Thread 719946579

>>719946579 (OP)
kratos will never be ballin

he ballin

The gods of the court have abandoned me...

>>719946579 (OP)
KINGtos’s slam dunk oneshots Asissyra and his entire game.

*Balder men

>Janny deleted my post
UH OH
MELTY

>>719946579 (OP)
No lie....

We fly...

POINT GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS

>>719946579 (OP)
James Harden would cook this fraud beard

>>719947201
LMAO

>>719946579 (OP)
Reported :)

>>719946579 (OP)
>Being a better man is such hard work. I need a vacation.

>>719949610
Yep you are ha ing one right now lol
Get banned you fucking nigger

ZEUS! I HAVE COME FOR THE RING OF CHICAGO

>>719946579 (OP)
REEEEEEFFFFFF

ZEUUUUUUSSSSSS!
IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME, COWARD?!
I AM THROUGH DOING THE BALLIN' OF THE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>719947201
Now there is no hoop...

>>719951279
lol

>>719951279
lmao

how you guys feel bout balmer paying kawhi 50m extra under the table

Listen, Artreus. There comes a time when a man must ball... and now I must ball against the gods themselves. Jordan, LeBron, Byrde... these are the Gods of Hoops. They are powerful, and they are mighty. For these trials...
...I must become a baller.

>>719946579 (OP)
I laughed...

>>719946579 (OP)
>>719947201
>>719951062
>>719951279
>>719951483
A+ thread gentlemen.

>4chan is just the same few fucking people after it got demolished by some wanker in 2019
>the only point of these threads is to kick them off

>mfw this is the only thread out of the 18 I hid that survived the Jannie's rage
The probably through it's pretty funny

ARESSSSSSSSSSSSS
DRIBBLE PAST MY FOES
AND MY LIFE OF YOURS

>>719953442
>you hid
What a pussy

>>719953989
>I was just trying.. to make you a great 3 shooter

>>719949739
dob gegs

>>719946579 (OP)
i wish this was a poorly animated ai video where the ball suddenly disappeared and kratos started soiying screaming GOOOODS

>>719951279
fucking kek

>>719946579 (OP)
>>719949610
This thread, again?

>>719954939
>YOU WOULD POST THIS THREAD AGAIN?!

>>719953395
What happened in 2019?

>GoW has become the newest sneed
>There will never be any meaningful discussion about the series on /v/
And that’s a good thing

>>719951279
Lel

>This is the biggest and most popular sport in the US because it's exclusively played by black men
Americans are such cucks

>>719955325
if that's the conclusion you drew about it then i think that's more a problem with yourself
you may now pull your face about it

>>719955325
>exclusively played by black men
>there are current white guys in the sport and a white woman dominating the female half of it
You're the cuckold here lil bro.

>>719951037
kek

>>719955325
blacks dominate every single sport. go ahead, name a sport where they don't.

WE FLY HIGH
NO LIE
YOU KNOW THIS

>>719955862
Any white sport

>>719955164
There's meaningful discussion all the time, but only when the real kratos is used to open a thread.

>>719955947
doesn't exist

>>719955947
What’s a white sport, Timmy? Professional handfucking?

>>719955957
No one gives a shit about QTE slop from 20 years ago you mentally ill chimp lmao. Soi of War is better

>>719956160
Kek look at this seething ass nigga

>>719956160
Most of the Olympics medals are usually won by white and asians except for the running events... yeah i wonder why

>>719955862
the Olympics are white and Asian dominant tho

>>719949739
Jej

>>719946579 (OP)
It amazes me how mind broken you guys are over such a simple phrase, godforbid you try to actually be a good person

>>719956331
olympics are just an israeli demon realm to test new slave stock, it's not the flex you think it is

>>719956160
SAAAR

Thank you Kratos, we shall strive for betterness!

>>719956472
Nigger

>dumb silly thread being dumb and silly
>Faggot decides to bring up black men and race for no reason
And Americans are the ones who are obsessed?

