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Anonymous No.720100205 >>720101007 >>720101079 >>720101091 >>720101294 >>720104782 >>720104786 >>720105457 >>720105923 >>720106074 >>720106996 >>720108852 >>720109702 >>720110872 >>720112369 >>720112619 >>720112952 >>720114113 >>720114436 >>720116489 >>720117431 >>720117716 >>720117842 >>720119419 >>720119502 >>720119865 >>720120443 >>720120575 >>720120967 >>720121524 >>720123703 >>720123790 >>720123924 >>720123997 >>720125032 >>720126603 >>720127418 >>720127924 >>720130075 >>720132317 >>720134505 >>720138050 >>720138138 >>720138764 >>720138823 >>720138990 >>720140704 >>720141091 >>720143370 >>720143501 >>720144531 >>720144985 >>720146151 >>720146713 >>720147010 >>720147051 >>720147086 >>720147145 >>720147168 >>720147225 >>720147661 >>720149834 >>720157217 >>720163581 >>720166116 >>720166475 >>720168971 >>720171356 >>720174651 >>720177539
>You are but a dog, and I am your master!

How do you respond, without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.720100697 >>720101043 >>720146803
do a 360 cumshot directly onto her lips with enough force to knock her over like a fire hose
Anonymous No.720101007
>>720100205 (OP)
*woof*
Anonymous No.720101043 >>720102837
>>720100697
If you did a 360 you'd be facing the same direction
Anonymous No.720101075
She looks like she fucks the sons of Skyrim
Anonymous No.720101079
>>720100205 (OP)
ARF!
Anonymous No.720101089
Politely remind her that since my visage is more alike Auri-El, I am her superior and force her into tantric nonstop eugenics sex for 40 years.
Anonymous No.720101091 >>720136578
>>720100205 (OP)
Anonymous No.720101224
*mffhh* *mmphhh* (I can't speak beacuse I am wearing a full set of devious devices including a gag)
Anonymous No.720101230
>Stealth Archer
>100 Archery
>Bullseye perk
>Mating press the shit our of her pompous knife eared Altemer pussy
>Keep getting bullseye ad infinitum by hitting the entrance of her womb
Anonymous No.720101294
>>720100205 (OP)
Anonymous No.720102837 >>720103479 >>720111168
>>720101043
exactly i'm not going to invert my penis and cum out my ass at her
Anonymous No.720102924 >>720103248 >>720128795 >>720138946 >>720146878
>medetards simping for thalmussy again
Anonymous No.720103248
>>720102924
thalmussy got that crazy bitch grip, what can I say
Anonymous No.720103479
>>720102837
You should
Anonymous No.720103539
I suck cock at least once a week AMA
Anonymous No.720103565
Ok then let me sniff your boots
Anonymous No.720103673 >>720104396 >>720104953 >>720112619 >>720147314 >>720151272 >>720174279
STOP WORSHIPPING TALOS
Anonymous No.720104396 >>720139020
>>720103673
>any man renouncing Talos gets a Mer wife trained in the Dibellan arts
How quickly does Talos worship fade out entirely?
Anonymous No.720104506
I get on the floor and bark
Anonymous No.720104782
>>720100205 (OP)
tell her she looks like a white woman.
YOU JUST KNOW
Anonymous No.720104786 >>720104981
>>720100205 (OP)
who is this knife ear and how many of the settings problems has her race caused?
Anonymous No.720104953 >>720144515 >>720148382
>>720103673
Oh okay, guess I'll go back to worshipping the warrior widow Kyne and avenge her dead husband Shor
Anonymous No.720104981 >>720105062 >>720114695
>>720104786
Altmer did nothing wrong, everything is the fault of Lorkhan the Deceiver. You see, long ago Lorkhan tricked the other divines into creating the world and thus all of the problems on it.
Anonymous No.720105062 >>720105247
>>720104981
Oh right the mer, destroyers of the towers, ruiners of the divine imperial dynasty and responsible for multiple daedric incursions.
Anonymous No.720105247 >>720105372 >>720105519 >>720154665
>>720105062
Mundus was a mistake. Mortals were a mistake. Men want to make their little empire to be king of the trash heap that is Mundus, and in the process they hold the eternal, divine spirit of the Mer people hostage.
Anonymous No.720105347
I don't care about women
Anonymous No.720105372
>>720105247
Skill issue, the dwemer got out just fine.
Anonymous No.720105457
>>720100205 (OP)
"You just know".
Anonymous No.720105519
>>720105247
Why don't you just unmake yourself and let the rest of us play in the sandbox then?
