Thread 720037001

How can you fix Fortnite?

>>720037001 (OP)
What is it with modern dances that just make you look retarded?

>>720037260
It's for retarded zoomers

>>720037260
Sex is the devil.

>>720037260
They're designed to be watched on tiktok

>>720037390
Why do they have to look like shit for that?

grubhub commercial energy

>>720037001 (OP)
Is this supposed to be someone famous?

>>720037260
Humiliation ritual.

>>720037260
>>720037001 (OP)
This dance is literally a child promotion and propaganda of promiscuity.
>She catches your attention with a palm shake.
>Presents her body with a slide move.
>Put you down to focus on vag.
>Does a roll spin signify the switch, rewind or change of mind.
>Than swipes you, like it's a dating app, which was probably the whole idea.
>And it repeats.

>>720037660
Anon that is the most unsexy dance in the world.

What's Fortnite?

they should switch things up and introduce zombies or something

>>720037730
So is twerking yet it's still constantly pushed as being "sexy".

>>720037730
Zoomies have a 'unique' conception of sex appeal to say the least, for example every tiktok whore always has some shitty mumble rap playing in her videos.
Zoomers can't get hard unless there's some 30-IQ male jogger mumbling in their ears, they are uniquely cucked and brainwashed.

>>720038419
>every tiktok whore always has some shitty mumble rap playing in her videos
They are just playing to their audience. Niggers pay for sex far more often than white guys. The girls subconsciously know this, the algortithms reinforce it. It's not Zoomie's fault that a bunch of Millenial Jews made the Instagram to OnlyFans pipeline.

>>720037562
kek

>>720037482
Because nobody cares for the same dance that has been posted for decades now.

>>720037001 (OP)
Fire Steve Danuser

>>720037660
absolutely deranged

>>720039343
I wish I was this gullible sometimes...

>>720037851
You're making a good point there.

>>720039539
Everyone is ignorant of something

>>720037660
Take your meds schizo.

>>720037001 (OP)
Add sex mode

>>720037001 (OP)
>fix

>>720037001 (OP)
If the lady is freezing so much, why does she wear such a spaghetti strap top and tiny shorts?

>>720040042
I suppose it was a little too much information for a sorry fortnite thread and it's ... demographic....

More anthro girls

>>720040560
That. Screenshot. Changes. Everything.

>>720037482
nta, but I assume every tik tok faggot who dances for views tries with their spastic moves to invent the new floss dance

>>720037482
They need to be copied by thousands of people to trend so they have to mostly focus on dumb arm movements and very little real dancing. A good dance move can’t trend because it requires some skill to pull off, and their target audience is any retard with a phone

>>720037001 (OP)
Rehire Brandon so he can make more cute girls

>>720037660
Holy fuck. Meds.

>>720041218
kill yourself

>>720040775
Whatever happened to that poodle girl the internet kept going on about for a while? Was that just a rejected concept or something?

>>720041454
Some survey skins take a long time to arrive, others simply don't, we don't know

>>720037660
this is why i come to 4chan.

>>720037001 (OP)
BRING BACK 50v50
WHY DID THEY EVEN GET RID OF IT
LITERALLY THE ONLY FUN MODE

>>720037730
Imagine it being performed by a 12 year old. Suddenly it's very sexy.

>>720041853
Uh...

>>720041218
>i'm a kitty kitty
>i'm a cat
also whats with these old characters getting songs now? even the fucking mushroom guy gets one. WHERE IS KIMIKO'S SONG?

>>720041059
most of these retarded dance videos just look fucking psychotic the way they're filmed. constantly rotating the camera and zooming in and out spastically. I can not understand how this captivates ANYBODY.

>>720041853
what a weird way to announce to the thread that you're transgender.

>>720037001 (OP)
what is there to fix
it prints money from children and manchildren like nothing else

>>720037660
based and don't let them tell you otherwise

>>720039343
>>720040042
>>720041251
Butthurt kike propagandists always use language like this to point towards the most true and relevant posts on this site

>>720037296
zoomers are entering their 30s. they're tired of this shit too.

>>720037001 (OP)
Turn it into a single player game where you play as a human male and can fuck all of the females ever featured in the game.

