Thread 719972979

Stop liking evil girls

>>719972979 (OP)
>two wars that disrupted the space-time continuum happened because this woman couldn't get laid

She should have just found NES Link, he'd be DTH. (Down To Hyaah)

>>719972979 (OP)
make me

>kills thousands
>gets away with zero consequences for her actions

>>719972979 (OP)
evil girls exist for anal

>>719972979 (OP)
"No."

>>719974071
You can't get her pregnant with anal, idiot.

>>719973905
if xana is fused to my mind, how am i supposed to impregnate her 17 times?

>>719972979 (OP)
>Stop liking evil girls
Why?

>>719977367
Drake is evil (good).
Can you handle Raven?

>>719975375
the ass drilling cannot halt for babbers

>>719978480
Well then get her pregnant first, THEN fuck her in the ass.

Are there any non evil girls?

>>719978698
warcraft 3 dryad

>>719978625
genius

>>719972979 (OP)
i still jack off the studio FOW's animation of her

Marry evil women.

>>719977552
What does evil's pit taste like?

>>719979009
Probably just sweat. I doubt Evil somehow changes the flavor.

>>719972979 (OP)
CIA's 100% more interesting than HW's zelda, only reason she didn't get any link dick is because HW was pulling some stupid "link and zelda are destined to be together!!!" shtick

>>719974071
Not really.

>>719979321
>HW was pulling some stupid "link and zelda are destined to be together!!!" shtick
Which is even funnier because Hyrule Historia was new at the time, and confirmed OoT Link went with Malon. Most likely because it was implied Link and Zelda were siblings in that game.

>>719972979 (OP)
Stop making them hot then

>>719979321
>be Cia
>only 1 weapon
>has some of the best combos against hordes and giant bosses
Meanwhile all Lana's weapons sucks ass

My dick refuses to listen

>>719979591
Detonating magical hardlight structures was fun though.

>>719979591
backwards anal is just a little lame in general, honestly

>>719972979 (OP)
no