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Anonymous No.720032250 [Report] >>720032445 >>720032767 >>720033260 >>720033395 >>720034753 >>720035785 >>720036575 >>720037323 >>720038409 >>720038957
ugly protagonist? I'm not buying your game, simple as
I'm so tired of being bombarded by lame, old, fat, ugly hags and uncs

maybe in the past my tolerance was greater but after being assaulted for more than a decade I drew the line: you will either have cute girls/cool guys occupying my screen in your 70 dollar game or I won't even pirate your game, sorry not sorry
Anonymous No.720032445 [Report]
>>720032250 (OP)
same
Anonymous No.720032767 [Report] >>720033032
>>720032250 (OP)
Except for the haircut, the character is fine. Way better than being stuck with a Lies of P twink or some anime bimbo whore.
Anonymous No.720033032 [Report] >>720033298
>>720032767
>the character is fine
no he isn't
he's old and lame
not even charismatic or funny, just boring
which is why this game flopped (people are fatigued)

>Lies of P twink
good character design for a Pinocchio but he could've been cuter I guess?

>some anime bimbo whore
she doesn't need to be a bimbo whore
and "anime" doesn't really ring true as a criticism anymore since you keep using it for non-anime characters too
Anonymous No.720033260 [Report] >>720033283
>>720032250 (OP)
he's not really ugly - it's just the hair doesn't suit his facial structure
Anonymous No.720033283 [Report] >>720033332
>>720033260
>he's not really ugly
he's old and lame
Anonymous No.720033298 [Report] >>720033326 >>720033761 >>720036938
>>720033032
he's a self-confessed sociopath voiced by adam jensen
your yellow-fevered ass can suck a dick
Anonymous No.720033326 [Report]
>>720033298
based
Anonymous No.720033332 [Report] >>720033761
>>720033283
so are you
Anonymous No.720033395 [Report] >>720033447 >>720033836
>>720032250 (OP)
Not sure why you're trying so hard to make this a thing. Story wise he's a middle aged emotionless sociopath and that's exactly how he looks
Anonymous No.720033447 [Report] >>720033624
>>720033395
>do the same with a woman
>woke, ugly
Anonymous No.720033624 [Report]
>>720033447
Yes men and women have different social expectations, you're not the first one to notice that. Man are required to be manly and women are required to be feminine. And this guy is in fact manly. You don't need a pretty face to be manly, you just need to be manly
Anonymous No.720033761 [Report] >>720033904 >>720034043
>>720033298
>he's a self-confessed sociopath
I don't care? he's lame

>>720033332
I'm not packaged in a 70 dollars product
Anonymous No.720033836 [Report] >>720033904 >>720035021 >>720041000
>>720033395
>Story wise he's a middle aged emotionless sociopath
ok but why? this is like making the Returnal protagonist a post abortion depressed hag

I don't care about that bro, nobody does
it's a silly action game - give me silly cool action protagonists that fit
Anonymous No.720033904 [Report] >>720034121
>>720033761
He's the least lame character in his game so he qualifies for a protagonist role. It's just the whole game is a bit lame but for some reason you're focusing on him alone.
>>720033836
>it's a silly action game
No it's a pretentious walking sim about the horrors of war. Are you trolling or just retarded
Anonymous No.720033967 [Report] >>720034026 >>720037126
also people don't know what "sociopaths" are

if he's calm and capable of holding a conversation without raging outbursts he is NOT a sociopath

if he's capable of holding a conversation but without actually caring or plotting something immoral in the meantime he's a PSYCHOPATH instead

people mixed these two up in recent years for some reason
Anonymous No.720033979 [Report] >>720034195
So basically you are just straight up admitting that you are shallow, superficiall, and spiritually dead?
Anonymous No.720034026 [Report] >>720037019
>>720033967
The game itself calls him a sociopath so it is what it is. Argue with the devs
Anonymous No.720034043 [Report] >>720034195
>>720033761
fucking ESLs
Anonymous No.720034121 [Report] >>720034202 >>720041079
>>720033904
stuff like dear esther and death stranding are pretentious walking sims

stuff like the last of us and the order 1886 are moviegames

stuff like detroit become human or telltale game are CYOA moviegames

hell is us has soulslike combat and exploration, it's just plagued with lameness narrative and design that doesn't fit - like returnal
Anonymous No.720034195 [Report]
>>720034043
ESL hours...

