Thread 720106389

>*whistles for magic horse*
>*autoruns on road to quest marker*
>*journo vision activates*
>"Mmmhh...giant slash marks all over a victim...a Drowner™, gotta be."
>*drinks a 5000kcal """potion""" in one gulp*
>"Come on, Roach"
>*horse already near death of exhaustion*
>*follows nose*
>Chuds in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY HELL FOOKIN CUNT SHIT FUCK, SHE'S A BLOODY WITCHERESS! GET HER!"
>"It's they/them" ALALALALALALALA *set Chuds on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
>Mhmm...Cis White Males™ pretending to be Drowners™.....better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY CUNT WITCHA, WOT BOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FOOKIN CUNT ?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows receiding hairline scalp*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Toxic Masculinity" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 esg crowns received

holy jej it's been a while since I saw this

We live in such bleak times that even ridiculous copypastas like this no longer seem totally outrageous and unrealistic. We live in the era of Concords and Veilguards. Anything is possible. Anything.

+1 taki powder collected

>>720106763
I can't understand how people like Takis. Their texture is like a stale chip and they taste salty as fuck, not even spicy. It's like eating high blood pressure. Must be a Latinx Mongoloid thing.

Did you know Ciri lost her virginity when she was raped by a lesbian called Mistle?

>>720106964
>raped by a lesbian
She's still a virgin to me, then. Lesbian sex isn't real sex.

>>720106389 (OP)
won't kinkshame you anon

>>720107013
If the hymen is gone, she's damaged goods anon.

>>720107120
Hymens break just from riding horses, and as I said, no man ever had her so she's a virgin to me. Hell she can keep her girlfriend for all I care, she's not competition she's basically my bed warmer.

>>720106871
I remember my dad saying that eating that is like eating paint and i think he was right. Never ate Takis but i stopped eating Hot Cheetos for that reason. Shit is like edible cancer in bag

anyone has the one from cyberpunk?
i fucking love that one and i cant find it anywhere

>>720106964
wrong retarded she raped a dead guy

idk i dont read books written by kike fags

i will now buy your game

>>720107954
troons are so retarded

>>720107954
>make character
>suddenly their second appearance is given a facial phenotype that makes them look bloated/bogged
>you're not supposed to notice this
yea yea the witcher trailers did the same thing to Geralt with creative liberties on the model design, but given the time period in which the W4 trailer was created it was a huge red flag. if you have the worst genetics ever then it can be considered natural, and that might be the case for Aloy unironically, but you shouldn't take things like that into consideration for a video game unless the characters got really fucking old and comfortable. in their line of work Ciri and Aloy should have a more lithe/toned appearance to them. And in Aloy's case bloating doesn't make sense. Ciri has access to all sorts of alcohol and shit food so it's possible maybe, but she still has her magic fucking powers and combat prowess. And no, don't become the fag that posts Aloy at one singular sheer angle in specific lighting that doesn't make her look like a retard.

>KILL ALL MEN
Was this line really necessary?

>>720109358
How would you get Larry's funds otherwise?

>>720106389 (OP)
Wouldnt have it any other way

>>720109358
Wait what? I don't watch witcher slop trailers anymore.

>>720106964
Didn't she fuck some elf king guy in another dimension first?

>>720106730
>no longer seem totally outrageous and unrealistic
the lefttards are already unironically worse than any pasta

>>720115664
He couldn't get it up

>>720106389 (OP)
You sound legitimately mentally ill, please seek professional help.

>>720107954
I do this but it's still their fault and I want reparations

>>720107954
Nobody cares about Horizon, Anon. Be serious now.

Not even CHUDdies cared about fat Aloy after a week.

>>720106730
what do you mean with copypasta, this is just a compilation of Monster Hunter Wilds, KCD2 and Horizon

>>720106730
those two games are outliers and they famously flopped, relax anon

>>720107954
The wildest variant of this phenomenon I've seen was taking the really pretty and "true aryan" Senna and then stertching her face weirdly with the photo mode, then use that and a screenshot of the trailer of her screaming to be angry about...I don't even know WHAT they are angry about. They just are.