>>720042315
>Everyone who doesn't agree with me is controlled Jewish opposition
Meds

I have fatigue

by making more Ruby skins

>>720037001 (OP)
Removing bots totally from the game forever no excuses, then dropping the price of their shitty cosmetic stuff down to like 75% at least. 40 dollars for Hatsuna Miku is absolutely insane. Even 10 dollars is nuts given the sheer quantity of such things that you might want. I know the goyim are dumb and will dump every cent of their paycheck they can on this crap but sheesh.

>>720042465
>t. butthurt kike propagandist

>>720037001 (OP)
This is the same shit as the grubhub ad everyone hated.

>>720037660
People will call you nuts for this but it's closer to the truth than those replying to you would think. Is this the intent though, rather than the game just being part and parcel of an overal degenerate culture? I don't know. The music industry and television have the same thing going on and watching porn at age 11 is just normal now. Even if there was nothing sinister going on, you have to know that peoples sights are clouded because they are immersed in things like porn, so sexualized things will appear less and less so and more normal to people. People aren't as sensitized to these things, and if nothing else, there is at least something of a subtle modern vulgarity to it, at least in my opinion. I confess I'm retarded LOLE.
>>720042315
It can be used as gaslighting but it's not necesarilly the case. Normalcy bias accounts for it to some degree.

>>720042975
No, it's obviously not. Are you stupid?

>>720042967
>>720042315
>>720037660

>>720044468
Yes it is, are you brown and retarded?

>>720037001 (OP)
The thing to notice about this, and any modern media targeted at younger audiences, is the erratic camera movements. It could be anything happening on screen, but in those 4 seconds the camera moves 3 times - 2 zoom outs and a swipe. It’s designed to keep your attention by constant stimulation, which in turn fries your attention span.

I really try to keep my kids away from this shit, but it’s getting increasingly difficult as it’s shoved into more and more modern movies and shoes. We watched Kiki’s delivery service the other day and its pacing is so different compared to modern movies that the kids kept saying “they were bored”, despite liking the movie. They liked it anytime something was moving on the screen, which is my point.

Kids and adults have to learn to appreciate the slower, more deliberate aspects of life. Everything can’t be in your face moving all the time with funny music and TikTok camera angles. And this video is the perfect example of that.

>>720037660
based observation, too much for /v/ normies to comprehend
this is occult magic 101

>>720037660
Thanks for the explanation. This is valuable 'tism.

>>720037482
Cringe/rage bait.

>>720037001 (OP)
Fire all the furfaggots, gays and women.

>>720042315
>make one of the most genuinely schizophrenic posts seen all year
>unchecked schizophrenia levels off the chart
>surprised when nice and caring anons remind you to take your meds

>>720037001 (OP)
More brown women with dsl

>>720042967
Can't imagine living life the way you do, shit must suck honestly.

>>720047021
>you must be fun at parties
gay

>>720047138
I mean the shoe fits. Guaranteed insufferable and exhausting in person.

>>720037001 (OP)
just let it die so epic can fuck off

>>720046751
Hell yeah

>>720037260
humiliation ritual

>>720039343
>>720040042
>>720041251
You seriously believe these people don't know what they're doing?

>>720037001 (OP)
More cute monster/furry boys.

Just make an official UT/quake like game mode. People want that shit but with fortnite so its pretty retarded that they haven't made one.

>>720037001 (OP)
This is what makes zoomers buy games these days?

>>720037260
Dances without music will always look retarded. Hell, dances with music look retarded too. Don't think for a second that this is a zoomer-only issue.

>>720048421
Considering they made a dance emote with the song "Bust A Move" and didn't use the part of the song where the vocalist actually says "Bust A Move", yes, I think Epic's emote artists are legitimately too retarded for your schizo theorizing.

>>720048658
>legitimately too retarded
You're the retard. There are sick people who want to destroy you, your children and everything ever related to you, and being willfully ignorant of that does not exempt you

>>720048658
>>720048421
>>720041251
>>720040042
>>720039343
https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=19719

>>720048808
You are in thread made by trannies from Fortnite /vg/ general, waste no time and let them rot.

>>720048819
>get the license for a great song
>use the worst fucking part of the song for the emote
Epic's retardation needs to be studied

>>720037001 (OP)
Make a new campaign mode. They clearly have the capability given how many events they run.