>>719956160
War

>>719956504
he's indian he doesn't have anything else to do with his life

>>719955164
>>There will never be any meaningful discussion about the series on /v/
>And that’s a good thing
Why are you like this?

>>719956504
>psychotic thread posted daily
>it gets shitposted
>think of Americans
Fucking lol

>>719956602
the threads when the last two games released were pretty awful desu

>>719955947
any shooting competition

>>719955862
Football.

How are sports relevant to crime statistics?:

>>719957056
Blacks are like 99% of all shooters in muttland

>>719956380
Define “good person”

COME ON AND SLAM
https://youtu.be/z4s_Nltytjg

>>719949610
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

ATREUS
WE MUST BE FASTER MEN

>>719955164
>wanting to have a meaningful discussion about nugow
What's there to discuss? Who's the best bull? Who's Atreos real father?

>>719956952
And that's the excuse for this /b/-tier thread?

>>719958149
You're right, we need more Nintendo threads

>>719956380
This cartoon was, and still is, the only palatable Garfield product (be it a show, comic or anything) ever made.
Not counting the memes, of course.

>>719957787
even just watching a video of this felt painfully uncomfortable

>>719958563
What does Nintendo have to do with this shit heap of a thread?

>>719946579 (OP)
Kratos would get dunked on by Berdly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=TjoMY_SThUQ

>>719958768
>hes forgetting
Garfield Kart

>>719956232
Nope

>>719955325
It’s not even close to the most popular sport

>>719946579 (OP)
Can Kratos do a Chaos Dunk?

>>719959392
I'm not counting memes or meme answers.

>>719946579 (OP)
>The hands of death could not posterize me, the sisters of fate could not shake me. And you will not live to see the end of block city. I will have my W!"

>>719958012
How about the best prepping techniques?

>>719960007
Not since they replaced Spalding with Wilson.

>>719956160
Ice Hockey. Just touching ice burns the black like a vampire touching a cross.
>inb4cherrypickedtokenblackman
I can cherry pick whites out of basketball too.

>>719956232
wow you are like so not cringe try hard retard

>>719952142
let them waste their money the clippers will never be relevant

>>719946579 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgkHX8MJS-8

Kratos is built for mPreg

AREEEEEEEEEEEEEES! FIX MY BROKEN ACHILLES AND MY JERSEY IS YOURS

>>719946579 (OP)
Not so hard to better than basket ball Kratos I imagine

>>719963385
but why is there a dog

>>719946579 (OP)
BETTER

MEN

*wubeth intensifies in volume*

>>719955862
AFL

Men... we must get better help.

>>719955325
What’s funny is half of the basketball players come from europe

>>719966324
Well hes not getting a CAT scan, is he?

>>719955862
Strongman, powerlifting, any masculine sport.

>>719963385
ATREUS IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO BE BETTER MEN, WE MUST BE WOMEN

third worlders ruin yet another thread. what sad miserable cucks they are

>>719957787
I legit dont understand why they design sections like these. This fucks up game pacing so hard and literally everyone would rather watch cutscene than just push analog stick forward and thats it. Some of these are used as hidden loading screens I mean okay fine but like what the actual fuck is this lmao. Replaying those games is so ass because of that on par with games that have unskippable cutscenes.

>>719946579 (OP)
What's with the rampant Kratos shitposting?

>>719946579 (OP)
barkley shut up and jam gaiden tier thread
I approve

>>719955862
Hockey, golf, anything that requires some form of parental commitment before entering the pro level.

>>719946579 (OP)
>release me... from this torment of having to fuck my wife

>>719966804
>African football league
>>719967074
>lifting shit is a sport
>>719968565
>tiger woods

>>719969023
>show me 1 example to prove me wrong
>here's 2
>n-no not those ones
KEK, nigcels seething

>>719946579 (OP)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS

>>719966324
Bing Create would show you a dog when it thought your prompt was NSFW. So the dog started to represent disappointment in the AI thread

>>719946579 (OP)
What's with all the Kratos/GODS/Better Men threads lately?

