Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:34:07 PM
No.720059957
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Bloodied Dreamslayer of Doom
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:35:16 PM
No.720060042
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>>720059879 (OP)
Onichiwannadingdongkumbayu
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:39:47 PM
No.720060338
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>Deflects bullets for you
Based
>>720059879 (OP)
崇覇亜鞠王(すうはあまりおう)
Just pretend the 覇亜 is read as ぱあ tho
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:42:19 PM
No.720060514
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>>720061654
>>720060354
Majestic conqueror low ball lord?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:48:55 PM
No.720060952
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>>720059879 (OP)
John Lee Musashi Ichi
For me it's the Kawanakajima
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:13:43 PM
No.720062756
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>>720060354
>崇覇
worship, adoration
>亜鞠王
>the asian king's balls
>suu baa mariou
this is the kind of quirky asian humor I can get behind.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:26:51 PM
No.720067970
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>>720068186
>>720059879 (OP)
I got one too a few months ago. I named it after a female friend I have.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:29:38 PM
No.720068183
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>>720059879 (OP)
Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:33:41 PM
No.720068480
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>>720068534
"(whatever it is you cut to test it out) cutter"
>>720059879 (OP)
「あのガラクタをバカな外国人に売っちゃおうかな。」
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:16:42 PM
No.720071536
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>>720059879 (OP)
"Masterwork Bastard Sword"
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:32:32 PM
No.720072686
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>>720061336
>The sped up one
Always gets posted by you faggots. In reality he twirls it slow and he looks like a retard.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:41:02 PM
No.720073291
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>>720068917
>This garbage was baught by a dumb foreigner
Am I at least somewhat close, I'm not sure what what "売っちゃおうかな" means?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:42:39 PM
No.720073413
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>>720068917
>ガラクタ
at least use a word like なまくら to describe a pile of goatshit sword, anon. expand that vocabulary. use that thinky-think.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:44:52 PM
No.720073568
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That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
