My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan and kill a certain someone.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:03:57 PM
No.719977370
I bet he likes animal crossing
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:08:39 PM
No.719977743
>>719977293 (OP)
why do women fall for this
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:09:33 PM
No.719977828
People really overlooked his retarded forearm warmers because he was "cool"
Even as an edgy 12 year old I found both Light and Sasuke annoying cunts and never understood why they were so popular.
>>719977293 (OP)
Boruto is canon btw, just so we're all clear
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:14:58 PM
No.719978208
>>719977973
Because they're targeted towards Japanese bugmen.
>Don't have to adhere to social norms.
>No family around to pressure them into choices they don't want.
>Are rebellious and assertive enough to go against their supervisors/elders.
>Women are inexplicably attracted to them, even though they behave like socially stunted pricks.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:15:48 PM
No.719978269
>>719978541
god, sasuke san is just too cool! when I was younger i was too much a fan of naruto because i thought believe it and believing in things and in my self was real and result in greater things!
what i didnt realize is that naruto was inherently blessed and gifted from the start in every way possible! the irony of this very fact is that despite the fact that sasuke is inherently gifted aswell, he had to sacrifice much more and work for his power somehow more than naruto!
making narutos iconic dattebayo quote of "believe it" and "never give up" abundantly ironic! naruto never had any reason to give up in the first place because he could achieve anything he desired!
dont get me wrong, i still love naruto because hes just that cool too, and I can delude myself based on superficial presentation that just plays with the mind of an uninquisitive person, that the simple fact that Naruto was always presented as an ostracized underdog from the start, is enough to feel like he earned it all and overcame unfavorable odds nonetheless, because even though he had everything inside him from the start, its about narratives, not truth! its about what you can get a retard like younger me to believe, as he grows up to learn, that simply trying hard and "never giving up" doesnt actually solve the problem of being considered a problem child in school and at home! believe it!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:18:08 PM
No.719978436
>>719977293 (OP)
>le depressed emo with family issues that all the girls want to fuck
Same thing with Shota in MHA, I wanted both of them to die horribly
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:19:29 PM
No.719978541
>>719978852
>>719978269
a goku tard wrote this btw
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:21:14 PM
No.719978669
>>719977293 (OP)
Naruto let's do it! Shotgun no jutsu!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:22:47 PM
No.719978764
>>719977293 (OP)
>People shit on Naruto despite having some of the best writing in anime, just because it was popular
By hating Naruto, you're literally perpetuating the Cycle of Hatred by being an ignorant, heartless retard. And say what you will about Sasuke, but he had better depth and character development than a lot of other similar characters out there.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:22:59 PM
No.719978784
>>719977973
As an edgelord I always found edgy characters that weren't suffering annoying. I don't care if they have a good reason for the edge but they have to be suffering and complain for me to like them.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:23:59 PM
No.719978852
>>719978541
a gokutard wouldnt think sasuke was cool in his adulthood, gokutards never grow up because goku is a perpetual manchild, even naruto grew up and changed a bit, thats half of why some people dont like shippuden as much
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:25:35 PM
No.719978956
>>719977293 (OP)
>Restore my clan
>Has one (1) daughter
What did Sasuke mean by this?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:26:57 PM
No.719979057
>>719978342
forget it anon, this board is filled with zoomers and mutts that dislike anime.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:27:34 PM
No.719979096
A shilldong thread died for this, and i glad it did
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:27:55 PM
No.719979121
>>719978936
that's not the chunin exams
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:31:33 PM
No.719979351
>/v/ is retarded & gay. kisame...