Thread 720039285

/v/, are you excited for Scolipede's upcoming mega evo?

donut

>>720039341
With or without nuts?

why did they give the horse bug those eyes?

>>720039493
Both

>>720039560
marketing purposes

>>720040214
>he doesn't know about the leaks

>>720039285 (OP)
what if mega scolipede had a big massive gassy butthole haha and it farted on other pokemon and hypnotized them with its noxious gasses just for laughs

>>720040867
Imagine corking up that ass until the slutty bug horse swells up like a blimp before exploding

Why does this fucking insect drive people so feral?

>>720039285 (OP)
this and falinks's mega are the only ones I like

>>720040867
What if the scolipede haha was too high level for me and I couldn’t catch it and it defeated my team and smothered me with its donut and used me as a fart cushion wouldn’t that be funny lol

>>720039285 (OP)
Why do people want to fuck this thing? It's a literal fucking centipede.

HOW DARE YOU MAKE A THREAD CONCERNING A NINTENDO PRODUCT WITHOUT DIRECT AUTHORIZATION/PERMISSION FROM NINTENDO TO DO SO.
HERE AT NINTENDO WE SUE THE FUCK OUT OF ANYONE AND EVERYONE.
WE SUE FANGAMES.
WE SUE MODDERS.
WE SUE COMPETITION.
WE EVEN FUCKIN SUE CHARITIES.
WE ABSOLUTELY SUE OUR FANS.
PREPARE YOUR ASSHOLE CUZ OUR LAWYERS ARE PREPARING TO FUCK YOU TO GODDAMN DEATH IN THE COURTROOM BITCH.
WE'RE GONNA SUE YOUR SORRY ASS SO HARD YOUR FUCKING GREAT GRANDKIDS WILL OWE US MONEY!

I really dont get why this thing is a favorite in pokeporn.

explain

>>720042254
Bedroom eyes power. Salazzle is literally a lizard and people would love to have her on their coom team.

720042569
this meme is stale already because of how hard you're trying to force it

Scolipede poison that works as an aphrodisiac

I miss when Nintendo announced stuff more than 1-2 times a year

>>720042756
Yeah, but salazzle actually has a pokedex entry that outright mentions it using pheromones to lure human males, stands on two feet and has curves and a slender figure

>>720042940
I miss corocoro leaks and pokemon sunday, pokemon presents are fucking soulless

>>720042661
Maybe the infamous sunnibee pic made it become a meme to lewd this thing

bug horse puffy anus ATF methinks

>>720039720
>dick and balls
cringe

>>720043064
Ok but have you considered giant ass and fat donut

>>720039720
>dick and balls
based

>>720040867
this but he also anally vored his opponents

Scolipede I drew
https://files.catbox.moe/5nmls1.png

>>720046559
how romantic

Ignoring her mega donut, what could they do to make her actually good? If they get rid of her speed boost ability, it's DOA

>>720046951
It could work like Sharpedo where it's one of the few megas where it's worth not mega evolving it on the first turn and you just run protect for a free turn of speed or just switch in on something safe for a boost. IDK what it could get ability-wise on the mega however.

scolipedes, male or female, all belong to human male trainers

why?

>>720047347
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13557782

>>720047860
>those bug balls

>>720039285 (OP)
>tfw dont have twink femboy figure to get fucked by big horse cocked scollipede
UPDATE WHEN?!

scatfags should be publicly executed

>>720048417
i lost interest in this when it turned into hypno rape and angst

I just like regular female scolipede wtf
Why isn't there any of that anymore, why is it all weird extra shit

>>720048492
based, same

>>720039285 (OP)
I love female Pokémon so much.

>>720042661
It's just a bunch of autists with weird fetishes like >>720040867 being vocal about it.

>>720043215
imagine slowly losing your sense of self as it's blasted out through the pucker that you now are
haha

>>720042891
Scolipede braps that work as an aphrodisiac

>>720048531
Sorry buddy, this is a Scolipede (male) thread.

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>>720050871
MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN

>>720050871
ponder the aroma...

Muh bug wife

>>720052725
where's the penis??

>>720046559
If that's really you, then keep up the good work, I love your drawings.

>>720040214
sorry anon, leaks have already been proven true beyond a reasonable doubt.
We're getting 6 gen 5 shitmon megas

I for one look forward to all the Mega Scolipede porn.

>>720052812
Making her a romantic dinner

>>720039720
>thread starts with nice big ass
>rest of the thread is just niggers posting disgusting fart fetish shit

>>720054925
go post some non braps in there then

>>720041780
Huge soft belly, every part of its body is curved, heavily lidded eyes, and it has literal fuckhandles on the face and ass

>>720046559
Now draw her making out with female trainer.

