Thread 720122240

I cannot believe that Nintendo seriously took 8 years to make this fucking game

What were they thinking?

>>720122240 (OP)
it was a scam by the devs just to fool Nintendo bosses. they spent 4 years of that time partying and banging hookers.

>>720122240 (OP)
Genshin mogs this shit

>>720122240 (OP)
This but it's actually Silksong

>>720122240 (OP)
Prease understand

>>720122627
>>720122240 (OP)
>>720123891
>>720124285
You lost and got raped,,; Eric.
Page 10 bumping after two posts is a new low ;)

>>720122627
>>720123891
>>720124285
Pretty much any other developer would've built an entire game around just one of the abilities and called it a day, and honestly it would alone work as the carrying gimmick. It is vast, deep, and polished. No matter how you personally feel about it, it is a remarkable technical achievement in game design, and no amount of shitposting changes that.
>>720123952
It's literally a response thread aping a Silksong thread with the same wording from earlier, probably by a seething anti-Nintendo drone

>>720122240 (OP)
Nintendon't think

>>720124543
BOTW/TOTK Link is the only Link that is a rape victim.
>>720124727
They just turned existing glitches and developer tools in the Havok engine into a game mechanic.

>>720124943
>>720125549
Sametrannying won't save you.
You lost and got raped,,; Eric

It's over.....

>>720126785
You lost and got raped,,; Eric.
another page 10 bump won't save you.

>>720124943
He can't go 10 posts without dumping his favourite webm demonstrating how he's never played the game. Not only starting on the item he needs but being unable to sort and instantly going to the item he ends up with.

>>720127356
I have played the game

It was free after all

>>720127408
You lost and got raped,,; Eric.
Get predicted

>>720127408
Get predicted

>>720127408
Then you'd also know that nuts and bolts bears no likeness to zelda at all.

>>720127408
Predicted

>>720122240 (OP)
It is quite obvious that Blackrock are major shareholders and have Nintendo by the balls.

There is a reason why TOTK is a completely degenerated game. Now open wide and enjoy your goyslop

8 years on a DLC. That was one of the worst scams ever by Nintendo.

>>720127678
They don't call them Scamtendo for nothing

>>720127626
>>720127678
>>720127735
>actually got predicted >>720127456

You lost and got raped,,; Eric

>>720127626
It's open knowledge that Blackrock is the biggest Nintendo shareholder apart from Nintendo itself.

>>720127763
>>720127837
You own Pic
You lost and got raped,,; Eric

>>720127626
>got predicted
Hmm, totally organic

>>720127763
>force truth nuke meme
>respond to all of your own posts with the images
Wow, vatniggers have really stepped up their propaganda game

>>720122240 (OP)
I can’t believe that they have the balls to charge $80 for it on Switch 2. There might be a reason why after the initial wave of scalpers and early-adopter tendies has their fill, store shelves have been packed with Switch 2’s.

>>720128091
You lost and got raped,,; Eric

>>720127626
Wait a minute, are you saying companies under capitalism have capitalistic shareholders.....oh....my....god....my almonds.....activating.....

thank you for the gold kind stranger!

>>720128117
I’m afraid that I don’t know what you’re talking about.

>>720128217
You lost and got raped,,; Eric

>>720128290
Ok?

Why does it feel like 80 percent of 4chan are AI chatbots now?

>>720128350
You lost and got raped,,; Eric

>>720128350
Op is a bot, see >>720124543

They were thinking "we are going to rape and gape this Brazil macaco nigger ape so fucking hard he's gonna spend the redt of his pathetic life crying about Nintendo"

>>720128461
Oh ok. I thought I had a stroke for a minute.

>>720128350
Check the archive this mentally ill tendie has been spamming and flooding /v/ with his schizo delusions of "Eric"(some made up person who doesn't like nintendo) for almost a decade every day for 16 or more hours a day. He's probably posting from a mental hospital, he gets banned off but just resets his IP. The jannies should've long since reported him to his ISP for abuse.

>>720128591
You lost and got raped,,; Eric

Who's Eric and why did he get raped?,,;

>>720128591
Eric, people can literally predict your images

>>720128705
You lost and got raped,,; Eric

>>720128463
Good one
Tendieturds are indeed lobotomized monkey slaves
Btw, how does ir feel to see your beloved cattlefeed mogged by a bunch of frogs and 3 aussies?

>>720128350
Because protections against it are so minimal along with a moderation team that sees threads like this as normal.

Oh and if you're wondering why the DAL-E3 thankfully vanished over the weekend, see my pic

>>720128828

You lost and got raped,,; Eric

>>720128912
They should really range by the OP

>>720129116
>range by the OP

Good morning saar

>>720128828
fuck you......

Hey mods, I can understand deleting the "you lost" poster but don't you think he has a point about the nature of this thread when the first 6 posts are all predicting the hateful spam that OP has been doing for the past 8 years?

>>720130728
>>720130625

You lost and got raped,,; Eric

>Olímpio aka the Eric schizo and the screenshots/wiki schizo are the same schizo
Kek, that means he's been samefagging for years, holy molly schizophrenia!

Dance, little monkey. Entertain us with your monkey dance.
You only exist for our amusement.

>>720122240 (OP)
Its a great game. It doesn't hit as hard as BotW, but its still good. The problem is they spent way too much time making ultrahand work. Which is not something anyone asked for.

>>720131412
You lost and got raped,,; Eric

>>720124727
>vast
I mean the map is decently sized.
>deep
As a puddle. Unless your find Korok seeds particularly engaging.
>polished
Yeah. A polished turd is definite shiny.

He hasn't mentioned the kiwi farms yet? Full melty incoming.

>>720131695
You lost and got raped,,; Eric

Soon he'll start replying to his own posts to pat himself in the back for how "mad" he made someone that's literally been shitting on his head nonstop kek.

This game sucks. Metroid Prime 4 will be the swansong the switch deserves

>>720131937
You lost and got raped,,; Eric

>>720131991
Braaaap

>>720132059
You lost and got raped,,; Eric

Worst game ever nobody wanted roblox in zelda

>>720132228
>>720132059
>>720131937
>>720131695

You lost and got raped,,; Eric

>>720122240 (OP)
I haven't played it yet and it looks to me like a fucking reskin or DLC of the first game... please tell me I'm wrong.

>>720134524
You lost and got raped,,; Eric.
Sametrannying won't save you