Thread 719976417

what happens if you become a girl twice?

million bucks ain't what it used to be.

>>719976417 (OP)
Sounds like I get a million dollars either way.

>>719976417 (OP)
I don't lose either way.

one percenters owe me sex

>>719976417 (OP)
I mean assuming the 1% scenario is complete magic and you become an actual biological woman and not just some scuffed goldstein chop shop job then yeah

>>719976417 (OP)
a million dollars wouldn't improve my life in any way because it can't be fixed with money
being turned into a girl seems like a huge hassle
not worth pressing it

>>719976417 (OP)
Can I push more than once?

>>719976417 (OP)
what are the implications of becoming a girl when you have 20+ years of male socialization

>>719976417 (OP)
Need more information on the right one.

>>719976417 (OP)
Easy left and I'm an agp retard.

>>719976801
yeah but you could label yourself as "le epic girlfailure" and retards would still flock to you

I really feel like I'd miss my cock an absurd amount.

>>719976801
Being one of those exceptionally annoying women who somehow get to adulthood maintaining the perception they can be "one of the guys" and ruining every social interaction for themselves by being too feminine or too masculine when the situation doesn't call for it.

>>719976417 (OP)
>almost impossible to lose
"Literally" is the word you're looking for. There is no downside.

>>719976417 (OP)
>get filthy rich
or
>be able to play with your own boobs all day
OH WHAT A DILEMMA

>>719976417 (OP)
If I become a girl, will it change my way of thinking too? Do I suddenly love dicks and think about everything emotionally rather than logically?

>>719976417 (OP)
>can't do shit with just a millino dollars in this economy
>becoming a girl only sounds like fun in the short term. seems literally hellish to live as one 24/7

>>719976417 (OP)
I take it, but if lose and become a girl, I just slize my own throat instantly.
Normally I do not like gambling like that but 99% to get a million VS 1% to die seems worth it.

>>719976417 (OP)
Wait you push a button and both can happen?

>>719976417 (OP)
>press it a dozen times
>if still man, enjoy life, pay for family's expenses
>if woman, keep pressing, write a will leaving it all to my family, then kill self
Win win

>>719976968
>barely enough to buy one modest suburban house
>filthy rich

>>719976417 (OP)
Your mom

>>719976801
this is why trooning out makes no sense to me. all trannies still behave like men. I'm pretty sure these faggots just want to become the sort of girl they wish they could date, but can't, because that sort of girl doesn't exist outside of anime. I also think it's funny how gay /v/ is because they always say that if they could become a real woman, they would immediately become a massive whore and get fucked by dudes all day. like why would you fantasize about that lol

>>719977009
>Do I suddenly love dicks
You already love dicks, you fucking homo.

>>719976801
you would suffer from an extremely rare case of actual gender dysphoria
like the one David Reimer experienced after John Money lied to his parents and mutilated him

>>719976417 (OP)
no i would not

>>719976417 (OP)
and what makes you niggers think you would become a cute anime girl

Femanon here. I'm already a girl.
As a femanon, these threads really make me laugh.
Anyone, Femanon out. Later!

>>719977057
wait I take it back
good idea

>>719977169
>Anyone

>>719976528
you'd have to be completely retarded to get a million and not be set for life

>>719976902
It's funny watching this play out because even if you could be "just one of the guys", the guys would all still treat you like a girl, and the way you interact with them would eventually cause a lot of problems in the group because of it.

>Free money
>Free money from simps

This game is too easy, OP

if i become a girl i'll just be a fat incel girl though

and no one wants one of those

>>719977210
Femanon here. Good catch!

>>719977276
Np

>>719976417 (OP)
statically talking you are better off pressing the button
you need to be extremely unlucky to hit a 1% hit chance
like, if it was a 1d20 I would back down, but a 1d100 I'm totally taking the chance

>>719976801
Free money from simps you don't even have to fuck.

>>719977232
Yeah that's why those women are unbelievably annoying. They're even worse than normal women.

>>719976801
If you're hot/cute, none

>>719976417 (OP)
I'd definitely miss on both so I won't

>>719977275
They can still leech off some loser. Men are programmed to simp.

>>719977009
>Do I suddenly love dicks
notice how people who troon out always still go after women and call themselves lesbians? it's because they're still just a man wearing a dress. if you turned into an actual woman, you'd have a woman brain, and even if you thought you'd still be into other women, your girl hormones would eventually take over and make you want to take dick.

>>719977086
Trannies do not behave like men

>>719976417 (OP)
Would I retain my own mind if I became a girl? And, would I be hot?

>>719976417 (OP)
>1% chance of becoming a girl
Yes but how do you know you are going to be a good looking one though?

>>719977329
Why is that unlucky though? Being a girl comes with a ton of advantages in society.
If you had to choose between being a guy or a girl and you wanted to make the rational decision, you would choose to be a girl every time.

>>719976417 (OP)
If I become a woman I can earn that much in a week of boobs streaming

>>719976417 (OP)
>99% chance to get 1 million dollars
>1% chance to become a girl and end up as a multi millionaire via streaming and onlyfans
What's the downside?

>>719977215
cool you buy one house, minus taxes and hook-up. now what?

>>719977412
Unlike HRT???

still going to go with money

>>719976528
Literally just buy $1M in the S&P 500 and enjoy $40-100k in earnings annually.

>>719977514
Yup, we got a retard here.

>>719977412
Lesbians have girl hormones and don't crave dicks
There are gay bodybuilder muscular men with tons of facial hair that are fags and crave dick
Hormones don't have to do with anything it just makes you want to crave, whether it's dicks or pussy is dependent on something else

>>719977484
because I like peeing standing and would rather not bleed once a month

>>719976417 (OP)
The real question is, can I just mash it and if I become a girl, I mash it again until I become a boy again and repeat this until I have 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 dollars?

