Thread 720009992

When does it get good?

>>720009992 (OP)
when you stop being a nigger

honestly after the deku tree

The title screen

LE CONTRARIAN SHITPOST LE FUNNY

>>720009992 (OP)
In 1998

>>720009992 (OP)
Once you get to the final boss fight then it gets good

>>720010207
cope seethe dilate malding

>>720009992 (OP)
Main Menu screen

>>720009992 (OP)
It starts good and falls off a cliff when you turn into growed up link

>>720010223
This but not in the way you probably meant.

>>720009992 (OP)
A little bit when you get to the adult link section but even then it okay at best. I know a lot of people suck on its balls because it's the game they grew up with but it's really not that good, and honestly all 3D zeldas are mediocre compared to the top down games.

>>720010207
The contrarian opinion is that it's the goat

>>720009992 (OP)
After you beat Ganon's Castle

>this shit is the greatest game of all time
>meanwhile Wave Race isn't even in most peoples top 100
People have dogshit taste

>>720009992 (OP)
When you stay playing it, and don't drive by comment on 4chan to say you don't like it yet.

>>720009992 (OP)
After Jabu Jabu

>>720009992 (OP)
When you play it

>>720009992 (OP)
When you beat it and have to justify your time spent with it to strangers on the internet.

>>720009992 (OP)
I find it doesn't start until Dodongo's Cavern, everything up to that point is boring.

One little thing that bothers me is that I wish the adult Temples had unique names (and maybe having their elemental temple name as a subtitle). My ideas:
>Deepwood Manor (Forest Temple)
>Dragon's Shrine (Fire Temple)
>Lakebed Reservoir (Water Temple)
>Royal Family's Crypt (Shadow Temple)
>Desert Colossus (Spirit Temple), and the area right outside it could be renamed something like "Oasis of Hope" or "Desert's End" or some shit

>>720011167
Never write anything.

>>720011394
Anything.

>>720011167
What YouTube video did you steal this comment from?

>>720009992 (OP)
When you get the slingshot

>>720011476
None. What made Nintendofags so paranoid about Youtubers all of a sudden?

Why do anons seethe when someone says that ocarina is not good?

>>720011167
I like Oasis of the Lost, or Revered Oasis

>>720012861
Shit, those are good.

>>720010161
Really this. Before the Deku Tree you have a certain amount of basic freedom, but can't access much of the game at all, but once you get the Kokiri Emerald, the game just offers so many hidden possibilities of stuff to do, and just keeps getting more and more open.

The game, and gaming as a whole, peaks when you finally gain free time travel.

Forest Temple my man, that haunted castle with the creepy foliage and cool music and shit.

>>720009992 (OP)
It doesn't
Megaman Legends is better and invented the Z targeting thing first. Play that instead.

>>720014162
Literally who

>>720014162
>Megaman Legends is better
Megaman Legends is very good. It's not better than the GOAT though.

>invented the Z targeting thing
God why do you people keep going on about this crap? You do realize that reviewers who played OoT would have been aware of and already played games like Medievil, which had a green firefly that pointed towards whatever enemy your ranged weapons would target and there were tons of games that did stuff like this before OoT. Nobody at the time 'mistook' OoT for 'inventing targeting' as a basic concept, they just correctly recognized that it had a significantly more advanced free lockon that 'solved' the difficulties games had with janky melee combat by making your movement and actions literally revolve around the targeted enemy, which was genuinely novel.

I actually love the start of the game.

>>720011167
Those names are even more generic and soulless than literally just calling them "(Element) Temple".

>>720009992 (OP)
When you become an adult

>>720014916
It's a sigma male thing. You WOULD not understand.

>>720012048
Where's the seethe? Half the thread is reminiscing about the game positively and the other half is dunking on OP for being a retard. Unless you're OP and you're upset that you're getting clowned on or something but you're not, right?

>>720010281
Agreed but why does it show that spirit temple cutscene and only that cutscene

>>720010405
There are no top down games in the best 5 Zelda’s.

