Thread 719914406

I will never understand how being a lonely chronic masturbator porn addict has been so normalized online

Imagine being so gross you go even into the wow forums to tell everyone you masturbate to fictional videogame characters feet. Are these people so lonely they need to talk about masturbation with random strangers?

Then you losers go "Wahhi wonder why there's a male lonliness epidemic... it must be because of da joos", no, no woman wants you because you're a literal chronic masturbator corn addict.

>>719914406 (OP)
>corn addiction
its shrimple
>Everything Americans eat is made out of corn syrup
>Americans feed their cattle corn syrup
>The Americans medicine is made out of corn syrup
>The Americans sleep on beds made out of corn syrup
>The Americans wear clothes made out of corn syrup
>Americans live in house's made our of corn syrup
>Americans drive on roads made out of corn syrup
>American cars are made out of corn syrup
>American planes are made our of corn syrup
>American trains are made our of corn syrup
>The American military is fed on corn syrup
>The American government goes to war over corn syrup
>The American spirit is made out of corn syrup
>The American soul is made out of corn syrup
>The American politician worries himself with the affairs of the tax payers but the orders the corn syrup lobby
>The American philosophy offers a $49.99 udemy course on how corn syrup is a inextricable part of women's liberation, BIPOC socialism and a key ally in the fight against white supremacy
>The American inventor does not worry himself with the burden of using his knowledge to create new processes, but to build the old cheaper but made out of corn syrup
>The American artist worries himself with the requests of the corn syrup ad agency
>The American abandoned gold to make corn syrup money to create a corn syrup economy for corn syrup people to spend corn syrup money on corn syrup products
>The American experiment is not defined by great projects like the Hoover dam, the the atom bomb or the moon landing but corn syrup, opioids, and sodomy

>>719914406 (OP)
Trannies, no bitches, normalization and acceptance of mental illnesses, loneliness, depression, suicidal thoughts, frustrated faggots who'll never have sex because of how pathetic they are etc.etc.

>>719914406 (OP)
>what is a joke
to think I got to live in a timeline where 4chan became a bunch of no fun allowed prude faggots

>>719914406 (OP)
>wow forms
I'm not sure I'd call that being normalized. Nobody normal still plays wow or mmos for that matter.

>>719914757
> Tranny avatarfags as anime little girls
>> IT'S A JOKE WHEN I SPAM EVERYWHERE PORN AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH I MASTURBATE OK?!!?

Nobody finds it funny.

>>719914838
>using a reaction image on an image board is avatarfagging
I want election tourists to leave

>>719914406 (OP)
>normal people
>playing wow
>normal people off topic posting on WoW official forums
lol

>>719915005
>I use anime little girls to show my reaction to what yous aid

>>719914406 (OP)
I love corn so fucking much, bros.

>>719914557
tsmt

>>719914557
huh

>>719915306
HOLY FUARK THAT'S A LOT OF CORN

>Why are teenage and young adult white males so horny
I dunno, OP. Maybe you should do a study and report your findings. You might be on to something. Nobody else has ever noticed this. You could be a revolutionary anthropologist or something.

>>719915705
> Teenage and young adult white men are so autistic they can't stop talking about masturbation with random strangers even in videogame forums

Maybe all white males should be shot?

>white
sar

>>719914757
It's mostly third world engagement farms hired to prop up the posting statistics so people don't notice how the site is kinda barren these days.

>>719915306
>no throwing corn
>keep your head above the corn
and they call themselves """free"""

>>719915705
>white
>teenage

you're assuredly a brown ESL.

>>719914406 (OP)
High fructose corn syrup in everything

>>719915306
It's amaizing.

>>719914757
same. i hate how the mainstream puritan zoomer culture started to infect this place too

>>719914406 (OP)
I FUCKING LOVE CORN

>>719914406 (OP)
>Imagine being so gross you go even into the wow forums to tell everyone you masturbate to fictional videogame characters feet
meanwhile you'd probably think it's based if it was some dude talking about how he fucked a girl in the ass on the first date

>>719914406 (OP)
Where's the corn OP?

>>719914406 (OP)
I can tell you're a retarded zoomer because you call it corn addiction

>>719916528
heh

IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT CORN ADDICTION

I can quit anytime.

