Thread 719980881

>names Bond... 007% negative canthal tilt 21 year old UK thin crackhead chav looking Bond
The normies and Hitmanfags will eat this shit up anyway, won't they?

idk why the footage they showed was on rails cover shooter shit, thats the last thing id want from this. Why get the hitman studio to do a bond game if theyre not going to have it be inspired by the hitman gameplay loop?

>>719980881 (OP)
post your photo you ugly ass freak

>>719980881 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jom-jxUEqJg

>>719981001
You retarded nigger cockmongler, they spent half of the showcase in a hitman level, then a car chase and then you got to the exploding barrels
Go fucking kill yourself and post it on twitter so I can like it

>>719981008
my job is not related to my physical appearance so your point is not relevant.

kek why are incels like this

>>719981008
I'm not set to play James Bond, the gigachad charmer spy in a fictional world where he can be molded to look like anything.

>>719981086
>they spent half of the showcase in a hitman level
its literally just a "stalk the target" mission like its fucking assassins creed. who is paying you to be this fucking stupid?

>>719981110
>molded to look like anything
we lost that technology. the only way to make game characters now is to photorealistically capture a real human. then if it's female we increase the size of the jaw. doing anything else would be pedophilic wrongthink.

>>719980881 (OP)
>negative canthal tilt 21 year old UK thin crackhead chav
In English, doc?

>>719981413
Which word did you not understand there, saar?

>>719981186
It isn't you fucking retard, they just showed how to swooce through the balcony, it was a hitman level and you don't even know how it ends or what else happens in it
Nigger

>>719980881 (OP)
People will seethe at this, but he does have that Tom Holland phenotype going on that just screams effeminate.

>>719982505
And then they put a scar on his face
On the gayboi super secret agent

>>719980881 (OP)
Be thankful they actually made him white.

Is there a single male actor under 40 that could actually play a convincing James Bond? They're all nepobabies raised on microplastics now.

>>719980881 (OP)
well he is played by an irishman

>>719980881 (OP)
what a pathetic attempt at a troll thread

>>719981001
Because Hitman doesn't resemble Bond stories beyond the suits.
Bond is a one man army.
>gameplay loop
Kill yourself.

>>719982881
The scar is novel accurate

>>719980881 (OP)
most brits wished they looked this good

>>719980881 (OP)
So is making the man ugly on purpose the men's right activists projecting their "I'm ugly so james bond has to be ugly" agenda?

I want a bond game that's retro themed and takes place in the 60s. you can still have cool gadgets that are modernish but make it retro. cars and boats from the 60s are still fast. they should do this with the movies too. it's fiction, you don't have to make it modernslop.

>>719985506
tbf the original bond, in the novels, did also have a scar on his face
it's actually more lore-accurate than most of the movies

>>719985513
This was Deathloop but American black

>>719985513
Bond has lived this long because they keep adapting him to modern times.
All that matters is correctly portraying him as the cold, psychopathic killer he is, which honestly was only done well in The Living Daylights, License to Kill and Quantum of Solace

>>719981001
Why the fuck would you want Bond to play like Hitman

>>719981009
>grey blacks
>blurry
Why most modern games look like this? Also 30fps... eeeewwwwww

>>719981008
I'm not the OP tho, i just want you guys to rwte me
Inb4 screenshot filename, 4chan doesn't let me post direct photos from my phone i have to take a screenshot of it

>>719986482
perfect phenotype for a villager from asterix and obelix live action remake

>>719981009
Bond games just don't feel right without Pierce Brosnan

>>719985940
Bond is an assassin no different to a hitman and considering this is when he was young it make sense this is when he probably killed the most people too.

>>719985513
>I want a James Bond game that's good
Sorry, can't do, black woman need us!

>>719986685
Thanks i love those movies once a year i rewatch mission cleopatra

>>719980881 (OP)
>Can do anything you want with your Bond model
>Choose to face scan some poofter
dire

>>719986482
This the fourth time in a row today that some redditor come here and post himself on an anonymous imsgeboard for attention. We are truly reddit's reeplacement isn't?

