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Anonymous No.720038570 >>720038708 >>720039126 >>720039249 >>720039339 >>720039845 >>720041259
>I finally understand. She had her fun, she found herself and in the end she chose me! I'm not just the stepdad I'm the dad that stepped up and I'm going to be there for her son. I'll get the vasectomy, I'll hunt for plant based alternatives and I'll finally finish filming that video essay. Today I take the first steps to becoming... a better man!
Anonymous No.720038708 >>720038769 >>720038898 >>720038976
>>720038570 (OP)
kek how did this mf end up being the mascot for western cuck behavior?
Anonymous No.720038769
>>720038708
troon devs
Anonymous No.720038834
We have to be better men, with darker skin and bigger cocks
Anonymous No.720038839 >>720040134
Anonymous No.720038898 >>720039060
>>720038708
It's amazing it took this long...
Logan was the first male public humiliation ritual and everyone ate that shit like they depend on it, and no one talks about it still....
Anonymous No.720038976
>>720038708
Everything Anthony Burch touches turns to cuck shit
Anonymous No.720039060 >>720039473
>>720038898
>Logan
You mean The Last of Us
Anonymous No.720039126
>>720038570 (OP)
mindbroken
Anonymous No.720039207 >>720039458 >>720039726 >>720040118 >>720041357 >>720041694
ATREUS
DO NOT MANSPREAD,BOY! HERE,LOOK HOW A BETTER MAN SITS.
Anonymous No.720039249 >>720039383 >>720039424 >>720039449 >>720040983
>>720038570 (OP)
Kratos fucked so many women back in Greece so I dont get the cuck allegations.
Anonymous No.720039268
BOY!!!! I ACCEPT YOUR NEW GENDER IDENITY, THEREFORE AS SUCH I WILL NOW REFER TO YOU AS GIRL!!! REGARDLESS I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH TYRONE.
Anonymous No.720039306 >>720039449
is being a breadtuber-approved man legit just about never being self-assertive, ever?
Anonymous No.720039339
>>720038570 (OP)
>play god of war 1
>quit about 1-2 hours in

How did people enjoy this shit? It's like a babbyass version of DMC without all the cool dante cutscenes. I could play every single DMC and enjoy them other then 2 but GOW is absolutely boring.
Anonymous No.720039383
>>720039249
>Kratos fucked so many women back in Greece
And men, don't forget that he fucked and got fucked by a lot of men too
Anonymous No.720039424
>>720039249
THAT IS NOT WHO I AM CHVD, BOY!!! MAKE THIS MAN BETTER, RELEASE THE ESTROGEN!!
Anonymous No.720039449
>>720039249
That's a completely different character.
>>720039306
Yes, but it's probably not enough.
Anonymous No.720039458
>>720039207
Lmfao
Anonymous No.720039473
>>720039060
No.
Last of Us was a cuck fest from the start.
Logan used to be a masculine superhero, just like kratos, that then got the nu age cuck treatment.
Anonymous No.720039547
GAAAWWWWDZ
MAKE THESE INCELS BETTER MEN
AND MY WIFE, IS YOURS….
Anonymous No.720039550
Don't question it, chud. Be better.
Anonymous No.720039567
RELEASE ME FROM MY CHASTITY!!!!
Anonymous No.720039645 >>720039974
BOY.
I.... *starts crying*
Anonymous No.720039653 >>720039753 >>720039926
Forced and unfunny.
Anonymous No.720039726
>>720039207
fucking kek
Anonymous No.720039753
>>720039653
do NOT say that again, BE BETTER!!!!
Anonymous No.720039764
NIGGA IM NUTS
Anonymous No.720039831 >>720039890 >>720040783
ATREUS
WE MUST BE FASTER MEN
Anonymous No.720039845 >>720039970 >>720040028 >>720040037 >>720040168
>>720038570 (OP)
I've never told anyone this because of how embarrassing it is, but apparently my grandfather hated my mother and he told his son that she slept with a thousand men... My father replied "and yet she chose me". He still thinks it's a great comeback, he recalls that moment with pride.
Anonymous No.720039890
>>720039831
THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
WHERE'S MY GAME'S GAMEPLAY
Anonymous No.720039926
>>720039653
BOY we do not force anything, we acquire consent
Anonymous No.720039951 >>720040008 >>720040019 >>720040089 >>720040094 >>720040243 >>720041481
The people making these threads and posts have not played a single God of War otherwise they would know you have threesome minigames in the ps2 games but go ahead and get your dopamine hit and shit on the catalog by posting the shitty stale meme for online attention you fucking zero
Captcha gaykj
Anonymous No.720039970
>>720039845
THAT IS NOT A MAN WITH BETTER QUALITIES, LOOK BOY. THIS IS AN ACTUAL BETTER MAN WITH RELATIONS!!!
Anonymous No.720039974 >>720040130 >>720040996
>>720039645
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Anonymous No.720040008
>>720039951
they're all made by some assmad Asura fags because kratos beat him in some retarded internet death match
Anonymous No.720040019
>>720039951
I will never play the old boomer god of war games because they were set before he became a better, accepting man.
Anonymous No.720040028
>>720039845
I remember my cousin getting together with this girl and my aunt saying she was a whore and he was an idiot for getting together with her right in front of everyone.
Anonymous No.720040037
>>720039845
my mother was also a whore, but we don't have to become like our fathers anon, we have to be better.
Anonymous No.720040089
>>720039951
BOY, those old games are not relevant, in this thread we only talk about the BETTER MEN games, the only ones that matters, now let me tell you how to clean your mother's bull cock
Anonymous No.720040094
>>720039951
PS2 katros is no longer canon, he became a better man.
Anonymous No.720040118
>>720039207
Anonymous No.720040130 >>720040247 >>720040268 >>720040321
>>720039974
Did he live?
Anonymous No.720040134
>>720038839
That's a good illustration of the shit wrong with modern entertainment. I don't know what the norwood hairline shit is about, kinda schizo.
Anonymous No.720040168
>>720039845
That's brutal Anon.
Anonymous No.720040243
>>720039951
Anonymous No.720040247
>>720040130
Yes, and in the process he became a better man.
Anonymous No.720040264
>/tv/ has monke better man posting
>/v/ has kratos better man posting
Who is the /lit/ and /mu/ equivalent??
Anonymous No.720040268
>>720040130
It's a wide angle camera so the jump is actually like 10ish feet
Anonymous No.720040306 >>720041115
ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS! We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.

COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
Anonymous No.720040321
>>720040130
Yes, he became a better father man after that
Anonymous No.720040759
THE BVLL WORK IS DONE.
MEN, WE ARE NOT STEP FATHERS.
WE ARE FATHERS WHO STEPPED UP.
WE. MUST. BE. BETTER.
Anonymous No.720040783
>>720039831
>just pressing forward
>not a single hint of action, just talking
>still too slow and have to catch up to NPCs
Truly the better men gameplay, WE NEED MORE TO BECOME BETTERER MEN
Anonymous No.720040881
Why does leftist media ALWAYS revolves around cuckoldry?
Anonymous No.720040983
>>720039249
hi is a better man now
Anonymous No.720040996
>>720039974
>When you find out that your wife's bull is an actuall animal bull instead of a Congolese dark African nigger with a homeland bbc
Anonymous No.720041115 >>720041352
>>720040306
WHY ARE HIS TEETH YELLOW?
Anonymous No.720041259 >>720041359 >>720041652
>>720038570 (OP)
I mean Kratos had his fun too in the minigames where he fucked tons of girls
Anonymous No.720041352
>>720041115
Eats meat, brushes only once a day
Anonymous No.720041357
>>720039207
kek
Anonymous No.720041359 >>720041663
>>720041259
/v/ will bring up the lock and key analogy in response to this as if it isn't massively hypocritical.
Anonymous No.720041410
why is this always funny? whats worng with me
Anonymous No.720041481
>>720039951
what Kratos did in his past is none of or business
Anonymous No.720041496
The only good modern god of war thread so far this year is the basketball related one. Retards bringing up real life bullshit notwithstanding.
Anonymous No.720041652 >>720041696
>>720041259
A key that opens many cocks is called master gay, a cock that can be opened by many gays is called women
Anonymous No.720041660
ARES MAKE ME A BETTER MAN AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
Anonymous No.720041663
>>720041359
Kratos became a better men and must accept his wife son. Of course no commitment or expectations can be placed on a woman
Anonymous No.720041694
>>720039207
We must be better men..but also softer men. Men unafraid of tenderness, men unashamed to show care, men who build rather than destroy. The world does not need more warriors of blood… it needs warriors of heart.

So I say to you: let us rise, not in fury, but in grace. Let us be the kind of men who heal… the kind who love… the kind who choose peace when the world expects war."
Anonymous No.720041696
>>720041652
Gay Luigi or gay Bowser?