Thread 720081446

>kid makes beehive in his bedroom
>dad announces that his kid doesnt play videogames so he isnt wasting time

Erm, how do we respond /v/ ?

He's right that they are a waste of time but so is building a beehive in your bedroom.

poor kid , helicopter parents do far more harm than good

Do people really think videos games are the main issue with society?
Also
>older generation hates technology and younger generations

>>720081446 (OP)
Explain why this works but not raising a daughter without having a phone

>>720081446 (OP)
>kid brings girl over, parents aren't home
>she sees the beehive, does a 360 and walks away
>she tells all her friends
>call him names like "bee boy" or "queen bee" or "beequeer" or "faggotron"
>kid is doomed to BEE an incel

>kid tricks his parents into getting video games with one brilliantly poor and novel plan
"oops, bees are loud as fuck"
"oops, bees got out"

I dunno anon I'm 30 years old posting on a Peruvian Gooner Game Discussion Forum with autistic people who argue about virtual breast sizes and I'm never having kids and ending my entire bloodline. What do you think?

>>720081446 (OP)
this nigga breeding bees

>>720081854
>>call him names like "bee boy" or "queen bee" or "beequeer" or "faggotron"
>bee boy uses the hate and becomes a biotech CEO and fucks stacy after she slept with the whole football team

What is not a waste of time in this capitalist shithole world?

Everything has already been invented or made before

Or if it hasn't, it's too expensive for you to do

Working for money is for fucking retards, the most lucrative thing in capitalism is just "owning things" and NOT WORKING, investors, shareholders, creditors, landlords, etc. do nothing productive and just extract money from other people

There's two classes of people, those who have to work for money, and those who just own things

Having sex and making children is arguably the only thing that isn't a "waste of time".

>>720081446 (OP)
>kid makes beehive in his bedroom
What does this even mean? Something beehive shaped? What exactly and for what purpose? An actual beehive? Huh?

>>720081446 (OP)
uhm, having fun activities and not putting your kid infront of the nonstop propaganda screen is literally jewish genocide?

>>720081446 (OP)
godspeed little autist

>>720082097
Yes an actual beehive you retard

>What exactly and for what purpose?

To produce honey, to observe them, etc. Similar to an ant farm.

You can see a tube connecting to the outside, where the bees come and go.

>>720082090
that's the good ending
what really happens is bee boy sneaks his beehive into class, releases them, and barricades the door. they don't sting him because he's covered in their pheromones

>>720082092
>What is not a waste of time in this capitalist shithole world?

Slaving away for G-d's Chosen People. That is what goyim exist to do.

You guys know there are other hobbies besides videogames right?

>>720081446 (OP)
literal who

>>720081558
How? You get to farm honey and wax.

>>720082729
uuuh like watching videogames????

>>720081446 (OP)
Zoomies sociallize on games so this is a horrible idea

>>720081558
You're absolutely right! Build a beehive in your worst enemy's bedroom instead!

>>720081581
this
games are a waste of time, but outright banning them is just going to backfire when he goes to college

>>720081446 (OP)
hornets would've been more useful

>>720081446 (OP)
>because we feel too addictive a general waste of time
Big words from a man who can barely write in English.
Idk, I think it's a cool project. Leaf and learn desperately wants this to be some homesteading naturalist crystalmommy bullshit.

reminder honey is bee food for the bees

>>720082729
yeah building beehives
but i think videogames are better

>>720081446 (OP)
He's right. Playing video games saps your motivation. They condition you to expect a reward without putting in any effort. This kid will grow up to be happy and successful, meanwhile kids who play video games will become outcasts and spergs and probably troon out by 30.

https://youtube.com/shorts/3D4KUhkqcrA?si=bZFC7TFGTj7ClQWf
Honestly it looks sick

>>720083125
Yeah haha imagine if bees worked really hard and then someone who doesn't even work came and took 95% of the honey they made

>>720081446 (OP)
Taking care of insects sounds kind of cool as a hobby.

>>720081446 (OP)
>getting addicted to wood is better than being addicted to videogames because... IT JUST IS, OKAY!?!

>>720082092
You are a lost soul who thinks money and pleasure are the only metrics of value in this life, i only pray that you acquire the wisdom that you lack before you become too old.

>>720083503
Why don't you drop some of your wisdom instead of a snarky condescending sentence?

>>720082272
Produce honey? Like, he's going to open his fucking in-door beehive inside his house so he can harvest honey and so bees can fly all over the place, but then those that get stuck out when he closes it can't get back in unless they take a detour outside to reach the special purpose bee tube? What actual reason is there to have a beehive inside your home? Just put it outside, you can observe them outside as well. This shit's extremely retarded.

