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Anonymous No.719993343 >>719996153 >>719996386 >>719996927 >>719998341 >>719998597 >>719998976 >>719999110 >>719999368 >>720000934 >>720004397 >>720006595
Bloober team
/V/ros why the fuck everyone is sucking off these polish hacks ?
Silent Hill 2 Remake was trash made for zoomers that can't handle tank controls and Cronos looks like a Signalis ripoff. They never made something original or interesting, it's all derivative but mouthbreathers are elevating these faggots as the new horror powerhouse.
For fucks sake these are the guys that took a Rubber Johnny and used it as a "le tragic character" in their PT ripoff
Anonymous No.719995920
so glad I got the free copy. the game SUCKS. flushed it
Anonymous No.719996153 >>719996291
>>719993343 (OP)
Too busy playing Silksong and Hell is Us which are both higher up on the priority list.
Anonymous No.719996250
>Signalis rip off
So it's Blame?
Anonymous No.719996287 >>719996578
you said nothing about the game
Anonymous No.719996291
>>719996153
Great picks, in case you want to try this turd pirate it
Anonymous No.719996386
>>719993343 (OP)
good morning saar
Anonymous No.719996578 >>719997304
>>719996287
Shit combat like SH2R, similar story structure to Signalis with a looping story that ends when MC realizes how to break the cycle, there's a couple of shots that are 1:1 to Signalis intro.
Btw I wasn't talking about the the game you disingenuous faggot
Anonymous No.719996724
is there any stream fun enough to watch this turd? not gonna play any further
Anonymous No.719996927 >>719997185 >>719997369
>>719993343 (OP)
>V/ros why the fuck everyone is sucking off these polish hacks ?
Huh? Where do you think that 'mary where the fuck are you' comes from? Nobody likes sh2r in this site except for their shills. Anyway, prepare yourself because they will surely send another batch of shills in here considering that sh1 remake is coming up soon
Anonymous No.719997063
You don't need to play a remake
Anonymous No.719997185 >>719999580
>>719996927
This is the only place where they're rightfully shamed, all the normies seems to slurp their shit
Anonymous No.719997304 >>719998880
>>719996578
>combat like SH2R
I wish. Melee here sucks balls, has none of the SH2R mechanics. You just point and shoot until you run out of ammo and then you run past enemies and hope they don't hit you. Great stuff
Anonymous No.719997369 >>719997447 >>719997617
>>719996927
>Where do you think that 'mary where the fuck are you' comes from?
From a trailer that has nothing to do with the final game dumbass. All the scenes people were making fun of they changed in the final game.
Anonymous No.719997447
>>719997369
>does he know
Anonymous No.719997617 >>719997708 >>719997772
>>719997369
And it's still trash, it's a pseudo sequel like FF7R because they can't make something original and we went from a game inspired by Lynch to a fucking Hollywood horror flick
Anonymous No.719997708
>>719997617
It may or may not be trash but the "mary where the fuck are you" memes are unrelated to the quality of the actual game
Anonymous No.719997772 >>719997991
>>719997617
Ask me how I can tell you never played the original SH2
Anonymous No.719997991 >>719998097
>>719997772
Sure tell me how I didn't play the original, do you want compare the transition to the otherworld hospital in the OG against James getting grabbed by the neck by a Flesh Lip ? Or the Pyramid Head chase scene where Maria teleports Belinda you in the Remake ? Fucking remake shill go back to Krakow to suck some polish dick
Anonymous No.719998097
>>719997991
Behind* fucking multilingual keyboard
Anonymous No.719998341 >>719999257
>>719993343 (OP)
Nobody’s sucking them off. I’ve seen nothing but seemingly unprompted aggression here.
Anonymous No.719998416 >>719999078
Is this another stutter city on PC? I like the premise, I love Dead Space and Resident Evil but I can't stand the stutters. I've heard it's running smoothly but modern gamers are fucking niggers and don't even see the stutters anymore, because they are used to it.
Anonymous No.719998597
>>719993343 (OP)
yeah i dont like how zoomies that never played the originals praise the remake team as genius visionaries as if they came up with the game. it would be like gushing over the team that made the bluray 4k upscale of your favorite animated film and not the original studio
Anonymous No.719998876 >>719999362
Anonymous No.719998880 >>720001765
>>719997304
holy shit its even worse than. no pushing, melee options?
Anonymous No.719998976
>>719993343 (OP)
are there any UE 5 games that doesn't run like dogshit? Even fortnite has problems
Anonymous No.719999028
Taking it out of its remake context Silent Twomake is a "pretty good video game", I think. Like a solid 7/10.
Anonymous No.719999078
>>719998416
i'm expecting the same shit performance as Sh2R
Anonymous No.719999110
>>719993343 (OP)
Derp. You are a cucknigger being a the standard contrarian /v/tard
Anonymous No.719999150 >>719999858
I am struggling to want to continue. Just got up the elevator to the first boss. Hopefully its short.
Anonymous No.719999257
>>719998341
>I’ve seen nothing but seemingly unprompted aggression here
That's just /v/ in general. The same geniuses that think typing "demake" instead of "remake" is some sort of biting, clever insult.
Anonymous No.719999361
this game being freely available and still zero discussion tells you everything you gotta know
Anonymous No.719999362
>>719998876
Lmao, same case as SH2. Very well received. Got shit on by /v/irgins.

