Thread 719914028

>Hey Anon, aren't you like in your 30's? Why do you still play video games, do you even have a girlfriend? Are you a loser or something?

How do you respond here /v/?

*voice crack* "and that's a wrap..!"

why am I hanging around *checks card* teens to young 20 somethings?

do you want to be my gf?

>>719914028 (OP)
I make a weird grunting sound and waddle away while avoiding eye contact

>>719914112
*gulp* ch-check please!

>>719914028 (OP)
>How do you respond here /v/?

I stopped playing video games years ago and always tell people I don't like video games. Not once has it ever made a person magically believe that it makes me somehow more mature or interesting. Everybody games now. It's a normie thing now just like anime, Star wars and comic books. Nerd culture is cool now, you'll actually be the odd one out to not engage in these things

>>719914028 (OP)
>How do you respond here /v/?

The financial system will collapse within the next 5 years. The world economy is a house of cards. There is no future. You're living a lie.

How do I avoid normalfags from digging into my personal life when I start a new job? It's seriously starting to fuck me over and hold me back on opportunities, like nobody ever wants to promote a guy if he has no kids even if they're not doing it on purpose they subconsciously write me off when positions open up.

>>719914028 (OP)
Do you ever let your boyfriend watch when you fuck other guys?

>>719915436
Single male is not a protected class, anon. They can discriminate against as much as they like.

>>719914028 (OP)
>Hey Anon, aren't you like in your 30's?
40s.
>Why do you still play video games?
I enjoy them.
>do you even have a girlfriend?
No, I have a wife.
>Are you a loser or something?
Who the fuck are the two of you again?

>>719914028 (OP)
yeah
they're fun
no
sure am, what are you gonna about it?

>>719915596
I'd blow my brains out if I didn't also believe the grift that the country will collapse any day now so I can revel in it.

>>719914425
>>719914590
>>719914737
>>719915759
>gives you this look
Your response?

>>719915643
unc is in in his 40s and getting actually mad at an imaginary scenario in a shitpost thread

>>719916059
>how would you respond
>getting mad
are you high or some shit?

>>719914028 (OP)
Where do you faggots exists that coworkers ask you this?
Every single under 30 at my job is already divorced and borderline suicidal. All of the young women loud and retarded like they're still in middle school.

>>719914028 (OP)
I’m in my 30s and barely even play video games now. I don’t have children let alone a girlfriend.

>giving enough of a shit about other people's opinions in your thirties to respond
Unless you're mentally stunted or have normalfag brainrot, who cares? I have bigger things to worry about on this hellhole of a planet than some Jack or Jill wanting to feel morally superior to others.

>>719914028 (OP)
>How do you respond

I'll most likely ignore this question and ask the girl on the left where I can find her sister.

>>719914028 (OP)
>39, yes.
>Fun. And no.
>Yes. Anything else?

>>719916035
Maintain the middle finger, not even giving her the dignity of looking at her.

>>719915436
Lie and make shit up you stupid fuck. You're better off killing yourself though.

>>719915436
Five words: "None of your goddamn business."

>>719914028 (OP)
One day you will die, and some time after that everyone who ever met you or knew about you will die too. It'll be like you never even existed at all, and none of your struggles, fights, pains and victories will have meant anything. I just do something i enjoy while i'm still here, the little time we each have on this earth is too precious not to.

>>719917840
Is what he thought to himself, but the words that came out were "EEEUURRGGHH REEEEEEEEEE"

I wait until the wee hours and silently creep into her house and up to her bedroom and cut their throats as they sleep...or at least that's what I fantasize

>>719914028 (OP)
>do you even have a girlfriend
>in your 30s
>girl
>friend

>>719914028 (OP)
I'm married with a son and do not arbitrarily deny myself passtimes I enjoy because of how many times I've been around the sun.

>>719916467
mogged so hard by her stacy sister

>>719918078
Well, do you?

>>719916035
>listen here you little shit

>>719914028 (OP)
>yes

>>719914028 (OP)
Walk up to her real close and in a gravely voice ask
Gray-mane or Battle-born

>>719914028 (OP)
> Hey Anon, aren't you like in your 30's?
Yeah, I'm 31
> Why do you still play video games
I don't though
> do you even have a girlfriend
I have a wife(female)
> Are you a loser or something?
Nope, not a single checkmark

>>719922643
13467910
we ball

>>719914028 (OP)
Serious answer: The wording of the question makes it obvious that the intent behind it is not genuine curiosity but malice and the desire to hurt. The only proper answer is to ask back a similar question aiming at a known flaw or weakness of the offending party.
>And you Stacy? You still can't find a man to knock you up? Aren't you in your 30's? Are you going to be a cat lady or osmething?
>And you Chad? Still an alcoholic who can't keep a job for more than a few months?
>And you Bruce? Still a decrepid dustfart who gets closer to kick the bucket every day? It must hurt that your best years were spent getting nagged to death by a cheating wife.

Everyone has weakspots.

>>719923228
who the hell is Bruce?

>>719923861
An example name, dummy. I was not refering to the ppl in the OP pic.

>>719915396
>The financial system will collapse within the next 5 years
lmao, you are joking, the elite will try to make it a very slow and painful process, we are at least 30 years from it, if we are lucky.
the point of it, Normalization, at some point you are gonna eat canned dog food, reaching that point so gradually that you are gonna accept it as a normal thing to do, otherwise, some people might fight it.

>>719922643
you are here, stop lying to yourself, loser.