Anonymous No.720105923
>>720100205 (OP)
arf arf arf
Anonymous No.720106043 >>720120303
Even Auri-El chooses to support Men over Mer through the Dragonborn.
Anonymous No.720106074
>>720100205 (OP)
Yes Master, please bend over so I can show you my appreciation.
Anonymous No.720106996
>>720100205 (OP)
>rape her with my 4inch saarjit barbed cock
Anonymous No.720108274 >>720120125
Dunmer women are hotter
Anonymous No.720108852
>>720100205 (OP)
Fuck off, you can’t have Barbas
Anonymous No.720109268
I can't wait for Skyrim to be filled with cats, lizards and elves.
Anonymous No.720109702
>>720100205 (OP)
*unzips BNC*
Anonymous No.720110872
>>720100205 (OP)
casts paralysis...
Anonymous No.720111168
>>720102837
Skill issue
Anonymous No.720112369
>>720100205 (OP)
Anonymous No.720112619
>>720100205 (OP)
>>720103673
I give praise to Talos as I nut inside the altmer pussy He has provided for me
Anonymous No.720112952
>>720100205 (OP)
'dogs have savaged their masters before now, and will again...'
Anonymous No.720114113
>>720100205 (OP)
>*mantles shor*
>*rapes and mindbreaks her*
Anonymous No.720114436
>>720100205 (OP)
>without sounding mad?
Barb barg! HAUUU! Spurdo.
Anonymous No.720114695
>>720104981
Sounds like pleroma.
Anonymous No.720116489
>>720100205 (OP)
But of course...you are the most beautiful and generous mistress in the world...
Anonymous No.720117431
>>720100205 (OP)
Rape her while barking.
Anonymous No.720117716
>>720100205 (OP)
Launch at her unprovoked and rape her with my fat knotted dog cock, then rip her throat out.
Anonymous No.720117842
>>720100205 (OP)
Rape.
Anonymous No.720118097 >>720118986
Good thread.
Anonymous No.720118986
>>720118097
haughty bananas owe me sex
Anonymous No.720119271
Shor would want you to cum inside an elf's corporeal form
Anonymous No.720119419 >>720168176
>>720100205 (OP)
She's not that bad once you get to know her
Anonymous No.720119502
>>720100205 (OP)
kiss her neck and rub her ears
Anonymous No.720119865
>>720100205 (OP)
doghump her leg like there's no tomorrow
Anonymous No.720120125 >>720121648 >>720123450 >>720146969
>>720108274
Excuse me, subhuman MerNIGGERS look like THIS.
Anonymous No.720120303
>>720106043
Well yeah. Why would a dead god that gave his life so that men and nirn can exist, want them to throw it away?
Anonymous No.720120443 >>720122245
>>720100205 (OP)
Become her personal human sex toy? Duh.
Anonymous No.720120575
>>720100205 (OP)
>>You are but a dog, and I am your master!
>How do you respond, without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.720120967 >>720126365
>>720100205 (OP)
Anonymous No.720121524
>>720100205 (OP)
>elf woman
>dog
I bend her over and fuck her, then pee on her face, she basically just declared she is owned by me.
Anonymous No.720121648
>>720120125
you really don't want to get into "but in-game they look like THIS" because nobody in skyrim looks under 40
Anonymous No.720122245 >>720126484
>>720120443
sad
Anonymous No.720123109 >>720124042 >>720140284
So basically
>Aldmeri Dominion want to do typical 'Conquer and rule the world' stuff
>Their rivalry with the Empire is primarily political, and they'll still work and ally with other races
>Thalmor are a Pro-Altmer suicide death cult that's subverting the Dominion and driving more extremism
Anonymous No.720123450 >>720140836 >>720143063
>>720120125
yeah Skyrim really fucked the character models. aif course TESIV wasn't any prettier but you could chalk it up to the bad graphics. In Morrowind there was enough room for interpretation. Some characters were obviously meant to be old hags while it was clear who were supposed to be the pretty ones.


In Skyim they already had the graphical fidelity to make pretty characters but just fucked some races up completely by aet direction nalone, dunmer most prominent among them
Anonymous No.720123703
>>720100205 (OP)
>cast scroll of mayhem
> now she's the one sounding mad
Anonymous No.720123790
>>720100205 (OP)
>a blonde white woman is calling me a dog
She's just asking for sex, why would I be mad?
Anonymous No.720123924
>>720100205 (OP)
*Woof seductively*
Anonymous No.720123997
>>720100205 (OP)
bow down my head like dogs do when they feel scared.
then swear my complete life and loyalty to serving her
Anonymous No.720124042 >>720124367 >>720148465
>>720123109
No
They want to annihilate all of existence to get back at God, because
Anonymous No.720124151 >>720139495
>You now remember that autistic rant Patrician TV went about in his Skyrim video because a document said Ulfric as a "Thalmor asset"
>Just because he thought asset meant sleeper agent or mole instead of the first definition of the word
What an insufferable jerkass
Anonymous No.720124367 >>720148465
>>720124042
So, is that the Dominion, or just the Thalmor?
