Thread 719989796

Everyones talking about that new flavor of the month game for normies...

....no one will notice this Shantae thread! Plus she had a new game recently!

Shantae games suck.

Every single time I see art from the “newest” Shantae game, I get depressed at how much consistently worse they made her look over the years. Her original look was the best, and now she’s just some shitty chibi fapbait for pedos.

I need Shantae to lay a hot steamy turd on my chest

>>719989887
Only pirates curse & risky revolution.

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A Silksong thread died for this 6/10 franchise.

>>719989796 (OP)
I know this AI because I generated someone playing a switch and had the same font and mistakes

>>719992636

that picture is old as shit dude

also, concept art

Shantae never had a single good game you just like her because she shakes her hips

>>719992301
>nooo my 7th flavor of the month thread got archived!!!!!!
this is so sad. can we get 3 upvotes

>>719993181
Her body is the only real reason to like her to be fair

>>719989796 (OP)
I love my wife shantae.

>>719992159

>witnesses someone die horrifically
>first instinct is to assume their identity to commit insurance fraud
>everyone is fine with it by the end, even the Sultana

wack

purple pubes

>>719993829
I like her spunky personality

>>719990089
Her proportions were only chibi in Half Genie Hero, that was two games ago.

>>719994271
You can't have sex with a personality

>>719994312
For me it's Rotty

>>719994371
I can and I have

>>719994473
>Wanting to fuck a rotting corpse

mediocre game that is only praised because of coomer bait

>>719994584
>>719994667

>>719994146
She's cute so it's alright

>>719995015

many such cases

what makes Shantae's asshole so delicious?

>>719993114
>WF makes shantae outfits by first drawing shantae naked and then dressing her
HUH?!

>>719996894
That's how every outfit concept art ever is made.

>>719989796 (OP)
Cute monkey

>>719989796 (OP)
Why is there always a schizo with a weird fetish to ruin threads about games with hot/cute women?

>>719989796 (OP)
the new GBA/ Risky revolution game is veeeery mediocre. Not worth talking about much.
Pirate's curse and Seven sirens are both the best games >>>>>>>>Half genie hero>>> Shantae revolution >>>Risky's revenge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GBC trash

>>719996894

that's typically how it works

>>719989796 (OP)
>>719990215

>>719989796 (OP)
Safe pedo core

>>719997698
>Risky 00024
Post the first 23 gen'd slops . RITE. NAO!!!

SELECT YOUR CHARACTER

>>719998154
none of them turned out good.
the characters always had retarded looks on their faces.

>>719997616
HOLY

if risky boots can be shaking her booty animated in the bath i'd go crazy

>>719998912
kek, it's not THAT bad anon. I mean that genuinely...
and yeah i gen'd tons of stuff too so i know the struggle too well

>>720001057
I could genuinely animate that shit up in comfyUI but im lazy and i need to go out right now, sorry anon :/

>>720001215
ah no worries. i got that banana thing to make her 3d. just gotta trick it to making booty

Opinions on Risky Boots?

>>720003543
I want her to piss in my mouth

>$25 for an aborted GBA game
Mindbroken goysumerist slave.

>>719989887
Shantae sucks me.

>>720004134
I bought the digital and double dipped on the physical preorder.

janny are you ok?

>>719990215
Made for BWC

>>720004134
>GBA game
Is this supposed to be a negative?

shantae owes us treasures

This thread is GENUINE proof that jannies love shantae and dont even give a FUCK what advertisers think.
lmao based.

Oh won't somebody PLEASE think of IMBRED!!!

anon will look at this and say sex

>>720012945
Wait.. is she... TOPLESS?!

>>720015776
What do genie pits taste like?

Anyone have the neuron activation meme with monkey Shantae?

>>719990617
But Pirate's Curse is the best one.
>b-but muh dances--
Fuck off nigga

>>720016405
Salty milk and coins.

this franchise is mediocre and the only reason anyone cares about it is for porn.

>>720016978
Not to sound contrarian, but I've enjoyed every Shantae game I've played so far and the only one i haven't played is the first game.

>>720016405
what does genie butthole taste like?
>>719996709
>>719996797
>>719996882
>>719996950

>>720003543
shantaes personal cumdump

>jannies are just letting this thread rock
Anyway I preordered the physical for her new (old) game.

anyone know if the new swimsuit special has been scanned yet?

>>720018534
the smucks only get their filthy hands on them in about half a month

>>719989796 (OP)
buy an ad, matt bozon

>>720018229
I'm tight on the cash, otherwise I would. Also would rub my lamp to this thread

i bought her game aswell phy and dig and i regret nothing

>>720016978
Yes

so what

>>720020310
>Also would rub my lamp to this thread
Same desu

why are they pricing a GBA game at $35

>>719989796 (OP)
I emulated and 100% completed the GBA version of Risky's Revolution like a couple of days before the actual release date for other platforms was announced, so now I can't be bothered to get around to that version of the game for at least another year or so.

>>719996894
You have to know the shape of the body around which to wrap the clothing, yes.

>>720021194
to filter the the secondaries

>>720021847
>that style
do you make slushy goop too?

>>720021847
imagine slathering "lotion" all over that

>>719989796 (OP)
>Midget-nie

>>720021916
only the brown type

is shantae a virgin?

>>720023004
Probably. She's like an h-game heroine that has experienced a lot of lewdness but never crossed that particular line.

>>720023004
probably so but she is also a huge attention slut

>>720023004
Yes. Genies have panda like sex drives unless they find a man that's suitably fat, that is why despite all of them having bodies made sin and 100% safe child delivering hips that they can and will swing at everything around them there's only Shantae and 4 more half genies.

>>720023004
Sky is for sure

>>720023517
Sky is still a virgin by choise!...not her own choise but that's besides the point.

>>720023490
It's funny how obese brownoids come up with cope like this to make themselves think they're desirable

>>719989796 (OP)
Are the shantae games good?

>>720024135
Her best game is like a 6/10 and that's being generous

>>720024135
Eh...

For me, it's chubby shantae.

>>720024069
It's funny how you didn't play Seven Sirens.

>>720024253
i wanna give it a good slap and pork belly her

>>719996894
wait til you find out porn artists do the same thing! they charge you per picture but it's the same thing with slight alterations

>>719990617
You must be a tranny from Reddit. You just listed the only two good games in the series

>>720024135
pirate's curse is a solid 8/10.. and thats the best one, or maybe Seven sirens is also around an 8.
It just goes down from there lol.
They're fun and comfy games, but dont expect solid shit like metroid or castlevania tiers

rottytops breast expansion

>>719989796 (OP)
>"beat" pirates curse yesterday
>final boss just goes down without much a fight
>it ends with him laughing and asking if thats all i got
>credits roll
this better just be the meme ending because i didn't destroy all the dark magic

>>720024269
The one without Jake Kaufman as BGM composer? It shows. it also shows shantae without him is just a shit game with no redeeming quality. I was blinded for almost 20 years.