Thread 720034126

>>720034126 (OP)
>What if we had a cute vampire girl, right.
>But get this: she has fucking weird tits!

I actually tilt myself when entering corners

>>720034126 (OP)
id suck his nerd cock this instant

>>720034126 (OP)
Controller?

>Tilt the controller to steer faster
>It works

>>720034304
her tits are fine you size queen

>>720034718
No one said anything about their size, they're not even that small, they're just weird.

>>720034126 (OP)
>sway while strafing in an fps

>>720034304
You got evidence to back that up?

>>720034304
what do you mean

>>720034304
>>720034772
>Doesn't like torpedos
How do you even play video games with such shit taste?

>>720034126 (OP)
I wish she gave me this look after cheating on me

>>720034304
weird tits? i just looked her up and she has just small boobs

>>720034865
Those aren't torpedos. I don't even know what to call them. Stressballs?

I lean forward when I want to go faster.
I also get a scare/surprised when I die unexpectedly.

>>720034304
Nazuna's chest is perfectly fine.
Look up Solaria by ebonyxh, now that's some weird tits.

>>720035319
wtf

>>720034885
Nazuna would never

>>720035096
those are just raita banana tits at a different angle

>>720035319
would have been ok if not for the excessive hair and guro

>mfw i found out why torpedo tits don't exist irl anymore
>mfw i found out why big clits are incredibly rare
>forced surgery on children

Why is it so hard for authors to make vampires the evil bloodsucking demons they're supposed to be? Japanese authors especially just seem to be deeply depressed individuals, so everything has to be "moe" and lighthearted.

>>720034126 (OP)
Yes, I lean my body left and right while playing FPS too

>>720034126 (OP)
I'M USING TILT CONTROLS!

>>720035663
Sounds like bullshit.

>>720034126 (OP)
just post the fucking ryona webms from the /a/ thread
we all know thats why you made this thread, faggot

>>720036010
I wish it was anon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex_medical_interventions
most of the world is still performing non-consensual surgeries at birth on children that aren't perfectly normal
sometimes without even consulting the parents

>>720034126 (OP)
>>720034568
Tilting ur controller helps u put faster pressure on the sticks, which helps in reactivity and also not breaking ur fingers as hard.

>>720035756
That stuff led to the creation of Metroidvanias and we've all seen the consequences of that

>>720034126 (OP)
>mfw doing this in GTAIV with the Sixaxis controls

>>720034126 (OP)
Tilting yourself or the controller in a racing game while making a corner is unironic peak gamer women behavior.

>>720034807
>>720034831
>>720034914

>>720035482
>Raita anatomy
You're really not helping your case here.

>>720034126 (OP)
Banana tits!

>>720035756
Blame Anne Rice before you start casting stones elsewhere, she is singlehandedly responsible for both the vampire mopey angsty fuckboy archetype and the vampire loli one.

>>720037003
Man that ain't cleavage and then some, you could pave a fucking 8 lane highway through that.

>>720037003
SLUUUUUUUUURRRPPPP

>>720034126 (OP)
>he doesn't swing the controller to make Mario jump farther
baka not gonna make it desu senpai
Actually saw a gril do that in elementary school. Was pretty cute.

>>720034126 (OP)
yes and I think everyone should know

>>720034126 (OP)
>he doesn't have the 700$ wheel and chair combo next to his racecar bed
heh, casual

Nazunas nazus

>>720034304
TRVTHNVKE

>>720034304
>fucking weird tits!
Don't mind if I do

>>720039816
You know what, never mind the eight lane highway, I'm pretty sure you could get multiple runways if not an entire aerodrome through those.

>>720041382
You'd need a dick wider than a 747 to get any paizuri out of those things. Good for you if you do, m8.

>>720041529
Naizuri is fine too

>>720034304
I DEMAND to see the tits!

>>720034126 (OP)
>This used to be a mockery
>now it's an actual tech with tilt controls
oh no..

>>720034126 (OP)
>not leaning in with your whole body

Hotaru was better, let's not kid ourselves.