Anonymous No.720125032 >>720126390
>>720100205 (OP)
>How do you respond
Anonymous No.720126365
>>720120967
/thread
Anonymous No.720126390 >>720141604
>>720125032
>The only way Man can stand up to Mer is with a plot macguffin made by Mer
Anonymous No.720126484 >>720126563
>>720122245
Still looks fine to me. Oddly enough women with big foreheads are never a turn off to me.
Anonymous No.720126563
>>720126484
Okay Krillin
Anonymous No.720126603
>>720100205 (OP)
Nah
Anonymous No.720127418
>>720100205 (OP)
i'm khajiit ma'am
me meow not bark
Anonymous No.720127924 >>720128026 >>720128131 >>720128331 >>720143293 >>720145643
>>720100205 (OP)
mer woman deserve...
Anonymous No.720128026
>>720127924
STOP LAUGHING I NEED IT FOR DEFENSE
Anonymous No.720128131 >>720130164
>>720127924
>mer woman deserve
To be broken with love and affection until they're nice and caring wives.
Anonymous No.720128331
>>720127924
I-I took it off some dead scrub, okay!?
Anonymous No.720128795 >>720137569
>>720102924
You're right, I'm simping for Pussy People pussy instead.
Anonymous No.720130075
>>720100205 (OP)
Instantly cum. God, why did you make me stop touching myself.
Anonymous No.720130164 >>720168373
>>720128131
based
Anonymous No.720132317
>>720100205 (OP)
Correction with leg-locked missionary anal and kisses on the lips
Anonymous No.720134294
Fucking elves and beastmen is gay we should be hunting them and mounting their heads on our walls instead
Anonymous No.720134505
>>720100205 (OP)
You're right, please use magic to turn me into a human toilet to use for your pleasure forever more mistress.
Anonymous No.720136578 >>720137089 >>720138834
>>720101091
>chercher
Is this some euphemism for rape?
Anonymous No.720137089 >>720137601
>>720136578
Non
Anonymous No.720137494
Imagine ruining that foul mouth with big Nord peepee
Anonymous No.720137569 >>720140240
>>720128795
Where is this dragon language from? Like, which crypt or whatever?
Anonymous No.720137601
>>720137089
Shame.
Anonymous No.720138050
>>720100205 (OP)
I am a pitbull and you are a three year old
Anonymous No.720138138
>>720100205 (OP)
shit on her carpet
Anonymous No.720138590
The High Elves are right.
It's telling that the only intelligent race of Men are part Elf.
Anonymous No.720138691
I'm a Nord man and I deserve Redguard women while all the elves sit in the cuck chair
Anonymous No.720138764
>>720100205 (OP)
ERM, AKSHUALLY, you'd be my mistress, not master
Anonymous No.720138823
>>720100205 (OP)
I simply kill her.
>but that means you're mad
It means she's dead and I'm not. The murderhobo reigns supreme.
Anonymous No.720138834 >>720142080 >>720143323
>>720136578
That's French for search, anon. Pronounced "sharsh" I think
Anonymous No.720138946
>>720102924
For once you should listen to the n'wah, Nerevar
Anonymous No.720138990
>>720100205 (OP)
By giving her a liberal helping of Spellbreaker in her face.
Anonymous No.720139020
>>720104396
Do I get a choice of mer? I'll pretend to worship Talos, then abandon it for a Dunmer wife
Anonymous No.720139495
>>720124151
thats disingenious
when people call ulfric an asset based on the dossier, they do mean he's some degree of compromised, especially because it talks about establishing contact after he escaped. additionally, the general meaning of an asset as simply being useful to a cause is too all-encompassing in this case
so he's an asset because he causes trouble for the empire, thus increasing the chances of a thalmor victory. which is fair enough I guess, but what does that make general tullius and the empire in skyrim? you know, the people actively working with the thalmor? surely those would be assets too? so every side of this civil war is a thalmor asset? see how stupid it gets when you make it mean "well he's useful".
Anonymous No.720140240 >>720150526
>>720137569
Its one of the dragon walls where you learn the frost shout.
Anonymous No.720140284 >>720140597
>>720123109
You’re a fair bit off base.
The Aldmeri Dominion in its present form is RUN by the Thalmor. They’re the ones who established it with the beginning of the 4th era. They’re not subverting the Aldmeri government, they ARE the Aldmeri government.
