Thread 719966773

Not funny, reminder this gave mememan musk and his muskrats the idea of techbros.

Now look at where we are, trump is president and things are soulless

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:33:41 PM No.719970913

>>719966773 (OP)
I know the commander because he's my pal

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:47:17 PM No.719971829

I have to drop something, heh heh.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:48:45 PM No.719971927 >>719986421

>>719970484
>Cope and Seethe
... how did you know?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:49:00 PM No.719971950

>>719970869
agreed sister. We need every single person to be replaced with a nigger, then we'd have SOVL

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:57:34 PM No.719972549 >>719972756 >>719976586

>JC is 23 years old

What the actual fuck, I thought he was in his 30s (you know for the Jesus analogy)

Deus Ex never fails to make me feel like I actually was playing a JRPG.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:00:20 PM No.719972756 >>719972836 >>719973868

>>719972549
He's actually like a year old or something.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:01:39 PM No.719972836

>>719972756
Thank goodness. Now that makes more sense.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:02:38 PM No.719972909 >>719973197

>>719966773 (OP)
Why did the game get more linear once you got to Paris? i'm not on the loop with the development history

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:06:50 PM No.719973197

>>719972909
It's always super linear tho

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:14:38 PM No.719973709

God is the dream of good government

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:14:57 PM No.719973724 >>719978230

>>719970869
if someone told me Joe Biden or King Nigger was still president, I wouldn't even bat an eye, it's total placebo and nothing is a greater indicator that someone is a road raging wagie normie than administration whining, it's so common there should be a word for it

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:15:45 PM No.719973784

let’s try some word association. First word: auto-sage

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:16:54 PM No.719973868 >>719974000

>>719972756
no he isn't JC and Paul had normal parents and life

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:18:43 PM No.719974000

>>719973868
They had a life, but if I recall their parents weren't normal

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:18:51 PM No.719974009

I know the commander. He's my pal.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:19:08 PM No.719974025

>>538164364
NATLANS LEGACY

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:19:59 PM No.719974093 >>719976186 >>719976618 >>719976649 >>719976790 >>719977273 >>719977730 >>719977986 >>719978396 >>719986074

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>>719966773 (OP)

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:48:34 PM No.719976186

>>719974093
yum

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:54:13 PM No.719976586 >>719976918

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>>719972549
I think the only place he looks his age is on the box art

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:54:32 PM No.719976618 >>719976758 >>719977313

>>719974093
Has the winner ever come out and described their action packed trip to Detroit?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:54:56 PM No.719976649

>>719974093
>action packed trip to Detroit

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:56:21 PM No.719976758

>>719976618
the trip hasn't ended yet

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:56:41 PM No.719976790 >>719977354

>>719974093
>ps3, xbox 360, & PC
I wish it never came to Wii U.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:58:25 PM No.719976918

>>719976586
JC has never been depicted in a consistent manner. He looks different on the box art when compared to other official art and even the video games.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:59:38 PM No.719977026 >>719977473

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Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:00:10 PM No.719977069

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>>719966773 (OP)
Bitch, I ain't going back to jail!

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:01:20 PM No.719977162

ambrosia

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:02:57 PM No.719977273

>>719974093
man, times were really different back then

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:03:20 PM No.719977313 >>719979305

>>719976618
they got shot and the media buried it.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:03:47 PM No.719977354 >>719977645

>>719976790
Wii U was a refuge for games that didn't belong there. Seeing it stumble through that port was rough-horrible load times, sluggish framerate, and that awkward GamePad support that no one asked for. It felt like a tech demo for a console no one believed in. Should’ve stayed on proper hardware.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:05:09 PM No.719977473 >>719979646

>>719977026
Okay. Where?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:07:17 PM No.719977645

>>719977354
Agreed, and that shitty console is now to thank for the shitty port we have.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:08:21 PM No.719977730

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>>719974093
could've had more free meals
and i hope the combat training wasn't with that DUST retard lol

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:11:55 PM No.719977986

>>719974093
>we’re right snoggered now mum

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:15:14 PM No.719978230

>>719973724
For the most part that's true but there are some out there changes introduced occasionally, like the tariffs right now.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:16:41 PM No.719978319

>>719966773 (OP)
AMERICAN CULTURE IS CENTERED AROUND

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:17:40 PM No.719978396 >>719978689 >>719978917 >>719979012

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>>719974093

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:21:30 PM No.719978689

>>719978396
those Banquet meals you see on the left are fucking terrible, sloppiest of the slop.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:25:00 PM No.719978917

>>719978396
>plastic leeching into your food
they really just want you to perish. shut down your endocrine system, be denied healthcare, have your job taken over by robots. This is all the technocracy wants.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:26:29 PM No.719979012 >>719979146 >>719979272

>>719978396
>win a visit from Davis
W-what does he do

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:28:11 PM No.719979146

>>719979012
he comes to you

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:29:42 PM No.719979246

>>719966773 (OP)
Imaš li ijednu činjenicu da to podupreš?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:30:10 PM No.719979268 >>719980550 >>719982627

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