Thread 720001605

Yo

>>720001605 (OP)
sup

I love Umamusume: Pretty DAHBY

>>720001605 (OP)
I like Harus when she bumped her head.

THIS COULD'VE BEEN THE RUN AHHHHH

Absolutely based janny deleting this cancer before it archives kek my sides. Personally I would just ban all of your dumb asses to /vmg/ THOUGH

UH OH JANNY MELTY

>>720001745
You can’t stop my little pony friendship is magic the anime

>>720001745
>absolutely based ja—AAAAACK AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE SPECCHAN I WAS KIDDING IT WAS A JOKE AIIIIEEEEEEEEE

Janny meltie over BWC

WELL WELL WELL

>Delete thread that was just about to hit bump limit
How mad?

Jannysisters… the horse is here…

weekends were usually more chill

>>720001973
is that why she does the 3?

>>720001916
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

>janny allows all other gacha threads that just resolves around porn to be left alone
>has a problem with this one
Why

N-

>>720001740
your spurt?

>>720002131
>Im 2% African I'm allowed to say it

>Deleted as I was writing an in-depth description of how sex with opera would be like
Pain

>>720002148
Betrayed and trapped in gacha mines and 3 borrows a day

>>720001745
>based janny
No such thing exists, YWNBAJ
video games, got anything to say about em?

>>720001745
this kek fuck gatchatrannies

>>720002184
post it in the club chat

>>720002184
Send it to me for peer review

Do you have to be racist to play this game? Isn't it all about racing?

I've never gotten a career rank above 10K. Just 9 trillion B+ers

>>720001740
This is good just missing long S and spurt

how do you get two S stats
i get one 1000+ but every else is less than 500

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?

>>720002184
thank you janny, for once

Which Uma would listen to metals

>>720002295
>just missing the single most important non-heal skill

>>720002307
Janny here dilating

what now

>>720002304
two 9* parents are the biggest factor, other than that, make sure your uma has a growth rate of 20% on one of your desired stats, build a 4/2 or 3/3 deck around these things

>>720002394
Now you are a first rate trainer anon

>>720002376
What kind of metals? Aluminium?

Mobilefags mindbroken. Maybe use the correct board for gatcha trash instead of throwing a tantrum every thread. Get dunked on

>>720002376
Mejiro Ryan's unique skill is something about pumping up some metal

>>720002184
Same, tldr is that the worst part is her telling everyone you had sex and her expecting you to do the same, therefore ruining your reputation

I like the game

Another day of Janny getting mindfucked by horse girls.

>>720002376
Vodka would boast about how her dad worked as a roadie for some local or maybe even a relatively known metal band.

I haven't done a career today.....

>>720002523
Do this in ZZZ, limbus company, blue archive, and the countless others oh wait you won’t

>game
Correct.
Now cope and seethe.

>>720002376
This should be broader, what genre does (You)r favorite uma listen to?

>>720002725
Anon I was looking at your stats and I noticed you just fell short of 400K fans in your last career. You wanna explain to Danchou what happened there? At this rate you’re not gonna make quota

>if the uma is SS rank or higher
Is it the same between B and A then?

>>720002725
Club's discord server. Voice chat. Now.

>>720002376
Helios probably listens to this on the regular https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDLmYZ5HqgM

>>720002807
Brian listens to american rap songs about shooting people.

>>720002376
I mean, I can give you the funniest answer. Tiny, dainty feminine little Una turns on the radio
>SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!!

Uh oh melty!

When I started out the series, I thought Teio and Spe are related or something since they both look so god damn alike. And I got ultra confused that Teio, who was just a dance instructor in Season 1 is suddenly one of the most powerful horse in Season 2 and has all the screentime for herself. Meanwhile, Spe got sidelined hard as a gag. Spica Team is a mistake.

Imagine being a chestlet

>>720002807
um opera...

>>720003028
That's the kind of stuff that will come out of that personal alarm when she pulls on it, actually.

>>720002725
club applications were received earlier today for your replacement

>>720003048
imagine still posting this old pre-release chart

>>720003043
When Rudolf said this I got ultra confused.

>>720003137
Post the new chart

First to say fuck jannies and fuck veggies.

>>720003148
I never understood that

>>720003048
suzuka my hero

>>720002807
Grass listens to enka. Tachyon I can see listening to classical music.

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?

>>720003242
Eclipse is essentially the Jesus of Japanese horse racing, it’s a reference to that. Much of the umas we know descend from that very horse

>>720003043
Among other things, the game was going to go harder on the Idol angle.

has janny been defeated?

>>720003312
goldship and michael jackson have many similarities.

>>720003148
Eclipse was the name of an utterly dominant racehorse, and a common phrase for reporting results in its races was "Eclipse comes first, the rest are nowhere to be seen"

Basically they're saying "the goal is not just to win, it's to win with utter dominance"

>>720003239
Sweep GOATsho.
How can one SR card be so powerful?

