Thread 720025228

ITT game ruining decisions

shoving a kid in the canon

>>720025228 (OP)
A masterclass in terrible game design.

>>720025517
Diagonal pogo seems intuitive here, why are you complaining?

>>720025517
I'm not playing this shitty reddit game but that really seems like an entirely reasonable platformer segment.

I feel like its weirdly inconsistent like after the second pogo the game forgets im holding the diagonal
and the hitboxes for the red plumes seem smaller than the actual shape of em

>>720025228 (OP)
For combat this is fine.
Traversal absolute dog shit.

>>720025228 (OP)
I said it before release, and I was right, Team Cherry should never have made a game staring Hornet.
It was a stupid decision (her boss moves don't translate well to normal gameplay) influenced by wokeness (the liberal desire to feature a strong grrlboss as protagonist).

Hollow Knight 2 should've featured The Knight again or the Hollow Knight.
>b-b-but the knights story is over it would make no sense
Shut the fuck up, the beauty of fictional stories is you can just make up reasons for anything in service of gameplay.

I like it because, while it's harder to master, I feel more badass when I chain pogo comobos.
>>720025718
Clearly the protagonist should have been zote.
Also, the problem with silksong is not the moveset, it's cool, the problem is just that all bosses deal two damage.

>>720025228 (OP)
Why does everyone pretend like you can't just get a normal pogo within a couple of hours of playing?

>>720025795
?????????
What do you mean?

>>720025718
>(the liberal desire to feature a strong grrlboss as protagonist).
it's not just the protagonist
every competent character is female while the male characters are servants and fools

>>720025228 (OP)
filtered

>>720025718
reminder the third game that didn't get funded was supposed to be for Zote

>>720025834
There's a locked door above bonebottom(in the wormways), so if you buy the key you can use it there, it leads to an unlock for an alternate moveset.
If you've already used your key there's another moveset with an easier pogo in greymoor

>>720025856
no fucking shit, female bugs are superior to the males irl

>>720025228 (OP)
She literally does this in Hollow Knight and that is why you can beat her
She kept all her handicaps from the fist game

>>720025517
Love the drawing but lol gitgud

>>720025228 (OP)
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE NO LE HECKIN' TRIGONOMETRY!
SAVE ME CALCULUS MAN!

>>720025228 (OP)
>Finally use reaper after ignoring it through most(?) of the game
>Game suddenly became 20% more fun for me

>>720025517
Taunt the enemies over to you.

>>720025718
>strong girlboss
she's a sexy strong girlboss.

>>720027523
>sexy strong girlboss
she's a sexy strong girlboss with an anime girl voice.

>>720025718
>playing as a strong woman makes you woke
>playing as a weak woman makes you a tranny
You lack thought in everything you say, you just care about saying it.

>>720025228 (OP)
If you played more than 10 minutes you'd know that you get other weapons with different movesets and not the diagonal downwards attack but you retard faggots just parrot shit you see instead of playing the game.

>>720026670
>Shoot hook
>It visibly phases through the chandelier more reliably than actually hooking
>300-400k+ run instantly dead
What did they mean by this?

>>720025228 (OP)
I got used to it pretty quickly, quit blaming the game, you just suck at video games.

WTF

SHE FUCKING TOLD YOU ALREADY IN THE FIRST GAME
https://youtu.be/ZEI4-c9x1C4?si=XT1ufsifvcLUazEH

>>720025228 (OP)
i don't get it

>>720028776
She is a spider/wyrm hybrid. I wonder who she considers a mate.

>>720028824
The downwards attack is diagonal for some reason.

>>720025228 (OP)
I hope they don't change a single thing you shitters are whining for. It's so funny reading the meltdowns in steam reviews
>Ummm it's not that it's hard, it's that it's PUNISHING reeeeee
Also, **there is a straight pogo if you equip the shitter's crest from the chapel in greymoor**

>>720025795
Because they got filtered by ludo within 2 hours and fucked off to whine on reddit.