The Dominion’s rivalry with the Empire is both political and religious. The Empire is both the their chief rival for dominance over Tamriel and also home to some of the towers which the Thalmor want to destroy to begin their unmaking of the world. There’s also an element of revenge for how badly they got owned by the Septim Empire and its giant mecha.
The Aldmeri Dominion is basically just the political arm of the Thalmor regime.
They are also super-racist towards everyone (including some other Altmer), but they’re pragmatic racists willing to use anyone who will help them achieve their goals.
Anonymous No.720140597 >>720143157 >>720146739
>>720140284
>home to some of the towers which the Thalmor want to destroy to begin their unmaking of the world
Not a real thing.
Not in the games. Not in Kirkbride's schizoposts. Nowhere.
Anonymous No.720140704
>>720100205 (OP)
Fus roh dah?
Anonymous No.720140836 >>720168521
>>720123450
>Muh pretty characters
This isn't an anime dress up game you dumb fucking coomer
Anonymous No.720140837
its meeee dog man and then i start humping her leg
Anonymous No.720141027
I politely explain that, as a Breton vampire lord, Molag Bal is my master.
Anonymous No.720141091
>>720100205 (OP)
if I'm a dog, then you're a white women, and baby, you're gonna slather yourself in peanut butter before the night is over.
Anonymous No.720141507 >>720148702 >>720150373 >>720156858
>Tfw you'll never live in Skyrim with a Khajiit wife
Anonymous No.720141604
>>720126390
*a plot macguffin powered by man
Anonymous No.720141613
*opens Sexlab Defeat*
*chooses as target*
*proceeds to respond without sounding mad*
Anonymous No.720142080 >>720143323
>>720138834
So searchsearch? What retarded language
Anonymous No.720142169
Anonymous No.720142183
I maul her child in its cradle.
Anonymous No.720142419 >>720142645 >>720142769 >>720144438 >>720149491
Why hasn't any Elf pulled the "Tiber Septim was a Breton, so technically Talos is half-Mer" card?
Anonymous No.720142645 >>720149040 >>720166360
>>720142419
The mer that care are Altmer and even then, the only ones that care within them are the Thalmor.
Anonymous No.720142769 >>720152535
>>720142419
Because Talos's race is the subject of a lot of debate in-universe and anybody except those who think he's Breton (not a majority, mind you) will reject the premise entirely. Also, you're not going to appeal to racial supremacists with half-bloods.
Anonymous No.720142802 >>720143349
Anonymous No.720143063
>>720123450
Nah, it's true that young characters don't look super youthful but otherwise most humans are basically fine.
The only ugly ones are the mer races which feels perfectly intended. It's good that they're not just humans with pointy ears and different skin colors.
Anonymous No.720143157 >>720146061 >>720146739
>>720140597
It's in the trainwiz mods therefore it's canon
Anonymous No.720143293 >>720143360
>>720127924
Are there any indepth mods (or any at all) that allows me to marry both sisters?
Anonymous No.720143323 >>720148594
>>720138834
>>720142080
sher-shay
Anonymous No.720143349 >>720143439
>>720142802
Nice, got more of her?
Anonymous No.720143360 >>720143684
>>720143293
No.
Anonymous No.720143370 >>720143528
>>720100205 (OP)
>>You are but a dog, and I am your master!
>How do you respond, without sounding mad?
Hah, good one. So anyways what are you doing later tonight Mrs. Ambassador?
Anonymous No.720143394 >>720143706
Good morning is this the TMD thread?
Anonymous No.720143424
Rape
Anonymous No.720143439 >>720146383
>>720143349
Yes, but they are too powerful for this thread. Must think of those advertisers, anon.
Anonymous No.720143501
>>720100205 (OP)
I pee in her
Anonymous No.720143528 >>720143627
>>720143370
does this work? asking for a friend haha
Anonymous No.720143627
>>720143528
You don't know until you try and get a response. Hesitation nowadays is borne from fear of humiliation, but there's no possible humiliation unless she has your contact details/social media. So if it's in a 'cold environment' meaning bar, pub, club, etc. . then just go ahead and try it. Worst case scenario she says "ew get away from me."
Anonymous No.720143684 >>720143771
>>720143360
Make one
Anonymous No.720143706
>>720143394
total morrowind death? yeah
ashniggers lost their "gods", had their "capital" crash into the ground and their dumbass volcano destroyed the rest of their shitty little island lmao
Anonymous No.720143771 >>720144035 >>720149549 >>720149643
>>720143684
Never going to happen since the whole modding community is so buttblasted about using AI voices.