How many times can I hit the button?

>>719977215
If you get a million dollars and still work and have a "normal" 9-5 life, then yeah, you'll be comfortably set for life.

If you get a million dollars and expect to fuck off forever and never work again... that's only gonna work if you're like Social Security age

>>719977156
It's funny how this is the common belief. The average woman is really not very attractive without makeup. The disconnect probably comes from the fact that most guys just don't even notice unattractive women so they forget they even exist.

Notice how it's literally always anime characters with these people, a genre where unattractive females basically do not exist at all.

>>719976528
Then press it 10 times, anon. The chance of you becoming a girl would only be 10%.

>>719977465
Just take care of your body and sell onlyfans with no face shown

>>719977540
oh boy so instead of buying one house you can put it away and maybe have enough to buy a house in ten years. so much smarter.

>>719976801
You'd probably be the coolest tomboy on the block but also be a complete outcast to other women, because the way each gender socialises is almost like completely different fields of science. As much as they love to harp on about acceptance and welcoming others, women are some of the most exclusionary people on the planet for some of the most minor of reasons. Fitting in everything to a woman, and chances are you won't make the cut.

t. Socialised with both men and women a good amount when I was younger

>>719977232
>friend's bi girlfriend literally said she's "one of the guys"
>our faces when

>>719977484
Nah. 20's definitely but that sweet sweet patriarchy starts kicking in 35+. Plus you couldn't pay me to be a teen girl in Jr high.

>>719977465
I have 4 sisters, and they are all hot. So I'm taking my chances.

>>719977412
>even if you thought you'd still be into other women, your girl hormones would eventually take over and make you want to take dick.
Classic gender bender doujin plot

>>719977540
I am financially illiterate. I have 100k of liquid capital currently sitting in a money market account, what should I do with it?

>>719977651
If you can't live on $40-100k a year you genuinely have brain problems. You can even get a job if you want.

>>719977693
Index fund or bitcoin

>>719976528
Adorable. Billion is the new million, right?
Just fucking slit your throat

>>719977637
You're not entirely wrong but very few wonen failed to reproduce throughout history so it never really mattered.

>>719977275
>if i become a girl i'll just be a fat incel girl though
Funny how troons don't realize that an ugly guy would still be an ugly girl. They always imagine themselves as some young skinny anime girl.

>>719977638
acktually that would be like ~9.56%

>>719977654
Everything women say is projection

>>719977693
Smart answer is VOO. Smarter answer is UPRO, smartest answer is SSO.
VOO is what your looking for though.

>>719977693
Become financially literate and make your own decision. Dnd don't ask retards on 4chan for advice on what to do with 100k.

>>719977783
Even better odds. To be honest, if I became a girl I'd be so fucking pissed at not having a penis. Playing with my balls is a lot of fun.

>>719977583
lesbians still get the biological urge to get knocked up when they're ovulating, they just don't fuck men out of principle. Actual lesbians don't exist, at best they're just bi but have a preference.

>>719977693
BTC and an index fund that tracks the S&P 500, like VOO. Balance according to your risk tolerance, and keep some set aside in a high yield savings account as your emergency fund.

Personally I would go:
$20k savings (ideally ~4%)
$50k index
$30k BTC

every time i see one of these images like "press a button to get a million bucks" or "take a pill to gain a superpower" i start to daydream in my head about how awesome that life would be and i get really excited about it but then i remember it's not real and become depressed

>>719977669
I don't know, the companies I know are full of 35+ women is super high positions, so I wouldn't worry about that if you actually have skills and ambitions. Most women who whine about that have neither.
Women also live significantly longer.

With my luck I'd just become a girl and fuck that, so wouldn't press

>>719977432
they behave like a man who thinks being a woman is an act instead of that just being how women are. they see being a woman like some kind of DND class, a role they're just playing.

>>719977919
>$20k savings (ideally ~4%)
>$50k index
>$30k BTC
>implying I have any k to start with

>>719977432
Yeah they do

Anyone else just wants to fuck, feel, grab, hug, kiss, etc. woman?
I feel like I'm a minority here.

>>719977881
Id let you play with my balls Anon.

>>719978025
Nigger I'm replying to the guy who said he has $100k.

>>719977614
>until I become a boy again
it doesn't say anything about becoming the opposite sex. it says become a woman.

>>719977693
when in doubt
buy GOLD

Do we really need 15+ AGP threads up constantly? Can't trannies just go back to Discord, or better yet 48% themseves?

>>719977651
>get enough passive income to live a comfortable life
>have completely free days to make more money if you so wish
>if you work and keep investing more, your passive income increases

>>719977624
It would work for me.
I bought my land, cash, and built my own house (it's a little cabin). That's paid off too. I spend about $8,500/yr on living, eating, driving, etc. I work from home. I acknowledge that next to no one is in a similar situation, but for me, one million dollars would absolutely have me set for life. In fact, I'd probably be able to live extravagantly, and I would DEFINITELY quit my job.

>>719978032
I mean it's not bad if it's free but it usually comes with a ton of extra bullshit games.

>>719978032
Hag fucking faggot

>>719978032
Why are you asking that here when you know most the board are virgins or the types of guys who couldn't charm a woman to save their life, and have been relying on money or coercion to get it their entire lives?

>>719977879
It's not like I'm going to blindly follow what's posted, but it gives me something to look at so I have a starting point. I have never learned anything beyond not being in debt and budgeting, so it's all new to me.