>>719986690
he is the last real Bond and dare I say... the best? daniel craig is not a Bond and the movies are not Bond-movies. they're just action movies wearing an oversized t-shirt saying "I'm with Bond"

>>719981009
It's so bad I can't even. The social """""stealth""""" looks absolutely pants on head retarded with Metal Gear (1987) level of blind retarded enemies. The uncharted segments look so fucking over-scripted they might as well be a cutscene. The plane at the end is beyond retarded, that's not even 007 level of retarded, not even Austin Powers level of retarded, not even Moonraker level of retarded, it's just from another universe where Idiocracy considered hard psychological sci-fi. I wasn't expecting some masterpiece from DLCman developers, but holy shit.

>>719981009
what the fuck is that accent

>>719987019
This place has been on its last legs for a while. The sharty takedown was the last straw.

I appreciated how, when the girl showed she had the keys, Bond finished hotwiring the car instead of acquiescing and grabbing them.

>>719987019
I am permabanned from reddit but i used chans before gookg there

>>719987246
Golden eye was GOAT, but his other films were pants. I'd say Dalton was the best overall bond but Moore has a special place in my heart for the 70's campiness, particularly Live and Let Die being kino while also being hilarious

>>719987246
well I hae to add that Timothy Daltom was excellent and serious, and The Living Daylights os one of my favorites, but he was a bit too elegant or sophisticated in my opinion. The hand-to-hand fight scenes fell flat, but that wasn't all on Dalton of course.

Can you actually go in guns blazing or is it so scripted that you fail if you get caught during the designated stealth sections?
They advertised it as having multiple routes but all the routes they showed were basically the same shit just with a different entry point.
A more linear Hitman WoA with tacked on action sequences is a downgrade in every way.
And shit I'd say half the missions in Hitman 3 were ruined by being overly scripted crap.

>>719987842
Dalton is great. Has a really deep and serious tone to his voice, but at the same time feeling regal. I recently rewatched the first three Brosnan movies and to my surprise they were entertaining. Tomorrow Never Dies had great action sequences, but the villain was really poorly handled. World Is Not Enough tried to make the story more personal for Bond, and he did have sex with three women in one movie (a record for Bond?).

While Goldeneye is overall a great time, the other two were solely carried by Brosnan's charisma. He did nothing wrong in his portrayal of the character.

>>719984132
>is there a single male actor
yep
>under 40
nvm

>>719988301
Also Patrick Gibson doesn't look or act much like Bond.
I think seeing him play an autist in Dexter might have ruined my perception of him though.

>>719981009
i'm not clicking this just tell me how many niggers are in it

>>719980881 (OP)
Gotta admit it was very underwhelming.

I was expecting more than Hitman absolution 2.0

>>719988341
True I can't fault Brosnan in his portrayal, I feel like he got the character just right in balancing the campiness with seriousness.
Also the best games of course, Everything or Nothing being severely underrated.

>>719980881 (OP)
I fucking hate hitman. Trival excuse for a stealth game when it's really a dress up "puzzle" game.
This game is garbage and will never surpass Goldeneye.

>>719988529
The World is Not Enough on the ps1 is also solid for what it is.
It's interesting how many Bond games came out during that time that were decent.

>>719980881 (OP)
The strangest part about autismo incels is how their standards are so warped they legit think you have to be a literal 100000% gigachad with hypermasculine features to succeed at anything in life

Already preordered. I hope it has the same always online unlock progression/mission mastery system as WOA.

>>719980881 (OP)
They had me with Roger's mustard Aston DBS from the Persuaders.
Hook the Bond reference porn straight into my veins

>>719988839
They need an excuse for their shortcomings, they were coddled their whole lives

>>719988839
Bond is literally supposed to be the best at everything hypermasculine guy who fucks 10/10s and can save the world
He's not a normal guy and he shouldn't be

>>719988839
No, those get fucked over too lol. Like divorce raped Brady, cucked Bezos etc.
But aside from that, your argument is irrelevant to >>719981110

They can easily make a gigachad that bond is, they didn't, simple as.

