Thread 720021990

I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE WHO DON'T LOOK LIKE ME

Xenos aren't people

>>720022031
TRUE

I love fucking people who don't look like me

>NOOOO YOU DON'T GET IT, THE IMPERIUM ARE THE BAD GUYS, THEY'RE DOING A HECKING FASCISM!

Shoot the fucking bugs that have no reason to exist beyond consuming all biomass everywhere or I will shoot you.

FINALLY a non-shit looking old-style helmet.

>>720022262
dainty

>nooooo what if the aliens wanted to be friends
>aliens in 40k: you can either do slave labor in the acid pit or die being tortured to death your choice bucko

>>720022262
I love it. D:<

>>720022241
>Maybe, m'lord, we ought to develop some new weapons to fight these bugs? Or ally with the other species that are fighting the bugs? Or maybe reorganize our empire into something more suited to long term survival?
>No, face the wall, heretic, etc.

According to Imperiumfags, the best humanity can manage is a shitty, crumbling empire that is slowly being wiped out inch by inch.

>>720022346
>its supposed to be a mindblowing revelation that a setting designed for one outcome pushes one possible outcome, or the entire thing falls apart

sgt. tarkus clarkus mcfarkus reporting to kill xenos scum

>>720022943
It's not a perfect system, but by the God-Emperor, it's the best system we've got.

>>720021990 (OP)
But brother!!!
Xenos and Heretics aren't people![/spoiler[

>>720022943
the whole imperium is a parody of the shit that is christianity, it's not hard to understand

>>720023580
In what way?

>>720023426
Agreed, good talk

>>720023657
are you retarded?

>>720023657
He's retarded, ignore him.

the new version of the codex astartes revised by Guilliman himself says that I am legally allowed to have an Aeldari “companion”

>>720021990 (OP)
>a literal hive minded race of flesh bugs that exist solely to eat any and all organic life to extinction
>humanity stands united in a combined effort to wipe out said bugs along with every other race that only wants destruction and chaos to spread
>bUt wArHaMmER hAs no gOoD gUyZ

>>720022943
>develop new weapons
Oh yeah sure tell that to the over zealous cyber monks on Mars that view a 5000 year old blender as a holy artifact and see new inventions as sacrilegious. I don't know why the GRIM DARK world of 40k is a hard concept for brainlets to get. Shits fucked, shits been fucked and will to get even more fucked by the minute thats how it is in this bitch of a 41st millennium.

>>720024385
Warhammer only has the "least shit" option and that option is the current Imperium of Man
Tau? Slavery
Nids? Food
DEldar? Slavery/food
Chaos? Slavery
Eldar? Not pro-human

>>720021990 (OP)
>Anniversary update.
>Makes the game worse.
A tale as old as time when it comes to Warhammer games

Tau are the good guys, we've answered this question.

>>720021990 (OP)
But all the fans want to fuck the elves and blue Chinese people

>>720024124
Guilliman is a filthy traitor and xenos-lover who needs to be branded EXCOMMUNICATE TRAITORIS and then handed over to the God-Emperor's Most Holy Inquisition

>>720024936
Dorn? I thought you're dead

>>720024707
They develop new stuff all the time. Plus they find stcs which give them cool shit
>>720024885
>the necrons are the good guys
FTFY

orkz iz best

>>720022031
uhhh... you just lack media literacy CHUD
we PUNCH NAZIS HERE
DO BETTER

>>720024980
I got better

>>720025001
>british roadmen
>best
Go make another tin can walker

>>720025000
>le heckin' reddit skeletons, Trazyn is SO funny!

No, not them. Never them.

>>720024936
okay, Leandros.

>>720023580
>actual demons that can fuck you up for the smallest mistake or sign of weakness
>IT'S LE HECKEN CHRISTIANITY BUT RETARDED XD

>>720024385
Sounds like a picture-perfect allegory for the rightoid menace to me. Now if only everything with the imperium wasn't retarded and incoherent due to being written by a hundred different people over decades maybe we'd have something here

>>720025123
>>IT'S LE HECKEN CHRISTIANITY BUT RETARDED XD
so... christianity?

sisters of battle owe me sex

>>720025194
>>720023580
>CHRISTIANTIY CHRISTIANITY CHRISTIANITY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
CHADsus MINDBROKE you.

Is this the thread? As I've an actual vidya question.
I decided I was gonna do a Dawn of War canon playthrough of each game and expansion campaign leading up to DoW 4.
But the Winter Assault Order campaign seems like a buggy mess. I get to mission 3, move the Eldar to the guard base and then dialogue just starts skipping, music stops playing, the entire thing becomes a mess.
I reload a save, same issue. I restart the mission, same issue. What's the fix?

>>720025006
you miss the point of warhammer races glass / conquer entire planets. imagine defending ayylmao they elves really but are real people when they commited a holocaust 3 times the number of Earths current population on a Tuesday

How big are primarch dicks?

>>720025256
I've not heard that one before. Does it crash?

>>720025381
Big enough to satisfy your mom