Anonymous No.720144035 >>720149549 >>720168803 >>720172575
>>720143771
Why is every modding community so lame, all Altmer girls share one voice right? Perhaps line splicing is the answer.
Anonymous No.720144161
I deserve to get pegged by Alter girls
Anonymous No.720144424
Under sun and sky, outlander, we greet you warmly.
Anonymous No.720144438
>>720142419
Talos' presence strengthens the wheel, which they don't want. They want to return to the mythic era where shit didn't work properly and Mer were pretty much godlike.
Anonymous No.720144515
>>720104953
>be thalmor agent
>here about nords worshipping at a shrine in the forest
>lol, this is going to be good
>head out there to fry some savages
>might arrest a few to β€œinterrogate” later
>get closer
>start hearing voices in the distance
>air is vibrating
>soldiers are starting to feel off
>fucking plebs.jpg
>get to clearing with shrine
>there are ten nords circled around the shrine
>all chanting in what sounds like the nordic tongue
>don’t look like talos worshipers
>who gives a shit time to show them who’s the boss of this forest
>approach and announce who i am and order them to cease and disperse
>they all turn and stare at me
>silence fills the air, like no sound not even from bugs
>they just stand there
>order them to leave again
>they just stand
>i don’t have for this
>order soldier to apprehend the one that looks like a priest
>he approaches and takes his sword
>priest opens his mouth
>boom.wav
>soldier is blasted apart
>wtf did he just use a shout
>priest looks to men and says some shit in nordic
>men take out weapons and attack shouting like and slaughtering my men
>one slashes me across the face with a dagger
>they rout us
>as we flee we hear the singing blessings to kyne and shor
>talk to informant later
>some breton twink
>ask who tf they were and if they were with the stormcucks
>he says they’re followers of the old ways
>don’t even worship talos
>wtf.jpg
>go to file report and tell others at the embassy to be on the lookout
>fuck this freezing dump
Anonymous No.720144531
>>720100205 (OP)
Made for BWC
Anonymous No.720144985 >>720145935 >>720147657 >>720164745
>>720100205 (OP)
[fox noises]
Anonymous No.720145643
>>720127924
>altmer with twintails
hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg
Anonymous No.720145935 >>720146168
>>720144985
ehhhehehehhehehehhehehehehehehehe
Anonymous No.720146061
>>720143157
That's one Thalmor that's a rogue agent.
Anonymous No.720146151
>>720100205 (OP)
Ok tranny.
Anonymous No.720146168
>>720145935
Capital!
>whole thalmor embassy emptied of every item that is not a static mesh
>including gear that Thalmor were wearing
Anonymous No.720146281
I hate skyrim threads because it tempts me to mod it again.
Anonymous No.720146383 >>720146502
>>720143439
I see, maybe a catbox of one then?
Anonymous No.720146502 >>720146563 >>720146845
>>720146383
You want a catbox to see the cat’s box?
Anonymous No.720146563
>>720146502
no to see the cat's kitty anon get it straight jeez.
Anonymous No.720146713
>>720100205 (OP)
Why are westeners unable to make cute women? I would turn into a dog if an actual cute elf ordered me to rather than this creature.
Anonymous No.720146739
>>720143157
>>720140597
Also Ancano from Winterhold
Anonymous No.720146803
>>720100697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
Anonymous No.720146845
>>720146502
Yes
Anonymous No.720146878
>>720102924
Isn't Elenwen canonically Ulfrics mistress from when he was captured?
Anonymous No.720146969 >>720147045
>>720120125
everyone is ugly in skyrim
Anonymous No.720147010 >>720148103
>>720100205 (OP)
that's the guy from jojo diamond is unbreakable
Anonymous No.720147045
>>720146969
did skyrim ever get mods that make mer prettier like this instead of painted humans?
Anonymous No.720147051
>>720100205 (OP)
If Abnur Tharn was still alive in that era, he would spoil her over how he raped princess Aytenn's cunny.
Anonymous No.720147086 >>720147260
>>720100205 (OP)
>yes mistress sorry mistress uhgg oggh I'm cumming mistress!
Something like that, I suppose.
Anonymous No.720147145
>>720100205 (OP)
>Laugh in her face
>Mace of Molag Bal before she can cast a spell (the spell won't hurt anyway)
>Beat the elf to an inch of her life
>Cast soul trap
>Finish her off, get a filled black soul gem
>Use said gem to recharge Mace of Molag Bal
She started it, and I ended it.
Anonymous No.720147168
>>720100205 (OP)
"FUS RO DAH"
Anonymous No.720147225
>>720100205 (OP)
And you look like a white girl
Anonymous No.720147260
>>720147086
kek
Anonymous No.720147314
>>720103673
I never did to begin with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC0HgM0N-mI

Seriously though, fuck them for cutting the nordic pantheon to simplify things for retards.