>>719980881 (OP)
its so tiresome

>>719984132
actual masculine dimple-chin men don't exist anymore, it's wild. I remember as a kid seeing the huge divide in facial structure between men in their 40s+ and men in their 20s and thinking it was weird how people's faces would radically change as they got older. Now I realise they don't change, it's just those older boomer men naturally had much more rugged faces than Gen X and later men. Nobody looks like a 'man' now.

>>719989286
>the labcoat high IQ scientist is not a strong vantablack womyn
RACIST CHUDS

>>719989361
everything in the world is estrogenic now

>>719989286
this looks like a WEG

>>719988301
A more linear WoA is exactly what I was expecting honestly. Absolutely nothing about the gameplay footage surprised me.

Might be a fun novelty and worth at least one playthrough, but I doubt it’ll dethrone WoA.

>>719989286
>>719989084
How does this look like a normal guy? He has a chadly face with a decent chin, wide jaw and high cheekbones
And as far as body Bond was mostly portrayed by skinny 40+ year old dyel men until what, the 00s?

>>719989286
M and Moneypenny cute.
Q looks good.
Who the fuck is Greenway?
Who the fuck is Miss Roth? Surely not the Bond girl, right?

>>719986482
Average at best, not enough angles, oddly proportioned nose, no cheekbones, your upper lip is a travesty of proportion.
And no noticeable front-view jawline.

Learn to take pictures at more flattering angles, it’s the most you can do.
That said, you aren’t ugly.
You’re just average.

>>719989528
that's a drawing. he doesn't look that masculine in the actual game footage.

>>719989528
No, forever, Craig was 38 in Casino
>>719989573
Greenway is M's sidekick and Bond's mentor, original to the game. The Sully to Bond's Nathan Drake.
Ms. Roth is Bond's French(?) counterpart, she seems to be the Bond Girl, we see her in the original trailer in a Bikini playing on a Sony laptop

>>719986482
You look like you'd play a Stark if you were cast in Game of Thrones.
Take that as you will.

>>719980881 (OP)
>Hey, how about we turn James Bond into an early 20-something british zoomerfaggot!?

>>719991473
Worked for Uncharted desu

>>719990293
No James Bond should be under 35 years of age. Minimum. Hes a grown man, not some 20 something kid, who is just "naturally good at spy things"....

>>719991608
And yes, I dont consider anyone a grown man under 35 years of age. 20 year olds are still kids.

>>719991608
Back when Casino Royale was written, James Bond was considered to be an elderly man and 16 year old MEN were allowed to enlist in the military.

>>719991608
I have a feeling that Gibson is going to be film Bond as well and they want him to play Bond for the next ~20 years which is why he was cast.
Craig got too old too quick so by Skyfall he was going the old Bond shit.

>>719991553
>Worked
how many sequels did this get again?

>>719992083
It made $400 million on a $120 million budget.
Why it doesn't have a sequel is probably more to do with Tom Holland not wanting to do action movies anymore than lack of faith in the IP.

>>719991553
The movie was fun. It sold because it was Tom Holland after the spiderman movies, not because the Uncharted name.

>>719991821
>16 year old MEN were allowed to enlist in the military.
Recruiters still hang around highschools preying on kids to enlist. Word's on the street the recruiter gf also goes there.

>>719989587
Average is good i always thought of myself as ugly
>>719991359
My favorite character from game of thrones is Victarion i hope we will get more of him in Winds of Winter if they ever get released

Absolution 2.0

>>719980881 (OP)
>negative canthal tilt
Incel faggot kek

>>719994092
Exactly, its a very unmasculine feature

>>719986482
get some cosmetic surgeries to make your face symmetrical and you will be 6/10

>>719994092
>instantly recognises incel/looksmatch-speak
I got bad news for you

>>719994171
left looks masculine to you? kek

>>719996091
It's objectively more masculine, autist

>>719996242
According to who?

James Bond today would be a zoomer fuckboy so it fits

>>719980881 (OP)
Bond's supposed to be this suave, mature guy with lots of experience. Making him 20 something misses the point