Thread 719985408

its time to leave your starting town,
which way trainer?

Hags that will vore me

the illusion of free choice

I'm not mentally ill enough to sexualize anything in pokémon so none of those

>>719985408 (OP)
Do you even need to ask? Hags and grannies for me, please.

>>719985493
Why does every person online use 4chan speak now

>>719985641
because you failed to gatekeep, enjoy having a gentrified website

hags
god i love cumming inside consenting adult women

left and it's not even close.

hebes
always hebes

>>719985641
turns out 4chan is actually pretty influential
who could have seen that coming back when "fuck yeah seaking" and having a mudkipz were the HEIGHT of meme humour

>>719985641
Because we're normalfag central.

>>719985641
wait until it spread to real life

>>719985682
also this

>>719985408 (OP)
Oyakodon

NO PATH LEFT UNEXPLORED!

>>719985408 (OP)
Why including hags in this choice, all the normalfags will just pick that one to be safe

>>719985821
it already has
https://youtu.be/vxKiKS925kE

>>719985408 (OP)
ill always pick hags

i never get the appeal of milf before until my mom pass away
now I do like milf stuffs
i think people who like hags are just trying to compensate to mother figure
kinda like how girls deal with their daddy issue I guess?

>>719985408 (OP)
Hard left.

>>719985641
4Chan is always where internet culture stemmed from.
The entire reason we use the word "meme" is because of the site's FAQ page.

>>719986024
yeah dude congrats on realising you have unresolved mummy issues
this is really going to enrich your lived experience

>>719986024
I think people's obessions with being horny on the internet 24/7 for everything with a face is some sort of cope for a lack of something.

>>719985408 (OP)
Left and center both have women that never talk, which is the best kind of woman tbqh. Right path is low-t

>>719986150
gooners just have a void on their soul

Left

>>719986150
its cope for a lack of personality
>you dont undestand THAT is their personality
a real personality

>>719985408 (OP)
Left, Right, Middle, Left again, Right to cuddle with before bed, Woken up by Middle, then Left again.

>>719985641
4chan has always been at the forefront of developing internet culture. Even now, much of what originates on 4chan seeps into normalfag circles. Although the internet has grown and 4chan isn't as cutting-edge as it used to be, it still maintains a stronghold on culture. The most influential board, now /pol/ instead of /b/, causes some faggots here to seethe beyond belief.

>>719985641
even the decaying husk that is modern 4cucks still has great influence over the normiesphere, to my knowledge it has always been that way for some reason

>>719986150
I think all the woke shits being shoved down everyone throats is a part of it
back in the days you can see pretty women on ads on movies whatever
now you somehow suppose to be ashamed for liking pretty things
and women being ugly is somehow brave and strong

>>719985640
>>719985763
They're only in their mid 20's, btw.

>>719986024
>I have issue
>so I convince myself everyone else also have issue so I don't feel so bad

Go join AA or something

>>719985408 (OP)
all I need is Dawn and glaceon

>>719986641
You severely underestimate just how incredibly horny and fetishistic the internet has been since the early 90's.

>>719985408 (OP)
Hag and fuck her daughter too and her daughter's pokemon

>>719986641
pretty sure it has more to do with people losing their mojo and soul over the years than with "woke politics" (though leftists are really soulless since forever)

>>719985640
why are els so obsessed with making english comics and never once having an actual english speaker proofread then. even mtl would probably do a better job

>>719985641
4chan's format is distinguished, there is no other website for this kind of free form communication, it's going to keep a fanbase of good brains that make good stuff, even with it being in a state of eternal summer

>>719986582
it's also due to the fact that this website has turned from discussion threads to engagement threads. faggots post whatever is trending on shitter to here and always has to make a npc type question in line with the board's interests so the tranny jannies can let them continue since "its on board topic chuddy!"
that's the real issue here, mods just facilitate this type of culture so they can just mold it to shitter 2.0

>>719985408 (OP)
they're irresistible

left and it's not even close

>>719986024
Nah my mom is horrible, a typical posterfoid, and 98% of hags are bland to me, a few even offputting, and 95% prefer loli.