>>720053575
Yes it is me nigga here are my other semi-recent pedes (you've probably already seen them but I'll just post them again for prosperity).
https://files.catbox.moe/jbo642.png
https://files.catbox.moe/t1hjei.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hg4p5u.png
>>720055396
I have this Scolipede with Roxie, I'm sure you'll like this one... :^)
https://files.catbox.moe/cy493r.png

>>720052812
Inside a portal pocket pussy that leads to your ass

>>720040214
Did you forget about Mega Audino?

Obesity is disgusting.

you guys need jesus

brother that's a horse

>>720057000
>brother that's a horse
having been on /v/ for longer than a week and therefore having seen those webms that people post of horse puss, i'd say im ok with that

>>720056832
Is he a Flying type

>>720057000
Which way, white man?

Rate my fetishmon team and post yours.

>https://richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner/

>>720039285 (OP)
Such lustful eyes.

>>720055602
>fat blob uselessly holding their signature item in their hand
Gets me diamonds. Have the same reaction to any Splashwo image that keeps he trident in her hand.

>>720057603
Which threads?

>>720056617
But Audino isn't a shitmon. She's S+ tier in bed

>>720039285 (OP)
Losing Speed boost will cripple it and it will be far better with sash double dash pass. That's how that smogon dude made it to spot 1 in master rank after all.

How many innocent trainers has he vored?

>>720063531
i like vore for a lot of things but i don't like the pain/snuff/cruelty aspect

Obesity is so fucking sexy.

>>720063531
i remember one of the first things I found on the interwebs was scolipede vore, right there on google images. there was an internal shot of the trainer blushing as he soaked in bug digestive juices....11 year old me felt very funny

>>720057751
normal/ghost

>>720063713
preach it, based brother

>>720039285 (OP)
No because all mega evos so far have been trash

They'll ruin her

for me its scolipede taking massive shits from his tire-sized pooter and cumming from the sheer size of the turds mashing into his prostate as he produces cubic miles of bug brown

>>720065758
most vanilla pokemon fan

Poketendie subhumans should be executed on sight.

>>720066003
francis loved faggotry doebeit

>>720065896
We already had a ass transformation+personality excretion post in this thread and this is what made you comment?

All hung bottom quadruped pokemon belong to my cock

>>720067543
imagine hitting their pressure spot and making their organ use watergun

>>720065758
i admit a part of me is turned on by this but i REALLY dont want to explore it further so im shutting it off from my mind

>>720042074
I'm confused about what they do and don't consider mega evolutions. Zygarde gets a mega, but ultra necrozma is not considered one.

>>720042756
salazzle is anthropomorphic and specifically designed with female curves. not my cup of tea because I'm not a furry, but I see the appeal since it isn't just a literal centipede.

>>720047176
some megas got their own unique abilities, but I don't think I see scolipede doing that

>>720052725
This will be her mega.

>>720059202
how will you be clapping each one?

>>720068354
pussy

>>720065758
>his
dropped

>>720071275
girls don't have prostates

>>720073730
Should have been a futa then

>>720061521
Scolipede isn't a shitmon either, if anything it contributed to gen 5 having the best bugs in the whole series until gen 7 happened.

>>720068354
Last time I was in a scolipede thread on /trash/ anons tried to groom me into scat

>>720061521
nah she is this mon doesn't compare to chancey
not blissey chancey since evolite released in the same gen
she is better for cuddles though while chancey is a soft fluffy egg audino is a fat fuck with a squeezable middle to nuzzle your face into
>>720075670
yeah thats leavanny thats the shit bug of this gen (4x fire, ice and flying weaknesses is just too much like this mon could have op stats but that typing is too much to bare)

>>720076638
Bug is not weak to Ice.

>>720040867
so, why did this pokemon get this porn treatment?
as usual, some rich fuck with a singular fetish hyper-fixated on THIS pokemon and commed hundreds of artists until it became a memed unto-itself?

>>720077775
Happenstance. You've got the fatfags, you've got the horsefuckers, you've got the bugfuckers, you've got people who will fuck anything with its eyes half-shut.

>>720057000
So the pussy is horsey? God I hope so.

>>720040214
Mega Liepard when

Need to be smothered by Scolipede tummy

>>720076573
for every scat thing I enjoy (with like 6/10 enjoyment at most) theres about 50 scat things that make me sick. but to each their own, i know theres people that feel the same way about farts

>>720039285 (OP)
i love the video of the pokemon trainer in a scolipede ass while it farts

being a non-degen scolipede fan must be very grim

>>720081819
Those exist?

>>720082135
i mean, surely
it's still just a cool bug

>>720082135
yeah when you're not surrounded by degenerates

>>720039285 (OP)
I'm just here because I saw my favorite Gen 5 Poison/Bug Horse Centipede in the catalog

>>720081819
If I just want to marry her is that non degen? At least in relation to the average Scoli fan.