>>720037660
100% accurate, great analysis anon

>>720048929
>a great song

>>720049079
Denial Is A River is a great track, anon, and I don't even like Doechii's other shit. Sorry about your garbage taste.

>>720037001 (OP)
More slime gals and exotic/erotic material girls like Airie

>>720049167
I support Ella/Airiefags but only if it means I finally get a good Rippley cope

Fortnite is a Jewish psyop.

>>720037660
I always knew something was off with literal children liking dances and replicate them on tiktok.

Never stop noticing what children do online and who are the masterminds behind.
https://youtu.be/lvsFqrGT7hM

>>720037660
The gay part about posts like this is these retards always shoot up a school instead of a politician's family.

>>720049158
>listens to nigger yapping
>sorry about your garbage taste
I wonder why I share a board with you subhumans.

>>720049336
Wasn't there the poseidon one not to long ago? Or are you brand new player
If thats the case, I THINK poseidon rippley will come out in the shop soon, a while ago epic said from this point onward (some time in chapter 3 or 4) battle pass skins will be limited to a point, then be in the shop

>>720042465
Talmudic Jews do infact engage in predatory subterfuge as a religious tenant

>>720046414
why did society drop the whole 'you have to be professional on work-associated social media'?

>>720049740
Poseidon is too buff. He's okay, but I want the bulkier look original Rippley has.

>>720049158
Just looked this up and you have no business calling anyone's taste garbage holy shit worst recommendation I've ever seen on 4chan.

You are an actual sub-human and the poster boy for why a breakaway civilization is should be formed to escape you vermin.

>>720049938
Fair enough. I haven't seen any new concept art polls in a while, let alone any featuring Rippley, but Im sure he'll pop back up again. He was pretty prominent in C2S1 and still seems fairly popular

>>720049167
This.

>>720037001 (OP)
>How can you fix Fortnite?
Add more thicc sexy bear girls

>>720050032
There was actually a new poll just this week, but everything in it kinda sucks.
https://fortnite.gg/best-survey-skins?new
The best ones are "The Sprite from the last couple seasons piloting a mech" and the skeletal t-rex.

>>720050070
Very based. I have a few Ella + Airie comms in the work right now, can't wait for them to be finished. Though I might cancel one that hasn't been worked on to re-work it to be lighter on my wallet.
One is an animation from a very prominent animator though, which is quite nice.
>>720050136
Black Afro girl is cute, and the king and queen ones ain't to bad.

"Twerking aint dancing lmao...."
>THIS shit is now considered dancing

>>720037660
That's bullshit but I believe it

>>720049778
And? Why let shit you can't control rent constant space in your head?

>>720049740
>depicting the chad god of the seas like this
The greeks can't catch a break

>>720051804
Isn't Midas a gray-skinned twink?

>>720051804
But he's still a chad like that, what's the problem?

>>720037001 (OP)
>haven't played in over a year
>play 1 game of the blitz royale
>win easily
I don't know how you fix that. The game is full of literal third world 12 year olds

Hoping that Rita actually gets added with her Boon on the 16th

>>720053306
No one wants this old lady

>>720037260
Incel spotted

>>720055492
She's not gonna stomp on your cock

MORE MEOW SKULL FEET

More /ss/

>>720048847
that dance is not for male characters.

>>720057413
pits

>>720056219
Name one please

>>720057413
Says you.

>>720037001 (OP)
i ragebaited myself just by entering this thread and opening that webm

>>720037001 (OP)
remember when gamers didnt play the same game for years on end?

>>720057932
No

>>720057932
>remember when gamers didnt play the same game for years on end?

>>720050070
Made for BWC

>>720058095
Heh.

>>720050070
Sadly she is flat as board in game... https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=15287

>>720046751
If this concept became a skin, they better give her same proportions as this one.

>>720037260
All dances look retarded, thats the point

>>720037482
For the same reason everything has to be shit. Clout.
Most people can't dance so they have to rely on it being stupid enough to be entertaining to dumbass kids. That way, once they start doing it, it'll trend. If it trends, they get shit loads of cash and escape poverty. Just like everyone else is trying to do.

That's really all it is at the end of he day. A bunch of retards trying to take advantage of other retards so they don't have to live in their parent's house anymore.