Anonymous No.720147657
>>720144985
focks
Anonymous No.720147661 >>720150728
>>720100205 (OP)
Why are you holding a jar of peanut butter?
Anonymous No.720147667 >>720147904
I like to play as a female altmer with a vore mod and eat the talos worshippers that I encounter
Anonymous No.720147904 >>720148108
>>720147667
...anally?
Anonymous No.720148103
>>720147010
Ayy lmao
Anonymous No.720148108 >>720148315
>>720147904
sometimes
Anonymous No.720148315
>>720148108
Nice, nice.
Anonymous No.720148382
>>720104953
A true Son of Skyrim would denounce Talos as a deviant trickster who usurped Nord gods and culture.
Anonymous No.720148465 >>720149104
>>720124367
>>720124042
Wrong with your retarded fanfic. There's literally no in-game evidence the Thalmor want to undo reality.
Anonymous No.720148594 >>720148884 >>720169276
>>720143323
Sher Sher, there's clearly a E not a A at the end.
Anonymous No.720148702 >>720155279 >>720156731
>>720141507
I wonder if the Khajiit mannerisms are partly nature or purely nuture. How would one turn out if they were raised around man and not their own kind their whole life?
Anonymous No.720148815
>Thalmor aren't practical Mer supremists who want to destroy Man's chance of ever killing them again but instead cartoony nazis
Bethesda is horrible.
Anonymous No.720148884
>>720148594
English pronounces "a"s as e, and the second e sound is not the same as in "cher", it's a lighter e
that's best approximated by the english pronunciation of "a" as in "say".
Anonymous No.720148895
>The average Nord woman when she turns 20 years old
Anonymous No.720149040
>>720142645
>They could've had loving Nord/Imperial/Breton/Redguard husbands to enjoy their lives with, but instead, they died because of th*lmor retardation
Such a waste
Anonymous No.720149104 >>720149172
>>720148465
knife eared agent glow so bright
Anonymous No.720149172
>>720149104
Post actual proof instead of wiki shit.
Anonymous No.720149491
>>720142419
1. Him being a Breton is from one schizo book that is rare and almost no one has read
2. It states he was born in High Rock but gives him a 100% Nord name, so it doesn't even say he was a Breton.
3. Bretons haven't been half-elves for thousands of years
4. Altmer don't recognize a half-elf as being worthy of being called elves in any way.
Anonymous No.720149549 >>720150967
>>720143771
>>720144035
I fucking hate skyrim modders. They're fucking prima donnas. I swear, I don't remember anywhere near the amount of drama in other modding communities
Anonymous No.720149643 >>720149814
>>720143771
so are they just buttblasted about it but some people go on to use AI voices anyway or just everyone swore off of pursuing it at all?
Anonymous No.720149814
>>720149643
I don't know what their beef is with ai voices, but the modders are egotistical faggots who get pissed when people alter their mods or include them in compilations without "permission"
Anonymous No.720149834
>>720100205 (OP)
>forms into a werewolf
>rips her up like a chew toy
Anonymous No.720150373 >>720152732
>>720141507
I perfer the ones that are born under the moon that turns them into anime catgirls
Anonymous No.720150526
>>720140240
>The Gaulder health necklace guy was into furries
Based
Anonymous No.720150728
>>720147661
>mfw
Anonymous No.720150967 >>720169014
>>720149549
Apparently, Sims community is even worse, or so i heard.
Anonymous No.720151272
>>720103673
If she was 300lbs then yeah, the talos shrine goes down
Anonymous No.720151873
Altmer girls are for facesitting from Nord men
Anonymous No.720152535
>>720142769
What do people who actually knew him say he was? I mean wasn’t Barenziah still alive by the time Morrowind takes place?
Anonymous No.720152732 >>720152802
>>720150373
Horrendous taste
Anonymous No.720152802 >>720152980
>>720152732
not much into furries man

the hair gets everywhere
Anonymous No.720152980 >>720153309
>>720152802
Getting to hug and fug an anthro cat lady who loves you overrides that
Anonymous No.720153309 >>720153592
>>720152980
Only if she’s 200+ pounds
Anonymous No.720153592 >>720155592
>>720153309
Granted, now she's a slimthicc 6'5" 220 pounds catgirl
Anonymous No.720154665
>>720105247
Imagine not only wanting to be a mer, but wanting to be a mer for eternity lmao that's like wanting to be a bitch for eternity
Anonymous No.720155279 >>720158834
>>720148702
I feel like some of that is reflected in Oblivion already, but maybe that isn't a good example
Anonymous No.720155592
>>720153592
god I love women bigger and taller than me

if only they were real
Anonymous No.720156731 >>720158834
>>720148702
I'm certain it's purely a quick of their language and accent, not something that they do simply because they're Khajiit. Playing a Khajiit doesn't make you talk like that (because Bethesda couldn't be fucked to put in the extra effort but still) so I would assume a Khajiit raised outside of Elysweyr would talk normally.
