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Anonymous No.719953216 >>719953471 >>719953492 >>719953506 >>719953578 >>719960417 >>719963905 >>719965334
>female character is a masochist who wants to be dominated
>can't have sex with her
thank you very much Larian
Anonymous No.719953405 >>719959049 >>719961814
>female
We don't know that, she's a changeling
Anonymous No.719953471
>>719953216 (OP)
That's why she's crazy.
Anonymous No.719953492
>>719953216 (OP)
You WILL get your asshole stretched open by the bear.
Anonymous No.719953506 >>719953583
>>719953216 (OP)
Imagine how good this game could've been if they didnt waste so much time and money on cringe romances
Anonymous No.719953578
>>719953216 (OP)
Imagine how good this game could've been if they didnt waste so much time and money on "gameplay"
Anonymous No.719953583
>>719953506
but that's the best part
Anonymous No.719956639
>you are somehow surprised
Anonymous No.719956781 >>719956964 >>719958024 >>719959509 >>719961358 >>719962606
Is this game fun if I don't care aboutt he story and just want to have some RPG gameplay?
If so what's the best way to play it?
Anonymous No.719956964 >>719959049
>>719956781
no, act 3 kills the gameplay
Anonymous No.719958024
>>719956781
play icewind dale if thats what youre after
Anonymous No.719959049
>>719953405
>we dont know
>she
gotcha bitch

>>719956964
>act 3
waiting for 20+ enemies to make their turn in
Bank, Sewers, haunted House, shadowfucks HQ...
Sometimes they get stuck...
Anonymous No.719959305 >>719959553 >>719959783
I never played a Larian game, but i'm getting the feeling they are huge cali faggots, how close am i to being right?
Anonymous No.719959509 >>719959672
>>719956781
Act 1 is honestly amazing, definitely the best RPG in many years. Act 2 is ok, the game goes full woke here and you go from 'open and free' act 1 to 'railroad'. Act 3 is awful.
Anonymous No.719959553 >>719960316
>>719959305
pretty fucking wrong
Anonymous No.719959672 >>719961512
>>719959509
>the game goes full woke
Brainrot
Anonymous No.719959783 >>719960316 >>719963601
>>719959305
You're right. Act 2 is completely about a lesbian romance. There are brownoids everywhere. Girlbosses everywhere. I played as a male, and almost every male character in the game aggressively tries to buttfuck you if you talk to them. Despite all the smut and coomer shit in the game, none of it is for straight guys. It's all lgbt or safe-horny shit for femoids.
Anonymous No.719960316
>>719959783
post examples?
>>719959553
then what's with the bear and twink sex?
Anonymous No.719960417
>>719953216 (OP)
She reminds me of the lady from Evil Dead Rise
Anonymous No.719961105
She's the kind of a gal who would peg you with the strapon from Seven.
Anonymous No.719961358
>>719956781
The game's fairly easy on Normal, but it's fairly fun mechanically even though I dislike diceshit a lot. If you told my 13 year old Arcanum-playing ass that you could cast an icefall, then have the enemies slip on icy terrain, then have it turn into water and then have enemies be electrocuted when you fire a lightning arrow into the puddle, I probably would've believed in flying cars on the spot as well. Talking to any fucking NPC out there makes me wanna try an evil playthrough just make them eat shit, which is an impressive feat for an RPG that probably intended the opposite.
Anonymous No.719961512
>>719959672
Half woke with an ollie
Anonymous No.719961814 >>719962151
>>719953405
Even better. I can ask her to be anything I want to fuck?
Anonymous No.719962151 >>719962496
>>719961814
Sorry, chud. She's not available for romancing. Might I interest you in a goth half-elf that canonically NTRs you with a bear? A frog that is ready to settle-down with you after 10,000 partners? Or perhaps one of the handsome gentlemen in the game?
Anonymous No.719962496
>>719962151
>with a bear
Zoophilia, in my AAAA game in 2025?
Anonymous No.719962606 >>719963560
>>719956781
Just play the first act in Original Sin 1. All their later games try to imitate that feeling, with various degrees of success. If you think OS1 turns shitty after the first act, BG3 sure has a surprise for you!
Anonymous No.719963560
>>719962606
I couldn't stomach DOS1 in the first act, the writing was absolute cringe. Le quirky chungus humor in every fucking interaction.
Anonymous No.719963601
>>719959783
I don't know if it makes it better or worse, but it wasn't done simply for political reasons either - the devs ARE actually danger hair filth. An incubus instead of a succubus in House of Hope. Threesome with a man and a woman instead of an obvious to any normal being threesome with two hot women. The game was made by some queer, queer fellas.
Anonymous No.719963905
>>719953216 (OP)
>can't dominate her and turn her into a sexslave as durge
missed opportunity
Anonymous No.719964034
can't wipe minthara's mind and make her your mindless slave 0/10
Anonymous No.719965334
>>719953216 (OP)
She probably smells like a pile of meat that's been left outside for two weeks during a hot and humid summer.