>/V/ros why the fuck everyone is sucking off these polish hacks ?
Definitely not there. We are only sucking off tiny jap weeners over shitty anime games here.
Anonymous No.719999368
>>719993343 (OP)
>tank controls
stopped reading here, boomer. SH2 Overwhelmingly positive on Steam, your super special opinion is not relevant. You've not created anything in your life.
Anonymous No.719999580 >>719999869
>>719997185
>only place where they're rightfully shamed
>/v/
>the board known solely for being the most contrarian whiny faggots in the world

This boards entire motto is;
"POPULAR THING BAD! WHY? CUZ I SAID SO!"

I've been enjoying the game a lot. I'm not dogshit at the game like most of /v/ so "Running out of ammo" isn't a problem like some retard Anon said.
Upgrade your pistol's ammo and charge shot, upgrade shotgun damage. Congrats you're now an unkillable beast

Explore and you'll get better attachments.
I know most of you retarded faggots can't even get past a game without WeGame trainers, but it's not hard at all.
Anonymous No.719999858
>>719999150
There are 2 more areas and a little gameplay in the hub bewteen those. Took me a little less than 12hours to beat the game.
Anonymous No.719999869 >>720000336
>>719999580
I don't think anyone is having trouble with baby first survival horror faggot-kun
Anonymous No.720000336 >>720000792
>>719999869
lmao how the fuck would you know.
Anonymous No.720000792 >>720000831
>>720000336
Oh no sorry you're the best gamer in the world, no one has ever beat a Bloober game before, a Bloober game with combat ? Wow that's impossible you must have mad skillz bro
Anonymous No.720000831 >>720001019 >>720001443 >>720001957
>>720000792
You can cope all you want but you still don't get to have an opinion on a games difficulty when you've never played it tranny.
Anonymous No.720000934
>>719993343 (OP)
Trying it right now and yes, it is very meh and boring
The only cool thing is the MC's suit. It is as derivative and bland as a demo for something else. The story seems already predictable and there's not much to talk about mechanics. You shoot very bland and slowly and sometimes hit your melee. I thought it was going to be Dead Space action-like inspired at least, but it's less than a corridor shooter: its just a corridor.
Anonymous No.720001019 >>720001046
>>720000831
oh yes we do; youtube exists. Alpha Beta Gamer is making Onerous look like a bad joke.
Anonymous No.720001046 >>720001194
>>720001019
>I get my opinions from YouTubers
I rest my case.
Anonymous No.720001142
So it's Signalis but good? Picked tf up.
Anonymous No.720001194 >>720001252
>>720001046
You don't have a case. You've got a piece of knockoff soviet tupperware.
Anonymous No.720001252 >>720001365
>>720001194
>no argument so schizobabble deflection cope
You lost.
Anonymous No.720001365 >>720001419
>>720001252
Damn, you're pulling out all the buzzwords.
Anonymous No.720001419 >>720001525
>>720001365
Irony
Anonymous No.720001443 >>720001540
>>720000831
You're a zoomie that can't handle tank controls, I'm pretty sure that I can handle a shitty ots derivative game, I don't want to touch a turd made by a team of faggots that tought putting Rubber Johnny in a videogame as a sad character that wants to die was a good idea
Anonymous No.720001525
>>720001419
And you can get back behind the Irony Curtain, you polish faggot.
Go on- Get.
Anonymous No.720001540
>>720001443
>You're a zoomie that can't handle tank controls
Nice projection dumbass. Also most tank controls horror game are easy as shit. Oldschool horror games have literally never been difficult.
Anonymous No.720001765
>>719998880
You have both punch AND stomp, and both do 0 fucking damage. Between bullets not doing any damage and melee being useless, they really just want you to charge your gun and kite enemies, but then you have no movement options. Enemies will either miss completely or teleport and kick your ass for 75% of your health. You can tell this is a game from people that never made an action game and only watched others do it.