>>719914406 (OP)
Corn syrup is everywhere.

>>719914406 (OP)
I hate twitterspeak.

>>719915865
What are you talking about? 4chinz makes 0 money, and there are plenty of thirdies with smartphones who shit up this place for free.

It's the age of trannies

Corn website

GENTLEMEN

>>719915067
>i am 12 and what is imageboard

>>719916664
>>719914757
2016 ruined 4chan forever

>>719914406 (OP)
I mean, a certain group does push this stuff intentionally to fuck up western culture. They have a huge share in the blame, especially when it comes to pushing shit on kids. But anyway, it shouldn't be understated how badly porn, especially at a young age, will fuck you up. It will warp and destroy your sexuality in all kinds of weird directions. It's tragic and you should really feel bad for these people.

>>719919834
Also they stole our goddamn foreskins and you should be angry about it. If it wasn't for them I wouldn't be missing a part of my fucking dick

>>719914406 (OP)
>, no woman wants you because you're a literal chronic masturbator corn addict.

It's the other way around, retard

>>719919834
Porn does fucking nothing. The American Psychological Association studied it and found that it has no effect on a person's mind.

And the biggest consumers of porn are married men.

>>719914406 (OP)
>>719914406 (OP)
>>719914406 (OP)
Actual REALEST question.
Why are kiwi/christians/conservatives completely unwilling to blame feminism for low fertility and the shit situation males are in, instead of scapegoating porn/anime/videogames/the internet?

>>719920383
because in reality they are all self-hating addicts who secretly love porn/anime/videogames/the internet

>>719914406 (OP)
>"it must be because of da joos"

Lmao
Meanwhile the UK PM Literally admitting hes jewish
https://gab.com/MarkCollett/posts/114821633780790133

>>719914406 (OP)
90+% of the world is suffering from zero spiritual discernment. Everyone is going mad.
Their bodies, minds, and souls will deteriorate as their addictions deepen and they literally just won't notice.
Read a Bible.

>>719920537
Trvke
>>719920541
jew golem

Lonely people try to get help all the time, but everyone turns them away. We've hit the point where lonely people now make up 61% of the adult population.

>>719914406 (OP)
>develop corn addiction
>can't hold down a job because i have to constantly eat corn 24/7
>spend all my money on corn
>eventually become homeless
>move to rural iowa
>spend my life stealing corn from cornfields and using farmer wifi to shitpost on /v/
Don't become like me. Stay away from corn, it'll fuck you up.

>>719920932
Im still confused about how people get corn online.

>>719920995
>he doesn't know about the corn black market on tor

>>719920383
all developed countries are like that and some aren't nearly as feminist

the cost of raising a child went up like 20x or even more. back then you just had to feed your children and teach them how to help you with chores and simple work so they would start bringing value very early on, and then later on you'd pass your job knowledge to them or they'd get local jobs (so they only had to compete with locals). right now you even have to compete with indians to get a decent job, and it's like 20+ years of you having to pay for every fucking thing for your child to not end up as a minimum wagie, and then you won't really get any returns because in modern culture it's expected for the child to fuck off from the house as soon as it's possible to do so (which means they have to deal with rent and that will be another thing to worry about when it's their turn to have children, which decreases the willingness to have children even more). and then on top of that you have the bonuses which are feminism, consooming being easy and enjoyable, etc

>force people indoors for ~3 years with only internet as a means of socializing
>be surprised everyone became proto-4channers making gooning mainstream

>>719914406 (OP)
>corn
I never thought I would utter these words but Jesus Christ go back to Tik Tok, you're even worse than redditors.

>>719921189
Germany, Italy and Japan had high fertility while being industrialized nations, before getting conquered by the Allies and getting feminism imposed as an ideology.
The current situation is even worse, as you say, but that's consequence of just a few generations of feminism. It IS the core cause and just baffled by the center-right being in denial.

>>719915005
The biggest newfag tell is when they call a reaction image avatarfagging, when called out they double down on their retardation, don't even pay attention to a retard like that.

>>719914757
Fucking zoomer puritans are ruining anime, video games and the internet in general, I hope they all die miserable deaths. Every single anime discussion on the internet is now
>THAT'S A LE MINOR!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally worse than reddit.