Anonymous No.720156858 >>720157356
>>720141507
Todd is a bitch and Bethesda is a shit company so sadly there was like 5 female Khajiit in the entire game and not one of them was a marriage candidate or companion.
Anonymous No.720157123 >>720159683 >>720161380 >>720161472 >>720161895 >>720161959 >>720167830
Elenwen wife
Anonymous No.720157217
>>720100205 (OP)
>ctrl+f "mommy"
>no results
Anonymous No.720157356
>>720156858
Todd hogs them all for himself
Anonymous No.720158834
>>720155279
>>720156731
I imagine imperial raised khajiit who would be considered "domesticated" by their peers the same way a black guy can be seen as too "white".
Anonymous No.720159683
>>720157123
Titus fucked up by calling her "his best friend" instead of "little his knifed eared whore".
Anonymous No.720161380
>>720157123
>My human crush has friendzoned me and then married some harlot bumpkin
>Alinor has fallen
>Billions must die
Someone make Elenwen chudjak
Anonymous No.720161472 >>720162612 >>720166487
>>720157123
the next elderscrolls needs to add hebes
Anonymous No.720161895 >>720162526
>>720157123
Thats it? People are dying in Skyrim, because some retarded Imperial wouldnt do the basic human job to fuck an elf?
Anonymous No.720161959
>>720157123
accurate, but...
instead of skinning the nord alive she's raping him
Anonymous No.720162526
>>720161895
> People are dying in Skyrim
brother millions died all over tamriel
Anonymous No.720162612
>>720161472
You need to kill yourself
Anonymous No.720163581 >>720163659
>>720100205 (OP)
>be Thalmor political prisoner
>well, prisoner is a relative term and at this point you’re not sure you’d leave if you could
>you were captured in a Thalmor raid of a roadside inn that was housing Stormcloaks, you weren't one of them but to the Thalmor being human is as good as an admission of guilt
>dragged across Hjaalmarch to a snowy mountaintop not far from Solitude and left to rot in a cell with the others, who pay you little mind
>every so often a high elf in robes takes one of them away, you never see them again
>eventually it’s your turn
>you’re placed in a chair in an icy cell lit with a magic light that gives no warmth, flanked by guards
>there’s water in a tankard, which you drink, parched
>across from you sat an elf taller, pointier and snobbier than the rest who you would come to know as Elenwen
>after explaining at length the mistake that had been made, she extends a formal apology and tells you that your accommodations will be upgraded
>that was easy, shame you’re not getting freed but still miles better than getting your throat slit and tossed down the mountain
>guards lead you upstairs to a gilded door that probably costs more than your family’s generational wealth
>push it open, she wasn’t joking
>height of opulence, precious metals and intricate patterns on everything
>massive bed in the middle
>guards leave you there
>as you weigh the risk of taking a few gold shavings on your way out, Elenwen herself opens the door
Anonymous No.720163659
>>720163581
>asks if the room is to your liking
>tell her yes
>she picks up one of the ornaments you were appraising and asks which is your favourite
>tell her you were only really looking at which one you could most easily steal from
>wait, what?
>gives you an amused smile as your heart sinks to your stomach
>tells you that the water from earlier was spiked with a truth potion
>she reaches for her robes and you brace yourself for a painful death
>instead she unfastens and slips off the flowing coat, letting it lay in a pile around her boots as she pulls the shirt over her head to reveal bare golden skin and the roundest, firmest and perkiest pair of breasts you have ever seen
>your eyes bounce back and forth between the golden tits as Elenwen watches you
>she asks if you like what you see as much as the ornaments
>you probably wouldn’t have been able to answer if not for the truth potion, which forces you to tell her that they must be the greatest pair in Skyrim
>she laughs and remarks on the potion’s quality, tells you that you’ll discuss this further when she comes back later
>as she gets dressed, sadly hiding her tits again, she tells you to wait for her in your bed
>you go to climb onto the massive mattress
>she stops you and says that’s HER bed
>points across the room to the fireplace, a thick bearskin rug before the hearth
>tells you THAT’S your bed
>strides out before you can register what just happened
>shit
>thus began your life as the Thalmor Ambassador’s personal plaything
Anonymous No.720164745
>>720144985
No one asked for your opinion, Zurin. Now get back in the Numidium, we march on Alinor in the morning!
