Thread 720063942

>>720063942 (OP)
>he goons

So close, anon. Try again.

Raven mogs EVE.

>>720063942 (OP)
oviposition is hot as FUCK man, of course i goon to bugs

>>720065741
Standard impregnation is hotter

>>720066345
yeah thats still pretty hot too
source?

>>720063942 (OP)
She NEEDs hairy armpits.

In case anyone else is wondering, I looked it up, and "goon" means masturbate. It's dumb newfag zoomer slang for "masturbate."

>>720063942 (OP)
begone, hole

>>72065163
stellar blade

>>720066867
>stellar blade

>>720066769
stellar blade

>>720067001
>stellar blade

>>720066571
Murahachiro. He does pretty frequent impreg/kissing animations

>>720067069
stellar blade

>>720066835
stellar blade

>>720067206
based, thanks anon

>>720067206
stellar blade

>>720065427
stellar blade

>>720067238
stellar blade

>>720067293
stellar blade

>>720067305
stellar blade

>>72006635
stellar blade

>>720067384
stellar blade

>>7200665
stellar blade

>>720065695
stellar blade

>>720067001
>>720067069
>>720067149
>>720067238
>>720067292
Who the fuck is this guy and why does he spam that she is his wife everywhere

I have never seen this board this mindbroken over anything

>>720067531
stellar blade

>>720067598
stellar blade

>>720067598
stellar blade

>>720067531
it's just a tranny that spams this shit in every game he doesn't like

>>720067735
stellar blade

>>720067759
>every game he doesn't like
I only saw she/her do it to SB.

>>720067531
Likely started as a schizo and he either made a bot or one was made ironically by someone else. If it's still the same guy he's likely going through some sort of disassociative disorder and he's reaffirming his fantasy by pushing it onto others. Most likely just a terminal attention seeker though.

>>720067759
I love my wife Eve - stellar blade, she exists

>>72006904
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720067759
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720068473
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

JESUS CHRIST EVE WAS CREATED FOR BLACK MEN TO BREED HER

>>720067904
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720063942 (OP)
>still has denuvo
bros…

I genuinely hope you and your entire family die, this isn't something I say in the moment,I mean it

>>720068591
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw
for Maciek

>>720068673
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720068694
cope

>>720066769
It used to mean something a bit different but zoomers just use instead of "masturbating" now because they have basically been indoctrinated by big social media corps to never use no-no words. So "masturbating" becomes "gooning", "killing" becomes "unaliving", "gay" becomes "zesty", "fat ass" becomes "gyatt" etc.

zoomers are "cooked", as they say

>>720068767
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720068694
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720068694
Are you okay? Have you been in contact with your family? This is very unhealthy behaviour.

>>720068818
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

Anon that's kinda racist

>>720068910
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720068818
Yeah, it used to be a low level thug in organized crime.

>>720068942
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

Genuine psychosis since 2022. Please just end your life, you are clearly unable to get better.

>>720069048
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720069018
i was talking about this, this is from 2005 btw

>>720067882
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720069048
hes the most annoying schizo on /v/, worse than vidya butts and the eck spammers

>>720068591
browns go away

>>720069184
The most devoted husband in history, based

>>720069119
"gooning" in terms of masturbation has gone from meaning "having an absolutely terrifying all-encompassing day-long wank session, the kind where you stop only to rehydrate or piss, the sort of self-indulgent immersion in the flow of porn that leaves you feeling both cleansed and filthy, like you just spent two weeks fucking every nun at the convent in a japanese mountain hot spring", to simply meaning "having a wank (locked-in edition)"

>>720068910
Maciek loves Eve so much, it's destiny

>>720069315
yes thats what i meant

>>720069048
This guy needs help, he's clearly losing it. This kind of thing only ends one way otherwise.

