Thread 719911428

Play A Hat in Time. I'm not asking.

No, you will have to beat me because I am not a pedo

No

>>719911676
mod it out

>>719911676
don't play it

>>719911720
It shouldn’t be there to begin with.

>>719911720
>just ignore the cancer bro

>>719912031
replace it with map flag

>>719912567
replace it with indian flag

>>719911676
Trannys want representation in a pedo game? Shocking, truly.

Imagine if the nyakuza outfit had looked like this haha

>>719913854
The thread can finally start now.

>>719911676
Indefensible.

>>719914019
New outfit?

>>719914019
In case anyone is wondering, carol has little white shorts underneath. Not painted on like the jacket and cap outfits, but not as long or thick as the summer dress. They're in the middle with this one.

>>719913985
Cute little pussy.

>>719914325
yes

Thinly veiled carol thread

>>719911428 (OP)
MAKE A SEQUEL

Or someone else make a new cute and funny platformer.

>>719915863
>Or someone else make a new cute and funny platformer
Your wish has been granted, anon.

>>719914019
>>719915638
>Carol in sandals again
Choco please have mercy upon me... Not again...

>>719915638
why do they keep adding so much content to it?
mind you, I find it very good, like overall from what I've seen of the game, the quality is there and if I had a daughter I'd definitely buy it for her, but that's just me, one guy, who the fuck else is going to buy it?

they clearly have talent, but their idea just doesn't work, anyone serious about gaming is either going to skip on it because it's about a little girl, and the other half of them is going to skip on it because they don't want it in their steam library, because it's about a little girl
yet they've been working on it for years instead of killing it early and doing another game, it's a bit of a headscratcher for me

>>719915638
See? It's a 3D platform game, and you guys called me crazy.

>>719916408
Its called being passionate

>>719916408
To make naysayers like you shut the FUCK up.

>>719916549
Art anon delivered... Request fag can shut up now

>>719911428 (OP)
I am not playing your clunky platformer, loli-spic

>>719916549
imagine how much she'll need to pee after all that

>>719911428 (OP)
>troon woke indie slop
Shant

>>719916697
>t.

>>719911676
The aim community is in this game?

>>719914019
Damn
Anubia has some competition now

>>719917272
Partners in crime? Yes.
Competition? Not even close.

>>719916541
>>719916549
>m-muh passion
you don't have to be broke to be passionate, retards

Make Hat in Time 2 you assholes. What is Gears for Breakfast even doing? Did they quietly shut down their studio?

>>719918625
>studio survived for years, got a IGN trailer, has full FR and ENG dubs (with a K-Pop star nonetheless) and is confirmed to be getting a translation to spanish and possibly other languages
>broke
Care to say that again, monsieur retard?

>>719911428 (OP)
Alright now fess up
Who here plays with the bottomless mod?
I know at least one of you does

>>719919090
>possibly other languages
The japos love carol-chan's geimu.

Hat Kid thread about Hat Kid.

Why is there this weird weg loli being posted in a Hat Kid thread?

>>719919090
>
I'm sure you realize you're not fooling anyone here, yes, they're not going to be making any money from this game, and yes, they could be making a lot of money from another game, I don't care about them thinking they can just force it to happen by having jobs on the side to 'feed their passion', this was not the point I was making but I don't expect you to be retarded enough to believe so in the first place, surely, right? you're not that stupid, nigger san?

this is wasted efforts, no matter how you look at it, and the passion isn't going to make them think otherwise when it finally releases and the numbers don't start going up, they're just going to feel dejected and all their talent will then go to waste because they'll do the exact same thing most other talented devs do; they'll stop making games and instead go into the fotm engineering bullshit going on, being AI currently, and never touch video game making again
such a fucking waste

damn that's crazy

>>719919631
Imagine seething so incredibly hard over the fact that the game you desperately wished to fail for years on end is going to release that you must cope by repeatedly chanting "wasted effort! wasted effort! wasted effort!". The only wasted effort here are your posts, because they certainly didn't change the game's trajectory one bit.

Can i play carol game on steam deck?

>>719919875
>because they certainly didn't change the game's trajectory one bit
oh the sweet irony behind this post, can you not taste it?
here's a clue; and your shilling did?
I'm just a random passer by that has seen a handful of webms from the game, you're the retard that keep shilling it everywhere and spent so much time saving and sharing those pictures of virtual little girls

one of the 8 retards that play it, to be more precise ;^)
have fun

>>719919986
Not ever since they had to update to a newer version of unity to fix a bug, and I don't expect that to change for 1.0. I can't imagine steamdeck compatibility being a priority right now.

