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Anonymous No.719970881 >>719970970 >>719971435 >>719971507 >>719971742 >>719973139 >>719973628 >>719973972 >>719974169 >>719974315 >>719974572 >>719975204 >>719975449
E33
Why zoomers are so obsessed with "PRESS BUTTON AT THE EXACT TIME"?
I mean, its a little bit overdone here, this game whole combat is just press button at the right time
Anonymous No.719970970 >>719971707 >>719974834 >>719975515 >>719975572
>>719970881 (OP)
Alright faggot name 1 game with better combat than this?
You can't
Anonymous No.719971238 >>719971401 >>719971556
>uhhhh why do i have to press the jump button at the right time to beat this mario bros lvl?
Anonymous No.719971401
>>719971238
What a disengenous retarded you are.
Anonymous No.719971435 >>719975026
>>719970881 (OP)
Can somebody explain to me why Millenials were so obsessed with clicking through menus?
Anonymous No.719971507 >>719971696
>>719970881 (OP)
If you master parry and dodge you dont need to worry about shit in this game.
But the same goes for any fromsoftware game, if you master the damage mitigation system you can clear the game at level one.

My only problem with E33 combat is it delayed atack shitshow;
Anonymous No.719971556 >>719971621 >>719975362
>>719971238
You don't, that never happens in Mario. You can always walk around for a few seconds less or more, there are no QTE events in Mario, you are free to choose your timing. The fact that QTE was rebranded as an epically hardcore mechanic called PARRY is hilarious really
Anonymous No.719971621
>>719971556
god damn it really is a QTE game
Anonymous No.719971696
>>719971507
>But the same goes for any fromsoftware game
But in souls case, it goes the other way around too. If you grind and tank and build your character, you can ignore dodges and parries entirely, or you can just build your character around blocking and ignore those two mechanics. That's why in souls dodge is not actually a critical mechanic, it can easily be avoided. And frankly I haven't used a parry once in any of the DS games, and I cleared them all, that mechanic is almost an easter egg
Anonymous No.719971707 >>719971776
>>719970970
Dragon's Dogma
Anonymous No.719971742 >>719973012 >>719973702
>>719970881 (OP)
the sountrack is shit, pick any final fantasy and it mogs it HARD. same for persona or most jrpgs really
Anonymous No.719971776 >>719971863 >>719974507
>>719971707
Not the same genre you mentally retarded faggot

Also Dragons Dogma is boring gas fuck
Anonymous No.719971863
>>719971776
FF1
Anonymous No.719973012
>>719971742
It isnt shit, but its not as good as FF
Anonymous No.719973139
>>719970881 (OP)
Why do people of low intelligence like to delude themselves into believing that people who like things they don't or the other way around have to be zoomers/trannies/fags/Jews/Indians/whatever buzzword is currently popular?
Anonymous No.719973210
>zoomers
It was inspired by this
Anonymous No.719973628 >>719974379 >>719975683
>>719970881 (OP)
>play a platformer
>have to press button at the exact time to land a jump
>play fps
>have to press button at the exact time to land a shot
>play fighting game
>have to press botton at the exact time to land a hit
>play RTS
>have to press a retarded amount of buttons all the time
All those quick time events. Terrible.
Anonymous No.719973702
>>719971742
Any other hot takes?
Anonymous No.719973972
>>719970881 (OP)
>Why zoomers are
Delete India, Sub Saharan Africa, Central and South America, the Middle East, Russia, and China. No I don't care what you niggers have to say. Your country sucks and should've been smited as soon as we invented nuclear bombs.
Anonymous No.719974169
>>719970881 (OP)
If you think about this QTEs/parrys is the most basic and primitive form of gameplay possible, there is nothing below it, just press a button on time, even pong had more "gameplay"
Anonymous No.719974315
>>719970881 (OP)
It's about the dopamine hit they get. They're mostly monkeys, so that's all they care about. They can't strategize or deal with enemies that employ any real turn based mechanics to fuck with them. All they know is to play Simon says, hit the button at the right time, and then chimp out when the sickerino animated cutscene of the parry or jump or superparry plays out.
Anonymous No.719974379
>>719973628
You have control all the time on any of those, you control not only the timing but direction/velocity/availability/strategy timing to press a button is only one of the parts you disingenuous faggot.
Anonymous No.719974507
>>719971776
>Not the same genre
You didn't specify, nice goalpost moving.
Anonymous No.719974572
>>719970881 (OP)
From what I've seen of gameplay videos, closest thing I can think of is super mario rpg with their timed attacks system. You'll still take damage but you can reduce it and also deal more in your attacks as well. The original super mario rpg was on the SNES as well.
Anonymous No.719974648
Grandpa has shit reactions
Anonymous No.719974834
>>719970970
Ask your imaginary 3yo daughter, darkie
Anonymous No.719975026
>>719971435
Going afk during Sephiroth's 10 minute attack is REAL gameplay, zoom zoom chudcel
Anonymous No.719975204
>>719970881 (OP)
>Why zoomers are so obsessed with "PRESS BUTTON AT THE EXACT TIME"?
The same reason you loved shit like God of War.
Anonymous No.719975362
>>719971556
>there are no QTE events in Mario
most mario rpgs say otherwise
Anonymous No.719975449
>>719970881 (OP)
>Why zoomers are so
GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Anonymous No.719975515
>>719970970
Literally every action video game that's not turn-based
Anonymous No.719975572
>>719970970
Jackie Chan.
Anonymous No.719975683
>>719973628
>play a turn based game
>you can sit and back and think your moves and see them play out
>except you don't lmao