>>719985641
"hag" and "shitpost" aren't 4chan speak

There is no choice.

>>719985408 (OP)
Multi-track drifting.

>>719985408 (OP)
Left.
10 year old girls eventually become animals and hags.

>>719985408 (OP)
Left but make them younger

>>719985641
4chan didnt invent any of this shit it was all stolen from twitter

I hate pedos.

That is all.

>>719987964
you furtrannies are the same and equally deserve two bullets in the forehead

faggot freak

>>719988049
Ok pedo.

>>719985408 (OP)
I'd go left, preferably when playing as a handsome 40 year old man.

>>719985408 (OP)
Reject waifus. Catch monsters

>>719985641
I’m actually convinced the mainstream use online of calling things “slop” stemmed from 4chan’s “goyslop”.

>>719988305
thats obviously where it came from you shouldn’t even need convincing.

>>719987964
but you're fine fucking animals?

>>719988425
Animals with human intelligence.

>>719988490
can a pokemon consent?
this is sadly a valid question

>>719988556
We know for sure that at least some Pokemon have near human intelligence, and some have even greater, so for sure they can consent. Can all Pokemon consent? That's a little more grey.

>>719988630
>Can all Pokemon consent? That's a little more grey.
I was shitposting but now I'm legitimately compelled
so like fucking a Gardy, yeah, basically human, she probably even telepathically communicates in [your language] with you.
But if you wanna fuck a Growlithe, yeah, that's some sick fuck shit right there. They probably smell terrible.

oh man fuck you dude

>>719988740
>But if you wanna fuck a Growlithe, yeah, that's some sick fuck shit right there.
Only if it can't clearly consent. But if it can then I'm letting that fucker pound me with his red rocket.

>>719985408 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKyRxVfWUdU

>>719989008
okay you win this round you cursed fucking degenerate but it is on a technicality so don't get too full of yourself
or hot red growlithe dick, for that matter

absolute state of this game

>>719985408 (OP)
How do I stop myself from veering left every time?

>>719985408 (OP)
I love adult human women

>>719989191
chemical castration

>>719989191
Turn to God.

>generation 1 pokemon have more fanarts than every human from every gen combined
furfags won

>>719986582
>/pol/ most influential
>full of israeli and indian shills
god I hate the internet, and I've been here for 20 years now

>>719985641
because you niggers keep using twitter and bringing the lingo over there

>>719989320
We always do.

>>719989349
look on the bright side, pal
with each successive new birth, 4chan becomes less cool and more "weird parent shit" that kids will think is uncool
all we have to do is weather the storm as brothers

eventually they will leave us alone
4chan will be boomer shit
it'll be awesome

>>719985408 (OP)
I choose a different path

>>719986024
>fuck yeah, i love milfs
>realize i am now 30 years old
o-oh... thats just a woman suitable for my age...

>>719989698
lol yeah
it hits you just like that

>>719985408 (OP)
Hags because I need huge asses and titties.

>>719987964
shitposting or not I'll never understand why furfags are the biggest hypocrites, you're just as bad and moralfagging over another kink only makes you even more insufferable

>>719989892
Fucking children is worse than fucking animals, it is that simple.

>>719989994
Fucking cubs is superior

>>719989994
is it though?
neither can consent

as anon pointed out earlier some pokemon may actually be able to consent
which complicates things
imagine being in the pokemon universe and getting pamphlets through ur door about the NORTH KANTO MAN POKEMON LOVE ASSOCIATION

that's where we are at, and imho that's so much worse than wanting to fuck Lass (female) because she's only 17
if she didn't wanna get fucked like that she wouldn't have worn her school uniform

>>719990171
>is it though?
Yes, this is not up for debate.