>>720069492
very rarely you can see him posting stuff like "only eve can free me from this hell" etc. so he's clearly not doing well
not much longer now, hopefully

>>720069776
This kind of guy will go years trying to live in a fantasy. Eventually they're forced to live in reality and off themselves. It's very sad.

>>720063942 (OP)
https://ws-cdn-video.rule34.xxx//images/670/80a1e5261a1d2eab17855ece9a9b7909.mp4?14091664

https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/2359/0b07f6196eb9a79f4dcef706e749306f.mp4?14725881

https://webm.rule34.xxx//images/3778/e6f9846e30cc1dcfe2129bfc42262211.mp4?14251167

Eve my wife...

>>720065163
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720070254
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720070359
good taste

>>720070359
my holy pure wife
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720070459
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

why is eve porn so bad?
I'm not even memeing, there hasn't been any god tier shit.

>>720063942 (OP)
this is an unreal engine 4 game?
so the fact it runs like shit on my system is because of denuvo, huh?
the demo ran SHOCKINGLY bad

>>720069365
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZPRGTZ2B6Aw

>>720070427
She's not your wife, she's a video game character and you're a single man with mental issues. You should get in contact with your family while you can, explain to them that you're disassociating and need help.

>>720070576
you must have an incredibly bad pc, unironically
stellar blade is one of the most optimized games i have played in the last years

>>720063942 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>720070567
Ye ye...

>>720070567
No idea. I've only wanked it to in-game screenshots

>>720063942 (OP)
Asians are the most beautiful

>>720069184
It's love, Maciek is serious

>>720070756
She IS his wife

>>720070967
>>720070567
It's okay, I'll explain it. The reason Stellar Blade doesn't attract the same kind of "creative endeavors" as something like Nier Automata is because from a character design standpoint Eve has almost nothing going for her. Skintight plugsuit with a korean plastic surgery head and twitter artist body isn't a design philosophy. Don't get me wrong I'll still beat my dick to it, but you're not going to get myriad cosplayers and doujinshi artists like 2B did. Yoko Taro isn't just horny, he's transcendently horny, he made 2B's design for the sole purpose of beating his dick to the infinite amount of content she'd generate rather than simply masturbating to the in-game character herself (he also probably did that).

>>720070567
>there hasn't been any god tier shit
z1g3d has made some great stuff with her. if you don't care about the character and just wanna see stellar blade stuff, there is this godlike raven animation:
https://gofile.io/d/knwtQk

>>720071174
Asians unironically look souless. I guess if your ideal woman is a fuckdoll I get it though

>he says while posting a bug person
eve does nothing for me
her face is just weird, don't like it at all

>>720071431
>twitter artist body
what is that even supposed to mean? most artists are on twitter, i guess? and eve was created by an artist, yes.
so?
>korean plastic surgery head
she looks nothing like any korean plastic surgery model, at least not in the face department. even her body models dont resemble her at all

honestly you type like a redditor and your shits all retarded

>>720071868
Why are you pretending to not know exactly what I mean?

>>720063942 (OP)
is this the wife of that schizo ?

>>720071969
It's kind of crazy how utterly captured the internet is by people who SEVERELY mentally ill.

>>720063942 (OP)
SPH coded image

>>720071529
Reminds me of a Chinese guy I knew who straight up told me his smiles were completely fake because they didn't come naturally to him.

>>720072035
Because it could have been you. Whatever made them that way could just as easily happen to anyone else, it's a morbid curiosity like watching someone who is a shit parent mistreat their kids, so you know what behaviours to avoid

>>720072035
I am trying to understand WHY he does this and HOW can he keep posting the same shit over and over. There's no rational reason. At first, I thought it was some kinda private jokes but no it's literally just mental illness. Buddy is about to get wild in the outdoors and I don't like it. I've seen it before.

>>720072291
i am just waiting for him to eventually go postal or kill himself and when i find out i'm gonna point at the screen like the dicaprio meme

>>720063942 (OP)
>bug gooner-bait complaining about bug-gooning
huh?