>>719967056
im so mad that i smiled at this shit

>>719951315
>AI schlock
Kill yourself. Just download the original picture.

>>719969663
People are trying to be better posters.

>>719969663
We're finally becoming better

>>719946579 (OP)
I NEED NO REBOUNDS FROM OLYMPUS

>>719955696
>>there are current white guys in the sport
They’re in the minority and are all but nobodies compared to the blacks
>>and a white woman dominating the female half of it
No one cares about women’s sports

>>719955696
>>exclusively played by black men
Basketball is slavic (whiter than all americans) bussiness

>>719946579 (OP)
GOOODS

>>719961696
Spalding BBalls used a 90%+ slamicite alloy, the extreme sugar content was a serious risk of type 99 diabetes, the world-ending type. They would have triggered a second cyberpocalypse, so they needed to go.

>>719966324
Kratos got that DAWG in him!

>>719955164
Moe would never say that. Also GOW was always overrated

Remember Kratos...it was I who chose you. In your time as lowest pick.
>I haven't forgotten, Ares. I remember how you chose me.
That draft...I was trying to make you a great forward!
>You succeeded.

blacks are sexually superior though, they have primal genes

>>719961849
Basketball is known for bad ass white boys

>>719969741
Not that anon, but now I'm saving it because of you.

>>719946579 (OP)
My Bible.

>>719955862
swimming

>euro hours
>massive raiding
>amerimutt hours
>raiding stops

>>719973757
>>israeli hours
>>massive raiding

>>719955862
Chess

>>719974005
Why do you losers blame your problems on jews?

>>719951483
read that in the voice too, goddamn

>anons are finally becoming better men.
>trolls get upset by these threads for some reason.

>>719956232
No

>Kratos gets buffed in patch 17.3 to have 6% more base HP, 1sec less CD on his Q and R damage is buffed by 50 damage base
I AM A BETTER MAN

>>719946579 (OP)
>>719947201
>>719951279
>I wake up
>a new God of Snoy thread
>it's better than the last
Never stop, King.

Bettermenbros...

>>719970349
>Mongol rape babies
>white
jej

>>719951279
Hahaha

>>719974391
we became better men by becoming women

WE...

>>719974161
Why do you mutts blame your problems on Europeans?

>>719970265
Americans sure love their Jews and niggers huh

>See a basketball
>Immediately start thinking about black men
Why are Eurogroids like this?

>>719966324
Because he cheated on Spiderman with the dog, silly.

>>719970265
Everyone sure knew how to get along back then.

>>719946579 (OP)
So does anyone have any GOW/Space Jam remixes?

>>719969663
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>719976785
wtf is going on here?

>>719978735
they're professional pool fillers

>>719969663
What's with all the silk sissy threads lately?

>>719969663
Probably just one really bored anon.

>>719946579 (OP)
it's not even funny how trans coded nu-gow is

>>719955862
Staying out of prison

>>719978735
men better menning

>>719957056
>>719957475
why is shooting mostly a white men sport?

>>719982292
Because noggers can't aim

>>719978735
Better men becoming best men.

>>719957787
>you're so slow that they have to wait for you

WE MUST BECOME MEXICAN

>>719973461
Who are you helping by selling your soul?

>>719974090
Not a sport

>>719946579 (OP)
>>719947201
>>719951279
breh

>>719982954
you anti-ai zealots are so funny man

>>719983813
>you anti-shiteater zealots are so funny

>>719983813
No, serious question. What do you get out of downloading the slop version of an easily available image?

It’s so funny how mad this meme makes niggers, trannies and roasties.

>>719966324
>ASURA OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE

Test

>>719984445
yes, you zealots are so funny

>>719984771
to see you guys have melties over literal reaction images its just too funny, and its almost effortlessly done

ARES SILENCE THE CHUDS AND CLAIM MY WIFE

>>719985148
Melty is an optimistic way of putting it... so at least you have one thing going for you.

>>719946579 (OP)
You will never be the MVP of Olympus. The chucking ends here.

