Thread 719922706

Did you know his name is fat man cause fat man was the nuke dropped on Nagasaki or something. Just kidding I made that up he’s named that cause he’s fat lol.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:20:58 AM No.719924280

>>719924238
Deadcels... Our response???

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:22:13 AM No.719924360

>>719922706 (OP)
Just like real life then

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:22:51 AM No.719924402

>>719924238
Fatman is cool and they have a great name, but Vamp and Fortune are a downgrade from Mantis. I guess 4 brought my respect for Vamp up a bit.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:23:51 AM No.719924449 >>719928340 >>719928465

How do people even get to that level of fat without having a disability that stops them from moving? Like I can understand someone in a wheelchair or something getting obese but how does a regular person get as fat as Fatman? Like after you got to about 20 or 30 pounds overweight would you not be like I better do some exercise and cut back on my food intake. Like it would take years to get that fat. It just doesn’t make sense to me. Like I am overweight myself and eat pretty poorly but im not obese. I'm 5'10 and 165 pounds. Like I couldnt even imagine getting all the way to 200 pounds. I would have to eat a crazy amount of food.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:24:47 AM No.719924493 >>719924582

>>719924238
Best track in the entire series tho

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:26:24 AM No.719924582

>>719924493
I can't unhear solidus's scream when listening to it

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:28:46 AM No.719924698

>>719923730
I cry all the time and I'm super skinny, I think so

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:30:52 AM No.719924817 >>719924843

>he's fat
don't tell me his name is fatman

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:31:29 AM No.719924843

>>719924817
Fat Skateman

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:33:12 AM No.719924941

>>719924238
Most kino theme in the series.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:36:55 AM No.719925163

>>719922706 (OP)
>I have beautiful hands
>actually has nail polish on
Gay or European?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:53:25 AM No.719926060

>>719922706 (OP)
he needs roller skate because he's heavy and can't move fast and he needs a straw because of the collar.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:53:56 AM No.719926084

>>719922706 (OP)
>he rides a menstrualcycle

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:56:29 AM No.719926236 >>719928129

>tfw you will never be fat

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:01:15 AM No.719926494 >>719927791

>>719924185
Rollerskates

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:23:08 AM No.719927709

>>719922706 (OP)
He needs the straw, how is he supposed to drink out of that glass with that massive collar armor?
You fucking newfag

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:23:19 AM No.719927721

>>719922706 (OP)
>he steals a bicycle

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:24:24 AM No.719927791 >>719928242

>>719924185
>>719926494
He wears rollerblades you fucking idiot

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:26:14 AM No.719927916

>>719924238
Way better than the BnB unit, I'd put them above the Cobra's as well who are hard carried by the End and The Joy. They have the coolest naming convention though.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:29:53 AM No.719928129

>>719926236
It is really hard to get properly fat

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:29:59 AM No.719928137

>>719923730
Fortune is pretty sad and mopey and she's in good shape.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:32:01 AM No.719928242

>>719927791
>you will never wear roller skates

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:32:30 AM No.719928271

>>719924238
The Beauty and the Beast Unit and the Skulls were lamer, especially the Skulls.
The Cobra Unit and FOXHOUND are indeed way cooler than Dead Cell doe.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:33:15 AM No.719928318 >>719928407

>>719924185
A monocycle

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:33:37 AM No.719928340

>>719924449
>Like I am overweight myself and eat pretty poorly but im not obese. I'm 5'10 and 165 pounds.
You're not overweight.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:34:37 AM No.719928407

>>719928318
I feel like there's a very real chance this almost happened for real.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:35:25 AM No.719928465

>>719924449
>I'm 5'10 and 165 pounds
that's victim weight, you're going to get raped