>>720072371
>inb4 he kills the babushka next door

>>720072371
maybe he'll get better and move on with his life like Barneyfag did, he can't schizo post about Eve forever can he

>>720072606
>he can't schizo post about Eve forever can he
Never assume a mentally ill person will behave rationally.

>>720071521
You and I were best friends in another life. Thanks for this.

>>720071521
based

>>720066345
hidden sex is so hot
which it was more popular especially outside of ntr

>>720063942 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>720072291
My two guesses are schizophrenia or a disassociation disorder. If schizophrenic he's got a compulsion to spread his delusions, they can't bear to hide them, so it'd explain why he needs to tell everyone. If it's disassociative he's living vicariously through spam, trying to daydream through life. Neither goes well if untreated.
>>720072606
>he can't schizo post about Eve forever can he
He can try. Eventually something gives though.

>>720073114
Enjoy your vacation o7

>>720071521
lazy is meh, i'll check this one.

>>720071969
Imagine having the most generic, default, and bland east-Asian anime girl as a waifu to devote hundreds of hours on making shitty videos on the internet.

>>720066345
>check out source
>it's insects
What a shame

>>720073890
>generic, default
show me another character that looks like eve
>anime girl
you dont know what that word means

but yes, devoting years of your life to a fictional character is insane, no matter what character it is

>>720074202
>show me another character that looks like eve
Literally every kpop idol.

>>720074251
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia

>>720074463
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_disability

>>720074572
yeah that, too. if you're already aware then you're on a path to self-improvement!

>>720074643
I don't know why you insist on pretending she doesn't look like your average kpop girl.

>>720074736
yet you still haven't provided any proof to your claim

>>720074795
What proof? Literally just google "kpop" girl and she looks like every result. They're literally indistinguishable.

This is my bug daughter, born from my bug wife.

Buggmaxxing

>>720074872
>They're literally indistinguishable
only if you're genuinely retarded
why don't you post a side-by-side comparison so i can laugh at you even harder

>>720074463
omg pureone5692 hiiiii.

>>720074965
fine.

>>720074965
>why don't you post a side-by-side comparison so i can laugh at you even harder
Because I'm not wasting effort to prove a point to a disingenuous retard

>>720075217
yet you're still here, replying to me every time

>>720075268
That's considerably less effort, koreaboo.

>>720075313
i accept your concession

>>720074020
Considering the conversation and webm I'm not sure what you were expecting

>>720063942 (OP)
>>720065774
based

>>720067531
>>720067759
>>720067882
>>720067904
He's been doing it since the game was first announced and spams it everywhere on the internet from twitter to reddit to here to youtube.

>>720074202
Every 3d, non-stylized korean female character come from basically the same template. It's the same with China and Japan, but the popularity of kpop makes it most prominent in Korea.
It doesn't matter if it's fantasy, sci-fi, or a modern setting, other than the outfit and hair color, every girl looks extremely similar because they're designed in the most safe way possible, a generic kpop idol.
The same doll face
The same makeup
The same big eyes
The same thin frame

>>720071868
Look, Stellar Blade is Korean which already makes me seethingly angry and needing to lash out at everything whenever I'm reminded it exists, accept what I say without question or you'll start making me pissed off, too.

>>720076201
You put way too much effort to argue with someone who knows what you're saying is true and is pretending not to.

>>720065774
>>720075734

>>720076201
bro its ragebait dont give in

>>720076234
lol, i know a certain someone who fits this description
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tnum/710680851/deleted/deleted/page/1/

>>720076274
Maybe that anon has a waifu, from another Korean MMO, and got defensive when I basically called out on how bland and vanilla most female Korean characters are; indirectly calling his waifu generic and boring.

>>720075204
She looks as much like Eve as Bruce Willis looks like Robert Downey Jr.

>>720075217
>screams that all women if a particular race/ethnicity look the exact same
>screams that others are disingenuous when he's challenged and corrected.

