Thread 720071249

every other doom game
>rando marine who survived first due to sheer luck due to being late and then his grit and resourcefulness
>they are shooters
zoom games
>u are the bestest hero in the Avengers, hell itself shat it's dick when they saw you
>some literally who people you are supposed to care about
>you barely have any ammo and are forced to do epic fatalities like in Mortal Kombat to get any resources
>Dark Ages added red light green light minigame, next Doom will have crossover with Dance Dance Revolution

>>720071249 (OP)
Keep in mind that NuDoom is after he has kicked Hell's shit in 3 separate times, surely someone had to notice him doing this and going "Eh, let's give him a boost".
I like what 2016 was implying though with it being Heaven itself blessing him to be a righteous warrior against the forces of hell, I hate the Makyrs despite liking their aesthetic.

>>720071249 (OP)
I like the Le Ebin glory kills get fucked.

>>720071545
No! Doomguy has to be what he was in the old games forever because I'm very very autistic and change makes me explosively shit myself in rage!

>boomers when they can no longer ADstrafe spam the whole game
>boomers when they now have to aim along the vertical axis

Doom eternal won.

I don't even like Eternal but this is some real dumbfuck take.
Do you even realise that the marine we play as in zoom is the same marine we've been playing as since doom 1? Only Doom 3 is unrelated and is in its own continuity.

I don't even mind that they suck the doomguy's dick because he absolutely deserve it. I'm mostly fed up with how poor and annoying the writing is, and how terrible the story is presented especially in Eternal where they won't stop interrupting just to talk about stupid shit nobody gives a fuck about.

>>720076496
you're a stupid faggot that's all

>>720071249 (OP)
>half a decade later
>nu/v/ still buckbroken because Eternal didn't flop like you "predicted"