Thread 719951114

Do you actually play your Switch in public? I like the portability to lounge around my house but I can't image ever taking this thing out in a public space.

yeah i played mine while getting a vasectomy it was pretty chill

>>719951114 (OP)
I used to
I don’t do that anymore more because I became lazier though
>>719951198
why do middle aged guys get vasectomies? just wear a condom or pull out

>>719951114 (OP)
I always play my handhelds when out in public. But I wear headphones with them so that the noise doesn't disturb the public cuz I'm not a nigger.

>>719951791
ill explain it all to you:
>wear a condom
no, condom sex feels horrible
>pull out
it feels better to nut inside tho
>why
because women hate the side effects of birth control

>>719952007
i have only had sex with condoms, and i feel absolutely nothing each time.

>>719952876
are you circumsized?

On the train or plane a few times yeah

>>719953523
no

>>719951114 (OP)
How on earth can it take over 20 minutes? Are yuropoor stores that slow?

>>719951114 (OP)
>my le portable console
>is the size of 3 smartphones
at least its not a steam eck

>>719953805
he was just making up a fake reason for playing switch in public

>>719951114 (OP)
If the cashier told me I have to wait 20 minutes I would just straight up leave leaving all the food in the middle of the aisle

>>719954124
>yuros are tendies whose whole personality is their shitch
Not surprising kek

>>719954269
In Europe you would prob get arrested so can't do it there. At least in good ol' USA you aren't slave to corporations and police and can just walk away if the service is ass.

>>719954319
How many Target stores do you know of in Europe?

>>719951791
I got mine because of paranoia

>>719951114 (OP)
no i just use my phone
maybe back then when portable gaming devices can actually fit in your pocket and you have to have a carrying case on you just to bring your console around

>>719951114 (OP)
i dont really enjoy most newer games unless I have many hours to sit around without being disturbed to immerse myself

any games i could play out in public I'd prefer to be very simplistic and distilled. Like mario or tony hawk on gameboy advance or something.

>>719951114 (OP)
If you can't do nothing for prolonged periods of time you seriously need to get a grip because you're not going to make it

>>719951114 (OP)
Do people ask the cashier how long it will take?Can't you see it yourself? You've been shopping for years, you should be able to figure it out at a glance.

>>719954432
wat
no you wouldnt get arrested in yurop for that
what would even be the charge?

>>719955368
Yeah eyeball it until you find out some dumb bitch is trying to buy 20 gift cards using 20 other gift cards in a free cash scheme and the computer can't scan through properly so now it's everybodys in the store's problem. Ask me how I know

>>719951791
They are better men.

>>719951791
>why do middle aged guys get vasectomies?
I got it in my 20s thoughever

>>719955779
Did you even check your fertility beforehand you sexual tyrannosaurus

>>719955821
I checked it after, infertile people are extremely rare

>>719953805
>>719954319
>>719954432
why are americans so obsessed with europe?

>>719954550
More than enough? Are you retarded?

>>719955483
Same as carrying a butterknife kek

>>719951114 (OP)
I've never been grocery shopping. I'm 27

>>719951114 (OP)
I used to at work, but haven't lately due to people becoming more retarded and our team getting unnecessary work.

>>719957310
>American idiot is conflating Europe and UK again

>>719951114 (OP)
I've taken mine to doctor's appointments so I'm not bored out of my mind in waiting rooms

>>719957310
There's not a single Target store in Europe. Take your meds.

>>719951114 (OP)
When I am outside I am usually outside for a reason. So there's no time to game.

The only time I play my games in public is at the airport while waiting for my flight. Or on the car drive their (obviously not driving to the air port myself). But in the car is hardly public.

>>719957615
you cant even have defensive pepper spray in germany kek, all of europe is a nanny state shithole that disarms all whites

>>719951114 (OP)
No, i never play it in public

>>719960273
>find nigger in the street
>get shot
>clap
>die
freedum.....

>>719960459
>gets ran over by the truck of peace

>>719960459
Just don't go to cities run by democrats. It's really not hard to avoid them. Those are the only places with high crime rates.

>>719960273
He says while HE'S NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO DRINK IN PUBLIC

>>719951114 (OP)
When I was a kid, yeah. I can't imagine doing that now, especially since handhelds are massive ever since the Deck released.

>>719951114 (OP)
No im not deranged

>>719951114 (OP)
I’ve used it on planes a few times. One time I had to sit around a mall for a while before the store I wanted to go to opened and I lounged around playing it. I feel a bit dorky doing it but it isn’t the end of the world if I’m gonna be somewhere a while.

>>719960664
No way is that true
Like that would be one of the most retarded things ever to not be allowed to drink with your friends at park.

>>719960664
>don't even have free speech
>b-b-but at least I can get drunk at the grocery store!
Europeans are so fucking retarded.