>>720076470
>screams that all women if a particular race/ethnicity look the exact same
Alternatively I could be suggesting the ones who get plastic surgery to literally look the same do, in fact, look the same.
>>720076464
they arr rook rike

>>720076201
Yeah. It's still better than the trend of western goblinoids but that's an extremely low bar. If we compare it to western stuff from even a decade ago, it's bland and tiresome. The latest Silent Hill seems garbage in many ways but I actually appreciate they went for an asian female character without the plastic surgery look.

>>720076454
It really is incredible how Stellar Blade and to a lesser extent Lies of P send this board into shitstorms of absolute retarded faggotry. Some people here are REALLY triggered by Korean games.

>>720076201
ah, a jade like beauty!

>>720076464
Indeed, everyone who disagrees with you is a Hollywood script you created in your mind.

>>720076710
mad

As a human, Eve owes me sex.

>>720065774
Can a shota handle those buns?

>>720076739
Exactly, they're always so angry as well. This allows you to be smug and superior over the subhuman beasts who don't share your opinions, be they strangers or your family.

>>720063942 (OP)
>He thinks Asian women are bugs but can't get any women at all
Skill issue

big fan of her

>>720076565
I'll rather take a hundred western goblinoids, and the occasional perfect game, than the endless stream of the same and boring plastic surgery dollface asian girls.

>>720077416
occasional perfect gem*

>>720068669
It's very well optimized. I was getting 60fps on medium with my 1660.

>>720076857
Its just the average troon sething out of jealousy because they know that they will never look even remotely close as Eve.

>>720070567
Because you can make Eve (possibly even a better version of her) in about 20 minutes in Honey Select.

In fact, I'm not entirely convinced she wasn't made with HS2.

That isn't to say she isn't incredibly hot though, because she is.

>>720077416
Why do you have to say this every thread? Like we fucking get it. Move on.

I like women of every race. Feels really autistic, retarded, and homosexual to throw daily tantrums over women of specific races.

>>720077714
what mod is that

>>720077968
Hope she sees this bro

>>720077416
ofc.
You are brown thats why.

>>720077710
>Out of context seethe
>Image ironically applies to you
Seethe

>>720077996
You did see it.

>>720078085
>so mad he uses "seethe" twice
Projection

>>720078165
>So mad he's still responding
Seethe troon

>>720077996
Haha, you think people do stuff just to get laid. Nice projection dumbass

I bought stellar blade on ps5 and pc. To support shift up I also spent 300$ on nikke. I hope we get a sequel bros..

Unironically yes

>>720067206
What is the appeal of fucking giant insects? The deepest form of degradation?

>>720078320
The dollar sign goes before the digit, retard.

>>720077996
'She' being you

>>720077863
It's not that one person is making the same post, it's that it's a worthwhile choice to make that many others would pick.
Maybe stop saying the same "better than westoid design" in response.
>Bro, Eve's design and the other characters from Korea are so dull and look interchangeable from one another
>Heh, I guess you'll prefer westoid dei slop designs :^)
>That's true, but there are amazingly hot and unique designs from time to time, and I'll rather have that than the same kpop face over and over.

>>720078742
mad

I will fuck anything female.

>>720078595
don't be mad you don't have the $$$ to blow like me lil bro lmfao

>>720078165
Thats not me --> >>720078085
I used sethe only once --> >>720077650 (thats me)
Anyways, seethe troon.

>>720078595
Not gonna lie I do that too. It makes more sense to me

>>720079508
Me too.
Makes sense when usually people say the number first then the (dollar), no one says "That will be dollar 300".
Don't understand why would that matter so much. Maybe it triggers his autism? Who knows..

>>720080018
>Don't understand why would that matter so much
Probably because it's correct.

>>720080052
>Probably because it's correct
It is.
But no one gives a shit.

>>720070567
Porn is bad more often than not.
It rots you alive.