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Anonymous No.720092691 >>720093815 >>720093928 >>720096084 >>720098619 >>720098871 >>720101889 >>720105980 >>720105994 >>720109539 >>720111775 >>720112192
MARIO
Anonymous No.720092787 >>720114429
le better men

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Anonymous No.720093815 >>720098667
>>720092691 (OP)
>Le better man post
>No nigher slamming a white boyslut
Anonymous No.720093868
MARIO.
JOIN ME IN THE GAMER CABINET.
DO NOT MIND MY WIFE'S MOANING ABOVE
Anonymous No.720093928 >>720096449
>>720092691 (OP)
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN, MY WIFES CHILD!!!
Anonymous No.720094642
Anonymous No.720095052 >>720096254 >>720096449 >>720105329 >>720105867 >>720109723
>Oh shit it's Kratos
>FUCKA YOU KRATOS
Anonymous No.720095117 >>720095231 >>720096259
WHAT PRINCESS PEACH DID BEFORE YOU MET HER IS HER BUSINESS
Anonymous No.720095162
HE COME TO TOWN
Anonymous No.720095231 >>720096259
>>720095117
What is this meme? Did I miss something?
Anonymous No.720096084
>>720092691 (OP)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Anonymous No.720096254
>>720095052
GET BACK HERE ITALIAN MAN, LET ME TEACH HOW TO BETTER MAN!!!
Anonymous No.720096259 >>720098998
>>720095231
In Ragnarok, basically says this >>720095117
about Atreus' mom.
Anonymous No.720096324 >>720098528
NIGGA THATS NUTS!!
Anonymous No.720096449 >>720098930
>>720093928
>>720095052
Anonymous No.720098528
>>720096324
Anonymous No.720098619
>>720092691 (OP)
>MARIO, WE HAVE TO LET GO OF CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES, YOU MUST BE BETTER!
Anonymous No.720098667 >>720109403
>>720093815
Did he get raped by some healthcare personnel?
Anonymous No.720098871
>>720092691 (OP)
Daisy and Peach are too hot in this vidoe
Anonymous No.720098930
>>720096449
Anonymous No.720098998 >>720109894 >>720114395
>>720096259
Go on, tell them the context. You did play the game right?
Anonymous No.720099123 >>720099213
Why do these threads make snoys so angry?
Anonymous No.720099213
>>720099123
It reminds them of their niglet stepkids they have to take care of
Anonymous No.720099784 >>720101939
WALJAS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YivSvS_AvsQ
Anonymous No.720101889 >>720102428 >>720104454 >>720112821
>>720092691 (OP)
did people unironically find this funny10 years ago?
Anonymous No.720101939
>>720099784
JOSHUAR!!! *starts bawling*
Anonymous No.720102428
>>720101889
>unironically
No. The irony of it is what makes it mildly funny.
Anonymous No.720104454 >>720112821
>>720101889
Yes, and it’s even funnier that it’s still echoing a decade later. Peak comedy stopped evolving the moment "LET ME TEACH HOW TO BETTER MAN" dropped.
Anonymous No.720104925 >>720105012
Anonymous No.720105012
>>720104925
The meme isn't about being better men, it's about their image of better men being dumb as shit.
Anonymous No.720105329
>>720095052
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE MUST-A BE-A BETTERMEN!
Anonymous No.720105867
>>720095052
BE A BETTER MAN, YOU FUCK
Anonymous No.720105895
we must make better threads
Anonymous No.720105980
>>720092691 (OP)
KINGTOS m
KINGTOS
KINGTOS
Anonymous No.720105994 >>720106051
>>720092691 (OP)
i really like just the idea of kratos following mario so he can tell him to be a better man
Anonymous No.720106051 >>720106550
>>720105994
FUCK-A-YOU KRATOS, PEACH'S PAST IS IN FACT-A MY BUSINESS
Anonymous No.720106550
>>720106051
this shit is killing me thank you /v/ros
Anonymous No.720107089 >>720107308 >>720107756
What's worse, getting the best friend forever treatment Mario got or the cuck chair Kratos got
Anonymous No.720107308 >>720107989
>>720107089
BFF can still be changed later
Anonymous No.720107756
>>720107089