>>719985246
oh I have plenty, don't worry about it, that's why I come to these GOOODS threads, to have a laugh, and you anti-ai zealots make for a good side-laugh so to speak, so you coming here to seethe instead of having a laugh says more about you than me

something about the "what the fuck is the point of these threads?" > "We are becoming better men..." exchange just tickles me like nothing else does

>>719985457
anon... you're shitting yourself...

With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

>>719985708
It means you're becoming a better man

>>719985854
not yet what the heck

>>719946579 (OP)
We must become hit men.

>>719958768
The specials and the Mega Drive game were also good.
Hell, the comic itself was quite alright as far as Sunday newspaper funnies went, I loved it when I was a kid.

>>719987413
OKAY THIS IS EPIC

/v/, is this true?

Everyone ITT is hereby declared a better man.

>>719989895
gee thanks anon :)

>>719961849
half of the nba is eastern european now

>>719989818
Yes Kratos solos fiction

>>719989818
>>719990731
The only thing Nu-Kratos solos is a bottle of soilent

NINE
MILLION
RINGS
LOWBALLED

>>719990883
Nah he no diffs Asura

>>719990883
he needs asura to open the bottle

>>719990883
>WHAT NOW KRATOS YOUR WEAK ONIONBOY ARMS WONT BE ABLE TO OPEN A BOTTLE OF ONIONS
>ARES WATCH *kratos wraps the chains of his chaos blades around the onions cap*
>N-NO KRATOS YOU CANT DO THIS
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *kratos starts pulling the chains back to unscrew the onions bottle*

>>719946579 (OP)
>AHHH ATREUS NOW YOU MUST FUCK MY WIFE
>THIS WAY I WILL BE A BETTER MAN

Gentlemen... This thread is over.

>>719993725
Thank you betterman.

>>719976785
feminized men

Kratos would use helios's head for a ball game

>equips the optimal loadout going off calculated winrates across high elo
WE MUST BECOME META MEN

>>719955862
bowling

ATREUS
TAKE THIS SACK OF SEALED MESSAGES AND DELIVER THEM ACROSS ASGARD TO ALL THOSE WHO MUST READ THEM
WE MUST BECOME LETTER MEN

>>719949979
When are we getting Unplugged Alpha 3rd edition

>>719955862
Hockey

>>719993725
KINGTOS

>>719990883
>solos Asura in the death battle
>loses the popular vote from being labeled as a onions sipping cuckold
Lol
Lmao

>>719955862
They can make kids (mostly with white women) but they can't raise them like a white man.

WE MUST BECOME PEPSI MEN

>witnesses Atreus performing wicked stunts on a skateboard
FREYA
THE BOY IS SICK

>>719996686
ARES IM MAD SHREDDING BUT ZEUS KEEPS CALLING ME BOGUS

>>719955862
Anything not involving running away.

>>719955862
name one sport negros are even good at.
watermelon eating?

I'VE LOST ON RED FOUR TIMES NOW
WE MUST NOT BECOME BETTING MEN

>>719972090
jej underrated

>>719946579 (OP)
Are you guys refugees from some dbz thread or something? Can't you go spamming threads somewhere else?

>>719997027
You must become a better man.

>>719946579 (OP)
Baldur did not have the better jam....

>>719955947
Vacuously.

>>719957787
Don't forget the worst part
>NG+ allows you to skip cutscenes!
>oh god finally
>by the way half the cutscenes don't count as cutscenes
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>719997027
bad man, you need to become better. there are a few stages to achieving this.
first there's the mediocre man, then the above average man, then the good man and then the better man. legends speak of one who can transcend being a better man and reach the stage of best man. but it's a long and arduous process. you need to have a best friend and he needs to be getting married. realistically speaking your best bet is being a better man. be better.

>>719946579 (OP)
Now this is shitposting

>>719997027
>dbz
dragon betterman z? yea we're from there

>>719998001
kek

>>719997027
>dragon ball KEK out of NO WHERE