>>720029025
Human males.

>>720025718
>girlboss
Hornet is super humble and polite.

Was interested until I saw this.
Instantly dropped, blackrock funded DEIslop

>>720025228 (OP)
Learn to predict and interpret trajectories, nigger.

>>720029978
>White Lady talks about being so horny she has to physically restrain herself from begging people to breed her over and over, and says this explicitly to her own child
>everything is fine
>Hornet talks about having sex in a random journal entry, a thought only for herself
>AAAAEEEEEEIIIIII SAVE ME NIGGERMAN THE WOMAN IS A HARLOT

>>720029978
>t. homosexual

Just use reaper

>>720029978
Are you telling me this insect is not a chaste maiden?!

>>720028573
>playing as a woman
shiggy

>>720029280
They never nerfed pantheons so I doubt they will here either.

>>720025517
>wahhh, why can't I just facetank the game!?!
Retarded and entitled mutt hyperbole.

>>720025228 (OP)
>LA Noire
Adding a jingle after every dialogue option. No better thing in a detective game with branching paths than to add a "haha you lost/won" jingle to all dialogue.
>Nier Automata
Enemy levels, too generous dodge, dirt cheap heals with 99 capacity.
>Dying Light
Having exactly two "panting runner zombie" sound clips for the entire game.
>Witcher 2
Dithering transparency.
>RE4
Have to pause the game and enter a menu to swap weapons.
>Zeno Clash 2
Raising your fists cuts down your speed by 90%.

>>720029978
>Known past of relationships, looked back on in a naive but yearning way
>Some NPCs will try to grope her at random
>Getting caught by the cage enemies puts her in a dungeon scenario where she's butt naked
>Captors grabbing and sniffing her clothes
>Likely tortured and used by said captors
All this game's missing is a sex stats page and it's a bona fide h-game

>>720030492
>>Some NPCs will try to grope her at random
Who besides Nuu?

>>720030082
>Normalizes women spreading legs to anyone who they come across
>Normalizes woman not being faithful after her husband dies(aka cuckoldry)
>"Le I had feelings for men, but now I'm strong and don't need no man!"
>Normalizes women being in combat roles
>General bossgirl attitude
And you wonder why white birthrates are down. And we know she just fucks around for fun and isn't going to settle down as a wife like women should.

>>720030492
And this is better how? And no she doesn't "yearn" back for any relationships. She finds them a waste of time but still spreads legs to anyone like women do these days, but doesn't want to settle down because she's an independent STRONG WOMYN.
SBI isn't sending their best. Can't wait to see what Grummz has to say about this

>>720030564
The orange fly tried to rape her.

>>720030336
>Thinking they're American while all of them are asleep
Brown hands etc.

>>720025517
This is literally just whining because you are bad. I know the exact part you are detailing (and exaggerating) with this drawing and it's far, far easier than you make it out to be.

>>720025228 (OP)
This game is laughably easy. You have regenerating health and your jump pogo sends you flying to the top of the screen.

>>720030564
Other one I remember is the little thiefbug will try to get into her clothes to rummage through them. That reminds me though
>Enemies stunlock her into two hearts of damage, some fo which are basically just grabbing her tightly
>Lots of upskirt shots, but specifically standing on air pockets will just lift up her skirt
There's a lot of subtle horniness in this game.

>>720030585
Settle down man, unironically bringing up twitter clout goblins like they hold some importance to you is not a good look.

>>720025517
The main issue is the 8 min run back, the rest is fine.

>>720029025
Probably tried to get with a vessel, but he didn't make for good conversation.

It's my headcanon that her and Quirrel fucked like rabbits when they were young.

>>720025228 (OP)
>>720025718
Agreed. They listened to the most terminally online retards of the fanbase and fucked up the game. What a disappointment.

>>720030857
>They listened to the most terminally online retards
Why then did they not listen to the terminally online fans begging them to give updates to the game? Retard.

