Thread 719974810

how would you save Pokemon?

Put Game Freak out to pasture and give the IP to people who actually know how to make a 3d game.

Go back in time and pull the plug after Gen 5

>>719974810 (OP)
to be fair it's a baby game, they obviously need to retardproof the geometry for the stupid open world platforming with the magic pokephone

>>719974810 (OP)
So long as merch sales are high and normies continue to purchase anything with a Pikachu on it, you cannot save the games.

>>719975337
If I could figure out how to play Pokemon Blue as a four year old with its utter lack of actual tutorials than I think the kids can get around some geometry that they're probably already used to because of roblox and fortnite or whatever they play

>>719974810 (OP)
Those old balconies were due to hardware limitations. The new games are obviously much less primitive so they can't afford to waste resources on something like that.

>>719974810 (OP)
force them to develop their games for the triple of the amount of time they do today

>>719974810 (OP)
I'd put sex in it, and marriage
and inbreeding

>>719975661
It's the opposite, baby gamers nowadays all had their attention span leak out their nose fron tiktok on their ipads so the slightest inconvenience will make them drop the game and go back to doomscrolling because they NEED a constant drip-feed of dopamine at all times.

they develop games with the least amount of resources and money so they can drown in billions because retards buy it anyways, its a flawless business strategy

>>719974810 (OP)
Go back in time after gen 2 released, put a bullet in the head of anyone that has the power to release any more pokemonslop.

>>719975661
You underestimate just how fucking stupid kids these days are, it's like they're legitimately mentally retarded. My nephew didn't even know you're supposed to wipe your ass until age 8, when even newborn puppies drag their asses on the floor right after shitting for the first time.

>>719976235
Sounds to me more like a collapse in parenting ability, no one ever potty-trained him?

>>719976235
That sounds more like the parents being completely retarded

>>719976235
Kids are retards that don't understand germs, you're supposed to teach them

>>719976235
Millennial parenting at work

why do N64 assets look so good in Legends ZA?

>>719974810 (OP)
Time and time again it's been proven that no one cares about graphics.

>>719976076
gen 2 is dogshit the only thing you should be going back in time for is fixing that trash ass generation

>>719974810 (OP)
Return to the Gen IV/V style

>>719974810 (OP)
A lot of shities actually have useless balconies like this irl.

>>719976235
1/12 boys are autistic now. Hopefully RFK will fix this. Fuck vaxxists they're so fucking retarded and/or evil it's unreal

>>719975337
Bad excuse when Nintendo is a company that specialises in high quality all-ages games.

>>719976703
It's still funny how they starved three houses and invested all money in engage thinking it will be bigger hit. Kek.

>>719977526
Crazy how you can't say anything negative about vaccines nowadays because you'll be written off as a moon landing denying flat earther despite required vaccines having tripled in the last decade in america only

>>719977802
Considering how hard they shilled 3HRT and refused to give Engage any spotlight, I think you're completely wrong about devs thinking that Engage would be a hit

>>719976703
From what i revall, 3H development was a bit of a trainwreck.
Besides, 3H had least had good looking UI.

>>719977802
That's not what happened at all, go back to your containment thread schizo.

>>719974810 (OP)
gf are absolutely retarded

>>719974810 (OP)
Bring back mystery dungeon though...

>>719974810 (OP)
Give GF an ultimatum. Either ban them from 3d games or turn mainline over to Genius Sonority

>>719978773
The world's first AI generated Pokemon game.

>>719978893
AI would do better than this

>>719976691
I think this only highlights how much better the art direction of OoT was compared to modern Pokemon.

>>719974810 (OP)
>how would you save Pokemon?
Going back to the gen 4 art direction

>>719977703
but it really is a baby game. It's a turn based rpg with only ONE character at a time. It's like one of those tiny spoons coated in rubber holding apple sauce that's fed by another's hand.

because the video game industry is in a competence crisis mixed with millenials just not being very interesting people on the whole.