>>719950641
Keep pressing the 10 more minutes button until you get to the OH SHIT I'M GONNA BE LATE part and then just fullsprint out of the bedroom navigating with your hands because getting up fast and exiting the bedroom flashbangs you, full blast in the cold shower, run to car while shotgunning an energy drink and speed on the highway while driving to work. Where I live doesn't have a rush hour though so I don't have to account for any deviations at all.
>>719951787 >Dream of owning a comfy house when i was a kid. >Will always remain a dream because of this fucked economy and housing market
We truly are cursed to walk the Earth, and suffer
>>719951571
I legit can't drag myself out of bed that quickly. Some days it takes me like an hour and that's usually because I don't wanna piss in my bed.
>>719952390
I wouldn't use the word "can't", I "can't" muster the motivation to jump out like that until I have so critically little time that I have to. But I like to do this exercise of "can I move my foot" and if the foot moves and isn't physically paralyzed, I can take a step. If I can take a step I can walk. If I can walk I can just keep walking indefinitely. And similarly if you don't want to get up you could just instead get in the mindspace of testing whether or not it's actually physically possible to just roll off the bed onto the floor. Then you try it. And then you're on the floor and falling kind of woke you up so you might as well get up now.
>>719950642
Shower in the evening. Nobody needs two showers a day.
Keep a buzz cut or very short hair.
Always keep a 2mm stubble. A minute with the electric razor is all you ever need.
Don't eat breakfast.
>>719952339 >always made my sims live in this house because i don't need much and like small cozy house >always thought i could afford a size like that as a kid in the future, not the house itself but just in general >new houses i see sprouting around are those weird modern grey painted house with two floor and no tilted rooftops that cost half a million >small "house" are made out of stupid ship cargo container that will fuck you up in bad weather
fuck
>>719950249
it takes about 20 minutes for me to drag myself out of bed, put pants on, shovel cereal into my face, and make a few sandwiches for lunch before getting in my car
>>719953070 >small "house" are made out of stupid ship cargo container that will fuck you up in bad weather
My neighbors house is made of plywood, plastic, and fucking styrofoam!
They just don't build things to last anymore do they?
>>719953226
Sorry but the shareholders need their dividend returns and the CEO needs a bonus that is more than last years. We can't go blowing that money on redundant stuff like higher quality materials.
>>719953421 >third worlder doesn't understand central AC and not having a bedroom be 90+ degrees every night
either move to a civilized country or lose weight. I don't know what else to tell you.
>>719953503
Even at normal temperatures a healthy person sweats out like 7oz per night. Worse if you have higher humidity.
You sweat the same amount even if you're a lardass but yeah lardasses sweat stinks inherently. But that doesn't mean healthy sweat accumulating on a sheet won't go rancid over time.
>>719953447
Only like 5 countries in Europe have an actual land border with Russia. And all the troops already got wasted on one of them so now nothing is definitely going to happen to any of the other ones in decades.
>>719953070
My grandpa lives in an entire neighborhood of houses like that in the pic, except there's a second bedroom about half the size of that patio. I remember him saying they put them up after WW2 or something when people needed cheap housing. It's honestly pretty comfy though I couldn't imagine raising 4 fucking kids in one.
>>719953758
I remember using those cheats to make a sim naked by deleting her shower. Then I tried to make her fuck a ghost that was walking around. I was a horny little kid back then.
>>719953343
Sorry to break it to you senpai, But Every girl in EE either gets a lifelong boyfriend during highschool or leaves the country and gets BF there before they turn 20
>>719954575
literally me
I also realized I can put my old mouse on top of a mirror and it will keep moving perpetually, impossible to detect via tracking software.
Yesterday I had a comforting 2h walk by the docks while working.
>>719952390
That's a you problem and it's all entirely in your head. If there was some pussy waiting for you in the other room you'd leap out of bed. If you're dreading the beginning of your day that much, maybe give yourself a morning routine you look forward to. Wake up an hour earlier so you can listen to music, play some vidya and drink coffee. I used to love doing that before school
>>719952756
Ya unless i take a shower before bed which inususally dont i givemyself an minimum of an hour before i leave to shower and just generally get ready for the day. I hate just getting up amd going more than anything it conpletely fucks my rythem for the day and genuinely puts me in a shit mood
>got my own place, basically across the street from my house >prep at night before closing up >go to bed at 3AM or whatever >wake up like 10AM >open at 11AM
could be worse
I sell fried chicken to niggers btw
>>719955294
niggers dont rob fried chicken place
I do have beggers and hobo begging for them
but never an actual armed robbery yet
I usually gave left over out to the shelter everyday anyway