>>720030801
And why does mentioning Grummz makes you kneejerk defend a game? Huh?
He has never been wrong and exposes leftist agend on vidya. Can't wait to see what we find when we follow the money. Grummz also makes actual vidya with sexy women, not troon furbait for grooming kids and telling them that women fucking around and never settling down is normal and good.

>>720029978
>>720030082
>>720030585

You guys know she's talking about her past mates. Not that they actually had sex.
For all we know, she could have been waiting for marriage.
We know bug marriage is a thing in this universe, and she's the daughter of two powerful political figures.

Also,
>>General bossgirl attitude
you didn't play the game. She's polite and cordial to everyone she comes across. Only touting her own skill at hunting when the topic comes up, and offering a helping hand to those in need.
About half way through act 1, I even noticed that she stops bringing up the topic of payment every time she offers help.

Difficulty aside, I think this particular move is valid criticism. Downward pogo from HK just felt better.

On the other hand, the sprint that Hornet gets really early is a great thing that HK didn't really have.

>>720029978
>prelease xitter posting was full of Hornet x Lace
>this is somehow good
>Hornet turned out to be heterosexual
>this is somehow bad
I'm noticing

>>720030984
Immaculate bait. Schizo even. He has mastered the art of ignoring situational awareness and just keeps talking to a gooner saying Silksong should be a porn game.

>>720025228 (OP)
roflmao. forum poasters can't game

>>720030585
>>Normalizes woman not being faithful after her husband dies(aka cuckoldry)
Bible also does this.

>>720025494
it's optional game mechanic, are you dumb?

>>720029978
>Spiders eat their mates unless the male spider fucks off with acrobatic prowess after hypnotizing his girl.
>Arachnids aren't bugs.

>>720025517
Is this game just a modern castlevania 2 simons quest?

>>720030995
>She's polite and cordial to everyone she comes across. Only touting her own skill at hunting when the topic comes up, and offering a helping hand to those in need.
>About half way through act 1, I even noticed that she stops bringing up the topic of payment every time she offers help
So she's basically a male character.
Now why did they have a need to make Hornet into female? She doesn't have any feminine traits except for having fucked around and never settling down. They are treating women having sex as same thing as men having sex.
Men spread seed.
Women receive seed from the strongest male.
Not the other fucking way around.
If she was a male character who would have said that he just fucked around but doesn't settle for women because they are useless to him(aka other way around as Hornet says) the whole game would've been canceled by blusky mob. But when it's WOMAN then it's suddenly okay?
I have no idea why you defend clear fucking DEIslop so adamantly? You are just blocking any info that could make your honeymoon game look bad or point out the grooming propaganda.

>>720031036
>>720031081
Yeah kys

>>720031119
You fucking now this isn't the same thing tranny. Don't you fucking try to attack Christianity.

>>720031185
>"No no, this is normal because she's a spider..."
>"...But isn't it cool how she doesn't need a mate!? And she's like strongest and most badass character! And remember how she needs no man and women fucking around is 100% okay kids, even if she's your gf/wife! WE NEED TO BE LE BETTER BUGS!"

So it's a trooncord raid.

>>720030984
>Grummz fanatic unironically losing a debate to a porn addict
It's almost ironic

>>720025718
she is a girl that is why she gets 2 damage. but men who play it cannot out skill the situation and cry. amazing

>>720025228 (OP)
You can get reaper crest pretty early in the game.
It gives a downswing similar to hollow knight while also having a pretty fuckin' strong passive.

>>720031396
You do know that furbait indie shit is why kids are porn addicts? There is a difference of sexy girls for adults and corrupting kids from childhood to think shit like women fucking around nonstop is all okay.
You are arguing in bad faith and trying to force your agenda while ignoring any possible thing pointing out that it's groomershit. Next you are gonna defend some Roblox groomer servers and say "lol it's porn it's okay xDDDD"
Fucking kill yourself you degenerate groomer troon.