>>720034126 (OP)
yeah it's called gyroscope and akshually works you fucking boomer
it's not 2008 wii racing wheel anymore

>>720034126 (OP)
one trick pony author

>>720034126 (OP)
never do for anything but killer on dbd, gotta lean forward for longer lunges

>>720034126 (OP)
I mean I use a racing wheel so I kinda have to?

>>720037003
>>720039816
oof that's, uhm, that's quite the, uuuuuuhh, I mean... yeah

>>720039816
>>720037003
I would sexo her (speaking as a virgin)
What am I supposed to hate about her tits again?

>>720043847
You're not supposed to hate them, but they're weird and that alone is distracting from the rest of her otherwise good design, it's a weird design choice.

>>720037003
Small saggy tits?

this thread is totally TUBULAR!

>>720044097
That you could park an SUV between, yes.

>>720037003
a small tank top would do wonders for this design

>>720037003
disgusting granny tits

>>720037003
Tits like that only go bad with age and she'll never grow old so what's the problem?

>>720043847
Have you seen tits before, you simpering monkey?

Yesterday I accidentally discovered that my best friend, who like me is an otaku but mostly a shounenfag's waifu was Nazuna. Completely caught me off guard.

>>720044543
>she's not a hecking 10/10 bimbo model with huge cowtits like in my hentai, i can't goon to this

Not even close to the best girl in her own show. The crazy detective, crazy vampire, and teacher vampire are all better

>>720037003
that's what mine look like

She got an anime?

Shame the ending was meh.

dumb nazunaposter

Best girl is Kohakobe Midori-chan.

This show was such garbage, not surprised you tards would love it

>>720034126 (OP)
>>720042534
Both inferior to the real queen.

>>720044971
Yeah, the ending was kind of a nothingburger. Too abrupt. Didn't really feel like it solved anything.

>>720044971
>>720046668
it was one of the worst endings I've seen to a romance/sol manga. I really don't get why they had to force a "bittersweet" ending so hard by having that guy and his vamp gf die and having him and nazuna not get together. Its a fucking vamp fetish romance story, who's gonna be happy about the romance failing?

>>720046775
I don't even get why those two killed themselves. Like the manga just legit doesn't tell you

>>720046775
I don't even mind "bittersweet" as a rule. But it felt like it was building this hurdle to be overcome, then... nothing. Like, shouldn't there be some kind of profound discovery about vampirism? You're fine just making it this wall that leads to total death? But there's all this stuff you could have done with your vampire detective, etc. etc.

Wasted elements of an exciting, adventurous ending.

>>720046964
You cannot be this autistic. They were fine with finding true love and not living forever afterwards.

>>720046964
Author was trying to go for the "thousand years old vampire is tired of living" -trope but failed at it.

>>720044753
The gyaru slut vampire is also pretty hot.

>>720034304
Im just looking at fan art where she has perfectly fine bonkazoinkahonkabadonkers.

>>720037003
nigga those are just saggy not weird lmao you fucking virgin.

>>720047727
Damn bitch no one cares about your goofy floppy bananatits, stop being so defensive.

>>720047838
i care

>>720037003
goddamn looks like someone hit the double space between those tits
like those tits got a restraining order against each other
those titties are NO LONGER on speaking terms
someone inserted a tit then pressed the Tab button before the next tit

>>720037003
Hot

>manga about vampires
>best girl is human

>>720034126 (OP)
how the fuck else am I supposed to steer my racing wheel?

>>720034304
Seriously her design sans the pyramidal tits is 10/10 sex
Maybe on their planet, vampires have weird tiddies.

I like her thighboots

>>720034126 (OP)
I lean my body to peek around corners in shooters

>>720037003
>troon moobs
grim

>>720047312
I need to reread JWWW, it's so good

>>720048147
Finally, someone with some sense. She's so fucking hot it's nuts.

>>720034126 (OP)
I lean side to side and flinch when I die in an FPS

After being around my brother's bitch of a wife i have decided that remianing single is what im gonna do. Also i hate women

Vampires, but get this... yuri with a 14 years old girl. Pretty good setup, imo.