The internet is for corn!

>>719917869
>corm
fucking poser casuals

>corn addiction
Not even reddit would take you faggot.

ratsurbating to cornography

>>719915306
im curious on what's the story behind this rule because you just know that something had to happen

>>719915306
This looks like something that would be really fun. It sucks that I'd never be able to go and participate in something like this because I'm a black guy with no children. Can't just walk in there by myself and have fun because it makes all these narcissistic families uncomfortable.

>>719914406 (OP)
The thing that makes these people special is that they can only operate on the wavelength of perceiving any kind of enjoyment of something niche or weird as sexual deviancy, so they end up going beyond being anti-porn and end up becoming anti-gratification of any kind. You don't get to enjoy food, you don't get to enjoy music with adult themes, you don't get to enjoy comics, you don't get to enjoy video games, and if you enjoy any of these things, you're a threat and autistic and therefore somehow both disabled and dangerous and you need to be euthanized.

>>719920537
Collet couldn't even evict a jew out of his own living room. What a faggot.

>>719921593
lets hope the draft

>>719921189
We also used to have actual communities that could help with child rearing. Even if your wife wasn't a stay-at-home mom, one of your thirty neighbours would be and they could take care of the kids while you were gone. It was cheaper because you didn't need to send them to for-profit daycares.

You can still see in almost all first world countries that the immigrant population has still retained their ability to form communities. I live in a city with a white area right next to a poorer area of immigrants and it's obvious that the brown people are fucking annihilating us when it comes to basic concepts like "hanging out in the park". The only time you see white people outside is when they're walking their dogs. Meanwhile, it seems like every night there's a huge cookout or four in my local park with hundreds of brown, black, hispanic, and asian people in attendance.

It's absurd how secluded white people have become. Everyone's responsible for their own everything, there's no support group or shoulder to lean on, everyone lives spread out, it's stupid.

delicious

>>719921675
The corn can quicksand you and you will die as your screams are muffled by endless corn

How do (you) eat your corn anon?

>>719921898
>baby corn
YOU SICK FUCK

>>719914406 (OP)
I love grilled corn, especially with butter.

>>719920995
The internet is a series of tubes, I just unplugged the corn tube and put it in my mouth.
I try to only pull this stuff every few days or so, so people don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhCL5Ygzc24

Porn has always been a core part of internet culture, they literally made a song about it as far back as 2003.
Anyone acting like porn being common online like OP are just outting themselves as zoomers who weren't around pre-2010 or worse.

>>719914406 (OP)
I don't think I am addicted to corn, it's just that as an American, it's in everything, and it's cheap.

>>719921946
The long way

literally what the fuck is wrong with zoomers, they literally got psyoped into censoring themselves lmao imagine being scared of typing the word porn

>>719921946
With a spoon

>>719919098
Kek

>>719921792
>Zach has unironically referred to diaperfurs as freaks
imagine unironically constructing this sentence.

>>719922278
This is a corn thread

>>719922278
We eat corn here, sir

>>719921792
>spreading or being happy is christian propaganda
I'm starting to think I should be going to church.

what is with every discussion on this board always being infected with people talking about sex? cant even talk about dragon quest without at least a couple anons shitting up the discussion with his retarded fetishes. its not even something im against but its the AMOUNT of times anons never shut the fuck up about it that makes it insufferable.

>>719922278
corn*

>>719914406 (OP)
Masterbation and videogames aren't tge cause they are a symptom; a coping mechanism. Women's free choice is the cause but you're not ready to have that conversation. Give women complete freedom to choose mates and more than half of men (I think it's between 60-80%, but I can't remember.) will never pass on their genes.
That's just the way it is.

>>719922583
Sex made you.

>>719914406 (OP)
>normalized
>WoW forums
Only a retarded faggot would browse that shit.

For me, it's buttered corn.
>>719922278
No one can say kill or die anymore
No one can say ass anymore
Now no one can say porn anymore

>>719914406 (OP)
The biggest reason we currently have high-speed internet is because of porn. Most of the consumer demand for speeds faster than 56k dial-up stemmed from the fact that it took forever for one high-resolution image to load onto your screen. Porn demand also played a huge role in the progress of VCR technology, back in the 80s.