Just did the math: if I dump all my carats tomorrow, I'll have about a 2-in-3 chance of pulling the big fish
I don't like those odds, but sometimes you gotta take risks to get what you want

First rate suffering!

>>720003302
Tachyon definitely listens to breakcore sloppa or stuff like Tatsh

>>720003368
Both did indeed go from brown to white as they grew older.

>>720003354
He’s certainly losing more than he’s winning. Umachads just too powerful. This buck is about broken.

>>720003239
E A T
T H E
F U C
K I N
G V E
G G I
E S !

Which uma has the worst music taste? And why is it bakushin?

>>720003331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv1YihyYHmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOyY8Tzya8k
Good thing they backtrack it hard.

>>720003446
Woah…

>>720002807
My hero oguri cap listens to folk music and would likely explode if introduced to any other genre

>>720003327
>Japanese horse racing
>Japanese

>>720003478
She’s autistic but not in the way that helps you be better at music. All her brain cells went towards BAKUSHIN SHIIIIIN

>>720003446
both also liked young kids

>>720003570
This is true.
Taiki Shuttle listens to Hank Williams, Marty Robbins, and Gene Autry

>>720003485
BRING BACK BUMPING

>>720003485
so this game was almost going to be an idolmaster clone huh

>>720003573
Most of Japanese horses now are descendants of Sunday Silence, but guess who he descends from?
I wouldn't be surprises if every single racehorse today had a bit of eclipse in there somewhere

>>720003573
Yes.
>A book published in 1970 stated that the Royal Veterinary College had determined that nearly 80% of Thoroughbred racehorses had Eclipse in their pedigree.That percentage has naturally increased with time and the inevitable inbreeding in the Thoroughbred population. More recently it has been estimated that Eclipse is not only somewhere in the pedigree, but a tail-male ancestor of "95pc of contemporary thoroughbreds"or of "nearly every living thoroughbred."

>>720002807
drone ambient sound/relaxing ten hour playlists

>>720003573
sorry it all goes back to bongs and their obsession with arab horses

>>720003802
wow just like genghis khan

>is literally just 4 minigames
what the fuck happened, are they ever adding more?

>>720003704
>>720003802
That's what I meant. He's not the Jesus of Japanese horse racing. He's the Jesus of all horse racing in all over the world.

>>720003678
It was being made by the idol master creators

I'm going to be the sacrifical lamb /v/ dump all your misfortune onto me! I'm not gonna make it in the Gemini cup....but I can make sure others do. Shiraoki-sama demands a sacrifice!

>>720002807
children's music

>>720003802
imagine the levels of incest....

>>720003659
>bumping is a thing
>giant uma like Hishi becomes meta

>>720003912
Fair enough, but theres not many places outside of Japan, America, Britain and France that take horse racing all that seriously. Japan hold him with reverence clearly. Everyone does but I dont see other media paying respect towards the progenitor horse with goofy quotes like “Eclipse first the rest nowhere”. Japanese are autistic about horse racing. Most Amerifatts have heard of Seabiscuit and Kentucky Derby but thats about it. You average nipponese boomer has an encyclopedic knowledge of horse racing and their ancestry.

>>720004042
>Akebono
that's not a track terrorist
Stego however...

>>720004042
bring this back cowards
COMPLETE BOX DESTRUCTION

>>720003485
Why did it look so horrible?

It is of utmost importance that Oguri be given a little sibling.

Have you ever considered your beloved class representative?

>>720004042
this looks terrible

Who does this body type cater too?

>>720004253
Game was in a real rough state at one point. Thank goodness they delayed it

>>720004250
Lots.

>>720004250
I want to have BAKUSEXO with bakushin

>>720004250
I am quite fond of her

>>720003485
>>720004042
Man the original races looked so ass. Good thing they sped them up and made it look like an actual race where umas are sprinting for their lives, this game would lose its appeal if it didn't feel like you were watching an actual horserace and rooting for the horse you bet on.

>>720004238
Games in pre-alpha are usually not that well polished, this is more a proof of concept than a finished game.

>>720004238
2018 and and before. It looked really typical of the time. Most gatchas looked terrible before genshin.

>>720004289
Toreinas.

to that dude that requested the 3 guts 3 wit bakushin, here you go,hope your happy.

is it true that /v/aca and /v/ma are allies?

>>720004250
So unfortunate she's explicitly the one to state nothing will ever happen between you and her

>>720004385
Now do 6 guys Haru Urara.

>>720004238
The shaders in the actual release seem to do A LOT of the heavy carrying for the game's visual aesthetic.

Granted, it's very early development footage for a mobile game back in 2017. It's gonna look bad, but that's also just how things were at that time.

>>720004289
The moment zenno reaches global is the moment many people will be shocked at her measurements.

>>720004385
This Bakushin listens to Green Devil AND works out in the library