>>719920073
>I'm just a random passer by
nta but don't sell yourself short, nonny. You're not a rando, you're onirism's most dedicated hater. Whenever there is a thread, so too are you there with a freshly capped screen of the game's steamcharts page.

>>719920073
You've been desperately hunting these threads for months, if not years, to the point your posting style is instantly recognizable to me. You hate seeing this game develop. You hate that the studio hasn't died. You hate that it keeps getting threads as a result of its constant updates. And you hate that it's getting a release. You hate it so incredibly much that the devs have completely ignored the metrics for success that you've set for it. You post the Steamcharts screenshot, you bring up wages, you call them broke... and all this seethe has coalesced into them affording shilling from IGN and full dubs with K-pop stars and minor celebs! You are wasted effort incarnate.

carol's game is gonna be yuge

>>719919628
more like Hats Been

>>719911428 (OP)
I already did years ago, but there are n

>>719911428 (OP)
im intrigued, is this game an actual fun platformer? or is it just pedo memes?

>>719914019
>>719915638
This better be real and not some retarded >mod

>>719922729
Choco himself posted it like two hours ago.

>>719922729
It's actually real.

>>719922803
>>719922827
Nice

>>719911428 (OP)
Is there any new content for the game, is GfB is still supporting the game? I know the weekly levels are basically on random rotation at this point...

>>719922827
Man shes pretty

>>719925134
>no headdress
She was a fake Anubia so she deserved to die anyway

>>719922481
Yes it's good. Get it on PC for the mods
I've been reinstalling it every few years to try new community made stages

Reminder that Blueberry is canonically a bottom

>>719927538
No, James.

>dead thread
looks like the choice the dev had was between continuing to pay shills or buying an ign feature.

>>719912567
but it already is

>>719927872
A Hat in Time bros... our answer??

Last time I played Goblinism back in 2022 my CPU temps were at like 95°C but the game ran OK, did they fix it now that it's going to launch finally?

I bought the game because of these threads. I will gift the game to friends when it fully releases too.

>>719928215
Get a better cooler, or at least change the thermal paste.

>>719928381
Anon, it was quite literally the first game that nearly cooked my CPU
Then tried some demos on the next fests in the coming years and learned it was a Unity thing.

>>719919631
kek is this thread really just 5 people talking to themselves?

>>719928215
Just throw buckets of water on the pc

>>719928591
>5
3

>>719928591
A Hat in Time threads are like that, yeah.

>>719911428 (OP)
Bought this shit on sale years ago, and I've only ever played the opening and 5 minutes of the first world, and then never touched it again.
Might be fun, but I don't really care enough to find out.

>>719928591
Are seetheposts about Carol's game really just 1 person talking to himself? (Yes.)

>>719927538
Reminder that Bluberry is tiny

>>719928481
Your CPU would probably also reach those temps with Cinebench. It just means it's usually not being used at absolutely 100%
I would invest in a better cooler if I were you

>>719929320
BlueGODS... not like this...

>>719929320
blueberry is hung actually

>>719929752
Tucking in

>>719929320
It was cold that day!

>>719911428 (OP)
Never played this game but I'm pretty sure I beat up my cock to Hat Kid so many times I exhausted my cock for a whole month.

>>719929320
hot

>>719911428 (OP)
>I'm not asking.
Then I'm not playing

>>719929752
This has been retconned actually, the new model has no bulge.

*coughs*

>>719914019
Holy moly.

>>719932714
Wait 20 days, dumbass
That's 3 weeks, you've been waiting since 2023 for the second half of Marshmallott, you can wait that much more

>>719922481
it's a little janky in some places but I thought it was really charming and fun. great music too. nyakuza metro is good and the deal half of seal the deal is cool.

>>719929320
That means she's a slut who has seen a large dick.

>>719933752
She's french

Oh no. Daisy got hit by a youngifier beam.
Whatever shall we do?
*zip*

>>719935730
I want her to rub herself, slimy skin and all, on me.

>>719929320
meng butt...

>>719911428 (OP)
I still play it with the birthday mod on, always fun to see other anon wearing those "outfits". The mod scene have so many level It's fiin
>SHITnirism tries to force their 4 player game on the thread
Sad

i've wanted to try out a hat in time but i've never seen gameplay of it and want to keep it that way because i don't want to break the mystique.

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>>719911676
totally normal to put this garbage in a game for children

>>719937065
>evil looks like the flag they hide behind
no, evil looks like a big nosed man with a curly beard and a little hat

how tiny is hatkid again?

>>719938304
But I baked it in my home kitchen...

>>719911428 (OP)
>Kickstarter inDEI game
>play as a little girl
>cuck muzzle
>>>719911676
Undertale and its consequences...

>>719938620
Cooked items cannot have quality without Qi Seasoning so her complaint can still apply.