>>720028573
>playing as a woman
there's your problem
>but you like staring at men's asses
fuck off faggot

>>720031127

>optional

My sweet summer child

>>720031575
Sorry anon, but you already took a guy too seriously for saying that Silksong should have "Sex Stats"

>>720025228 (OP)
haven't played this game but from the webms i've seen literally what stops you from just falling lower on it and bouncing up normally

>>720031808
Nothing. You can just get right on top of stuff to pogo. And nothing is designed expecting you to do a full length dive because the other crests don't have that kind of distance.

I think this one picture sums up the game perfectly.

Extra points for knowing where I am

>>720030585
Sir, this is a Wendy's

>>720032493
What do you even do in that situation? Can you kill a wagie in that state?

>>720032493
Fucked up area, made me feel bad for the people who used to work there. Did you happen upon the confessional that you have to pay to confess something, and it just gives an automated voice telling you to work harder and spend more rosaries to repent?

>>720032493
>he redeemed all the consumable rosaries like a dumdum
Unironically skill issue.

>>720031345
>You fucking now this isn't the same thing tranny. Don't you fucking try to attack Christianity.
If it's an attack, it's only on your ignorance. Getting remarried after your wife/husband dies is a normal thing. Onan gets zapped by God for preferring to masturbate over fucking his dead brother's wife.
>tranny
Obsessed.

>>720032493
Did you learn to always carry rosary items with you?

>>720025228 (OP)
>>720025517
>"Been having a really hard time physically and mentally (especially mentally)," added another. "[I] was looking forward to my most anticipated game ever after having the worst work day ever, got really hyped, sat down, played it, it made the depression worse [...] I’m upset I don’t like it and I’m upset I’m not good enough at the game to like it."
XISTERS... NOT LIKE THIS....

>>720025228 (OP)
RETARD

Having shitty non-detailed character designs. See the OP pic.

>>720029978
this game is too hard for women. the only reason you get blasted by this kind of fornication propaganda is to ruin all young women by promoting promiscuity and making them pair bond with criminal niggers or pedophiles, ruining them for marriage and making their first children come out like thugs unless you make them abort your firstborn (another traumatizing experience)
at worst this is normalizing the idea for simps. not that it matters though ugly zoomer girls can't get laid and it's open season

>>720032574
>be bug
>work hard for a modest 35 rosary/day wage
>sit down for lunch
>that's 15 rosaries thank you
>finish your 16 hour day, go rest for the night
>that's 15 rosaries thank you
>it's sunday and you've saved up 30 rosaries
>it's time for the mandatory weekly confessional

>>720032817
>not that it matters though ugly zoomer girls can't get laid and it's open season
Can I have some advice sexhaver anon? I'm a zoomer and permanently struggling to get a girl interested in me.

>>720032884
get rich or wait 10 years

>>720025718
I dont know, gooks are more redpilled than most eurocucks or americucks.

>>720025228 (OP)
Silksong
Doesn't respect that players have different skill levels
doesn't respect people's time by making you artificially grind and run back
Devs don't really respect their fans because they also blueballed them for 7 years

>>720030370
>RE4
>Have to pause the game and enter a menu to swap weapons.

Based remake fixed this

>>720026072
If I already reached Wanderer's Shrine by parachuting from Shellwood, is it a waste of my money to open the door?

>>720025228 (OP)
I like it. A bit trickier than the standard pogo but just as consistent once you stop being bad at it.

>>720033473
There are other locks that require the key as well (and the key is one time use)

>>720032493
>would have had 15
>but the Box2D physics carried the last bead into spikes where they disappeared from existence.

>>720033590
Alright, I'll buy it for other uses then

>>720025228 (OP)
You guys aren't actually getting filtered by the dive stab, right? It's just the dive kick from SoTN. Act 1 gives you a glide that makes timing it even easier. But the move by itself becomes second nature after enough practice.

>>720034048
Sotn doesn't have horrible platforming

>720025718
>girlsboss protagonist
Play the game if you want a (You). She's respectful, doesn't talk other down, isn't a smug and snarky bitch and so on. Now that you learnt something, hang yourself faggot.