Anonymous No.720166116
>>720100205 (OP)
i don't like racist elves
Anonymous No.720166360
>>720142645
>year four of the three day special cyrodiil operation
Anonymous No.720166475
>>720100205 (OP)

>yjk
Anonymous No.720166487
>>720161472
What?
Anonymous No.720167830 >>720168017
>>720157123
Few know this, but the root cause of the Great War wasn't actually one of political rivalry or Thalmor zealotry, but instead was the unanimous demand by Altmer women to restore access to Imperial men, which had been cut off since the establishment of the Dominion.
The Thalmor were reluctant to accept such miscegenation within their realm, but popular discontent forced them to declare war so that the mixing would at least happen with the Altmer firmly on top.
Anonymous No.720168017 >>720168260 >>720168491
>>720167830
>t. Shadowman
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/120491
Anonymous No.720168176 >>720168815
>>720119419
I don’t get it. Wouldn’t the Thalmor WANT (((Imperial))) occupation?
Also sex with High Elf girls
Anonymous No.720168260 >>720168491
>>720168017
qrd for someone who doesn't feel like making a nexusmods account?
Anonymous No.720168373
>>720130164
>the reincarnation of Shor is too busy plowing a Mershit to do his job
couldn't be me
Anonymous No.720168491
>>720168017
>>720168260
mb, forgot image.
Anonymous No.720168521
>>720140836
can characters only be hideous or anime? can they not just look normal? i'm fine with mer retaining their strange alien features, but everybody in skyrim just looks so damn old
Anonymous No.720168803
>>720144035
>Perhaps line splicing is the answer.
most mods I've used do this
it sucks, it feels like I'm listening to an SFM and annihilates my immersion
Anonymous No.720168815
>>720168176
The only thing the Dominion wants Imperials occupying are the beds of their Altmer mistresses
Anonymous No.720168971
>>720100205 (OP)
Soul Tear shout
Anonymous No.720169014
>>720150967
I've made this chart that should help explain why that's the case.
Anonymous No.720169276
>>720148594
just wait until you find out how roux, gourmet, bouregeois and hors d'oeuvre are pronounced
Anonymous No.720171356
>>720100205 (OP)
i don't, i listen
Anonymous No.720172575 >>720174134
>>720144035
Nexus fags are the most pussified redditors imaginable when it comes to "credit" and "stolen assets" for some reason, which is mind boggling considering they are a community based entirely on making fan-content without permission from stolen game assets. All the anti-AI stuff is purely performative too since nobody gives a fuck about line splicing even though functionally it's the exact same thing.
It's also mostly self-censorship by huge pussies, because there's plenty of AI voiced stuff on there from normal people who don't give a fuck about the bleeding vaginas whining about it.
Anonymous No.720174134
>>720172575
I really wish the gayest and most insufferable bitches alive didn't have a strangle hold on Skyrim modding. When I learned about AI voice generation I was so excited thinking that there would finally be mods where the voice acting wasn't some amateur with a shitty mic, but no.
Anonymous No.720174279
>>720103673
Made for BWC
Anonymous No.720174503 >>720174571
Anonymous No.720174571 >>720174641
>>720174503
Anonymous No.720174641 >>720174707
>>720174571
Anonymous No.720174651
>>720100205 (OP)
Made for BWC
Anonymous No.720174707 >>720174770
>>720174641
Anonymous No.720174770 >>720174834
>>720174707
Anonymous No.720174834 >>720174907
>>720174770
Anonymous No.720174907 >>720174962
>>720174834
Anonymous No.720174962 >>720175027
>>720174907
Anonymous No.720175027 >>720175079 >>720175524
>>720174962
Anonymous No.720175079 >>720175162
>>720175027
Anonymous No.720175162 >>720175227
>>720175079
Anonymous No.720175227 >>720175303
>>720175162
Anonymous No.720175303 >>720175354
>>720175227
Anonymous No.720175354 >>720175427
>>720175303
Anonymous No.720175427 >>720175519
>>720175354
Anonymous No.720175519 >>720177298
>>720175427
End
Anonymous No.720175524
>>720175027
Anonymous No.720177298 >>720177513
>>720175519
Based as fuck comic Anon, thanks for sharing. Is there more or is this it?
Also holy shit her tail is fucking huge. God imagining bushing that thing, it'll be a workout.
Anonymous No.720177513
>>720177298
the artist is Wielder on FurAffinity
There's a lot of her self insert ship if you're curious.
Anonymous No.720177539
>>720100205 (OP)
Made for BWC