>>720033979
you're not a deep, "natural" and spiritually enlightened person because you like ugly characters in kiddy video games for losers
Anonymous No.720034202 [Report] >>720034249
>>720034121
>hell is us has soulslike combat

it really doesn't
it reminds me more of the original nier
Anonymous No.720034249 [Report]
>>720034202
>>720033167
Anonymous No.720034753 [Report]
>>720032250 (OP)
Not black so automatically at least a 6/10
Anonymous No.720035021 [Report] >>720035050 >>720035412
>>720033836
Bottom still looks better. Who the fuck wants to play as Hillary Clinton?
Anonymous No.720035050 [Report]
>>720035021
Hillary Clinton
Anonymous No.720035412 [Report]
>>720035021
>Bottom still looks better
well of course it looks better wtf

it's not an ironic image
Anonymous No.720035785 [Report]
>>720032250 (OP)
He looks like a libertarian to me.
Anonymous No.720036575 [Report] >>720037270
>>720032250 (OP)
youre gay/weeb/r/asianmasculity
Anonymous No.720036869 [Report]
same for me, I won't buy this game with such an ugly main character. fuck you.
Anonymous No.720036938 [Report]
>>720033298
If you actually believe there’s such a thing as a sociopath, you need to be euthanized.
Anonymous No.720037019 [Report]
>>720034026
The game calls him a sociopath, but then the next flash forward the interrogator wonders if the protagonist really is a sociopath.
Anonymous No.720037126 [Report] >>720037638
>>720033967
>if he's calm and capable of holding a conversation without raging outbursts he is NOT a sociopath
That sounds more like autism.
Anonymous No.720037270 [Report]
>>720036575
wrong
Anonymous No.720037323 [Report]
>>720032250 (OP)
Idk what game this is but this guy looks normal to me.
Anonymous No.720037443 [Report] >>720037631 >>720037743
He looks like an average middled age French or Italian (the white kind before you greentext me with your favorite reaction image),I just think it's interesting how these threads somehow always attract THAT poster who posts his asian waifus and replies to everybody passive aggressively,I see him across many boards and I bet he makes all these threads
Anonymous No.720037631 [Report] >>720037898
>>720037443
he looks NOTHING like a frenchie or an italochad, moron. he looks like an ugly slavbum with fucking zoomer hair
Anonymous No.720037638 [Report]
>>720037126
sociopaths are pushy, impulsive, unreasonable and violent
they're annoying to work with and very disagreeable

also there's more of them every day because they're created by shit upbringing and shit working conditions, not born
Anonymous No.720037743 [Report] >>720037961
>>720037443
>THAT poster who posts his asian waifus and replies to everybody passive aggressively,I see him across many boards
maybe you're just off your medsies?
Anonymous No.720037898 [Report] >>720040662
>>720037631
Are you even European?Looks like a Roman emperor
>Zoomer haircut
What the shit are you talking about .Get off the internet
Anonymous No.720037961 [Report] >>720038368
>>720037743
So it's you huh?Get a life,son
Anonymous No.720038368 [Report]
>>720037961
true I'm everywhere all at once, haunting you
Anonymous No.720038409 [Report]
>>720032250 (OP)
this
either make the protagonist not suck to look at or at least cover them up in armor or some shit
Anonymous No.720038502 [Report]
like why the fuck did they give him a zoomer broccoli cut when he's 50
Anonymous No.720038681 [Report] >>720040737 >>720040965 >>720043102
Why does /v/ simps for and excuses old ugly men protagonists but shits on old ugly women protagonists?
Anonymous No.720038957 [Report]
>>720032250 (OP)
what the FUCK are you talking about, op. you don’t have ANYTHING better to do than make a piece of shit dumbass thread like this? jesus christ. How old are you, 15?
Anonymous No.720040662 [Report]
>>720037898
yes, I am and whiter than you'll ever be, faggot
Anonymous No.720040737 [Report]
>>720038681
unironic mysoginists who think they didn't hit the wall at 27 lol
Anonymous No.720040965 [Report]
>>720038681
Because women should be pretty and men should be manly. It's only confusing to you because you refuse to accept that men and women are different. Nobody else is confused by this
Anonymous No.720041000 [Report]
>>720033836
I think the people who actually don't care aren't obsessively telling devs to make prettier boys in a room with no devs in it
Anonymous No.720041079 [Report]
>>720034121
>has soulslike combat
It's very barebones, the game clearly doesn't give a shit about its own combat. What it cares about it is muh story and muh point and click style puzzles
Anonymous No.720043102 [Report]
>>720038681
Men and women are different. Hell is us looks like a bad game.