Thread 720060767

>>720060767 (OP)
great thread.

>>720060767 (OP)
dont call it pip
sound like a british faggot
why do britts talk like actual toddlers?
you have 8 BARS of health
you have 8 HITS
fuck you dude

>>720061292
he has 1 bar of heath consisting of 8 pips

IM GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKING NIGGER PRAXIS

>>720061368
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHH

>>720061292
>>720061368
Since it says Jak 2 he only has 4 hits on his pip. what? what?

>>720060767 (OP)
>Suspect believes he has a lot of health, take him out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro8zQtOvmx8

>>720061292
Pip pip
cheerio

>>720061972
the dynamic music of 2 was so cool, i hate that jak 3 got rid of that, even if the music objectively sound better in that game

>>720061292
>first person shooter
>not rooty tooty point and shooty

>>720061972
The KG are way cooler than their absolutely ridiculous name should suggest.

>>720061292
>BARS
interesting that the american defaults to the sound a sheep makes...

>make the best collectathon in a non-nintendo console
>make a sequel
>turn it into an edgy gta clone
jak 2 and 3 are not bad, but they're far away from the masterpiece jak 1 was

DO YOU REMEMBER THE CITY JAK?
FIND THE SPOT
BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT
FOR A PRIZE

>>720063743
????? what????
HUH???

EIGHT!?!?

>>720062290
>even if the music objectively sound better in that game
is it though?
I can't even remember most of it besides the spargus theme, unlike 2

>>720065975
I was a big Jak defender back in the day, 3 was soulless and made the whole universe feel too "small world". 2 might have jumped the shark but 3 tried way too hard to make Jak into Star Wars

>>720061368
Yanks btfo

>>720062364
It's "doom-clone", zoomzoom

>>720065975
maybe saying the music sounds better is a bad way to put it, the QUALITY of the sound is better

the music has better dynamics, even though it does have dynamic music like jak 2. this is kinda hard to explain since i maybe dont know the right words to properly explain it.

Jak 2 with all the filler taken out (like filler missions and travelling between missions givers and objectives) would be the greatest scrimblo game ever made

Jak 3 is obviously worse than Jak 2 and it blows my mind there are people that think otherwise

>>720063809
GTA did irreparable damage to the game industry.

>>720066850
jak 3 is worse, but it is more fun to just fuck around in

>you liked dark Jak, well get ready for faggot angel Jak, he has like, gay tentacle powers
>also your dad came from the future, or past, or whatever the fuck and you are the chosen one of the wasteland
>also the otter race is actually the precursors and daxter is like, the purest distillation of human Eco interaction
3 was so lame stg

>>720067235
Light jak is cool, but very under utilised
Like the slow down time power and gliding power are used in 1 mission each or something

The story is bad though
The mar stuff is super vague and obviously not thought out or stuff was retconned or dropped.
The precursors being ottsel is a shitty lame joke to end 2 and half games of serious story. In the developer commentary they say they cam up with that 2 weeks before animating it. It also retcons the end of Jak 2 where we see a precursor. Also it doesn't make any fucking sense, have those 3 ottsels been living underground for thousands of years?

oh yeah... that happened

>>720067839
This game was so ass
Tried multiple times to get into it but end up dropping it each time even though i am a big Jak fan

Shitty ship dog fights
Shitty Daxter gameplay

Dude just give me Jak on the PSP, let me run around and jump and shoot.

>>720067839
what if daxter was, le evil dark daxter.......

>>720061292
That's not a bar that's a dash nigga.

>>720067839
>no long jump, even in ps2 port
>no dark jak for a completely bullshit reason, despite several enemies using the same power against him
>you get dark daxter instead
I didn't completely hate the gameplay, but holy fuck did they manage to make this game as bastardized as possible

>>720068089
>>720068515
>dark daxter
did they forgot the part where daxter used to be human until he fell into dark eco
so the daxter we know is already "dark" daxter?

>>720069717
>so the daxter we know is already "dark" daxter?
Should have called him "Darker Daxter."

