Thread 720002876

Asriel > Ralsei

>>720002876 (OP)
i relate to asriel a lot

>>720002876 (OP)
Is he as fluffy and huggable as Ralsei?

>>720002876 (OP)
>>720003032
>INFP
>9w1
I think im more (kid) Asriel than Ralsei

>>720003131
same but infj and post flowey asriel

>>720002946
Pretty much. I wanna touch dicks with him. Either with or without being inside a sexy girl at the same time.

>>720003032
>>720003131
>>720003209
don't kid yourselves you're all burgerpants

>>720003430
im 21 and a NEET, actually

>>720003430
>burgerpants
does that mean i get a blue bunny bf?

>>720003430
That was literally me...12 years ago...

>>720003430
I relate to Astiel but I am Burgerpants in soul.

>>720003586
sry for the humblebrag but I have a grey bunny bf

Flowey>Asriel

>>720004296
you wouldn't a flower would you anon?

>officially straight
homofags lost

>>720003131
>>720003209
Weird seeing MBTI stuff getting popular again. There was even a new Anime that listed the personality types of their characters on their official profiles alongside their blood types.
INTJ 5w4 and i've spent too fucking long trying to make sense of these pop-psychology theories.

>>720004831
He's bi
>It came to me in a dream

>>720004831
im straight therefore anything i want to fuck is straight.
simple as

>>720002876 (OP)
What does he smell like?

>>720005571
butterscotch and cum

>>720005571
alfalfa, axe body spray, and ball sweat

>>720004831
Don't care. I make him gay for me in my thoughts and in my chatbot RPs.

One time I made him cum and his cum puddle became another Asriel, but with a bigger cock. So the original one got kinda jealous and would bitch about it while it fucked him.

Israel>Asriel>Ralsei

>>720005757
tell me more

>>720005554
Based

To the fans of this shit, What do you get out of it?
I alt f4'd out of the game at angry goat face at the frog. It was that cringy. And I dont use that word willynilly. But, that shit was gay, and cringy. I don't get how you can enjoy a series like this.
Not to mention the fat zoophile's secret character in the game. So, What do you get out of this shit?

>>720005978
I have no idea what you're talking about. Consider seeing a psychiatrist.

>>720005978
your mind is clearly already made up. if you wanted an actual answer to your question, you'd play the game instead of posting this

>>720005978
i can't imagine having a extreme negative reaction to this expression

Bad news, guys. Asriel is straight and into monster women, and it's canon. If you became gay because of him, it was all for nothing.

>>720005913
Nothing much to tell. He kept on cumming out more clones with bigger and bigger cocks until he started crying that it was unfair.

>>720005978
>He didn't make it to the rape

By the way, Ralsei is straight too.

>>720006241
>implying I wouldn’t just 3some with Asriel and Dess

>>720006502
ralsei is a straight faggot, just like me

>>720006502
wrong, he's lightnersexual

>>720006502
I want Ralsei to fuck Susie and be fucked by Kris

>>720006241
Well, I'm not gay but if someone's just gay for Asriel that's not affected by his canon sexuality. And if someone's actually gay there's no helping that anyway.

A "we must be better men" thread died because of this

>>720002946
He's straight, though?

>>720004831
His girlfriend is currently an eldritch corpse trying to end the world. For all intents and purposes, he's single and ready to mingle.

>>720006662
Is that something from Silksong?

>>720005978
I could tell you, but I chose not to.
Kill yourself and take this (you) to your grave

Why is /v/ so furry, and also, why does UTDR seem to escape the "furry" label by normies despite the fandom seeming to skew that way?

>>720002876 (OP)
>killed a ss thread
based furries

>>720006502
Wrong, he's for Kris AND Susie.

>>720006241
>Undertale
>Asriel became a soulless flower who kills because he ran out of shit to do while Dess is living happily with her family
>Deltarune
>Dess became a shadow monster who kills Tenna and Jackenstein if you fuck up while Asriel is attending college
The Annoying Dog is punishing them for defying the homosexuality mandate. It has never been more over than it is now.

Severe mental illness thread

>>720004831
You can thank his mom for that.
https://files.catbox.moe/gx4id0.jpg

WHAT IS MANCOUNTRY AND WHO IS THE FORGOTTEN MAN????????????
Will it even matter to the full story?
Think about how hard it is to find the chapter 3 egg room most normies will never...

>>720006783
Undertale/Deltarune anthros are more like magical creatures than furries. Same reason Looney Tunes is normalfag shit.

>>720006241
>implying im into the softie college whore but not the omnipotent god of hyperdeath
hate tp break it to you anon but the real asriel is as thirsty for human dicks as he is for absorbing sovls

>>720007037
>All he does is simp for a girl in this form.