There's nothing particularly embarrassing about being friendzoned if you move away from it immediately, being a cuck is a death sentence
Anonymous No.720107989 >>720108075
>>720107308
the best case scenario for you is that you suddenly realize what you've been doing and murder her in a flash of decades of built up rage and spend the rest of your life getting assraped by niggers in prison. the best case.
Anonymous No.720108075 >>720108272
>>720107989
that sounds like a STUPID idea
you're STUPID anon, STUPID!
Anonymous No.720108272 >>720108949
>>720108075
>aislopper calling anyone stupid
Anonymous No.720108949
>>720108272
it's better than being a STUPID wannabe murderer
Anonymous No.720109403
>>720098667
deserved for calling himself "culinary universe"
Anonymous No.720109539
>>720092691 (OP)
Son, have you heard of the giant Farbauti? He was your mothers best friend, they were inseparable. Now that I think about it, you look a lot like him...
Anonymous No.720109723
>>720095052
Kratos rapes Mario
Anonymous No.720109894 >>720112153
>>720098998
The context is that she kept her past secret, then had sex with another giant while she was already together with Kratos, then made Kratos raise that kid. Kratos doesn't want to talk about it because he killed his biological daughter and now raises another man's child and he doesn't want his """son""" to find out that he's a mega cuck.
Anonymous No.720110776
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
WHAT MY WIFE DID BEFORE WE MET IS NOT MY BUSINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
Anonymous No.720111775
>>720092691 (OP)
Anonymous No.720112153 >>720112583 >>720112898
>>720109894
This is just a straight up lie, Kratos is his biological father
Anonymous No.720112192
>>720092691 (OP)
I hated this animation before, and now, years later I still hate this animation
Anonymous No.720112583 >>720114403
>>720112153
Kratos is a giant? When they decided who should be Kratos son, they "accidentally" picked the one guy that is a pure giant and was only adopted by the gods? Crazy coincidence.
Anonymous No.720112821
>>720101889
This >>720104454
Anonymous No.720112898
>>720112153
>his
Anonymous No.720112967
>mario parody in 2000s: druggie from mushrooms
>mario parody in 2010s: raging asshole
>mario parody in 2020s: cute and wholesome chungus
Anonymous No.720113076
Do Playstation owners really shack up with Chad and Tyrone's sloppy seconds?
Anonymous No.720113087 >>720114181
>video game parody
>take a game marketed towards children and just make it edgy
Anonymous No.720113772
KRATOS

IM COMING FOR YOUR WIFE NIGGA
Anonymous No.720113804
you guys do know that kratos is black right, he's just doing whiteface with his family's ashes
Anonymous No.720113972 >>720114049 >>720114403
Atreus is the biological son of Kratos though
Anonymous No.720114049
>>720113972
>her truth
Anonymous No.720114181
>>720113087
>videogame parody
>take a game marketed towards adults and just make it silly
Anonymous No.720114196
KRATOS... HOW DARE YOU... DO YOU THINK A MERE MAN CAN STEP UP... TO ME?
no Mario... I'm not a man stepping up to you... I'm... A DAD... WHO STEPPED UP...
Anonymous No.720114395
>>720098998
context in game?
or context outside it?
Anonymous No.720114403
>>720113972
See >>720112583

Atreus is a pure Jotun, which are godlike in their abilities so it's easy to get confused and think he got his powers from Kratos. Kratos is canonically a cuck why killed his one biological daughter to raise another man's child.
Anonymous No.720114429
>>720092787
Great, I can't wait!
Anonymous No.720114584
oh i get it it's because theyre racing
Anonymous No.720114650
>GoW
>Mario
>Silksong
Why are so many games becoming cuckslop these days?
Anonymous No.720116936
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