>>719985408 (OP)
Left, left, LEFT

Easy choice

>>719990171
To play devil's advocate, 10-year olds are considered adults in the Pokemon world, considering they're given complete freedom to do whatever the fuck they want. Going on your Pokemon journey is part of becoming an adult. There really isn't any issue with fucking little girls in the Pokemon world because it's not a crime at all.

>>719990249
no I think you have some valid points but it is very much up for debate
if a teenager cannot consent to an adult because of the nature of the power dynamic in the relationship, then how can a pokemon?
technically that would mean only wild pokemon that tell you explicitly they want to be fucked can be fucked because the trainer-pokemon paradigm is by its very nature a relationship of power holder and power recipient

I don't think it's as black and white as you think, you cursed fucking degenerate

Middle.

>>719990472
fuck that's a good point actually
in-universe lore and all

>>719985641
The ephemeral nature of the site means that the only way to reference something is to repeat it and have others understand it. This natural selection allows only the catchiest ideas to persist.

TODAY I SHALL REMIND THEM
>This country heavily resembles 20th century Japan, but there are some differences.
Allow me to explain a few of those differences here.
>For example, compulsory education ends in primary school at the age of ten.
>Students are free to continue into middle school if they wish.
>When children complete primary school at the age of ten, they are legally considered as adults.
>In this facet, it more closely resembles the country England... Engliss, than 20th century Japan.
>This is the “All Primary School Graduates are Adults Law”. Or PGAL (Primary Graduates Adulthood Law) for short.

>>719985763
>>719989760
based

>>719985408 (OP)
>>>/vp/

For me it's Pokegirls with gigantic tits.

Also why is this furry-fucker trying to act like he's better than lolicons. Both are garbage

>>719989698
I'm 31 and fantasize of meeting a loving hyper competent 18 year old with the brains of a 40 year old.

>>719985641
larpers

I have a type.

animals ANIMALS

>>719990628
me on the right

>>719985641
Because twitter is either bots or indians reposting 4chan posts for engagement bait for ad revenue.

>>719985641
Same reason and pattern that has zoomoids speak nog lingo from 5 years ago
>secular culture creates its own thing
>normalfags pick up on this from seeing this content leak into their mass media platform of choice
>filter out all the creativity and soul out of it and anything edgy because theyre pussies
>start using and claiming it as theirs
>repeat after its run its course and the other communities have come up with something new to pilfer
We'll be seeing it again in no time once this rotation is over and they get tired of the no cap unc shit.

>>719991718
Pokemon are not animals, they are friends and companions.

>>719989320
Pikachu alone likely has more porn than any human

for me it's hebe animals

>>719989473
How is zangoose that high? Also shocked Scolipede isn't there. Isn't that mon infamous for having a fandom comprised exclusively of horse fuckers?

I don't think I've ever seen a single Zangoose fan in real life or on the internet aside from GCPM11, it's one of t he less notable Hoenn mons. I'm convinced it's exclusively liked by furry porn artists

>>719992565
Zangoose is fluffy, scolipede is a disgusting bug.

>>719990472
More like angel's advocate

>>719985408 (OP)
where's the 10 year old boys option?

>>719986582
4chan still spawns the majority of internet culture that isn't actively perpetuated by paid shills and bots, even though 4chan is, most likely, a majority paid shills and bots, itself, these days. Such is the power of organic memes. Our opponents need an infinite stream of absolute dogshit to drown it out, the only thing the AIs are any good for.

>>719985408 (OP)
I want to personally handshake whoever designed Melony.
Literally a 10 out of 10. I love her so much.

>>719989473
How much of that lucario art is female?

>>719993601
In hell, faggot.

>>719994251
like .000001%

>>719994332
Lies, it's a healthy balance of male, female, and the best option, futa.

>>719988305
well yeah. It's funny that they don't know that though.

>>719985493
imagine being a twitter indian who's sole income is based on 4chan reposts.

