of porn with the bullies and the main girl.

>>719909165
I really don't understand people who assume "fasting is LE UNHEALTHY" without doing any research.
Google is right fucking there, study up on this.
Nope! Better just make up my mind without any info and spend a year losing weight. Baffles me.

>>719902978 (OP)
He'll get pussy. Fat nerds are based

>>719916616
>Take your swing!
picrel
>If it's a freind you will lose them on failure so you better be sure it's worth it!
i just met her so at least i wont have to worry about that

i've been thinking a lot about snails recently

>>719916960
>You just gotta be good at reading body language anon,
it's over

>>719917271
did you know snails are natural herms

>>719917013
Again, from all the things you could have picked this is the one you play your "pretending to be retarded" routine for? Really? Fucking why. We have reached autism levels not thought to be possible.

>>719917002
I'm also 25, and still a virgin. I was 17 when I had my first and only kiss, but it wasn't a big deal because I barely knew the girl.
For me, the most important thing is finding love first.

>>719917261
People who say that shit are retarded, a lasting romantic relationship requires a good and healthy friendship as a basis

>>719917423
I'm 30 and still a virgin. I have given up long ago and now play anime porn games to cope.

>>719917423
Yeah I'll be honest, sex without the intimacy isn't really worthwhile
t. nonvirgin