>>720083503
Ok bro give us your credit cards if money dont mean shit

>>720083594
Obviously the only thing weird about this is the beehive is indoors

I'm sure there's solutions to everything you mentioned though, like smoking out one chamber so they all go into another and then closing a door.

>>720083475
>addicted to wood
you okay, bro?

>>720081581
You're parents didn't love you and you ended up here seething at a kid who made his own beehive, clearly you are faring better than kids with helicopter parents

>>720081446 (OP)
IT'S HIP

>>720082973
Hell, skip the hive, just throw a jar of bees through his window. Less effort, roughly similar results.
Wasps would probably be more effective though, since they're bastards.

Everyone thought I was cool for having a couple hives in my backyard, but really they just wanted honey.

>>720083812
he isnt
wood ruined his life

>And this is our son's ....
>*BZZZZZZZZZZ*

>>720083594
>, he's going to open his fucking in-door beehive inside his house so he can harvest honey and so bees can fly all over the place, but then those that get stuck out when he closes it can't get back in unless they take a detour outside to reach the special purpose bee tube?

>>720081446 (OP)
based dad I would do the same if I had children but I went the forever alone gamer route so that's not happening

>>720081854
>>720081446 (OP)
So that was his origin story.

>>720081446 (OP)
>just BEE urself
>NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!
why is /v/ like this?

>>720082849
Except you don't. The entire logistics of having a beehive IN your house is retarded. You can't just open a fucking beehive in your house because you will never get the bees out.

.t beekeeper

>>720083592
Belittling the mountain doesn't makes the climb any less meaningful, it only makes you indistinguishable from the cowards who shy away from it.

Just bee urself son

>>720084062
>can’t eat the honeycomb with the honey still inside
That’s the best part.

>>720081706
Videogames have been the scapegoat when it comes to wasting time for decades. Watching TV though? Nah, no complaints there.

>>720083634
Learn to read Pablo, he didn’t say money has no value

>>720083848
>You're parents

Your parents didn't educate you properly.

>all the worker bees are female
Beehives are woke.

>>720084432
To be fair, TV is awful and I don't see anybody wasting that much time watching it anymore.

>>720084289
So not wanting to own and everything and make everyone else's life more destitute is bad?

honeycomb's big
yeah yeah yeah

>>720084579
No, instead they now watch whatever trash is popular in Netflix and Prime.

>>720081854
I don't know about that, went on a tour of an apiary when I was younger and nearly everybody that was there was a woman. Chicks love bees and bee products.

>>720083475
>because you can produce things of both lasting sentimental and real value with wood
It’s cute that you go-to gotcha has been and remains one of the most attainable career paths for all of human history as well as a socially acceptable hobby that you can use to make friends and impress girls worldwide.

>>720081446 (OP)
you can tell the dad was abused as a child

>>720083592
>>720083634
uppity zoomers

>>720082849
Anon, you don't want to be listening to buzzing all night over your head unless you are mentally ill. On that note, total gaming ban (if that is the case here) seem like easy and lazy way to put off responsibility of a parent for their child who they worry will be spending days and night in front of the screen playing games. Instead of setting rules about playing games (idk, 2h daily, not living up to the agreement results in 1 week gaming ban, repeatedly committing this offense might warrant extension of gaming ban to 2-3 weeks, maybe month), but that would require more effort and being consequential to work, otherwise kid might indeed end up burning too much time on games.

>>720081446 (OP)
LISTEN HERE SONNY! THOSE VIDEO GAMES ARE AN ADDICTION! *gulps cheap booze*
LET ME TELL YA, THEY'RE NO GOOD! *Watches sportsball for half the day*
VIDEO GAMES WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN! *Watches ZOG news*
NOW LET ME EXPLAIN HOW ISRAEL IS OUR GREATEST ALLY! *Uses social media on his phone*
I've seen it all before, boomers are just fucking retarded, they'll use facebook eight hours a day and then bitch about how video games are the work of satan.

>>720084629
>So not wanting to own and everything and make everyone else's life more destitute is bad?
You have commited the same mistake of the other poster whom i refused to reply to, you're strawmanning the issue.

Biggest waste of time in order
>Voting
>Helping someone move
>Social Media
>Netflix/tv/youtube
>Forums
>Job Searching
>Video games
>Working
>Trying to make woman cum without choking them
>Washing dishes
>Making list
>Reading
>Writing
>Masturbation
>Sex
>Sex with animals

>>720083921
>since they're bastards
apparently wasps can memorize human faces

>>720085163
Maybe if you could articulate your point instead of being vague these things wouldn't happen

>>720081446 (OP)
ITT: angry nerds
hes absolutely right gaming is for children and a huge waste of time

>>720081446 (OP)
not my fucking problem

>>720085169
>>Helping someone move

oddly specific

imagine being at the LAN party with this dude and that kid whose dad deleted his minecraft server because he didn't wake up early enough

If you don't have self-control then yeah, might as well not engage with anything that is too addicting.