>>720034126 (OP)
>imagine being the main girl and getting utterly Mogged by half the female cast

>14 years old girl
ESL post

>>720034304
she do got some fucking weird tits but she's so cute and usually has them covered up by that big coat she wears so I'll forgive it. I wish the ending didn't supposedly suck so hard, it killed any interest I had in finishing the series.

>tilt controller in fighting game
>dodge

>>720034126 (OP)
I'm using tilt controls.

>>720049672
Many such cases!

>>720049624
>yuri

>>720049672
For me, it's shermie-pire

>>720048638
Sacrilege. I like her thighhighs (socks).

>>720049624
You got me at yuri.

>>720049845
Hori is so fucking stellar at designing cute girls, he should be hired by other mangaka just to develop their female cast.

I love weird-tits Toga

>>720050178
Hori has a lot of shortcomings, but character designs certainly isn't one of them
Dude might be one of the best to ever done it. His characters are immediately recognizable, memorable, with designs that instantly tell you what they are about
He wanted to draw a woman people would remember and just made her a hot tall fox lady and it instantly hit all the marks

>>720050121
source?

>>720050713
Shit I forgot about that giant yandere girl, she was super cute.

>he doesnt
NGMI brah

https://youtu.be/VbwGuZznCB4?si=iNzwUIhZjNjNpVcf

>>720034126 (OP)
sounds gay

>>720050706
I wouldn't put him in charge of writing a primary plotline or to make the main character how he thinks they'd be likeable, yeah. But I definitely would hand over character design controls to him.

>>720050824
A Boy's scar by Inaba Hachi.

>>720050573
I wonder if her banana titties are banana flavored. Hope so.

I didn't read the ending or the middle
Did this kid grow up and realize that he doesn't have to waste his life on the first pussy he meets?

>>720047312
It just sucks because he made that chick happy despite her long life and the same goes with Nazuna, its just retarded.

>>720050706
imo his master stroke was Tsuyu. she is a 10/10 design and was an instant icon when the manga was new.

>>720034304
That's totally tubular!

>>720048147
one of the hottest teenagers in anime, she's so fucking thick hot

>>720048147
Imagine the ass print she'd leave behind on the desk

>>720051483
Dude almost only draw hits

>>720037003
Would suck on.

sorry yuritroons, /v/ is a baban baban ban vampire board

>>720051483
Seeing anons post images of her in various unrelated threads is what drew me to start reading it back in the 2010s and I can't have been the only one. I was bummed to find out she only gets focus in that one early arc and isn't really an important character after that.

>>720049761
>I wish the ending didn't supposedly suck so hard

What?
>She decides there's too much of a chasm between them and they can't be together, even though they love one another.
>Fast forward several years.
>He became a detective and tracked her down.
>Convinces her to stay together.
>The end.

>>720052231
>>The end.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERES THE HARDCORE ANAL SCENE I NEEEEEEEEEED IT UYCGHDSZVJDUKAHKL

>>720046668
>>720046775
>>720046775
Did I read a different final chapter? Him and Nazuna DO get together after the time skip.

>>720052431
This. Petite flatties are made for prone bone anal carnage with plenty of farting and prolapse.

>>720052231
That's not too bad, I guess. The way I've heard people bitching about it they act like it's one of the worst endings in recent memory.

>>720052546
I think that's coming from people who literally haven't read the final chapter. Maybe it was released later, as an extra?

>>720052494
With a pretty big asterisk. Honestly, it would have been better for them to dig deeper into the "why's" of this lethal reaction to love, maybe uncover ancient vampire lore. Not just sit back and live with their "no more sucky" consolation.

>>720042534
Her friend did a better sequel to Dagashi than that vampire crap.

>>720052629
Anon, EVERY story of romance between a human and vampire is retarded, because that's not the role they should have in a story. They're the predators, the corruptors, the seducers. Literally a analogy for illness.

>>720042534
the pochi doujin is the canon ending

>>720034126 (OP)
I don't do this but I have a subconscious habit to press the gas button harder if I really want to go faster. So I can't play hard racing games for too long as my finger gets tired and dented.

