Thread 719944354

We must be worse men.

>/v/ groids will unironically tell you that old Kratos was cooler than nu-Kratos
imagine being this infantile.

>>719944440
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIANT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE BJØRN YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes boulder against beautiful orange brich trees in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A TINY GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH JØHTUNN!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU 1488 NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE SONY CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT STATE OF PLAY?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/GODOFWAR! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE VANGUARD OF MODERN SENSITIVE POSITIVE MASCULINITY IF MY BRUTEISH BARBARIAN CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HELLENOID CHUD INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEK BABY!!! AND A GIRL TOO!!! IF IT WAS A GREEK BOY I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HIM UP TO BJØRN BEFORE HE STARTED GROWING HAIR BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A GREEK GIRL NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF EU GAMING NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING GAMERGATER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT IMPERIALIST BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT GREEK FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY HORIZON ZERO DAWN FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NORDIC CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT! NIGGA I'M NUUUUUUTS

>>719944486
A Goku bro made this btw

>>719944354 (OP)
are you still this mad someone called you a virgin?

>>719944486
I can't believe Kratos said these exact words in chapter 5 of the manga

>>719944486
kek
canon

We must be narcissistic, self-absorbed, egotistical, sociopathic manchildren.

Oh wait, we already are.

@719944440
Bait.

>>719944486
lol

I became a better man long ago.
It happened right when Bulma started going to Goku's house every day

We must be shorter men.

>>719944354 (OP)
true honestly
we must hide our thoughts, opinions, facts, and feelings, cause nobody gives a shit about men
be hollow, be unhurtable, have a rock where your heart should be
it's our true form

>>719944486
Kektos. Bitterly. Crying.

>>719944354 (OP)
starting 2026 every male should be forcibly sissified and estrogenized

>subhumans are having unironic nostalgia for old gow
>the series that is a laughing stock of action game threads
>all because they can't fathom the idea of 2 things being shit at the same time
>if a new game is shit then the old shitty game automatically becomes better
Grim
Consider suicide, degenerates.