Also, I understand that low-IQ people have a hard time with satire, but the foot-fetish comments regarding that npc are mostly self-aware meta humor. People aren't actually jerking off to her feet.

>>719914406 (OP)
man, I love some corn.

>>719914406 (OP)
I masturbated to nelfs in 2004 and I'm still masturbating to nelfs today.

>>719922278
YouTube's algorithm (and probably other social media sites, I dunno) is literally changing the way we speak.

>>719922656
Nuh uh, I was planted in a cabbage patch, my mom told me so.

>>719914406 (OP)
porn has actually become so advanced, and women have become so vicious, that it's pretty reasonable to relegate all your lust toward porn and avoid the current dating scene. basically, smut stocks have skyrocketed and real woman stock drastically go down.

>>719921932
BADASS

>>719922860
I jack off to feet

>>719923061
I don't believe you

>>719922278
>Spend their childhoods on Youtube, Twitch, and Tiktok
>Influencers define their personality
>Influencers are beholden to site ToS
>Site ToSs become Zoomer's personalities
It's that straightforward. The Zoomer's set of morals directly corresponds to placating advertisers.

>>719922656
and yet I dont feel the overwhelming need to bring it up in every conversation.

>>719914406 (OP)
The internet is for corn!

>>719920371
Well if the APA said so it must be true!

>>719921946
Country girls make do

>>719914406 (OP)
>cord addiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDoj_T5cYhE

>>719921728
Trust me, anon, if you're smiling and having a good time like everybody else, it's cool. Don't be so self-conscious, you should already see how white people put back people on pedastals as soon as they act even a little "white".
You ain't doin anything wrong? Then everyone else can fuck off (unless they wanna be nice :)) you're welcome at my bbq, idgaf if ur purple, long as youre cool
White guy btw

>>719920371
>Shekelberg and Schwartz said "it ok" bet you feel stupid now heh

>>719921728
>>719924292
Sorry but my local corn barn has a strict "no niggers allowed" policy. You'll have to find a corn barn that accepts colored folk.

>>719923808
These are hilarious, anyway let the retards have their cummies.

>>719924269
Based femcel porn mommy

>>719923808
Nigger, I interacted with real women all the time growing up, and they wanted nothing to do with me. So I was forced onto the internet instead.

>>719914838
ESL begone

>>719921876
You’re talking about White liberals. It’s a good thing they’re dying out. Same with other races who buy into that crap.

>>719924269
zoomers freaking out over people watching porn is still hilarious to me.

I'm really tired of people telling me to have sex have children and get a better job
i don't even know you people

>>719921876
First-generation immigrants, sure, but second-generation and onwards are just as secluded as white people

>>719914406 (OP)
>Imagine being so gross you go even into the wow forums to tell everyone you masturbate to fictional videogame characters feet
Imagine being so gross you go even into the wow forums

>>719924769
Have sex
Have children
Get a better job

>>719914757
Anon talking about feet and posting feet images isnt a joke, there is no punchline outside off "i need to have sex now", porn posting gets really fucking annoying after being spamed seventy trillion bajizillion times there is no fucking fun to be had if you are not horny there is no fucking joke there is only a group of horny losers spaming barely on topic garbage that in better timeline would get inmediatly deleted, but guess fucking what? This is not the good timeline and /v/ is just a shithole filled with off topic trash and pornography, the only true vidya discussions are a group of mongoloids spaming ragebait or softcore porn, WHATEVER.

The internet is essentially nothing but porn and porn advertising, the worst part of onlyfans isn’t the site itself but the fact you can’t browse the internet for more than 5 minutes without seeing someone shill theirs

>>719925179
you hang around a lot of websites for kissless and pornsick anime watching losers or just this one

>>719925179
Also i dont know why the op is using the word corn he is a fucking retard too, NUKE V.

>People get mistreated by other people since childhood
>Act surprise when they become shut-ins

>>719923808
I had some retard busting out dialog like that mid erp randomly and it was oddly hot as fuck but these images are just goofy.