>>720011167
They do kinda already have names by proxy of where they are, at a few of them do.
>Fire Temple is right at Spectacle Rock
>Desert Colossus is where Spirit is located
>Shadow is called a House of the Dead with the actual Royal tomb right at its doorstep
>Water Temple is literally a temple used for worship
The only mystery here is Forest. It's just an abandoned mansion in the forest with no name other than the meadow it's located in.

>>720010195
Real.

>>720011167
Yeah and make the character a furfag and give it a top down isometric style and flashy attacks. OH! and hans zimmer inspired music. Now you're cooking indie games!

>>720015215
More like toxotranny.

>>720011167
How the fuck did this post of all posts upset people lmao

>>720016527
Ocarinafags cry when someone criticizes the game

>>720009992 (OP)
Once you do.

>>720012048
>why do people get mad at blatant satanic lies?

>>720010281
Is there a title screen that has matched this in the history of vidya? Can't think of one myself.

>>720017527
See >>720015604

>>720017396
Thanks for proving my point

>>720009992 (OP)
for zoomzoom shitters who have no attention span probably after jabu jabu

>>720017527
The only one that truly compares is FFX-2's with Memory of Lightwaves. However that one is much more disconnected from the actual game than OoT's is.

>>720015604
spirit temple was clearly one of the first ones they designed, the rooms look like ALttP rooms

>>720017980
Yes but why did they decide to put that one scene on loop in the opening credits

>>720018386
my guess would be that opening credits was also done early, so it's riding a horse in hyrule field and the temple that was mostly finished but I don't really know

>>720017980
The Spaceworld 97 Overdump didn't have any trace of Spirit Temple or Shadow Temple. Though it DID have an early version of the Gerudo Training Grounds. The early Deku Tree/Dodongo's Cavern/Forest/Fire/Water layouts found in the Overdump are way more similar to LttP dungeons (especially the later ones that are nearly a dozen floors each) than anything in the final game. Spirit, Shadow, and Jabu Jabu's Belly seem to be the latest dungeons added to the game (Jabu only has a very crude but unmistakable test room).

>>720015604
>>720018386
>>720018425
Do you not get that the title screen loops between different scenes each time it finishes?

>>720018647
zamn

in 1998

>>720009992 (OP)
YOU GOTTA WAIT

>>720011167
I thought your names were good anon

>>720018839
It’s just that one scene.

>>720010207
I had it on the GC when I brought wind walker (cause that shit looked really good)
this and the two snes loz games came with it
did care for the nes/snes shit
played this got stuck when navi kept telling me to go to those fat niggas, I done like everything else wondered around the shitty game word, did fishing, those other little mini games at the fair, somehow got to the tri-force white hall thing I think went back in time, saw zelda in the castle, the milk shit, I think I done all the bullshit but couldnt find the 4 dungeons and navi was still telling me to go too mt.niggadom

>>720020216
There are three different cutscenes that play each time it loops, it just always plays them in the same order. You're wrong.

>>720020365
based gibberish cunt

>>720011167
This is so fucking retarded. Firstly, having multiple names to refer to one thing is confusing. Not only for the player's mind but also every NPC is gonna have to clarify that "so and so place is actually the temple of blah blah" which nobody cares about except you. It's obnoxious fluff. These temples already have locations. It's simple to say "you have to go to the forest temple in the lost woods." But what you want is "you have to go to the deepwood manor in the lost woods which is actually known as the forest temple."

Secondly, these are TEMPLES. Built by sages long ago. So it's actually better to have simple titles like [element] temple because it shows they are connected, which you should care about if you actually are sensitive about shit like lore and names. I know this systemic pattern seems too videogamey for you so you need gibberish names but it has a purpose. Saria is the Forest Sage of the Forest Temple, not the Sage of the Deepwood Manor. The "Temple" part is more significant and should not be reduced to a subtitle you DUNCE.

Never become a writer. And never work in the gaming industry.

>>720011167
You can try to force anything these days and it'll work but what you wrote is extremely low quality.
I suggest naming yourself the king of deepthoat manor.