>>719914028 (OP)
>I don't remember inviting you into my property
>12 gauge.wav
>Annoying normies were on ritalin, weed, nangs, jury assumes they turned feral

>>719914028 (OP)
Yes cuz they're fun, no cuz they're annoying, and whichever option ends this conversation the quickest.

>>719923228
No that's not correct at all, because unless you're an insecure faggot none of that should hurt you.

Not a single person has questioned me about having a girlfriend. I think they all know and are too nice to grill me on it. It's sad but kind of nice in a way.

>>719914028 (OP)
Stfu lol
>*has lovey DOVEY sex with your little sister*

>>719916035
Is she alone while giving me that look?

>>719914028 (OP)
she looks like she fucks old men for money

>>719914028 (OP)
>>719916035
How do I get a mean stacy gf bros?
How do I also stop being scared & intimidated by girls like them?

>>719924964
Remember their anus is only an inch and a bit away from their vagina.

>>719925039
What am I supposed to do with this information?

>>719925201
It works for me. Any time a woman takes a "superior" position. I just remember that where they shit from is mere a mere inch away from their vagina. Where our cock is well out of "friendly fire" range. Truly a blessing of nature.

>>719925201
Just remember that no matter how much females proclaim superiority, remember they literally shit on their pussies. The dumb cunts are anatomically flawed so no matter what you are superior to them.

>I hang out with you guys, of course I'm a loser lol
>*collective laughter*

>>719924543
she is anon

>>719914028 (OP)
I'm in my 40s, married with 3 kids. I have my shit together, my bills paid, a good job and sex regularly.

I still play games.

>>719925856
Good... Good.
Then I'll ask her for bus fare

>>719914028 (OP)
Is this a new Tranny is strange game?

>>719925395
>>719925512
>It works for me
How’s that?

>>719923939
No, you don't understand, that's the whole point of them pushing a digital financial system so hard. Yeah, it's retarded and unsustainable if you really think about it, but it'll be the only way for many to return to the comforts of the modern age, and perhaps even increase them if they couldn't before.
The Monopoly money debt machine is losing traction, so they're going to make sure you're in debt using videogame money.

>>719915436
>"What do you do in your free time, Anon?"
"Huh? I dunno. Sleep mostly."
>"Do you have any hobbies?"
"Yeah, but I'm not passionate about them so I only indulge in them sporadically."
>"So... What are those hobbies?"
Cooking, reading, exercise, drawing, etc. are your best go-to answers. Just mention you're not very good and don't really feel the drive to improve in them.
>"It's Friday, let's go somewhere, Anon!"
"Nah, you go have fun. I'm exhausted so I'm going home to sleep."
>"Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon?"
"No reason. Last woman I was with cheated, so now I'm just seeing where life takes me."
>"Anon you're so fucking boring holy shit"
"Yeah."

It's really not that hard to be so uninteresting that people just don't bother with you. You don't even have to be a dick, just don't be enthusiastic about anything. They might think you have depression though, so don't lay it on so thick, even if they're correct.

>>719915436
They won't ask. They won't care. If you feign any curiosity they will talk endlessly about themselves. Just add the occasional encouraging comment and they will eat it up.

>>719914028 (OP)
Huh?
What was that?
Sorry, didn't hear ya.
What'd you say?

And then I give them a thumbs up, tell them to enjoy the next 24 hours, and walk away.

>>719916035
I don't know what that look is supposed to mean, it's just a blank stare.

>>719927659
>enjoy the next 24 hours, and walk away.

>>719914028 (OP)
Yeah

>>719925039
hot

>>719914028 (OP)
>aren't you like in your 30's?
36.
>Why do you still play video games
I like the interactivity and its one of my hobbies.
>do you even have a girlfriend?
No.
>Are you a loser or something?
Define "loser".

>>719914028 (OP)
Is this porn?

>>719916035
"Suck it up kid, you have a lot to learn about life."
And then walk away with a broad smile.

>>719916467
> IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
*croaks to death*
this was so fucking shit. not even before the storm was this boring and bad

It's easy to hurt people. Being directly attacked in public will always be a humiliating experience, no matter the contents. What does any of this prove? Imagine you are 50 and your wife died when you were 25 and someone attacked you for being alone. All you can do it stay cool in the clownshow, especially if they point a camera at you and trying to get some reaction.

If people want to hurt you then it's not going to be difficult. Imagine a person wants to murder you. How hard could it possibly be? Being targeted by the wrong person will always be dangerous. All you can do is believe there are still people out there that have a soul and move on.

>>719914028 (OP)
>Can't deal with bitches man.
>I get my dick wet at nearest whorehouse though
>Same time later *to the girl*

>>719914028 (OP)
Most dudes nowadays don't have a girlfriend, it's abnormal to be in a relationship.

>>719914028 (OP)
I'm the biggest loser, go out there and have some fun champ, nothing will ever bring you down

>>719933410
>every girl is in a relationship
>every guy is single
how does this happen?

>>719927495
This.
People usually fuck off when you make your best robot impression. Even the most persistent gnats will fuck off if you hint to them you don't want to be bothered.

That's the case for me anyways, things might be different depending on your local social etiquette.
I'm blessed to live in a culture where bothering people is frowned upon, so questions like that are unlikely to be asked in the first place. Since threads like this exist I suspect it's different in the US.

>>719914028 (OP)
everyone plays video games now, it's not the 00s anymore
it's kind of depressing