>>719924946
Rephrasal to add: don't do the first two before marriage

>>719925316
???? What are you trying to say? Little reminder that you are here too.

>>719915306
That's a fairly small amount of corn for one american child

>>719914406 (OP)
Better question: why are a bunch of sexless faggots acting like they're so overexposed to sex in real life that seeing so little as a bit of anime cleavage on a forum makes you go totally apeshit? You're not getting laid. Stop it.

>>719919098
IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL IS IT STEVE?

>>719925534
Overexposure to porn (AKA what these people are experiencing) is much more mentally damaging than overexposure to real sex

>da joos
What's wrong? Are you greasy shyster niggerfaggots not getting enough attention here or something?

What's the deal with aliens and corn fields? They couldn't pick something else to frolic around?

>>719925819
Where else are you gonna land a flying saucer undetected?

>>719925819
Corn is the chosen

>>719914406 (OP)
women and trannies like you being allowed on the internet was the worst thing to happen to 4chan

>>719924946
Ok.
Had a vasectomy so fuck you.
Already have a good one.

This entire website needs real moderation, you could think that a hacker doxing them and breaking their entire site would change things but that shit happened and its still the same shithole.

>>719921529
speaking of tells, the biggest one for phonefags is anyone using capitalization on the first letter of their post without a period at the end of the sentence

>>719919098
classic
https://youtu.be/8GTo1zyQXmQ?si=QswUGUXgel5JPxCH

>>719921792
>censorship of right wing viewpoints
>right wingers start censoring anything nsfw the moment they get into power
I fucking hate the retarded muttoids.

>>719914406 (OP)
>corn
god you're such a pussy

>>719922561
Belief in a magical sky daddy that forbids you to touch yourself is not going to make you happy. You will just have nocturnal emissions instead.

>open a thread about corn
>look through the thread for some hardpore corn
>there's hardly any
>it's mostly dyslexics arguing about porn

>>719914406 (OP)
why call it corn when you could call it coom on the cob?

>>719927860
>hardpore corn

>>719921932
Live by the corn, die by the corn.

>>719914406 (OP)
Feet fetish is basically the normalfags "safe" fetish that is acceptable in public. You might even get called a pedo, if you say you like boobs.

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO

But what if im a footfag and i dont want to bother my gf with my deviantart-tier fetish? I should be allowed to have an outlet for it, (and thankfully i can still get off to boobs and pussy just fine)

>>719921728
Just bring a plate with some taters, stupid.

>calling porn 'corn'
>reddit spacing
>world of warcraft
>150 replies with only 1 telling OP to go back
Disappointed in you faggots

>>719919098
First thing I thought of.

>>719925179
>>719914838
Actually, you are just brown

why are trannies censoring on 4chan

>>719929232
redditors are permanently grafted to this board. if it wasn't obvious half a decade ago, it should have obvious after the election when people started going nuclear.

>>719929885
this posts feels like a newfag complaining about newfags

>>719921675
Birds that try to eat out of grain silos regularly die because like the other anon said they just get sucked into the corn never to be seen or heard from again. They die suffocated by corn or other grains, and their bodies rot there.

>>719930103
cool.

>>719921675
https://youtu.be/3lJlFA14rHw

>>719926403
I type like that on keyboards

>>719914406 (OP)
>corn

>>719914406 (OP)
>Then you losers go "Wahhi wonder why there's a male lonliness epidemic... it must be because of da joos", no, no woman wants you because you're a literal chronic masturbator corn addict
Women watch/read badly done rape porn on top of getting creampied by dudes who leave them with stds or bastards or who are known criminals. And they talk about both these activities. There's no shortage of female losers or coomers who do the same or worse so I don't see the point bitching as if it's just males besides you being desperate for attention. Open that sloppy mouth and take this (You).

>>719925628
>Overexposure to porn (AKA what these people are experiencing) is much more mentally damaging than overexposure to real sex
All those those stds, emotional baggage, bastards and abortions say otherwise

Why do americans fucking love corn?

>>719924269
It's crazy they freak out over men masturbating too when they literally can't stop taking dick from the wrong men to save their lives. They have a stack of dicks they took irl but get insanely jealous over just looking at other women. Expecting a shit ton more chastity from men than the women would ever be bothered to have.

