ATREUS! COME!
YOU MUST LEARN HOW TO USE THE BETTER MAN CAVE
WHEN THE BVLL ARRIVES, YOU COME HERE AND LISTEN TO PODCASTS ABOUT THE CURRENT POLITICAL SITUATION OF OUR NATION
YOU READ BOOKS ON HOW TO IMPROVE THE LIFE OF BIPOC COMMUNITIES NEAR YOU
THE PLACE WHERE WE REFLECT ON OUR FEELINGS, ON HOW TO MAKE THE BVLL MORE COMFORTABLE ON HIS STAY IN OUR HOUSE
WHEN YOUR MOTHER MOANS, YOU LISTEN AND LEARN
WHEN THE BVLL LEAVES, YOU CLEAN AND REPLACE THE BED SHEETS IN SILENCE.
THIS IS THE WAY OF THE BETTER MAN.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:32:29 AM
No.719945579
I genuinely cannot believe that these exact lines were in Chapter 3 of the latest GOW game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:35:42 AM
No.719945706
>>719946909
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIANT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE BJØRN YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes boulder against beautiful orange brich trees in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A TINY GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH JØHTUNN!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU 1488 NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE SONY CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT STATE OF PLAY?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/GODOFWAR! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE VANGUARD OF MODERN SENSITIVE POSITIVE MASCULINITY IF MY BRUTEISH BARBARIAN CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HELLENOID CHUD INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEK BABY!!! AND A GIRL TOO!!! IF IT WAS A GREEK BOY I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HIM UP TO BJØRN BEFORE HE STARTED GROWING HAIR BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A GREEK GIRL NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF EU GAMING NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING GAMERGATER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT IMPERIALIST BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT GREEK FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY HORIZON ZERO DAWN FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NORDIC CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT! NIGGA I'M NUUUUUUTS
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:37:01 AM
No.719945757
>>719945812
>>719947426
cringiest forced meme ever
trumptards still can't meme
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:37:24 AM
No.719945779
we must give them a voice, and learn to embrace them
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:15:18 AM
No.719947426
>>719945757
I'm a leftist and I think it's hilarious, learn to have fun
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:15:27 AM
No.719947434
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:20:07 AM
No.719947606
>>719948380
>>719945508 (OP)
The demoralization rituals will continue
