Thread 720091956

Defend this

Hey, Putis Spencer here

>>720091956 (OP)
>dalokohs bar
>brass beast
oh yeah, it's sentry gun time

>granary
absolute dogshit
!vote nextmap cp_metalworks

>tranny e-couple on the other team
>medic pocketing a demo
>"GET ZEM!"

>>720094069
literally just focus the med down

>>720091956 (OP)
what if im playing an aggressive mini sentry engineer thats trying to spawn camp blu THOUGH?

Foundry was the best cp map and if you disagree with me you're wrong

>>720091956 (OP)
More like capture it, this is a BLU board after all.

>>720091956 (OP)
Uh, no

>>720094421
Heh

>>720094347
How can you say that when Granary has been in the game since 2007

>>720091956 (OP)
lol

>>720091956 (OP)
>engineer mains will defend this
The absolute fucking state

>>720091956 (OP)
No. Defend THIS!

nom nom nom nom nom

THAT ENGINEER’S A BLOODY HOHOWOHOHOWOH

>>720094069
>tranny medic
>medigun is named "estrogen beam"

>>720096474
>The Scout hiding in the back

Much obliged

Much obliged

the chuds and trannies keeping this game alive should date each other

>>720096474
>Backstabs you
Heh, nothing personnel kid.

...wanker.

>>720094347
It has been, and always will be, Steel

New to TF2. How do I enjoy this shit if I'm dying all the time? No matter what class I pick I'm getting picked off.
I'm trying Spy and Soldier mostly.

>>720101284
Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker.

>>720101284
get a config
play gunboats soldier

>pick it up
>move it out of bounds where no one can get to it

>>720101284
take note of the first word in the title of the game

>>720101284
Keep dying until eventually you figure out how to die slightly less. Same as any other multiplayer game.

Aaaaaaaargh!

>>720101284
Heavy is the easiest class. Learn to position and always jump and start revving around corners.

>>720098876
>estrogen beam
>doggy collar/leash
>this gun makes you gay
>daddy healer
>gaygun

>>720098876
I named mine "testosterone beam" in honor of my FtM TG fetish, does that make me a faggot (figurative, since I'm a literal one already)

>>720091956 (OP)
Nah fuck that, defend THIS

>>720105193
Depends. How many trannies have you mindbroken by healing them with it?

>>720105424
I am yet to encounter one but I think I'll start fishing for them because the idea of them getting upset at the name is fucking hilarious

>>720105193
I think that makes you a faggot squared, but I'm not a professional

>>720098876
Go medic, name your gun "dick reattacher 9000" or "trans genocide gun" and pocket him.

>>720091956 (OP)
never

>>720101284
If you just want to have fun you can do funny shit like cloak and dagger near the enemy sentry nest and spam voicelines.
Getting good is about assembling a million little bits of gamesense over time and getting your aim down.

>>720101284
I'd say the most braindead classes are Engineer, Medic and Sniper. Engineer's sentry aims for him, Medic just needs to hold M1 on his teammates, and Sniper can stay away from big fights.

>>720106494
Get on point, stupid!

>>720098876
>Killbinds despite being the top scoring player on the team denying them points

Boooooo!

>>720096474
>go demo
>sticky the cart
>they all die
wow, that was hard

>>720098876
>get healed
>killbind as soon as they uber

>>720098876
Ironically, such a device will kill people.
Assuming equivalent rate of biological alteration to medigun, extreme hormonal imbalance shall cause damage.
It's not quite an uglifier, but it'll dab on trannies for sure.

Not to sound like contrarian but I genuienly loved tc_hydro.

>>720101284
Spy is pretty hard for new players and Soldier is really only worth playing if you know how to rocket jump. Just play Demoman, you have decent range and high damage, you can spam up to 12 explosives at chokes and get kills, you aren't too slow or too low health either.

>>720109842
That's not contrarian at all.
80% of why people don't play Hydro is because it's buried all the way at the bottom of the map selection matchmaking.
The other 20% is that people don't play with real steam groups anymore.

>>720098876
Are there really that many trannies, or is it a meme?

>>720111272
There's not that many but the internet makes it feel like a lot because the Church of Genderology has shit nailed down pretty hard for running gay ops and there's the absence of geography.

>>720096474
WE MUST PUSH CART

Why are there players with zero points on my team every game.

>>720105193
>FtM TG fetish
BASED.

STOOPID!

i cant aim for shit so i have to play medic

>>720113327
Train aim?

>>720114238
>Miss
>Miss
>Miss
Nice training

>>720116182
You are not training, you're just practicing missing.
Apply zen archery principles to aim.