>>719989473
this is super outdated

>>719985641
>have seen posts I have made on here show up on a different site
Its fucking weird

>>719991282
ok fido

>>719994682
someone took one of my shitposts about egyptian cats and turned it into some gooner vid on youtube.

>>719985493
So when are those kiwinigs going to dox these twitter accounts anyway?
Or are they the online equivalent of ((them))?

>>719985408 (OP)
Back the way I came from.

>>719989473
>my wife isn't in the top 20 in both
Everyone has shit taste
Everyone except me

>>719994682
I've heard arguments I made paraphrased in political videos on youtube.

>>719994387
>>719994332
>>719994251
i wonder what % of the dex lucario has porn with

>>719994682
I posted an edit of a game screenshot here. Much later I saw it on loverslab and people were asking for a download link.

I choose to play the series that lets me get with 10-year old monster girls who are also hags.

>>719986663
Not-cynthia is thousands of years old, likely immortal too.

>>719995284
Same. Also when do you start HRT?

I jerk to all 2d
but in real life only left and right

>>719995352
I'm doing HRT right now. My Hua Po Raping Time.

>>719985641
its not that people talk like 4chan it is the other way around

Yep

>>719985408 (OP)
Lana is 16

>>719992013
And wives

>>719985408 (OP)
I just wanna be the very best like no one ever was

>>719985493
Okay now did this originate from Twitter?

>>719985640
FEET :D

>>719985408 (OP)
seethe all you want, i go left.

>>719985641
4chan is the cool older brother, but instead of hanging out with him, you just emulate what he does and bitch about what a meanie he is

>>719986860
Lol even more feet guess I gotta contribute

>>719990472
Not every NPC trainer is a legal adult however, forcing pic related to pay up with her pussy after she goes 0-6 against you is illegal.

>>719985408 (OP)
more like which team would you choose

>>719985408 (OP)
Women my age or slightly younger

>>719985641
because 4chan was never a secret club

>>719997484
but i don't wanna be a furry

>>719997815
Then why are you even on this website?

>>719985408 (OP)
10 year old animal hags (10 years is alot for them)

>>719992407
HOLY BASED

>>719988302
>Three of the hottest baramons
Don't mind if I do!!

>>719985641
Cultural victory.

>>719994958
rule 35 anon, no not thirty-four, thirty-five.
you had the thought, go make it reality.
We believe in you.

>>719997905
a guy i found out later was a furry showed it to me two decades ago

>>719985408 (OP)
I choose staying in pallet town and reaching level 100 through killing pidgey and rattata. Girls and team rocket can wait the plot moves with me

>>719985641
We won

>>719985641
they stopped banning us on X
4chan is what happens when you can say whatever you want
twitter is basically 4chan now

>>719997558
The tera leak said Diantha is 20, Cynthia is 28, and Lusamine is canonically in her 40s from in game dialogue. That's kind of all over the place.

You also have to remember that rough timeline placement would put Cynthia close to being 40 during Sun/Moon as well, and Diantha probably in her late 20s

>>719985408 (OP)
This was me irl when i reached 30 and started getting female attention for the first time since I was in highschool. Guess what path i choose

>>719999038
Not hags because that's a dumb incel meme with no basis in reality

>>719985408 (OP)
Pocket monsters owe me sex.

>>719994806
we already know they are indian, theres no need to dox them

>>719999038
Hags because those are your peers now.

>>719985408 (OP)
I don't get it, I only see one way, forward.

>>719989473
I'd love to see that correlated with straight and gay tags.

>>719985408 (OP)
What is Hex

>>719994864
That is indeed how it works anon

>>719985408 (OP)
Pokehags...

>>719989320
Did they stop making appealing designs with Gen VII, or what

>>719989473
>shit-tier Dreiker pic for Raichu of someone's murrsona Raichu OC
gay
though like someone said a gay and straight version would be interesting to see too