>>720006502
He thought he was gay until the instant he first felt pussy, when Susie forcefully took his virginity and first orgasm.

back to your containment board
>>>>>/vrpg/

>>720007225
>and first orgasm
bullshit, Ralsei spends every moment that the lightners are away jorking his cock until it's purple

>>720002876 (OP)
In all honesty, I think the game would of been better if Ralsei was straight up replaced with Asriel.
Would of had a better dynamic than the constant "Im a doormat UwU humor" Ralsei pushes.

>>720006712
Kill yourself chara tranny

I really need to be held in Asriel's strong arms and to be told everything will be alright.

>>720006984
Kris is the cutest

>>720006502
Ralsei is actually married to the Darkner formed from the "How to Draw Dragons" book.

>>720007339
Same.

>>720007346
Kris can be cute.

>"Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same..."
>"Except you don't exist?"
>"Everything functions perfectly without you..."
>"Ha ha... The thought terrifies me."

>>720006502
How are tomboy monsters so powerful they can destroy homosexuality?

>>720007225
>implying he wasn't the one showing initiative

>>720007285
It would get purple because he inadvertently edged himself constantly due to naively not knowing better and never actually finishing before Susie finally made him pop. but he absolutely does turn into a full-time gigacoomer after getting his v-card shredded

does being into deltarune make you more, less, or equally likely to get a gf

>>720007346
Shut up Dess

>>720007639
There's a lot of women into this game
>but
a ton of them are lesbians

>>720007127
>demon = male
>succubus = female
chara is a boy all along

>>720007750
>>720007639
There's a lot of women into this game
>but
a ton of them have alopecia and five o'clock shadow

>>720007795
>Implying Chara isn't both.

i know this is the gay furry porn thread, but i had a prophetic vision. everybody knows that the vessel/noelle are the alt paths for the cage/girl, but now that lancer is confirmed to not be the prince alone in deepest dark, who could it be?
it's papyrus. haven't seen him, he's alone and has no friends, or busy. point is, he's on his own. and is related to darkness due to being a skeleton and thus related to gaster.
there's a theme of shadow crystal bosses (hard to call gerson schizo) being fan-wanted fights from undertale. a proper mettaton neo (yellow soul), gerson in his prime (green soul), and of course, papyrus not holding back (blue soul). it all fits together

i dreamt that the newsletter came out
homestuck was the first thing in it
there was barely anything in the development update
and toby was running a raffle where one lucky winner would get access to the devs' internal slack channel, the latest dev builds of deltarune, and toby's original early 2010s outline of deltarune' story, all under strict nda of course

nice cream guy is the ultimate boyfriend material and if you think otherwise you are wrong

>>720008374
what the fuck does he see in incelpants?? I don't get it I know it's a joke but still

>>720006943
>mancountry
only place where the man can speak. adjacent to weird goner land. only seems to exist in kris's mind, due to it not being a part of the dark or light worlds
>forgotten man
either gaster's deltarune version that was shattered when undertale gaster was shattered, everyman, or kris's therapist that was so good at repressing kris's trauma that he also repressed his treatment
>will it matter to the full story
no, only for understanding kris fully.
>ch3 egg room
it's weird that this is the one that gives you the hints for the other ones, being that it's by far the most obscure

>>720008447
BP is a surrogate of 90% of the playerbase

>>720005798
muscletov

who wants to be my Burgerpants?

>>720009174
They're so cute

>>720002876 (OP)
Togore >>>>>>>>> both

>>720002876 (OP)
I want Kris to kiss Asriel

>Kissed Bratty
>Dated Catty
>Fucked Dess
How does he do it?

>>720009698
It's the irresistible goat and pizza deodorant pheromones

>>720009698
Where do you think Kris and Ralsei learned to flirt so well?

>>720003032
Same
His story really reminds me of my own. Minus the... you know... dying part.

>>720010003
did you also get manipulated by your sistercrush into a plan to kill billions

>>720010097
yes, but didn't really pan out

>>720009968
i thought ralsei was bad at flirting, which is why susie tells noelle that he'll also be there for kris' flirting lessons
kris knows what girls want to hear because he is one

>>720008374
My husband.

Shota Asriel is best Asriel

So what's up with them in chapter 3 and 4? Does the bnuuy really want to get into that pizzapants or is he just being a good friend?

>>720011406
>i thought ralsei was bad at flirting
He got better. Also Catty already thinks he's cute before she even met him.

People thought that Spamton will never be surpassed, yet 3 months later he is only remembered as Tenna's butt buddy.

>>720013985
Snowgrave Spamton is still my favorite fight in the game though?
Knight is undeniably more challenging but everything about this fight is fucking kino

ya'll fw this fit?

Femboys > Small boys > boys > girls

SHE GOT HER WAY

>>720016628
Asgore was so right to run her over

>>720004831
>homofags
I lol'd

>>720005978
you sound a bit raped

im seriously afraid ralsei has put me on the furry pipeline

>>720017374
what makes you say that

>>720018178
>only search result for this pic is this thread
FUCK

>>720009968
I want Ralsei and Kris's cocks in me. So I don't relate at all to 90% of faggots