>>720030857
shazam lost and got raped

>>720031345
Guy, go back to /co/ and take your meds

>>720034112
Yeah, it doesn't have platforming at all

>>720032493
Jesus, do you all just suck? I had something like 500 rosaries on me in the form of the necklaces.

>>720029978
What's the matter, can't match her lifespan?

>>720032628
>>720032648
>>720034630
>NOOOOOOOOO STOP HOOOOOOOOARDING SHIT
>NOOOOOOOOO STOP CONSOOOOOOOMING SHIT

Make up your fucking minds holy shit

>>720025228 (OP)
i might have fucked myself out of an area in the game.
i went to the slab before getting abducted there and i think i killed the npc that is supposed to abduct you so he wont show up and i might not get any of the keys i need to go in in there.

pic related.
cant get abducted so i probably cant explore the rest of this area.
pls tell me i didnt fuck up. i checked several placeses where the event can trigger but the guy with the cage is never there and i vaguely remember killing him when visiting the slab on my way to the frozen area.

>>720030659
Just wanted to add it's incredibly easier to me than it will ever be to you. Thanks, that's all

>>720025517
>input read

damn BRO this videogame AI moves out of the way of my bullets what the FUCK INPUT READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you like, never played a videogame before?

they give you the thing that lets yyou do meaty pogos in the arc right below you and it is impossible for me to switch

>>720030585
>Normalizes women spreading legs to anyone who they come across
Only on 4chan would a grown man equate a literal bug with women.

>>720025517
>A masterclass in terrible game design.
Very true, reason why Hollow knight still the best game

Whats that? replacing a familiar pogo with a diagonal slashdash for the alternative character DLC? What a bold and original concept!

>>720029978
We need to be better bugs for her

>>720026670
I have no issues with the hook at this point. I'm just annoyed when runs die because of the constant HP drain and 0 healing items.

>>720038034
>Only on 4chan would a grown man equate a literal bug with women.
Well yes, are you a newfag? Reddit is right over there if you don't like it here, they 100% will think exactly like you

>>720038034
So Hornet isn't female character at all?


>>720038164
kek this
But Silkslop fans will swallow this shit up

>>720030370
>Have to pause the game and enter a menu to swap weapons.
No?

>>720038346
>So Hornet isn't female character at all?
A female bug.

>>720026713
That's the solution and it's unfun and boring.

>>720038492
>"It's not female character!"
>"W-Well okay it's female character, but... She's le bug so there is no correlation on her being any kind of female character l-like..."
>"And yeah it's brought up multiple times that she's female..."
>And spreads legs like a typical onlyfans whore who thinks it's empowering to never settle down
>"T-THAT DOESN'T COUNT, CHUD! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!"
I accept your concession

>>720026372
Yes dude, I'm sure that's the reason for it, you and TC are so smart woww

>>720025228 (OP)
I don't mind it too much actually, just wish that the downward dash lasted a bit longer or had a slightly larger hitbox.

>>720031345
based chud

>>720025517
the fact that retards defend this style of NES-era poor game design means humanity already is a lost cause

>>720038701
It's a fucking bug. Bugs are not women. It's really that simple.

>>720038151
I really didn't like Specter of Torment much, it's the black sheep of the games as far as I'm concerned.

>>720038920
>Have a woman who sucks nigger dicks through whole game
>Game tells how black men are better for her than any heckin problematic white male
>Never settles down nor fulfills her role as a woman, just pumps out niglets
>Depicted as badass super strong warrior that emasculates le toxic males
>"U-Uhh... But she's an alien! See her blue skin!? It literally means nothing! You are overthinking you heckin chud! HER BODY HER CHOICE!"
>Funded by Blackrock and Sweet Baby Inc.
Follow the money

>>720025228 (OP)
Divekick>>>>>>>>>Pogo

>>720039109
Silksong BBC Edition

>>720039109
Behold a bunch of females and their hole.