Ammo is really scarce, and fire is said to be the best weapon against enemies, but apparently there's no flamethrower weapon, but you get endless flamethrower cartridges that work as a little pushback power (and it also burns corpses). The problem is that the dispensers give you endless cartridges, but you can only take out 1 at a time, the rest you have to craft yourself (after you upgrade the capacity) so you're running around like a retard back and forth to the dispenser so you can clear a potential zone.

They really did not know what they wanted to do with the game, you get a weapon "upgrade" that basically shows you the enemy health bar, but then they will still shower you with enemies. You can craft ammo, but your crafting inventory is also tiny.

It's like they really wanted it to be smaller scale, with more strategy and enemies that are a more of threat, but then they gave up and started with the Dead Space enemy rush, it's just all over the place and doesn't feel that good. Hell, even adding that stupid fucking Callisto Protocol dodge and buffing melee with a longer whiff recovery would've made this more dynamic and tolerable.
You have very limited inventory space and everything takes up a slot, but there's really no need to backtrack at all, so you just kind of trundle on until you hit a new "safe room", unload and continue on.

It's not the Medium, but Bloober haven't made a good game in their entire career, at least this one is not a fucking walking sim.
Anonymous No.720001810
Ah yes because someone advocating for people to actually back up their opinions with personal experience must be a shill. You dumb tranny. Spend more time playing video games and less time coordinating shitpost raids with your Discord you mentally ill freak.
Anonymous No.720001957
>>720000831
Please sar buy our game we polish we need to money to buy stuff from commie market
Anonymous No.720001961
>„Mamy Dead Space w domu”.
Anonymous No.720002681
this game is an embarrassment and normies + journoscum glazing it just shows gaming is fucking dead.
>horror game based on trial and error
>no unique death animations (not even a death animation at all)
>you just have to "get good" and hit all your shots
>enemies cannot be outrun, they teleport behind you
>nothing in the map you could use, besides gas tanks
>you don't have any player freedom, the ONLY thing that works is kite the enemies and get your shots in
>story is incredibly predictable
>game starts with literally NO HOOK whatsoever (game just starts)
>setting is so fucking bland, reused assets from SH2 demake out the vagoo
the only thing that works is the sound design, but even that is nothing to write home about. it's alse stolen from other stuff
5/10
Anonymous No.720004397
>>719993343 (OP)
Do you think she's beautiful under the helmet like the female spartan from Halo Legends?
Anonymous No.720006595
>>719993343 (OP)
>/V/ros why the fuck everyone is sucking off these polish hacks ?
Literal paid viral marketing.