>>720009992 (OP)
When your IQ is above 70. So, for you, never.

wait until you see what the names are in the japanese version

>>720009992 (OP)
I know youre trolling but for anyone else reading, if you have to ask a question that a child understands implicitly then you are mentally retarded.

>>720009992 (OP)
When you turn the game off and realize Kingsfield 3 did this better 2 years earlier

>>720009992 (OP)
Sadly it doesn't

>>720009992 (OP)
It's consistently good but I'll admit the spirit temple loses my attention

>>720011394
>>720011476
>>720015860
>>720022246
Samefag

>>720022246
I'm not reading all that

>>720023321
No, Anon
Multiple people can think your idea is lame

>>720011167
pointless spoilers
>>720017701
only a monster could hate it just look at this guy >>720011415

>>720024792
But multiple anons all talking in the same melodramatic faggy way? Unlikely.

>>720026463
Your suggestion is complete ass. You're obviously barely put thought into it and are just annoyed at the use of cliche elements enough that you want to replace them with dungeon names that are generically gamer sounding shit anyway (like Deepwood, because it's deep in the woods, get it). Like, yes, we get that a number of the temples are structures built with some other purpose, that's implicit, but even then why the fuck would the Fire Temple be called the "Dragon's Shine"? Like, the Gorons fucking *hate* dragons beyond everything, they are mortal enemies going back generations, and what is the significance of using 'shrine' over 'temple' supposed to be?

>>720022246 is right. the child dungeons are organic structures with unique names, while the adult temples are purposely built/modified places for the different sages. You come off as high off your ass for thinking your shit is more clever.

>>720009992 (OP)
OP here, sorry wrong pic

>>720009992 (OP)
i think just from the start, probably after deku tree

>>720010405
>to the top down games.
This is a terrible take. The best ones would probably be LTTP/LA and they aren't even close to OOT/MM.

>>720027173
You're still not explaining the fucking problem you miserable piece of shit.

>>720028268
>You're still not explaining the fucking problem
We have, clearly, and you're just too up your own ass to read.

A full decompilation and multiple ports of the game exist along with editing tools. You are free to rename the places to whatever you want. Nobody else would care, but you are asshurt over fair criticism and don't see the problems with your own suggestions.

>>720028614
You're throwing histrionic manifesto-sized meltdowns because I voiced one little quibble a couple hours ago. Get a fucking grip on your life.

>>720011167
dark souls has RUINED naming conventions in vidya

>>720009992 (OP)
Stop! Before you say something you might regret!
Don't diss Ocarina on the internet!
Think what frightening fanboys you provoke!
They don't know you're otherwise a decent bloke!

>>720009992 (OP)
When Navi wakes you up.

>>720022246
>Firstly, having multiple names to refer to one thing is confusing.

Yeah, there's no need for that kind of thing on Planet Earth, also known as Terra, or Gaia, or Tellus, or Jörð, or Bhumi, or...

>>720028876
You getting so buthurt over this makes you look pathetic. I mean you want to call the colossus area "Desert's End" for Christ sake. You don't seem to understand how thoughtlessly 'videygamey' your shit comes off as (moreso than even the original names you think you're trying to fix) and need to be put in your place. You lack the judgement to see why people are shitting on your fairly.

>>720021210
I was a kid I didnt read shit till I got stuck, Found out now by looking, I'd had to turn older to then do the dungons

>>720029295
Gnostic imagery.

>>720029247
There are plenty of things about the game that are actually straight up flawed and could have been outright improved. Enemies do suck because they're way too passive etc.


But most of what people tend to complain all the time about are not those things, but rather design choices that are super nitpicked despite either barely impacting the quality of the game or being deliberately made that way to achieve a certain thing that would be hard to trivially improve on without fucking up something else. Hyrule Field being a big empty space is the prime example of this, it's genuinely clever and well put together in all kinds of ways, but people act like it's the worst thing.

>>720029247
That would imply that you would have actual valid criticisms regarding the game rather than low quality ragebait posts out of inherent butthurt because this Zelda is talked more about than your favorite one.

>>720009992 (OP)
nice b8. this is the greatest game ever made, anyone that disagrees is a faggot that doesn't know fucking shit about good games.