Thread 719991304

god dammit I need it

>>719991304 (OP)
>Poke-Nad

I'll stick to my Digimon and Tamagotchi thanks

ha. nad

>>719991507
OOOOH RIGHT IN THE POKENADS

>Think oh they'll just have some starts and shillmons
>Read about it
>157 pokemon available
>To rub the pokemon you physically rub the ball
>There's battles too
Granted the sprites for the pokemon seem to just be downsides versions of existing art

>>719991304 (OP)
HOTGLUE
O
T
G
L
U
E

>>719991680
>To rub the pokemon you physically rub the ball
fun

why is there a camera?

>ENG
>LISH

Awwwwwwwwwww yeah

>>719991680
>Just noticed I typo'd twice
I will get into the spanking line

Shillmons out the wazoo
Psyduck cause musada
Dead franchise i never hear about outside of 4chan.

>>719992137
>woah pokemon people like are being featured

>>719991304 (OP)
oh look, more landfill fodder

>>719991896
>>719991979
Ahhh, Poke-NA-DE, I was thinking about Poke Grenade.

>>719992137
Psyduck shilling is always so forced yeah. They stopped forcing Poliwhirl the second Tajiri retired, but Masuda barely interacts with pokemon now and they still cram his fixation into everything.

>>719992871
either rnc or knd brained

I just want a tamagochi like toy, reminds of my childhood. This one looks nice

Does it have Rowlet?

>>719991896
>Lugayrio
>Trannyeon
>retard croc
>gay duck
>HIVee
Good lord, nuke this company already

>>719991896
Lucario and Garchomp really don't fit in with the cutesy mascot characters.

Is Lucario even that popular anymore? I haven't seen him being used as the face of the franchise since like gen 4.

>>719991680
Theres only 7 "partner" pokemon, so the rest are just for other things (probably showing up in battles or minigames) and not as your actual main petmon.

>>719993586
Gamefreak wants Lucario to be as popular as Jesus. the single most shilled shitmon after Pikachu and Eevee

>>719991304 (OP)
since Japs love suing other japs, is bandai going to sue nintendo for blatent copying tamagochis?

>>719993707
God I hope. Fuck Nintendo.

>>719991896
ew gross selection for furries.
I better go back and raise Digimon instead

>>719993586
Anon, they're going back to XY/Megaevos in their next game, and Lucario has been in almost every promo for it, including the boxart. Why do you think they included him?

>>719992871
Is that a poke-nade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Nintendo makes kiddie games and markets them to adults. It is the #1 source of manchildren

>>719993707
Nintendo is like Israel in Japan.
no company dares to sue them because they will get in more troubles by Nintendo's Yakuza

>>719993850
Toys for children, sextoys for manchildren.

>digimonfags already asshurt
Crazy

>>719991304 (OP)
>ripping off tamagotchi
pokemon is so ass that they copy good things LOL

>>719993579
>157 Pokemon

>>719993984
>ripping off is ok when Jewtindo does it
you were asshurt when Palword happened, and now your company is shamelessy ripping off Digimon (for the Xth time)

>>719993998
only these 7 shitmons have voices and expressions for petting
the rest are just checklists

I already have one, thanks

>>719993459
I miss my Pokemon Pikachu 2
And my poke walker

Can you port them to bank or game? If not I'll buy one just to collect and sell for tons of money to some crazy loser who has FOMO

>>719993998
I cannot believe they named it Pokénado.

>>719991507
You said nad

Captcha:hnadw

>>719991507
HEH HEH POKING-NADS HEH hEH

>>719994165
>>719994112
Get on my level nerds

>copying others
i guess its ok when pokemon does it

>>719991896
Goddamn it's bulky, probably more like something you leave at home rather than bring with you like a regular vpet.

>>719991304 (OP)
sweet! I always wanted a Pokemon Tamagotchi.
this better have Ivysaur, though.

>>719994487
Only 7 partners, the rest show up as NPCs

>>719994592
dropped

>>719991304 (OP)
I wonder if you could fit that in your ass

>>719994342
I got my Pokéwalker when I was in the hospital, to mock my inability to leave my bed. I got quite good at jerking it around to gather points however.

>>719991304 (OP)
Gotta kill 'em all!

I remember having the original pikachu step counter. The high-low minigame was fun. When I got bored with it and ignored it for a couple months or whatever, pikachu was pissed and wouldn't cheer up no matter how many points I fed it and I had a bank of well over 10k from winning the high-low.

which poke would you nade?

>>719991304 (OP)
>digimon layer has entered the room
get fucked patent jew

>>719993970
>my wife, gambling my savings away

>>719991304 (OP)
Considering buying one for a friend's daughter. What can you do with it besides stroking the ball?

>>719995150
Put them on a string, and push them into your asshole

>>719991304 (OP)
You people are disgusting.

>>719995110
I fear whatever savings he had was already spent on his dear wife.

>>719995237
Worth every penny.

>The Pokemon Company has made [...]
There are few things on this planet I have less interest in

>>719994342
mine got stolen by a kid I was forced to babysit ;_;
I didn't even get paid

>buying a switch 2 and pokemon game for $600
>or buying a life size gardevoir sex doll
hmm

>>719992871
No we got those too.

>>719995739
Sorry sweetie, but I gotta play the new Rhythm Heaven. Find a rich shota to molest.

>>719991304 (OP)
why does it look 3d printed

>>719991304 (OP)
Sigh. Can't wait to listen to my normie friends talk about scalping these at every hangout. I already want to blow my brains out listening to them talk about scalping pokemon cards.

>>719996438
Gardevoir has an even distribution of male and females.

>>719996610
Don't be gay.