>>720052231
>girl completely abandons boy for several years
>boy could take this as a lesson, move on with his life, focus on improving himself and realize that happiness has to start from within himself instead of relying on external influences
>instead, boy spends years upon years of all of his time, energy, and focus into tracking down the girl who abandoned him so he could beg for a crumb of pussy
Damn what a happy ending, Japan does it again!

>>720052740
And earth used to be flat. Why couldnt vampire stories evolve from the basic premise?

>>720052621
I dunno when "release anticlimactic final chapter and then release actual final chapter a few months later as a volume extra" became the rule but I hate it.

>>720052792
99% of all romantic stories in manga and anime have the man act like a complete simp. The only exception are harem manga where the opposite is true, with women behaving like brainless barbie dolls with no sense of dignity or self-worth.

>>720052834
Because at this point them being vampires lost all meaning, and they've turned into essentially goth/emo elves with a blood kink.

>>720052740
>that's not the role they should have in a story.
what a plebeian take. The taboo is the entire fucking appeal, unless you're watching fucking Dusk Till Dawn

>>720042534
Hotaru is one of those characters whose design transcends because she's so hot
I've fapped several times to her and have barely watched anything of Dagasahi Kashi

>>720046775
I mean, this whole manga was only created because the author was simping over a band. I doubt making a fleshed out story was high in the priority list.

>>720052967
>The taboo

What taboo? Vampires in those stories are universally so defanged and devoid of what makes them dark, evil, but also fascinating characters it became no different than dating a BPD goth girl.

>>720053078
You're looking for different things than other people are from vampires. that's clear. It's stupid for you to go around claiming what the subject "should" be about. Cool opinion. It isn't everyone else's.

>>720053206
>You're looking for different things than other people are from vampires.

Yes, I want them to actually be vampires, not cool beautiful immortal humans wearing leather and being oh-so-mysterious and erotic. That's just expanded fetish wear and LARPing.

>>720034126 (OP)
Yeah, gyro steering is really nice.

>>720053309
>THEY MUST BE PREDATORS AND NOTHING BUT PREDATORS AND HAVE NO EMOTIONS AND EAT EAT EAT WOW WHAT AN EXCITING RIGID, FLAVORLESS WORLD I'VE CREATED
Boring. Utterly boring. That's not even a character. That's FPS fodder.

>>720053458
>Boring. Utterly boring. That's not even a character. That's FPS fodder.

And yet that exact template brought forth all the remembered and iconic vampiric figures in pop-culture.

Meanwhile you have... that twink from Twilight... the homos from "Interview with a Vampire" (the source material is filled to the brim with gay BDSM vampire sex) and... oh yeah, thousands of generic sexy humans with fangs wearing leather outfits that get forgotten within 10 minutes of finishing reading about them.

>>720053839
>And yet that exact template brought forth all the remembered and iconic vampiric figures in pop-culture.
>except several I don't like and selectively ignore
Guess it's not "all of them" then huh?

>>720054050
You're right, all of them except those targeting gays and fujos.

>>720054131
>stuff I like: cool and awesome
>stuff u like: gay, and homo and ugly and lame and faggy, and i haet u
sure thing kid

>>720034126 (OP)
This is a meme but this and everything else genuinely makes me unable to use gyro. I don't use or hold controllers the way they expect me to.

>>720054194
See? You can learn. Good job.

Stop bitching like a fag.

>>720051753
Imagine the ass print she'd leave on your face!

>>720052202
Many such cases.

>>720034304
Oh come on, anime girl tits are never that weir-

>>720037003
...
I stand corrected.

>>720034126 (OP)
I fucking lean my body when I do this, when I duck under something I slightly duck my head in real life I also crane my neck to see better sometimes

>>720048147
wrong human

>>720056864
yeah

>>720037003
Made for BWC

>>720056864
>>720057079

>>720057268
I can fix her...

>>720057268
She can break me...

-ACK

holy shit, it's Le Phonk Girl and they made an anime for her!

>>720034568
It technically could.
Some controllers have gyros in them so they can register the tilt.

>>720037003
She's borderlining on mournful tits