Thread 720102497

>use summons
>still lose

>>720102497 (OP)
I have been stomping house centipedes in my apartment constantly for weeks and there are always more

I killed three yesterday and today I saw two chasing each other across my wall

>cute bug posting
STOP

now kill all but one of them and let the lone ant wander alone for all eternity

>>720102497 (OP)
>use summons
>wins easily

>>720102672
Centipedes prey on other insects so if you've got a lot of them it means there's a whole lot of other bugs too.

>>720103057
Somethin' buggin' ya?

>>720103051
Guess I'll just have to kill myself

>use summons
>they betray and attack you instead

bugs?

>>720103147
she asked for it

>>720103147
STAHP

>>720103147
you stupid bugs can stay in my trash, BUT YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT MY ROOM IS OFF LIMITS AND KOS

>>720103147
>>720103202
stop that

>>720103147
>YAMERROOOOOOOOOOO

>>720103250
That's usually my thought out of sight out of mind but if you fly at me your dead

>>720102497 (OP)
Proof that if you make anything cute, you won't kill it.
Unless you're an incel, they seem to love killing anything.

>>720103387
>>720103250
Also you if you keep enough roaches you can start milking them and save on $$$, literally milk from trash.

>followers never leave you alone even when dismissed
i hate this shit

>>720103250
Pretty much the same with spiders. That corner where the roof and wall meet? All yours. On my chair or in my room? It's genocide time!

>>720103250
i'm sorry but any bug that's in my place is immediately killed
those fucks may be lucky enough to dodge spiders and house lizards but they ain't surviving me

>>720103705
same, they are allowed to live in my corners and hunt other bugs, very useful, cant imagine being arachnophobic

>>720103867
YAMERO

>>720103705
I used to live in an old wooden house that had an absurd number of spiders.
>step in the bathroom
>remember to not step on the wolf spider hanging around the floor
>greet the jumping spider sitting next to the soap on the sink
>also nod to the weaver spider set up in the upper corner next to the shower
One time I accidentally stepped on the wolf spider and the next day another one had spawned in its place. It was pointless trying to kill them.

>>720103556
cute

>>720102672
Truely nothing in this world freaks me the fuck out like a centipede

>killing bugs
i sincerely hope you guys don't do this because then you have to clean up its corpse. just let it go on its merry way

>>720103003
cute

>>720102497 (OP)
I personally can't wait til they ban the roach, its such a crazy punish for summoning. Opponent just has his whole deck in hand and you gave it to him.

>>720104050
house centipedes are bros, tho

>>720104173
it's fun lol

>>720102672
I have glue traps left out for roaches and a house centipede got caught in one recently, I legitimately felt bad for days. They're bros.

>>720103116
Breed the centipedes so there's a bunch of them, they'll take care of all the other bugs then you just have to kill them at the end

>>720103705
>not letting spiderbro take a quick rest on chair after a hard day of pest control
You heartless monster

>>720104003
how people can live with big ass spiders in their house i'll never understand. i can barely tolerate smaller spiders since those fuckers always seem to want to crawl all over me.

>>720103003
>bigjb.jpg

>>720103057
Buzz off.

>>720102497 (OP)
From my childhood up into my early adulthood I would trap every spider I saw in my house and carry them out to the park to avoid killing them, and to put them back into their own environment
As it turns out, house spiders evolved to live in a house: that's their native environment
By putting them outside I was totally killing them
Unless they found another house

>>720103147
ACK!

>>720104395
Most house spiders are small except if you live in australia.

what's with this obsession with depicting unconventional things as anime children? it's weird that it's always children, and that you men who think you're women are obsessed with children.

>>720104218
STOP

>>720104541
jej

>>720104541
Malek deserved it, shoulda not been fuckin around with time fuckery

>>720103250
or some say kosm

>>720104541
You gave them a chance to fight in nature though, which is better than outright killing them.
I'd rather be thrown on an island than killed. I may have not evolved to live stranded on an island but I'll try to make do or die trying.

>>720104485
Me and bros next day at school after Monday Night RAW

>>720104781
literally me

>>720104718
friends?

I love this artist bros.

>>720104846
kek, women amirite fellas?

>>720104671
Well, if someone want to make a picture depicting Mortanius writing a 4chan post this would be the one to put in the pic

>>720104781
what's happening there?

>>720104897
That's brutal.

>>720104846
My thoughts exactly

>>720104897
>Guys I'm tellin' ya it was THIS big!

>>720104781
isn't there a reverse of this where the female throws the male off the tree instead?

>>720103250
What if they are inside you?

>>720104965
This is why we keep beating the shit out of you, Tim.

>>720104814
kek

you guys ever cum on a bugge?
like you are wanking and see a moth perfectly positioned in a nearby wall at waist height so you blast her with rope after rope until she can't take no more??

>>720103556
If evolution is real then why haven't bugs evolved to look like this to avoid getting killed? Checkmate athiests.

>>720105110
evil religions stopped them

>>720104897
>Noland The Liar

>>720102672
Big Roach is thankful for you killing their enemies that keep them in check, roach infestation soon!

>>720105038
brutal mogging

johj

>>720104913
God I wish I could draw fag that's god damn funny

>>720105182
When the roaches come, they shall also be stomped under my boot or poisoned with whatever cleaning chemical is at hand

>>720104875
I like her hololive art

>>720104395
They get rid of all the really harmful shits.

>>720104718
Clever girl...

>>720103003
now do that same trick against hornets

>>720104852
The male has sex with the female and then throws her out of his tree when he's done.

>>720105368
Pretty sure that trick was made to defeat giant asian hornets

>>720105368
That is literally exactly what they do to hornets, smother them en masse and cook them alive with body heat

>>720105368
Someone post the video of the hornet getting BTFO'd by a bunch of bees

>>720104541
Same. I never kill bugs, just take them outside somewhere safe.

>>720105368
some big ass animals have been killed by that tactic alone, a hornet is child's play

>>720105110
>If evolution is real then why haven't bugs evolved to look like this to avoid getting killed?
We call them asians.

>>720104972
No, but female praying mantis decapitate the male after or even during sexy time