>>719931638
Ever eat corn?

>>719916781
Calm down, Iowa. It's just corn.

>>719914406 (OP)
it's pretty much all reddit normalizing this shit to where companies feel comfortable or too intimidated by potential activism. you get groomer mods that are fine turning everything into a venue for finding erp partners, then it's magnified the inability to call a nigger a nigger, and that's what you get.

>>719914757
it wasn't funny the first time and won't be the hundredth. it's just morons who can only appeal to the lowest common denominator for attention. anyone saying prude or puritan as some kind of defense is a fucking nigger.

>>719921529
no it's you who haven't even been here long enough to realize these filth recycle the same images to be recognizable. and that's on top of feeling the need to use any random shit image that gets them theoretical extra attention from people scrolling by.

>>719915306
Just imagine all the HFCS you could get from that. Mr. Steinberg is getting a boner

>>719914406 (OP)
What's wrong with corn?

>>719914406 (OP)
Single player's making a comeback?

>>719934691
nothing so long as it's consumed in moderation.

>>719914406 (OP)
>tits, and ass are rendered verboten
>People turn to other stuff to be attracted towards
Happened with japan when they censored porn, and brought about tentacles. Now we have people turning to feet, because tits & ass have been suppressed.

>>719931638
Because the Farmer Lobby and how corn is big money for them, so everything must include corn. Even bio-fuel has to be corny. Although they did switch to based beans as their new cash crop.

>>719920932
Fuckin lmao

>>719923447
People obsess over things they will never have

>>719914406 (OP)
>self-censoring to appease a nonexistent algorithm
you have been cuckolded by a math equation. you got bent over and fucked in the ass by calculus. think about that for a second
anyway, this shit is tame compared to the 2000s-early 2010s when "tits or gtfo" was normalized and shit like e3 booth babes was everywhere in marketing. you zoomer puritan fags just can't accept that gaming is largely a hobby for people who want to look at attractive women and that it has always been this way

>>719935619
>has 20 thousand feet pics

it's good for the prostate now shut up.

>>719926191
Good slave - you did your parents proud.

porn addiction is real and im tired of people pretending otherwise

"Sky daddy" is a term used by people who have problems with their own daddy.

>>719922278
see >>719923440
I'm not going to pretend that none of us have had our understanding of language affected by the media we consumed in our formative years but so far zoomers have consumed the worst possible corporate shit yet concocted by man because they get a smartphone or tablet in their face before they can walk with zero supervision

porn addiction is not real iirc

>>719935892
Did OP get trolled into saying corn instead of porn, or did you get tricked into replying because OP wrote corn instead of porn?

>>719914406 (OP)
This is 4chan, you can say porn.

Aaaah it's a sexy woman in a video game save me niggerman!

>>719926191
godlike choice. feels good to know i won't have to explain to my kid that the reason they won't be receiving life saving medical care is because an A.I. algorithm prioritized someone else. feels good knowing my kid will never come home feeling like shit because he's one of 3 kids in his class that isn't using A.I. to cheat, and because of that he's in the bottom 50% of the class scores. feels good knowing my kid will never have undergo a traumatic experience because somebody hung up A.I. generated nudes of their girlfriend in the boy's bathroom. feels good knowing they won't be subjected to Peter Thiel's Minority Report thought-crime detecting A.I.

>>719914406 (OP)
Government subsidies on corn + tariffs on Cuban sugar cane = High Fructose corn syrup that is so cheap it can be put into everything and make people addicted.

>>719936084
Your demographic issues are not my problem.

>>719934481
get away shylock its organic corn.

>>719914406 (OP)
Why are so so afraid to say the word PORN?

>>719922278
They get demonitized on tiktok if they say porn or kys or something like that

>>719936729
>they will never show anyone to khan's yurt site
Sad.

>>719936548
The thumbnail makes it look like he's sweating nervously.

>>719914406 (OP)
the space isnt for you leave

>>719914406 (OP)
Most of the games coming out these days are just pornos

>>719931638
Cornbread is pretty goddamn good, bro. I like baking mine with cheddar.

There is nothing wrong with corn addiction. Nothing beats chewing on a nice cob of corn.