Thread 719903997

>This was in a kid's game.
How the fuck did they get away with it?

>>719903997 (OP)
The games are rated Teen / PEGI 12

Someone show a middle school science book to OP

>>719903997 (OP)
most parents bathe/shower naked with their kids so pixels in bikins are no big deal

The same way your mom got away with not swallowing

>>719903997 (OP)
shantae was designed by a woman

>oh my god how did the simpsons get away with this one??!?
>this would never be okay today how did they get away with this??!?!
>oh my god how did they get away with it??!

>>719903997 (OP)
This is much healthier for the kids than whatever replacement you have in mind

>>719904329
people complain about the simpsons being to raunchy?

>>719903997 (OP)
We need to prevent children from turning into homosexuals

>before everything went to shit and every kid show became about mental illnesses
>omg how did they get away with this normal thing?

>take kid to the beach
>every woman is wearing a bikini
wtf why is this allowed?

>>719903997 (OP)
What's the official bust size chart for the characters like?

>All these seething replies.
Guys you know OP isn't trying to make a political point, he's just trying to get you to talk about hot video game genies. I don't know if you guys are new, or brown, or whatever but that's how things work on /v/.

>>719904658
Yeah well I'm a raging homosexual and I enjoy shitting up hetero threads with politics

>>719904441
did you already forget mom's bitching about the simpson and wanting them off air or at the least later?

Shit son, they even reference the "won't someone think of the kids" when that was a common tactic(since it was the reason most porn channels got moved to 12 am)

>>719904184
It's funny reading ESRB's rating summaries for each game. They go into such detail about boobs.

Shantae
>Female characters wear low cut tops that reveal large amounts of cleavage; in one sequence, a blue character's deep cleavage is depicted on most of the screen.

Risky's Revenge
>Some female characters are depicted with exaggerated-size breasts that jiggle slightly during gameplay. Players are able to view still-images of characters in bikinis, and dialogue includes references such as "JUGS are always filled goodies, and come in all shapes and sizes!" and "Hoist my booty through the roof!"

Pirate's Curse
>Several female characters wear bikinis or bikini-like outfits that reveal large amounts of cleavage; one scene briefly depicts Shantae in a bubble bath.

Half-Genie Hero
>Some female characters are depicted in the foreground with exaggerated-size breasts/cleavage; characters' breasts also jiggle when they move. Other female creatures are depicted with partially exposed/exposed breasts (e.g., bubbles obscuring areas, no nipples).

Seven Sirens
>Several female characters/monsters wear low-cut, skimpy outfits that reveal large amounts of their breasts/cleavage. A green mermaid-like creature is depicted with exposed breasts, though with no discernible details (i.e., no nipples).

Risky Revolution
>Several female characters are depicted wearing low-cut tops that expose large amounts of their breasts/cleavage; some menu images and idle animations depict characters' chests bouncing/swaying. The dialogue also contains innuendo/suggestive material (e.g., “I'll just stop talking...before I make a massive royal boob of myself.").

Why the fuck are Risky's tits so huge? What, do they expect me to just start jacking off every time I see her in game? That's ludicrous.

>>719904826
>a blue character's deep cleavage is depicted on most of the screen
Which was this? I don't remember OG Shantae having big detailed sprites aside from Shantae's back sprite in towns, or cutscene artwork.

>>719903997 (OP)
>>719905040
And she's not even a mom yet so they can get bigger!

>>719905059
I assume the ending.

They've certainly been pushing it.

>>719905270
Oh, when she's being offered to ascend to the genie realm. I forgot.

>>719904826
i never knew that their procedure was just playing through the games and noting everything in plain english.
how do i get hired? seems even easier than being a reviewer

>>719903997 (OP)
why is that bitch blue

>>719906596
if she was green she would be rotty

>>719906596
she has scurvy

>>719906596
cause she ain't got nobody to listen to

>>719906596
She's auditioning for an Eiffel 65 music video.

>>719903997 (OP)
cause back in the day we understood that sexy didn't mean porn and children tend to not really be affected by it so it's something fun for the adults in the audience

>>719903997 (OP)
Shantae is wholesome tho

>>719903997 (OP)
If I had a kid I'd let him play this.

>>719907930
>him
You don't get to decide that

>>719908027
As Shantae or Risky?

>>719908246
Risky

>>719908246
Risky, especially right after Shantae takes a shit

>>719907885
niggers tongue my anus

>>719907885
Canon

>>719907906
Maybe too wholesome. Bolo only wants that Risky or monstergirls for a reason.

rottytops breast expansion

>>719903997 (OP)
I saw Slave Leia as a kid in Star Wars Special Edition release this is not much different.

>>719907906
I'm not so sure about that anymore.

Femcel Eterna

>>719904441
Yes, underage-kun.

Tastes like chicken.

>>719910835

that cover is bait, the raunchiest thing you get to see in the specials is some underboob

>>719910835
>Shantae having fun at the beach
still wholesome

>>719903997 (OP)
nothing makes valid sense

>>719908342
Dont be like that bwo.

>>719903997 (OP)
Not the craziest example I've seen. ESRB must not have gotten far with this because Metallia turns into a green giant with her naked tits flapping around

>>719903997 (OP)
>How the fuck did they get away with it?
Because i wish for it and Shantae said it was okay too anon!

>>719906596
She's a pirate, that's her species.

>>719908342
after years of seeing this pic i laughed when I finally played half genie hero and saw that it's an actual line ingame

>>719914485
farting is Shantae games is canon confirmed

>>719903997 (OP)
Niche title.

>>719911756
>spanking bad
>vore good

>>719914746
SNIFF
Tell me more

What about the Bug Moms?

>>719915130
Correct.

>>719903997 (OP)
Are you gay?

>>719907885
>no fart
a little disappointing

>>719916675
spazkid, actually, hosted on shagbase long ago

>>719905150
>And she's not even a mom yet so they can get bigger!
Would be interesting to see a potential Shantae game where Risky gets help from her future son/daughter who came to her via time travel (but she doesn't know yet that the one helping her is her future kid nor knows that she will have a potential boyfriend) in order to deal with Shantae.
Not to mention the fact that said kid is particularly hellbent on defeating the half-genie.
Plot-Twist: The kid is very hellbent on offing Shantae because in his/her future Risky dies and he/she blames Shantae for that. Thus if there won't be any half-genie in the past, then Risky won't be dead and he/she won't have to suffer being an orphan...also his/her dad went M.I.A. during a particularly extreme storm, thus leaving Risky a widow and the kid fatherless.

>>719917081
you mean that fag that tried downplaying his own zoophilia?

>>719903997 (OP)
I NEED to inhale Risky's boobie aromas

>>719903997 (OP)
fixed

>>719911412
of course it wouldn't be, Shantae games are like the platonic ideal of cheeky monkey cute/sexy/playful fluff