I hate how they did Jak 3 Keira dirty. She was barely even a character

>>720067629
>have those 3 ottsels been living underground for thousands of years?

I think there's supposed to be more ottsels we just never see, and they reproduce and die like mortal beings.

>>720069717
>>720069809
DARXter

>>720068164
it's too thick to be a dash

>>720060767 (OP)
Not to brag but (I) reached the credits of Jak II

>>720067839
Thank god i pirated this shit. If i payed 50$ (remember when 50$ was the standard) back then, i would legit kill myself.

>>720069717
I don't think it's ever explained why Dark Eco only turned Daxter into an ottsel when Jak needed three years of Dark Eco experiments, the perfect Eco harnessing genetics, help from the Precursors themselves and Light Jak to not die from it being present within his body.
Even Gol, the Sage of Dark Eco, looked and sounded like he was falling apart at the seams.

When the frick will Jak 3s Decomp be finished?

>>720075478
Daxter fell all the way in, Jak got chemotherapy.

>>720066850
Jak 2 had the difficulty of a 90s game, 2000s kids obviously got filtered.

>>720075478
It likely functions like a kind of chaotic polymorph, where 99% of the time you just die if you're submerged in it.

>>720076003
probably by next year. what do you think they will add to the game?

>>720071493
At least we had JAK X. The last frontier was pure shit, I will never forgive that zionist jew of Druckmann.

>>720075478
Daxter was pure of heart.

Jak isn't. Jak is a huge secret perv and a freak.

>>720067839
I think this was the game that started making me hate the video game industry
ND rented out their IP to a litteral who developer then abandoned the franchise to work on Uncharted

>>720061292
>why do britts talk like actual toddlers?
Brits aren't the ones who call cocks pee-pees or pieces of shit dookies

>>720081040
yeah they call cocks knobs and bellends
peak maturity

>>720063809
On*

>>720075008
cool, now do it on hero mode, no cheats or skipping the on rail section - that's right, you have to beat the tanker section start to finish
I'm gonna rape you so fucking hard, bitch

>>720067839
this game is so bad everyone unconciously agreed that it never existed

>>720081506
The rail section is literally impossible on Hero.

>>720081161
At least it doesn't sound like actual toddler babble because puritanical Christians made you scared of bodily functions

>>720071493
>lost unique sounding VA
>replaces with Tara Strong
Truly the worst fate imaginable

Who was the best Jak girl?
For me it was kiera

>>720081627
I have no idea what they were smoking when they made that choice.

>>720081643
it LITTERALLY does sound like toddler babble
hell, the other day me and a mate were thinking "man, walkie-talkie sounds so lame, why do we call it that? it sounds like a british slang for a mobile phone"
AND IT WAS INVENTED BY A FUCKING BRIT
THEY CANT HELP THEMSELVES BUT TALK LIKE LITERAL TODDLERS

>>720081831
yeah kiera was the best girl. Ashley was cool but Jak 3 made her a wimp

>>720078276
Adding back the full explorable Heaven City from 2 would be cool, but that would be more of a mod

>>720061972
God, i miss when ND used to have a vision behind its designs instead of wanting to chase photorealism.

>>720082281
yeah. imagine them adding more target ranges and headquarters. that would be sweet

>>720083235
>Super Nova gun course

>>720083698
>frame drops as you nuke 30 enemies in each room
yes please

>>720080760
Daxter objected more to Brutter messing up his hair/fur/ear-do than he did to Brutter deeply kissing him on the mouth.

>>720061292
8 guys of health points.

>>720061292
Based. Did you know that they call kissing "snogging"? And sex is called "Shagging"? Cartoon nation, impossible to take seriously

>>720086050
OI STICK YUR WILLEH IN MAH FANNEH

>>720082023
>walking and talking
What’s so hard to figure it out

>>720086374
Its not hard to figure out
Its why does it sound so baby-ish when its rare for american things to sound so childish compared to brittish things
And the answer was: cause a british person invented it.