>instagram
yea that kid gets passed around in baby eating orgies while his mom is off getting shit on in dubai

>>720081446 (OP)
I stopped giving a fuck about what retarded boomers say or think a long time ago.

>>720084980
>Caring about what woman want
Holy simp

>>720084539
>all the women work
>the men just have sex and die
Sounds based

>>720085340
Upsetting but not surprising.

>>720085364
It's not fun if i tell you outright. Also you won't really learn if you don't realize it by yourself.

>>720081446 (OP)
I give his mom the hives.

>>720084142
>>720082272
>>720084062
>>720081446 (OP)
The bees will inevitably get out and go after the family for imprisoning them, and we know what that kid is going to turn into.

>>720085364
>>720086373
>Also you won't really learn if you don't realize it by yourself.
Adding to this, don't get the wrong idea, it's not that i actually care, i already expected that you were being overtly negative in your first post for the sake of discussion.

my parents couldn't stop me from ruining my own life no matter what
if i wasn't sitting on my ass all the time i'd just be the world's most depressed beekeeper

>>720081854
Bitches love bees.

TOMMY GUN

GRENADE

>>720081446 (OP)
Wish I had
>The parents to support my hobby
>The resources my parents get so they can support my hobby
Video games are nice, but they're no substitute for parents that actually care.

>>720081446 (OP)
>In bedroom
So this entire thing is just a long insurance fraud case in the making and using social media to be his proof why the son had hundreds of bees in his room to explain how they got out and killed him.

/v/ never recovered from this

>>720082092
Here comes the christcucks for some reason

I REGRET PLAYING VIDYA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

always wanted to keep bees myself
use the honey to make shit like mead
unfortunately i live in an area where it's easy to lose a hive unless you really know your shit

ITT weak /pol/cels who just want to bitch and moan about the end of western civilization rather than fix it.

>>720087503
No, I think he's just a retarded coomer. No one else would think having sex is one of the only things in life that isn't 'wasting time'.

>>720086373
I'm not really a big fan of religion but good job in putting it in your own words

>>720081581
It's fine he'll just go nuts in college like all of the super religious girls do when they get their first taste of freedom

>>720087637
Once you realize who actually spam the all the culture war shit and what their objectives are...

>>720081446 (OP)
thanks to games i have incredible reflexes

>>720087448
This guy is 100% a nepobaby.

>>720087878
No you don't
Also, what do you do with them? Did you become a racecar driver, or a professional athlete? Or are you just better at counterstrike than some people (although still worse than many others)?

>>720082985
>but outright banning them is just going to backfire when he goes to college

Yeah. Imagine him going to college and discovering videogames. Worse, starting with gacha and mobile garbage.
This is not the way.

>>720087993
Not that anon but the reflexes do help me accomplish things at my minimum wage job

>>720088000
nah, he'll go to one of his nerd friends' dorms and play smash with them and either get super autistic about it or immediately get disinterested after they 3 stock his ass.

>>720082214
god, it's been at least 15 years since i've last seen this image

>>720082092
cringe, you can have cool hobbies and even make money from them, there hasn't been a better time to be alive than today

>>720088116
If you make less than ~$30 an hour you NEED to join the military.

>>720087993
yes, i do
i pick shit up before they fall on the ground
i anticipate and react faster

youre just a faggot

>>720083848
He's gonna look real dumb when he dies in a bee related tragedy in his room

>>720087737
i don't doubt that many people do exactly what that image is describing, but i seriously doubt anybody who does it would call it 'culture war'; that term is almost exclusively used in a negative context
if they do then they're just here to shitpost, not "educate" people

>>720088458
I have too many grippy sock hotel visits to join but thanks for the advice

/v/ consists of the smartest people on the planet. Video games are not a waste of time.

>>720085509
why do you have this webm saved on your computer

>>720087448
i had all the instruments but never was interested in making music

not every mother fucker can be making music

>>720088867
She's a french model and has a kid with the black frenchman

>>720088653
Their plan is retarded, but it gives the game away for why /v/ is constantly flooded with culture war shit and platforming stuff that would not otherwise see the light of day.
Got to keep the serfs angry and voting against their economic self interests.

>>720087448
>neopbaby talking about stuff
lmao